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$10,000,000 Hiroki Kuroda
*$475,000 Chad Billingsley
*$415,000 Clayton Kershaw
*$405,000 Eric Stults
*$400,000 James McDonald
*Total: $11,695,000

Bullpen (7)
*$2,500,000 Takashi Saito
*$1,300,000 Scott Proctor
*$1,500,000 Jonathan Broxton
*$425,000 Hong-Chih Kuo
*$420,000 Cory Wade
*$410,000 Ramon Troncoso
*$400,000 Scott Elbert
Total: $6,955,000

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Yhency Brazoban
Greg Miller
Justin Orenduff

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*$3,000,000 Russell Martin
*$2,500,000 Andre Ethier
*$600,000 Matt Kemp
*$600,000 James Loney
*$500,000 Angel Berroa
*$410,000 Blake DeWitt
*$400,000 Tony Abreu
Total: $25,110,000

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$10,000,000 Juan Pierre
*$600,000 Jason Repko
*$410,000 Delwyn Young
*$400,000 Danny Ardoin
*$400,000 Chin-Lung Hu
Total: $11,810,000
Note: Team can buy out Ozuna's 2009 option for $200,000

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Lucas May
Xavier Paul

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$50,000 Gary Bennett (buyout of $900,000 option)
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But At Least I Have a Husband
2008-10-15 15:40
by Jon Weisman

I just want to tell you all good luck. We're all counting on you.

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Phillies at Dodgers, 5:22 p.m.

Comments (847)
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2008-10-15 15:44:43
1.   Woden325
Go out there and win one for the Zipper!
2008-10-15 15:45:22
2.   njr
Good luck Bills. Good luck Boys in Blue. I hope you all know how hard all of us here are rooting for you.
2008-10-15 15:46:49
3.   Sam DC
Surely, we'll pull this one out.
2008-10-15 15:47:04
4.   underdog
Roger, over.

What's our vector, Victor?

2008-10-15 15:47:07
5.   njr
Also, let me just say:

Jon-- whatever happens tonight I cannot tell you how much joy and meaning I have gotten from reading this site every day. It has made me a better fan and most likely a better person as well. Many thanks!

2008-10-15 15:47:44
6.   East Coast Dodger
Game 5. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
2008-10-15 15:47:49
7.   Bob Timmermann
Do you know what it's like to be kicked in the face with a steel-toed boot?
2008-10-15 15:47:50
8.   JJ42
Thank you for getting this far! We'll all be rooting for you to go farther! Good luck!
2008-10-15 15:48:44
9.   underdog
3 Don't call me Shirley.

(Sorry, but it has to get the response.)

There's been a little problem in the dugout.
The dugout? What is it??
Well it's a long space off the field where the players sit. But that's not important right now.

2008-10-15 15:49:43
10.   Jim Hitchcock
Boy, we're amping up here. I like this spirit!
2008-10-15 15:51:01
11.   Jim Hitchcock
9 Surely I picked the wrong day to quit chewing 'bacca.
2008-10-15 15:51:51
12.   Neal Pollack
I'll never get over Macho Grande.
2008-10-15 15:53:40
13.   Lexinthedena
So Clayton,

You ever been to a Turkish Prison?

2008-10-15 15:53:51
14.   Marty
We need June Cleaver to interpret Manny-speak.
2008-10-15 15:54:13
15.   Icaros
"Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!"
2008-10-15 15:54:23
16.   Jim Hitchcock
Ever sat on a grown man's lap?
2008-10-15 15:55:12
17.   underdog
This one always cracked me up. Maybe because I'm Jewish.

Elaine (stewardess): Would you like something to read?
Old Lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine: Uhh...how about this leaflet, Famous Jewish Sports Legends?

2008-10-15 15:55:29
18.   das411
Haven't seen this linked anywhere yet, behold MLB.com's "Pennant Traces" on Mr. Vin:

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/news/postseason/traces.jsp?loc=traces_scully

2008-10-15 15:55:39
19.   ImprobableImpossible
Listen, DT. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to face Hamels and Lidge up and down the lineup for nine innings.
2008-10-15 15:57:32
20.   underdog
15 19 Hah hah.

Darnit, I wish I didn't have to bust my own buns for the next 78 minutes to get all my work done.

2008-10-15 15:57:37
21.   Lexinthedena
It's a guy who comes in to pitch after the starter has been removed, but that's not important right now!
2008-10-15 16:00:07
22.   Tangled Up in Blue
(Stadium Announcer): Now batting for Pedro Borbon....Manny Mota..Mota..Mota
2008-10-15 16:00:43
23.   Jim Hitchcock
18 Great quote by Koufax.
2008-10-15 16:01:54
24.   das411
14 - !!!! DUDE who is starting for the LAD tonight? Well played Jon!
2008-10-15 16:01:56
25.   Jon Weisman
TV Guide is sold - for below the newsstand price.

http://adage.com/mediaworks/article?article_id=131756

2008-10-15 16:02:49
26.   Bill Crain
Joe and Larry ought to be okay; they're on instruments.
2008-10-15 16:02:55
27.   Sam DC
9 . 'ppreciate it.
2008-10-15 16:04:22
28.   Shotupthemiddle
Man, as we close in on game time, the tension is getting thicker.

And Leon's getting laaaaarger!

2008-10-15 16:04:26
29.   Marty
I can remember eagerly awaiting the mail delivery because it was TV Guide day. I did the crossword puzzle first thing.
2008-10-15 16:04:29
30.   GMac In The 909
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop violating Rule No. 11.
2008-10-15 16:06:49
31.   Jim Hitchcock
So, any thoughts on what celeb McCourt will be fawning over tonight?
2008-10-15 16:13:22
32.   Indiana Jon
Finally! A reference on this blog to a movie that I like! This is a definite sign of good fortune for tonight.
2008-10-15 16:14:51
33.   Eric Stephen
31
I'm hoping for Neil Diamond.
2008-10-15 16:17:35
34.   Zak
35 It's hard to believe there are still 3 million subscribers. Wonder how many of those will re-up. TV Guide, like others, used to be a huge part of my life. I haven't looked at one since before they ditched the digest format. Recently I started going to the tvguide.com website to read what Matt Roush has been writing. Kinda sad, but kinda expected.
2008-10-15 16:17:38
35.   Jim Hitchcock
33 Sweet Caroline ? :)

Oh, and Obama's 30 minute time buy is going to push back the start of Game 6 of the WS:

http://tinyurl.com/545f5j

2008-10-15 16:19:42
36.   Eric Stephen
Today's post would have been more appropriate if we were talking about the 1987 Twins.

http://tinyurl.com/4qlyt4

2008-10-15 16:22:21
37.   Lee Corbett
this has been my favourite season as a Dodger fan - DT has made it even more enjoyable. It's a great thing you've got going on here Jon
2008-10-15 16:23:28
38.   Lee Corbett
34 are you omniscient?
2008-10-15 16:28:04
39.   Zak
31 Is he going to sing "I'm a believer" or "Song sung blue"? As long as he doesn't go up to Vin and start going on about "Brooklyn Roads" or "I am I said".
Maybe he'll suprise us and tell Frank McCourt to "Play Me". He'll definitely get thrown out if he makes any references to Cracklin' Jamie.
2008-10-15 16:30:47
40.   Zak
38 Yes. And a lousy typist.
2008-10-15 16:31:54
41.   Preston Bannard
"Get the best available man who won't crack under the pressure."

"How about Mr. Rogers?"

2008-10-15 16:32:49
42.   Bob Timmermann
Neil Diamond is playing a concert in Dallas tomorrow, so I'm guessing he's not going to be at the game tonight.
2008-10-15 16:38:17
43.   Woden325
37 I'm not even a big fan of the Dodgers. But I am a fan of Dodger Thoughts. This is a top notch blog. And a top notch community, too.
2008-10-15 16:40:21
44.   Eric Stephen
43
Dodger Thoughts: Where Rockies Fans Won't Get Spat Upon! :)
2008-10-15 16:41:02
45.   das411
43 , high five Woden!

Is anybody else already feeling a little sick? As in, too sick to come in to work tomorrow if this one goes extras? Fortunately it only happens in one October...

2008-10-15 16:41:13
46.   KG16
I'm sorry, does anyone speak jive?
2008-10-15 16:43:10
47.   Woden325
45 Did you eat the fish?
2008-10-15 16:49:17
48.   Eric Stephen
Cole Hamels Tonight
Furcal: SLAP!!
Ethier: SLAP!!
Manny: SLAP!! SLAP!!
Martin: SLAP!!
Loney: SLAP!!
Blake: SLAP!!
Kemp: SLAP!!
DeWitt: SLAP!!
Bills: shakes Hamels violently

Lather, rinse, repeat.

2008-10-15 16:52:25
49.   LoneStar7
as manny would say, lets have a happy flight!
2008-10-15 16:52:55
50.   underdog
47 We had a choice, steak or fish.

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

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2008-10-15 16:54:43
51.   Gold Star for Robot Boy
Get me Hamels on five, hold the mayo.
2008-10-15 16:55:47
52.   Gold Star for Robot Boy
Funny about this thread, just a few moments before I was telling an intern about 70s disaster movies.

http://www.amazon.com/Stewardess-Flying-Plane-American-Films/dp/082125751X

2008-10-15 17:00:14
53.   Lee Corbett
MLB.com has the game and the debate. Nice
2008-10-15 17:03:11
54.   Gold Star for Robot Boy
53 - The benefits (or drawbacks) of corporate synergy at FOX.
2008-10-15 17:04:15
55.   scareduck
Without treading on Rule 5 territory, I assume by your post title that you're firmly in the No on 8 camp. :-)
2008-10-15 17:04:30
56.   Jim Hitchcock
53 Oh, what to watch, what to watch...
2008-10-15 17:04:35
57.   RIYank
Reporter: Nervous?

Billingsley: Yes.

Reporter: First time?

Billingsley: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

2008-10-15 17:05:46
58.   Icaros
I'm glad Kevin Kennedy told me that Billingsley has negative energy on the mound because I've never noticed. Zelasko was spewing a load of crap about him too. These idiots are beyond stupid. They should run for public office.
2008-10-15 17:08:04
59.   Bob Timmermann
Is Billingsley's negative energy some form of antimatter or is he just negatively charged?
2008-10-15 17:10:52
60.   JJ42
According to the P-E blog, Henry Winkler was on the field. Does the Fonz count as the celebrity guest of the Dodgers?
2008-10-15 17:11:11
61.   Icaros
59

I'm wondering if he'll change polarity if we rub him against a magnet.

2008-10-15 17:11:15
62.   Marty
Kevin Kennedy is the Rex Kramer of Fox Sports.
2008-10-15 17:11:48
63.   Ken Noe
"I've got to concentrate...concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota..."

You people call yourselves Airplane fans.

2008-10-15 17:11:59
64.   Marty
As long as he wasn't water skiing, I'm ok with Winkler being there.
2008-10-15 17:12:18
65.   underdog
I really hate Fox. I am going to mute this stupid game and put on Vin Scully. That way if God forbid this is their last game at least I won't be aggravated by the announcer, too.

I hear there's a separate trailer for Eric Karros' hair.

2008-10-15 17:13:23
66.   underdog
63 meet 22

Did they really say that about Billingsley?! Sheezus, I'm glad I missed that part. I was irritated by them even missing that.

2008-10-15 17:13:52
67.   RIYank
63 see 22 .
2008-10-15 17:14:23
68.   RIYank
Uh, 67 meet 66 .
2008-10-15 17:15:45
69.   Eric Stephen
60
Aaaaaaaaaay!!!

[pounds jukebox]
[I Love LA starts playing]

2008-10-15 17:15:47
70.   underdog
68 Roger, over.

That's 'Clarence Oveur', over.

2008-10-15 17:15:51
71.   Alex41592
The Fonz will do our lineup tonight.
2008-10-15 17:15:56
72.   Icaros
66

Yes, they did. Zelasko even accused him of blaming others for his failure. It was revolting.

2008-10-15 17:16:17
73.   Indiana Jon
58 Actually I think he made a lot of sense, if he was talking about Billingsley last year or the year before. I had the same thoughts for a while, but I think he is past that. I would love for Billz to come out with some Peavy confidence though.
2008-10-15 17:17:36
74.   Icaros
73

He needs to act like a crybaby prick? I'd rather not see it.

2008-10-15 17:17:48
75.   Ken Noe
66 67 Alas.
2008-10-15 17:18:16
76.   Buffalo Jones
Sorry if this has already been answered, but is there any place to watch the game online. I can remember during the first game of the division series there was, but I haven't needed to since. Thanks
2008-10-15 17:18:29
77.   Marty
Reporter: What kind of clubhouse is it?
Bowa: Oh, it's a big pretty white clubhouse with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.
2008-10-15 17:19:58
78.   RIYank
70 You have clearance, under (if I may call you under); over.
2008-10-15 17:20:00
79.   Indiana Jon
74 I love to watch Peavy pitch. Crybaby to you is a confident perfectionist to me. I just like the way he goes after hitters. Billz could use some of that.
2008-10-15 17:20:25
80.   seesdifferent
What clowns died and left their clothes to these two play by play announcers?
2008-10-15 17:22:04
81.   scareduck
25 - Wow. Honestly, I'm amazed TV Guide fetched that much.
2008-10-15 17:22:25
82.   Sam DC
(Psst Icaros, I know Dad's at the game, but if you're this salty now, I fear for Rule 1!)

(Especially with all that Billingsley negative energy clogging up the place.)

2008-10-15 17:22:28
83.   Eric Stephen
Fonzie > Angel
2008-10-15 17:22:41
84.   RIYank
80 Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeez!
2008-10-15 17:23:34
85.   Icaros
79

Why do you have to yell and scream all game to "go after hitters?"

2008-10-15 17:23:36
86.   underdog
The stuff they said about Bills then is complete and utter rubbish, sorry. They are literally making stuff up.

Anyway, I have Vin on now and all is better with the world.

2008-10-15 17:25:31
87.   Icaros
82

I've never broken rule one, but I guess that's one of those George Carlin profanities. I'll just go prick my finger and be quiet.

2008-10-15 17:26:13
88.   scareduck
Welp... it was a nice postseason while it lasted.
2008-10-15 17:26:15
89.   Marty
Wow
2008-10-15 17:26:20
90.   Indiana Jon
85 I'm not saying you have to. All I'm saying is that if you go after hitters, and usually get them, as well as Peavy, then I don't care if you yell, scream, cry or dance a jig on the mound.
2008-10-15 17:26:30
91.   Lee Corbett
geez
2008-10-15 17:27:16
92.   underdog
Well, that could've started better. I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
2008-10-15 17:27:22
93.   Sam DC
"That might be a good omen for Philadelphia here tonight."

That's why you get the big bucks, I guess, Joe.

2008-10-15 17:27:56
94.   Eric Stephen
I want to be the writer for the "keys to the game" and scouting reports on screen. It's like 100% puns
2008-10-15 17:28:06
95.   scareduck
Bills is all over the damn place. He looks rattled already.
2008-10-15 17:28:25
96.   Icaros
90

So basically you just want him to be as good a pitcher as Peavy. So do I.

2008-10-15 17:28:31
97.   Bob Timmermann
The dropping of the A-bomb on Hiroshima on the other hand was a bad omen for the residents there.
2008-10-15 17:28:53
98.   Lee Corbett
Bills is missing by too much. Pitchers need to throw balls to be effective, but when they miss by a long way too often the hitters can relax too much. I am concerned.
2008-10-15 17:28:54
99.   ucladodger
This might be another short outing for Bills. 15 pitches or so without an out. Great
2008-10-15 17:29:42
100.   underdog
Pressure. Check. Nerves. Check.

Just settle down, Chad. We'll love ya no matter what. But particularly if you settle down.

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2008-10-15 17:30:42
101.   scareduck
DP was helpful.
2008-10-15 17:30:42
102.   Humma Kavula
That's good!
2008-10-15 17:31:11
104.   scareduck
Injury to Furcal, not helpful.
2008-10-15 17:31:39
105.   Humma Kavula
Hey Chad, just letting you know: the torch and pitchfork have been put away for the season. Whatever happens, happens.

So relax! And let something good happen. Like that double play! Good stuff.

2008-10-15 17:31:45
106.   trainwreck
How many mirrors did the team break today?
2008-10-15 17:31:45
107.   ucladodger
That helps.
2008-10-15 17:33:04
108.   scareduck
Damage minimized. But Bills looks, so far, like Don Newcombe II (skin color may vary).
2008-10-15 17:33:12
109.   underdog
I think we need to settle down, too.

Just as Chad apparently did.

2008-10-15 17:33:18
110.   Lee Corbett
He'll settle down now
2008-10-15 17:33:40
111.   DBrim
Nice recovery by Bills. Hope Furcal's knee/ankle is okay, that looked pretty ugly on TV.
2008-10-15 17:33:46
112.   Indiana Jon
96 No. I think he IS as good of a pitcher as Peavy. Actually what I think is that he has as good of pitches as Peavy, but he sometimes is scared to use them and instead gets timid and tries to nibble the corners unsuccessfully. He also gets rattled pretty easily. Like I said earlier, I think this was more the case in past years, but he still does it from time to time.
2008-10-15 17:33:47
113.   Gen3Blue
As much as I like Werth, I always considered him a bit like Repko in his ability to attract injury to himself and others. I certainly don't mean he does it on purpose.
2008-10-15 17:34:15
114.   underdog
Btw, that ball 1 call to Howard looked like a clear strike to me. Again, if umps are gonna squeeze consistently, then pitchers just need to adjust. But that can't help. He certainly settled down after Honeycutt's visit.
2008-10-15 17:34:22
115.   El Lay Dave
I wonder what the Fox announcers and "analysts" have to say about Chad's negative energy causing Utley to GIDP and Howard to ground out.
2008-10-15 17:34:28
116.   RIYank
Well, underdog, what can you make out of this?
2008-10-15 17:35:04
117.   scareduck
112 - He also gets rattled pretty easily.

Which would make him, not as good of a pitcher as Peavy.

2008-10-15 17:35:55
118.   Indiana Jon
71 I thought you were joking.
2008-10-15 17:36:24
119.   underdog
I haven't felt this awful since we saw that Ronald Reagan film.

(Hey, it's a quote from Airplane!)

2008-10-15 17:36:50
120.   Indiana Jon
117 Exactly what I'm saying for the last 20 minutes.
2008-10-15 17:36:51
121.   underdog
Well at least Raffy looks close to full speed there.
2008-10-15 17:37:15
122.   scareduck
Here we go again. Five pitches and two outs for Hamels.
2008-10-15 17:37:34
123.   scareduck
121 - you think? My impression was the exact opposite.
2008-10-15 17:38:08
124.   Andrew Shimmin
121- Did he? Looked slow to me. Maybe he just didn't want to tempt fate on a ground out.
2008-10-15 17:38:41
125.   seesdifferent
Manny: the antiARod.
2008-10-15 17:38:48
126.   scareduck
Manny getting the intentional-unintentional walk.
2008-10-15 17:39:27
127.   Bob Timmermann
If only Jason Varitek were batting now...
2008-10-15 17:39:37
128.   scareduck
Cole Hamels looks like what Quentin Tarantino would look like if he were a pitcher.
2008-10-15 17:39:40
129.   Andrew Shimmin
Is that Tim Allen?
2008-10-15 17:39:53
130.   Sam DC
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.
Golden God.

(continues softly muttering)

2008-10-15 17:41:08
131.   scareduck
Teh suck.
2008-10-15 17:41:25
132.   Sam DC
(sighs, stops muttering)
2008-10-15 17:41:49
133.   DBrim
Those line drives just aren't bouncing our way this series.
2008-10-15 17:41:57
134.   nick
negative: some overeager swinging.
positive: Hamels not looking real sharp.
2008-10-15 17:42:42
135.   underdog
Well he didn't looked 100% (Furcal) but he wasn't limping or slow either, to my eye. Small victory I guess. Maybe he'll just have to hit a home run today just to be safe.
2008-10-15 17:44:53
136.   scareduck
134 - Hamels was trying to avoid the strike zone with Manny and it carried over to the next AB. He'll settle down with the next batter.
2008-10-15 17:45:34
137.   scareduck
Mmmm-K.
2008-10-15 17:45:42
138.   underdog
Isn't Peavy 4 years older than Billingsley, and obviously a lot more experienced? How is it fair to compare them as equal vets?
2008-10-15 17:45:53
139.   Humma Kavula
Swingandamiss!
2008-10-15 17:46:02
140.   das411
105 , also well played, not mentioning how soon the offseason would start if, um, there's a need to bring out the pitchforks!

Why can't FOX use random semi celebrities to do pointless sideline reporting instead of Rosenthal?

2008-10-15 17:46:52
141.   Crimson Bear
I thought Furcal looked really gimpy running to first. But we do have a good record with gimpy guy