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Kershaw X: Kershaq Fu
2008-07-27 11:48
by Jon Weisman

I'm starting to wonder if these Clayton Kershaw headlines are bad luck.

Anyway, here's a little reverse psychology (via Wikipedia):

Shaq Fu is often cited as one of the worst video games of all time. The reasons for this are mainly concentrated in three areas - poor hit detection, a plot and dialogue that strained the player's suspension of disbelief, and the perceived intention that O'Neal was included as an attempt to boost the game's popularity.[1]

The hit detection on the game is notorious for being extremely frustrating for the player. It is known to only allow hits that occur in the direct center of each character. ... In the June 2007 issue of Game Informer, Shaq Fu was #10 on the "Top 10 Worst Licensed Game Ideas (ever)" in the Connect section. In the same month, ScrewAttack's "Top 10's" series declared it the #1 worst fighting game ever released.[2]

It was #4 worst game on Gametrailers.com's "Top Ten Best and Worst Video games".

Shaqfu.com is dedicated to destroying every copy of Shaq Fu by buying the game from anyone who owns it.

* * *

Nationals at Dodgers, 1:10 p.m.

Comments (686)
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2008-07-27 11:56:47
1.   Jon Weisman
Johnny Bench is doing Haray Caray at the podium.
2008-07-27 11:57:24
2.   D4P
the perceived intention that O'Neal was included as an attempt to boost the game's popularity

What? A celebrity's image/likeness/endorsement being used to boost popularity?

2008-07-27 11:58:27
3.   trainwreck
I never expected anyone to reference Shaq Fu. Is TWISM next?
2008-07-27 12:00:53
4.   Ken Noe
Jon, if you're truly looking for reverse psychology, may I suggest: Kershaw XI: Ken Noe's Baseball Career at SHAWsville High. One for four, 1 E, 1 SB.
2008-07-27 12:01:46
5.   D4P
One for four, 1 E, 1 SB

Comparables include:

Pierre, Juan

2008-07-27 12:02:28
6.   underdog
Yikes, I'd never even heard of Shaq Fu. I'm still recovering from having knowledge of "Kazaam."

And because of this we get a GTA4 ad, too.

--

Heh. Re Toy's comment at end of previous thread. I know, I always find it a bit comical that players expect God, whichever deity they believe in, to come through for their team. If there is a God, I would expect He/She has better things to do than help the Cowboys.

2008-07-27 12:03:33
7.   trainwreck
6
I never get any of the ads you do it seems.
2008-07-27 12:03:43
8.   underdog
How about "Kershaw XI: UnderdogShanks the Kick (and there's no) Redemption"?
2008-07-27 12:03:50
9.   JoeyP
The Nationals have scored 2 runs in their last 30 innings.
2008-07-27 12:04:15
10.   underdog
7 - I have special browser software that gives me babes and video games. Sorry, I'm sworn to secrecy.
2008-07-27 12:04:40
11.   Icaros
I have the GTA4 ad, and I remember Shaq Fu. Came out toward the end of his time with Orlando.
2008-07-27 12:06:56
12.   underdog
Man, Colorado's staying hot. Stupid Rockies, be gone with you!
2008-07-27 12:09:39
13.   Andrew Shimmin
Jon should sell naming rights to future Kershaw game threads.
2008-07-27 12:10:18
14.   Tripon
If you want to play Shaq Fu, you can download a rom of it, and a SNES emulator on something called the internet just to see how bad it is. And while Shaq Fu is a bad game, I don't know if it can beat the Atari 2600 E.T. game. So bad, it has it own special garbage dump and helped destroy the Atari as a gaming console.
2008-07-27 12:14:01
15.   underdog
Yes, I believe "ET" is generally picked as the worst video game of all time. It was a rush job that turned out to be a total disaster.

--

What, no one's excited about the Arena Bowl? Go SaberCats!

zzzzzzz.

2008-07-27 12:17:04
16.   fanerman
6 I would expect He/She has better things to do than help the Cowboys.

Like help the Dodgers?

2008-07-27 12:18:29
17.   underdog
16 Yes, my son.
2008-07-27 12:19:12
18.   D4P
15
My step-brother-in-law used to play for the SaberCats, and (I think) won a few championships with them.

I never watched a game.

2008-07-27 12:19:56
19.   Icaros
I remember trying to play that ET game at Best, or maybe it was Gemco (whatever eventually turned into Target). All you could do was try to climb out of a pit and then keep falling down.
2008-07-27 12:22:45
20.   D4P
19
Best was originally called Jafco.
2008-07-27 12:24:35
21.   underdog
Activision games for the Atari were in general far superior to Atari-made games, anyway. I loved 'em as a little kid.
2008-07-27 12:26:23
22.   Icaros
21

Pitfall was the best.

2008-07-27 12:26:46
23.   bigcpa
Joe Sheehan weighs in on Blake:

Trading two prospects of this caliber for 200 at-bats of Casey Blake is a ridiculous waste... The Dodgers could improve their situation by playing Blake in the outfield in lieu of Andruw Jones and/or Juan Pierre, as those two are among the worst players in baseball in 2008, and Blake isn't. Playing Blake, or if you prefer, the outfielders ahead of LaRoche is actively hurting your team's chances of winning. This is nothing new for the Dodgers, who have come to value experience over performance, but it is a sight to behold.

2008-07-27 12:28:30
24.   KG16
i remember shaq fu, but not et. i've had some incredibly bad video games over the years. my folks still have the old NES my sister and i used as kids, with 40-some games. i'm sure there are more than a few terrible games in that mix.
2008-07-27 12:30:44
25.   Jon Weisman
FAVRE is its own category on the ESPN ticker. Has a single player been a category before?
2008-07-27 12:31:56
26.   trainwreck
25
Bonds.
2008-07-27 12:32:12
27.   underdog
Can someone explain to me why so many teams are interested in Jack Taschner? Jack Taschner!
2008-07-27 12:32:51
28.   Megaballs
Now the next two obvious manager moves...now that DeWitt's down and playing 2b.

1/ Sitting A Jones
2/ dropping Kent out of the cleanup spot.

Can Torre face these two vets and sell 'em on what's best for the team?

2008-07-27 12:32:57
29.   underdog
Favre is to ESPN as Buckwheat is to SNL.
2008-07-27 12:33:16
30.   Jon Weisman
O'Malley portion now beginning on ESPN Classic.
2008-07-27 12:35:28
31.   KG16
19 - wow, Gemco, there's a name I haven't heard in a very long time.
2008-07-27 12:35:41
32.   D4P
29
"You're unce, tice, fee times a mady, and I nu-u-u-u-ub nu..."
2008-07-27 12:37:39
33.   Gagne55
Here is a review (with rule 1 violations removed) I read about Shaq Fu, the only time I'd ever seen the title outside DT.

Another terrible game is Shaq Fu. The most retarded storyline ever - Shaq goes to Tokyo for a charity game, whereupon he enters a "kung fu dojo"... in Japan. It looks like the writers mixed up which Asian mystique they were going for. The mysterious old master ™ working there tells him he is the one from the stars and must go rescue the boy Nezu from the other realm. So Shaq, being a basketball player, goes to the mystery land and uses kung fu (that he learned in Japan) to beat up the otherworldly creatures to save the boy. And every time he wins he says something like "That was easier than sinkin' a free throw, dawg!" To remind us he is Shaq, blaq, or both.

The hit detection is awful. Controlling the game feels like trying to tug a huge block of lead (encased inside an even huger iron safe) using a piece of twine wrapped around the latter. The stock cast of "fantasy characters" doesn't help much either.

2008-07-27 12:38:23
34.   regfairfield
I picked up a copy of Shaq Fu for two dollars a couple years ago.

I paid way too much.

2008-07-27 12:39:30
35.   ImprobableImpossible
25
I believe Clemens was a category a few months back.

ESPN might as well give Favre a channel instead of just a category.

2008-07-27 12:41:22
36.   KG16
"That was easier than sinkin' a free throw, dawg!"

Given Shaq's track record, I would think many, many things fall into that category.

2008-07-27 12:42:55
37.   KG16
since we're on the video game thing, anyone know where one might be able to download classic video games onto their computer? And, of course, one would be willing to pay for such intellectual property.
2008-07-27 12:44:58
38.   Icaros
31

Glad I'm not the only one who remembers.

2008-07-27 12:45:06
39.   DodgerfaninNY
John Perrotto, who writes for Baseball Prospectus, had this gem today- "The Rays are in the market for help at multiple positions, and are eyeing Fuentes, Street, and Giants right-handed reliever Tyler Walker, along with Dodgers second baseman Jeff Kent..."
Please, Ned, just turn off your cell phone. Part of me wants the Dodgers to finish off this season like the last, just so they can choose from Brian Cashman, Logan White, or Kim Ng as their next GM.
2008-07-27 12:45:13
40.   The Trolley Dodger
35 They could call it "The Cuatro."
2008-07-27 12:46:32
41.   Tripon
37 Just type in roms. And er, just remember its not actually illegal until 24 hours has passed.
2008-07-27 12:46:48
42.   Icaros
My grandmother used to take me to a store in the OC called TG&Y to buy Star Wars action figures.
2008-07-27 12:47:55
43.   trainwreck
37
Just search for emulators on Google.
2008-07-27 12:48:18
44.   regfairfield
37 Not the same thing, but here's a web based emulator

http://www.nescafeweb.com/

2008-07-27 12:48:34
45.   Jon Weisman
I didn't know what Shaq Fu was until I googled it an hour ago. I just remember hearing the term, so to speak.

There was a Gemco near DeSoto and Ventura, near where I grew up in Woodland Hills. Went there a lot.

2008-07-27 12:50:32
46.   D4P
Wikipedia tells me that Jafco and Gemco were two different stores.
2008-07-27 12:51:34
47.   herchyzer
19 . 31 . I remember stopping in at Gemco on Ventura for gas with my dad during the last gas war before the Energy Crisis. I think it was 1973. The price at the pump wa $0.24 per gallon.
2008-07-27 12:52:11
48.   Tripon
If this was Mortal Kombat, I hope Kershaw pulls off a fatality on the Nats today. But I hate that series so I'll say this is Street Fighter, and I hope Kershaw pulls off multiple supers, and powers up his Super Hadoken.
2008-07-27 12:52:32
49.   overkill94
Wasn't there some creepy commercial with a baby with a man's voice interviewing people and one of his catch phrases was "Shaq Fu!"?
2008-07-27 12:52:52
50.   herchyzer
That was considered very low, even then.
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2008-07-27 12:52:57
51.   trainwreck
48
The new Mortal Kombat is Mortal Kombat vs DC Comics. That looks interesting.
2008-07-27 12:55:10
52.   sporky
Diamond:

LaRoche optioned, Sweeney activated.

2008-07-27 12:55:45
53.   regfairfield
52 That's a good joke there.
2008-07-27 12:57:20
54.   Pedro Astacio
52. Wait, seriously?
2008-07-27 12:57:44
55.   The Dude Abides
Don't shoot the second messenger--LaRoche optioned, Sweeney activated

http://www.beloblog.com/Pe_Blogs/prosports/mlb/dodgers/

2008-07-27 12:57:50
56.   silverwidow
Just trade him. I'm sick of this garbage.
2008-07-27 12:58:03
57.   Tripon
53 Not a joke.

The Dodgers have optioned third baseman Andy LaRoche a day after doing the same to Blake DeWitt. Pinch-hitting specialist Mark Sweeney is back on the active roster. The 38-year-old is hitting .094 with three RBI in 60 games with the Dodgers. LaRoche was batting .203 with two homers and six RBI in 27 games.

Thoughts?

2008-07-27 12:58:57
58.   Tripon
Sounds like the Dodgers are ready to trade him, and couldn't bother to save him a place with the 25 man roster before they did it.
2008-07-27 12:59:07
59.   overkill94
Found the commercial: http://tinyurl.com/5jyv3f
2008-07-27 12:59:25
60.   sporky
I wonder why they didn't send him down with DeWitt.
2008-07-27 12:59:30
61.   LAT
Sam,

X. Nady could have been roaming an outfield near you. Apparently, Bucks approached Nats before Yanks but price was too high. Nats management thought what does X. Nady do for us? Answer: not much.
2008-07-27 13:00:13
62.   fanerman
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2008-07-27 13:00:32
63.   overkill94
Well, at least LaRoche can get plenty of at-bats now instead of rotting on the bench behind Blake. It does make our bench pretty dang weak though. Bring on John Lindsey!
2008-07-27 13:00:42
64.   herchyzer
57 . Pay no attention to my feeble attempts earlier to defend Colletti... for anything.
2008-07-27 13:00:48
65.   trainwreck
Who wants to become an A's fan now?
2008-07-27 13:01:26
66.   sporky
65 Already there.
2008-07-27 13:01:40
67.   Tripon
Who's our back up 3rd baseman? Nomar? Ozuna? Martin?
2008-07-27 13:01:51
68.   fanerman
ned is completely in "save the job" mode.
2008-07-27 13:02:02
69.   Icaros
63

Thanks for inspiring me to finally listen to Band Of Horses the other day.

2008-07-27 13:02:48
70.   silverwidow
Las Vegas infield:

1B: whomever
2B: DeWitt
SS: Hu
3B: LaRoche

2008-07-27 13:02:53
71.   trainwreck
We can all move over to Catfish Stew, don't even need to leave the Toaster family.
2008-07-27 13:03:04
72.   Tripon
68 Can we be in murderous rage, can't wait for the idiot to be fired mode? (In before questions of what the difference is from the past six months.)
2008-07-27 13:03:27
73.   fanerman
gggaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2008-07-27 13:03:55
74.   sporky
Hu is 2 for 2 this afternoon.
2008-07-27 13:03:55
75.   Disabled List
I have nothing to add, other than to join the chorus of outrage.
2008-07-27 13:04:00
76.   fanerman
sorry... still in anger step
2008-07-27 13:04:25
77.   overkill94
69 You're welcome. Which album did you listen to? The debut's great, but the latest one is a notch lower in quality - both good though.

Did you guys really want LaRoche just sitting on the bench this whole time? It's not like they would sit Pierre AND Jones to give Blake any time in the OF.

I do wish they would just scrap the whole Sweeney lovefest and give someone else a chance though.

2008-07-27 13:04:45
78.   Johnny Nucleo
...and there was much rending of garments.
2008-07-27 13:04:56
79.   Tripon
70 But Terry Terry Tiffee blocking LaRoche now!
2008-07-27 13:05:15
80.   regfairfield
OPS+ of our bench.

Ozuna: 70
Ardoin: 46
Berroa: 40
Jones: 36
Sweeney: -18

It can't be that hard to find someone who could do better than that is it?

2008-07-27 13:06:13
81.   D4P
80
And yet, Ned Colletti gets paid millions of dollars to be a major league General Manager.
2008-07-27 13:06:31
82.   sporky
When DY comes back, they'd better DFA Sweeney's sorry arse.
2008-07-27 13:06:41
83.   Tripon
Via Tony Jackson.

Joe Torre said this morning that, ``Right now, we're going with the hot hands.'' Andruw, of course, isn't that right now. Basically, what that means is that Andruw has to wait until someone else cools off until he gets back into the lineup on an everyday basis. ``It means we're trying to win as many games as we can,'' Torre said. Joe also said there could be matchups, such as certain opposing pitchers, that he'll still want to play Jones against. ``(But) we faced two left-handers (Friday and Saturday), and I saw some good at-bats here and there. But there is still a lot of stuff he has to get better at. I'm not speaking out of school, because Andruw feels the same way.''

2008-07-27 13:07:37
84.   silverwidow
79 Tiffee can play 1B/OF/DH
2008-07-27 13:08:12
85.   Icaros
Why does sending Andy down make it more likely that he is to be traded?

I know he has nothing left to prove down there, but if he is still in LA's future plans, as Colletti said yesterday, shouldn't he go somewhere he'll actually get to play?

He missed a lot of time due to injury this season, combined with riding lots of pine in LA, he's going to finish 2008 with very few at-bats at any level.

2008-07-27 13:09:08
86.   tethier
81 I don't think you can only blame Ned for this move - Torre certainly had to buy into it. LaRoche does not need any more at bats at Vegas - not to mention he can help this team now, even from the bench.
2008-07-27 13:09:57
87.   regfairfield
85 Normally I'd agree, but we really need a bat off the bench.
2008-07-27 13:09:57
88.   trainwreck
We need people who actually attend games to start chants. McCourt might be the only owner that would actually take something from that.
2008-07-27 13:10:29
89.   sporky
How can I find out what the lowest BA is for a non-pitcher with more than 50 PA?
2008-07-27 13:10:29
90.   Icaros
77

I got both. My favorite songs so far are "The Funeral" and "Cigarettes, Wedding Bands."

2008-07-27 13:11:30
91.   Tripon
1st K for Kershaw.
2008-07-27 13:12:04
92.   D4P
86
I blame Ned for Sweeney's continued presence on the roster. I don't see how you can keep Sweeney and your job at the same time.
2008-07-27 13:12:10
93.   Johnson
80 If it weren't for the fact that Andruw Jones used to be a good hitter, that might be the worst bench in the history of ever. It probably is, anyway.
2008-07-27 13:12:52
94.   68elcamino427
Curveball has some bite at sea level.
2008-07-27 13:13:03
95.   Gagne55
LaRoche should be getting consistent ABs. He's not that valuble as a pinch hitter. I think he's good in Vegas for now since Blake is here to play 3rd. Activating Sweeny though shouldn't happen. Oh well.
2008-07-27 13:13:13
96.   Tripon
Its okay, Kuo's the first PH off the bench anyway.
2008-07-27 13:13:51
97.   68elcamino427
Just catching up:

Sweeney for LaRoche?

Primal Scream ...

2008-07-27 13:13:56
98.   Icaros
Would be awesome if we could just trade managers with Washington.
2008-07-27 13:13:56
99.   confucius
I'm glad Laroche was sent down. They weren't playing him so maybe he'll hit a bunch of homeruns down there and force coletti's hand.
2008-07-27 13:14:01
100.   PalmdaleSteve1
Reunion time in Pittsburgh...The Brothers LaRoche..or is Laroche?
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2008-07-27 13:14:26
101.   trainwreck
As Joe Sheehan said, LaRoche should be at third and Blake in left if anything.
2008-07-27 13:14:43
102.   PalmdaleSteve1
Nomar nomars the ball.

Good news, he didn't hurt himself...yet.

2008-07-27 13:15:31
103.   68elcamino427
Still catching up:

The real outfield starts again today!

May it ever be so for the remainder of the season.

2008-07-27 13:15:51
104.   Tripon
Looks like Kershaw isn't fased by the stolen base.
2008-07-27 13:17:16
105.   Gagne55
102 Nomar is a verb?
2008-07-27 13:18:11
106.   The Dude Abides
Two things: a) this ump doesn't like curveballs and b) I hope Ned and Joe don't panic by trading for a SS after that error by Nomar.

Edit-I lied, three things--great range by Casey! Well, OK, but he did get the out...

2008-07-27 13:19:05
107.   LAbits
Yah, see ya in a month and a half Andy, or when Nomar (error this inning) and/or Kent are out on D/L or when Sweeney proves he still is not a hot hand after recovering from injury.

Not hoping those guys get injuries, better if they get/stay hot, but just being realistic.

Meantime, LaRoche, DeWitt & Hu you guys play like champs in (hot hot hot) Las Vegas!

2008-07-27 13:19:17
108.   Icaros
Two pitches. Good job.
2008-07-27 13:19:18
109.   Tripon
one pitch, one fly ball. Isn't it the job of the leadoff man to work the pitcher?
2008-07-27 13:19:53
110.   Gagne55
So San Diego and Colorado finish off sweeps today. The Dodgers could sweep the Nats and only gain ground on the Giants this weekend.
2008-07-27 13:19:59
111.   Ken Noe
In a way, I'd rather have Andy in AAA playing than not playing. Three-quarters of Logan White's 2009 LA infield will be working together. But on the other hand sending anyone down for that stiff Sweeney is criminal.
2008-07-27 13:20:30
112.   The Trolley Dodger
99 Yeah, needing lefty bat on the bench I assume is the reasoning. Press release says: "The left-handed hitter appeared in four rehab games with Triple-A Las Vegas from July 10-13, going 4-for-16 (.250) with a walk and two runs scored."
2008-07-27 13:21:16
113.   thinkblue88
BB for the Bison
2008-07-27 13:21:19
114.   The Dude Abides
Bison patience!
2008-07-27 13:21:40
115.   sporky
He could make a decent leadoff hitter.
2008-07-27 13:21:41
116.   68elcamino427
Bison lead off at bat!
2008-07-27 13:21:52
117.   Icaros
This better mean that Delwyn is actually hurt.

Way to work the walk, Bison. Better than the joke batting before you.

2008-07-27 13:21:55
118.   The Dude Abides
Bison speed!
2008-07-27 13:21:56
119.   MonkeyBlue
HORRRIBLE throw! LOL
2008-07-27 13:22:02
120.   thinkblue88
Pierre should take some notes.
2008-07-27 13:22:07
121.   Tripon
There's our leadoff hitter Kemp doing the things a lead off hitter should!
2008-07-27 13:22:11
122.   68elcamino427
Bison distracting on the basepaths!
2008-07-27 13:22:17
123.   Gagne55
The Nat's pitcher's name reminds me of my job.
2008-07-27 13:22:24
124.   fanerman
Matt Kemp draws a walk, steals a base, advances to 3rd on an error.

Too bad he doesn't know how to lead off.

2008-07-27 13:23:00
125.   MonkeyBlue
Russel with a crappy at-bat.
2008-07-27 13:23:15
126.   sporky
125 I blame the high socks.
2008-07-27 13:23:28
127.   Tripon
Man, Kent's numbers are horrible.
2008-07-27 13:24:06
128.   fanerman
125 Maybe we should send him to AAA and get a PVL to take his place. Someone who knows how to have good at-bats.
2008-07-27 13:24:13
129.   68elcamino427
Too bad Martin trying to crush rather than go oppo