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Something like hearing, "You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right," all the way out on the corner of Fairfax and Beverly, Steve Schmoll learned over the weekend he was being added to the 25-man roster. Heck, considering he was taking Eric Gagne's spot, it's almost like hearing, "You're the next host on The Price Is Right."
Adding to the irony, Schmoll almost matched Gagne's celebrated annual 82 1/3 innings pitched in 2004. The 25-year-old righty pitched 84 2/3 innings with single-A Vero Beach and AA Jacksonville. His ERA was 1.81. He walked 25 and struck out 76. He allowed 71 hits and no home runs. None.
The injury replacement Dodger bullpen at this point really does look as haphazard as Contestant's Row - you half-expect pitchers to warm up wearing sequined I HEART JIM TRACY T-shirts. There are going to be some bad pitches made with such a rough-edged group; there will be some games lost in the pen. But the strikeout-proficient replacements also have the potential of outshining the expected members of the relief corps.
Probably would be nice not to have Elmer Dessens and Scott Erickson in the rotation together for too long, though. That really seems a little shaky.
Where is the rule that each team must only use one pitcher for the last inning of each game, anyway?
on the other hand, i don't recall many instances of the "closer by committee" tactic ever being particularly successful, but maybe it's because those usually occur when you have a plethora of mediocrity.
I think Schmoll will be poison on right handed hitters but I wouldn't want him facing Giles/Klesko/Helton/Green/Gonzo with a game on the line.
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And reinforced by the moneygrubbers at MLB who persuaded Rolaids that it was a good sponsorship opportunity.
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