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I'm tired
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a freakin' shame.
I'm so...let's face it. Everything below the waist is ka-put.
Barry Bonds let out a sigh heard 'round the world today:
A dejected Barry Bonds said Tuesday there's a chance he might not return this season because of multiple knee surgeries.
"Right now I'm just going to try to rehab myself to get back to, I don't know, hopefully next season, hopefully the middle of the season. I don't know. Right now I'm just going to take things slow. I feel bad for the guys [Giants teammates] because I want to be out there for them," he said Tuesday after meeting with San Francisco Giants trainer Stan Conte for 1˝ hours.
"I'm 40 years old, not 20, 30."
When asked directly if he said he might not be back until midseason or next season, Bonds answered, "Maybe. I told you that before I left, remember? You thought I was joking."
Yep, that Bonds is a regular comedian. Like Mel Brooks.
I'm not taking this as a retirement speech, though I do think it sounds significant for the immediate future. I just want to say, before the piling on begins, that I have lived in awe of what Barry Bonds could do in the batter's box. Special effects or not, it will be a lasting memory.
Mike Matheny!
But seriously, we've all heard Bonds play the little violin before, but what stands out most about this, is how dejected he sounds.
Is it enough for him to pack his bat and ball and go home for good? Just short of the record? I doubt it.
http://leftymalo.blogspot.com/2005_03_01_leftymalo_archive.html#111151994622739504
Indefatigable Giant booster Pete Gammons is undaunted, however:
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/gammons/story?id=2018385
Maybe he wants to step out of the spotlight. Leave the past behind and hang out with McGwire in the future.
Which judging from last year's performance should be unemployment.
And you left out the most important part of the story:
"Last September, the Giants dropped a provision that would have allowed them to void Bonds' $18 million salary in 2006 if he failed to reach 500 plate appearances this year or 1,500 combined from 2003 to 2005, including at least 400 this year."
So at least Barry gets paid.
The legal and media environment can only get worse for Bonds from here. I conclude he's retired in all but name. He will use this year's paychecks to soothe his disappointment about not catching Ruth and Aaron. He has no desire to step onto the field at SBC Park and hear boos from the fans who've loved him all these years. The jig is up, and he's leaving the scene with at least some of his dignity and reputation intact.
To me, Barry's comments today are right on the nose, if a little over the top -- his dignity and honor are intact as far as I'm concerned. On the other hand, the reporters who, after 15 years of trying, finally succeeded in hitting the big target on Barry's back -- their honor and dignity is nonexistent.
Jeez, I sound like a Giants fan today, don't I? I promise not to let it happen again.
From Gammons' Giants article:
"The Rangers have been given clearance by ownership to eat Chan Ho Park's contract, if they decide he can't help them this season. That's $14.72 million for 2005 and $15.99 million for 2006."
Wow - a reminder that the Dodgers actually have made a few good decisions in recent history. Kevin Brown, Andy Ashby, Shawn Green, Carlos Perez etc... but at least we didn't sign Chan Ho Park.
Maybe we should now? =)
Today, you're right, but unlike you & me, Barry Bonds and his lawyers have a pretty good idea of what else is likely to come out from the Grand Jury proceedings. Today's stories imply he's about to be nailed for tax fraud, apart from the steroid probe. He probably knows that the next few shoes to drop will be even more damaging. He's left the door open; if he skates, he can come back and play. But he's also set himself up to disappear if that seems like the right play.
As for the media getting him...come on! He sounded like Richard Nixon today. I am no big fan of the media, but all they're doing is reporting what law enforcement has unearthed. What are the media supposed to do, ignore it?
I must say, if today's interview is some kind of attempt to elicit sympathy from a critical public than it failed miserably in its attempt (at least for me). Let's get this straight, the guy who has gone out of his way to facilitate his image as the least likable professional ball player since Ty Cobb, now wants us to feel sorry for him because of what the "media" has done to him and his family. I don't think it's the media that foisted steroids upon Bonds, or forced him to engage in a ten year affair that's now coming back to bite him in the @#$, as affairs have a tendency to do. Please spare us the rant about how the media harmed your family. Take your hundreds of millions dollars and fade away into your own world, which is supposedly what you always wanted anyway, to just be left alone. Any attempt by Bonds to somehow try and polish up his image now, is going to be universally seen as disingenuous at best, utterly ridiculous to most.
His batting prowess was certainly something to behold, but if Bonds is really gone from the game for good I won't miss his "tired" persecuted ball player act one iota.
O.K. Since this alters the landscape of the NL West drastically, IF he misses the entire year, I predict the Dodgers to finish in.......
4th place!
In others words, I'm staying pat with my original prediction.
Bob, you handle all my PR from here!:)
Anyway, the news on Brad Penny is definitely fantastic. Any news on how Gagne feels today?
You guys caught this quote, right? For those that didn't, it's worth the post...
"You wanted me to jump off a bridge, I finally did," Bonds said. "You finally brought me and my family down. ... So now go pick a different person."
I think the world's smallest violin just broke a string.
When you have an iffy team like we do, it sure is nice to play in a division with 2 of your 4 competitors (AZ & COL) out of the pennant race before the season even starts.
Tommy is of the Steve Phillips school of thinking. He thinks the D-Backs will finish ahead of the Dodgers.
The Giants will have serious trouble winning WITH Bonds. Without him they're in big trouble. Although the OF defense might improve with Alou in LF and someone with actual wheels in RF. As to what this all means about Bonds, well, my first thought was the same as expressed by some others - he's either done, or sitting out a year, hoping it all blows over. Oddly, as a 30-yr Dodger fan, I'm in the small minority of those who not only admire BB as the best hitter I've ever seen, but as a person too. No, he ain't Ghandi. But I think there's a lot of truth to his oppression complex (just cuz you're paranoid doesn't mean someone is NOT out to get you). I think he's a smart guy, who hates the soundbite crapola that counts for most sports coverage, and who has always been very protective of his private life. He's not as good at it, but he reminds of Charles Barkley, Bill Russell (the Celtic), even Shaq, who get themselves in trouble sometimes with non-stock answers, and especially with snappy answers to stupid questions. I'll miss him if he's done, juice or no juice, records or no records.
With the steroid investigation ratcheting up, maybe it wasn't wise for Sabean to build around Bonds.
P.S. I agree with everyone on his greatness as a hitter. He was a HOF player before he hit the needle or the cream. It looks to me more like he got greedy, and wanted to push past normal human limits. I don't think he's a bad person. But a lot of good people make mistakes and then have to pay for them, just the same as bad people do.
Did I miss something?
What am I missing? Why, does anyone see a contender here, even WITH Bonds? I know Jon likes SF better than I do, so I'm quite willing to believe I'm missing something. HELP!
Bonds comments might simply be the discouragment at having to have one medical procedure and then another. I wonder, however, if the idea that the media will now treat any home run record he sets as tainted has made him any less inclined to pursue it.
If the Giants had Benitez for one game last year they might've won the division.
So they got the reliever, they got matheney and vizquel as +'s on defense, and they got a bit more production with Alou, who's presence is immeasureable (especially if Bonds is out, because we literally wont see what Bonds does with protection).
They lost what.... AJPierzzzzizzzski? Snow wont have the season he did last year?
To me, it seems like they clearly have at LEAST as good a team as last year (WITH BONDS).
And I also agree with GoBears about the Giants. In what reality are the Giants World Series material, even with Bonds? The only way I can understand using those words with the Giants is that their GM keeps them in contention every year despite having being full of mediocre players. Then, once you get in the playoffs, it's a crapshoot. Bingo, World Series material?
In regards to that... because I conspiracy theorize about everything... Recently I read that the Dept of Education paid a political analyst 200k to speak highly of the No Child Left Behind Act. I hear that commercial radio takes money from companies for more action in the rotation. Anyone think that can extend to baseball? I'm not saying Gammons' article is in this category at all, but the quoted comment just sparked my curiosity.
Bonds (if healthy), Alou (much worse), Grissom, Alfonzo, Vizquel, Durham, Snow, Matheny...
hmm, seems like I just named their whole starting lineup. This is an old team.
Everyone keeps saying they improved their defense, but I don't think it's that big of a deal, and won't outweigh the drop off in offense. Matheny is a black hole offensively. Is Vizquel's defense even that good anymore? I don't think so. Their outfield defense will be atrocious.
"If they had benitez last year they blow 1 of those 11." This is just ludicrous. Benitez himself blew 4 saves last year, in an incredible year for him.
I never saw the giants keeping up with the Dodgers and padres. Maybe they could hang around for awhile, but age and lack of depth was/is bound to catch up with them sooner or later. Now with bonds out for quite a long time, they'll have to play catch up if/when bonds gets back (which may be a good 2 months or more into the season). By then, other parts of the line-up may be falling apart. It's possible we'll never see the giants projected starting line-up at the same time this season.
Probably because with a joke of a bullpen and Michael Tucker in RF they STILL almost caught the Dodgers, if not for that fateful 9th inning. Benitez and Moises Alou make them better, but still old; while it's anyones guess how much better the Dodgers are than last year.
Bonds just sounds like he wants his ego stroked back into the lineup. The Bay Area press and fans will beg him to return, then he'll have a special meeting with godfather Willie Mays and announce in June that in honor of Willie, his dad, and everything black and orange he's ready to play.
I predict in his first game back, despite Tracy and Colborn's orders , Weaver will decide to pitch to him, and give up three of the longest bombs in MLB history, at which point Gammons and Joe Morgan will simultaneously collapse into each others arms with joy on ESPN.
As for the Padres - good team, but chock full of their own vulnerabilities. They do not have an impressive starting lineup. Their starting pitching is nothing special after Peavy, who has injured himself (slightly) again. Perhaps there's less mystery about the Padres, so that makes them more attractive. But it's not as if Ryan Klesko and Phil Nevin are on the upswing, or Sean Burroughs and Dave Roberts, etc. are packing a lot of punch. They have some strengths, but they don't look like a dominant group.
Just a tough division to handicap, albeit easier if Bonds goes down for three months or more.
But most GMs return Gammons' phone calls since he is the most effective way of leaking information out.
If this were the mid 1980s, I doubt that Gammons would be falling all over himself writing pieces about how wonderful of an owner Bob Lurie and how shrewd a GM Al Rosen is.
I guess that's a major difference between LA and SF. Of course, unpredictable injuries could disrail any team's season, but for the ancient Giants, injuries are actually to be expected. Early (check) and often. Remember that Bonds, of all people, led the team in games played last year.
I agree with mcrawford about SF's off-season makeover. To me, they improved in only two places: offense from the RFer (Alou instead of Tucker) and defense at catcher (Matheny). I see declines in offense at catcher and defense in RF. So to me, those 2 guys are nearly a wash. I don't think Vizquel has much left in either department. Meanwhile, while the bullpen might be better just thru better luck, there is no way that Snow or Grissom (or even Bonds, if he misses many more games) will produce as well. To me, this team is worse than last year's version. And to me, the Dodgers improved.
Which is too bad. I really wanted to see Bonds break records when it didn't matter in the division race.
There is no question that his freedom is at serious risk right now. A multi-count federal indictment could place him in danger of a jail sentence of at least a year, maybe five years. Some people, faced with a circumstance like that, might throw themselves into their work, but others find the process too stressful to allow them to fully function.
Plus, one of the main witnesses against him is his longterm mistress, which might be causing a little discord at chez Bonds. SI says she brought tape recordings to the grand jury, which could address not only the steroid issues, but potential tax fraud.
Maybe it's all smoke; he's innocent until proven guilty. But even a powerful, disciplined man like Bonds can only take so much. He's only human.
And I'm not disinclined to discount that idea.
They have lost 100 games in a season just once (1985).
The Angels and Astros have never lost 100 games in a season.
The Dodgers last lost 100 games in 1908. They were 53-101. And they weren't even in last place that year. That was also the last year before last year when a Dodger led the majors in home runs.
The quote about jumping off a bridge is the one that stuck with me too. What I just don't understand is that lots of players have been raked over the coals (remember when Sosa got called out by the SI columnist?) and they figure out a way to move on; why can't Bonds? Does anybody think that Bonds has had it significantly worse than anyone ever?
"Another reason Bonds might've decided to discontinue his baseball career is that his legal problems are much more all-consuming than we know. Being a target of a federal investigation is no joke. "
Exactly. There is a grand jury and a prosecutor with their sights set on Bonds. When he denied knowing and using steroids they have shifted into overdrive. we've just seen the tip of the iceberg
http://www.talkingbaseball.net/blog/?p=131
No, it's not. But then, Bonds is not now, and has never been, the target of a federal investigation. BALCO was the target, remember? Bonds was only involved insofar as revealing what he knew about BALCO.
It's those folks with press passes, not law enforcement, who have made Bonds their target.
Actually, yes. I think exactly that.
Eric: The feds never release on the record information one way or another on who their targets are, so I'm curious how you would know this. However, I think I'm making the more logical supposition that Bonds IS a target. The damaging press leaks that are raising questions about things like perjury and fraud are undoubtedly coming from inside the prosecutor's office, and they don't do things like that except as part of a strategy to manipulate a target! Leaks of grand jury testimony, while commonplace, are illegal, but prosecutors get away with it all the time.
It could turn out I'm wrong. But I bet I'm not.
The brazenly defiant stance works well when you're hitting homers at unprecedented rates and can tell writers exactly how far up their own ass they can go. Not so well when you don't have a bat to do the talking, so he switched to playing the sympathy card, and it's not going to fly anywhere.
I'm sorry his body isn't working and that he won't be able to make opening day, but beyond that, I'm just fine watching his chickens come home to roost. Barry as much as told the world he didn't need anybody in his corner, and now that's exactly what he's got.
I'm sorry, but I don't think Bonds is a bad man. On the scale of crimes, this isn't that major. But the punishment--not only the legal punishment but the public humiliation--will be greater than what he deserves. It's depressing to watch all the columnists that he pissed off over the years piling on because they can. This isn't a black and white moral issue, but that's the way it's playing out in the press. A lot of it's vindictive, and it makes me wonder what happened to people's humanity.
"What he said!"
TFD
Is that the case? Victor Conte and Greg Anderson are negotiating plea bargains with the government and the Grand Jury has subpoenaed Bonds' ex-girlfriend/mistress.
Hans Lobert raced a horse around the bases. These guys would have to try to outrun a tree sloth with arthritis.
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