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For the national SI.com audience, I've traced Eric Gagne's injury history and wondered whether his tolerance for pain is too good for his own good in this new article:
The downward spiral could hardly have emerged from a more optimistic moment. It was a picture-postcard scene that would never be the same again, and it captured how quickly the most genuine of hopes can become naive.It was Feb. 24, 2005, the beginning of Spring Training, the very first day of full-squad workouts for the defending National League West champion Los Angeles Dodgers. It began during a game of pepper, a throwback to baseball's days of purity and promise. And it humbled All-Star reliever Eric Gagne, the rock of the Dodger franchise.
Barely 13 months ago (though it seems like a lifetime of doctor visits has passed since then), while playing that carefree game of pepper, Gagne's left spike stuck in the ground. His knee popped. Slightly, but perceptibly.
That's how innocuous it all was. Though the initial diagnosis of a mild sprain brought relief to the Dodger faithful, it was the first tear in the fraying of Gagne's career. ...
Pepper is a game where one guy stands with a bat and a bunch of players throw a ball at him and he tries to hit it back at them quickly. It's a game that is supposed to improve a fielder's reactions.
Although it seems for the most part that it's more for fun.
Older baseball stadiums used to have signs that said "No Pepper Games" on the walls in various parts of the stadium so players wouldn't start hitting spectators with baseballs.
Anyone else recall that or was that just a Boy Scout game?
iirc, one of the points of playing pepper was to try to hit the ball on the ground. your turn "at bat" was ended if one of the fielders caught the ball in the air.
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we did indeed play that, along with a more violent version called "british bulldog" at the end of our boy scout meetings. good ol' troop 79. our scoutmaster was a former di. bad times.
LOL! are you serious? that has got to be a joke, right?!
There's been a lot of infighting between the US and Cuban members.
well, we didn't use real bacon...
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this is very topical. i was playing ball with my 5.5 year old son this past weekend, and i offered that a ghost runner on second could score on a single. he was much more confident that ghost runners are "station to station" runners, a la eric karros (terminology and analogy are mine, not my son's).
I like Bob's ghost runners idea. Those always worked well.
"Steal the bacon" sounds like "Red Rover" with even more action.
Did anyone growing up here, going to public elementary school, play Socco? That was my favorite playground game by far.
As a kid (which wasn't that long ago, say, early 90's) I played both "pickle" and "steal the bacon" for P.E. classes and the sort.
no, he said neither - those were my terms.
btw, he's an angels fan, and may well never know who eric karros was.
for better or for worse.
We'd also run a multi-motion drill in which we'd form a circle of any number of people and throw/deflect to ball around without letting it hit the ground. Kind of like hackey sack, but with a softball.
A third (non-softball/baseball) game I played was monster ball. This was when our high school wrestling coach realized we were bored with practice and would take us out to the basketball court to play hoops with no rules. Something like a mix of rollerball and the Ron Artest fight in the stands with Pacers fans last year. Good times
That's because Bill James did not write a book about it.
Collier Street Elementary had actual socco courts on the playground, so this was LAUSD sanctioned.
I was really good at Socco. Small and quick - a hard to hit target. But a propos to comment 28, the only fight I ever got into in school arose from a game of Socco played on a Four-Square court. Some jostling for position got a little heated, and before I knew it, the kids were all around us yelling "Fight, Fight." My friend Eric warned me that the yardleader was coming, but there wasn't much I could do.
On my way to the principal's office, my fifth-grade teacher saw us. She came over and said to the guy I had been fighting with, "Richard, this is no surprise. But Jon, I'm very disappointed in you."
Dr. Melfi would be proud of that story, Jon. Your on your way now to a healthier adulthood.
or "Annoying bad" as in the L.A. version of Craig Counsell?
I do not recall socco (I was in LAUSD from 67-80). The big games in my elementary school was kickball, handball (not the wimpy indoor game lol, but the version with a rubber ball played against a wall, and basketball.
Heh, in New Jersey, we played "running bases", and used "invisible men". Lousy station-to-station runners, those invisible men.
Plantar fasciitis often used to be called things like "heel spurs," too. I've had it a few times. Hurts like hell.
However, my school (St. John Baptist de la Salle) had a large grass field, so we actually played real games of soccer or football or softball on it.
My kickball career was derailed in second grade when I tried to make a barehand catch of a lined ball down the first base line. That broke my right pinky and, absent the DK rule, I was useless in kickball.
My other problem was the absence of much athletic ability on my part. Growing up really tall and really skinny is not conducive to developing strength and coordination.
That game was allowed at my school until one of the nuns who was a teacher there saw it being played.
Then it existed as sort of an underground sport.
The school I went to had a lot of buildings with sides where you could hide out.
Jon, I challenge you to a socco showdown!
49 I don't remember requesting pitches. So 19th century!
45 Although I never called pickle "hot box," I have long deemed that an acceptable alternative name.
i remember really liking steal the bacon in scouts, someone's neckerchief was the "bacon"
how easily we forget the simple pleasures of youth like pegging someone on the behind with a big rubber ball as hard as you could.
But, you knew that.
I never played "Pickle" in school, but always in front of my grandmother's house on Alamitos Bay in Long Beach with my brother and the same two friends. You've not played pickle until you've played it barefoot in the sand under the floodlights.
In my neck of the woods, you would get a group of boys (girls generally didn't participate) and one would bring a tennis ball.
Someone would throw the ball against the ball and then someone else would try to catch the ball on the fly or otherwise cleanly handle it on a bounce.
If you dropped the ball or it touched you, you had to try to run and touch the wall before someone else picked up the errant ball and hit you with it.
If you got hit, you were credited with a "butt". If you accumulated three "butts", you were then "butts up" and you would then have to kneel down at the wall with your butt showing while everyone lined up and took a turn trying to hit you with the tennis ball.
Some variations allowed participants multiple tosses if they made contact. Others didn't.
After you went through that, your count was set back to zero and the game continued.
It was not a game you could win. You could only not lose it. It was a warmup for nuclear warfare.
Perhaps that's short for German Rivera Dodgeball?
Sounds like fun (and the average schoolyard game): A little bit of pain, a little humiliation, and a lot of cardio. My school didn't have any walls that would have been appropriate, so that explains why I'd never heard of it.
I have never seen a line like that before. I'm sure it is rare that there are five errors in a game anyway.
81 - For some reason I find your looking up "butts up" on Wikipedia hilarious.
The link:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butts_Up
Is there a way to have that show up as a hyperlink? Or do you have to use that firefox extension?
And Steal the Bacon is definitely not just a Scouts game, as I was never a scout and I remember playing it.
Smear the Queer was our neighborhood game of choice until we started getting old enough that the danger went from bruises to breaking our artificial hips. =P
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that is why i was laughing earlier, i thought this whole time everybody was making up weird names for boy scout games! LOL!
My most vivid memory of the game is of my brother, nine years my senior, painstakingly teaching me all the rules of the game, and the consequences of violating them.
Butts up probably now called Wall Tennis
Smear the Queer probably now called Beat the Gypsie
As for alternative names for smear the queer, we also called it rugby, since we didn't know the actual rules of rugby, we just assumed it was the international version of smear the queer.
There was some debate about the legality of grabbing the ball with both your feet, flipping it up and catching it yourself.
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We played, I think, every game mentioned in this thread at Vista Grande Elementary. But mostly we played handball, or what we called handball. The funny thing abuot elementary school handball was that completely assinine rules could be invoked by proclamation. Mostly these rules would outlaw the most strategically effective shots. No slicies! No cross countries!
Slices I can understand because they are almost impossible to reach, but cross countries! Come on people, your not supposed to just stand in the same place.
The best handballs were worn down leather volleyballs, you could launch those.
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I didn't care for ultimate frisbee until middle school, when more people were able to throw a frisbee decently.
We just called them slices. It does take skill to do them, but the game stinks when that is all people try to do.
I played this game called mushroom tag. It was pretty much dodgeball but with frisbees.
It always came down to the flexible kung fu kids who could do crazy hand stands and stuff so they would never hit the ground versus a fat kid.
Another rule we played by: if no one touched the ball, the person furthest from the wall would have to retrieve it, and try to hit the wall from that spot.
And if we can get into games played in the pool, I'd be up for a game of Marco Polo (or Mickey Rooney, as my friend mistakingly called it).
Tetherball was a game that was lost on me. That, and the ball hurt when you smacked it.
That was far too fancy for my school. We had tambark! Boy that was sure helpful. Falling into wood chips that do not break your fall at all and fill you with splinters.
Alomar had 128 at bats last year. He's on pace for 300 right now.
The first time I played in first grade or so, my logic went something like this:
I really don't want to get pegged by the ball.
I can only get letters if I touch the ball.
Solution: stay as far away from the ball as possible.
This worked very well, but I was forced to play "right" when my manhood got called into question.
Ultimately, I think those games appealed to two diametrically opposed personality types, neither one of which applied to me. That is:
1. Enjoys proving one's toughness through what is essentially semi-structured fighting.
2. Enjoys ritualized pain and humiliation.
Also, we had some vicious games of four-square at my school. Basically, you caught the ball on one bounce, and threw the ball from where you caught it as hard as you could into one of the other squares. You ended up playing about 10-15 feet outside the squares in order to catch the ball.
At my kids' school now, Wall Ball is all the rage.
AKA hockey, football, and basketball players.
Thank God for baseball.
It was probably against the spirit of the game, but I was always the sort of kid who was more interested in exploiting the actual rules than preserving the spirit of the game.
This game only worked with about five or six participants, and only if you had a long straight street (Kelton Avenue off Olympic, in my case).
Baby bouncies! LOL Been awhile since I heard that one.
And I can't remember the rules for 7-up either, but I sure played a lot of it every time it rained.
You live in Whittier (or lived in Whittier)? Where in Whittier? I live there (at least when I'm not in college).
While we're reminiscing, who remembers the dreaded phrase, "choose off!"?
One thing we did in 7th grade was slalom races down staircases. It was pretend skiing - you had to hit each step with both feet parallel, facing alternate directions each step.
One of my friends called it "turning sledding into a spectator sport."
I really never took part in that, I'm a bit too clumsy. I was a big fan of snow wrestling, though. Easy recipe - take wrestling, just add snow. :)
And in DC, Pedro Martinez gets through five innings on only 47 pitches (34 strikes). No hit batsmen or untoward words that I'm aware of.
As for butts up, we had nearly a dozen variations on that game, none of which I can seem to remember now that it's 20 years later. As sadistic as butts up seemed to be, we actually played it at my junior high to stay out of trouble. There were enough drugs and gangs at my middle school, that butts up was the safe way to channel your energy.
Good times.
BTW, I always asked for baby bounces. It was good for the occasional booming kick, but half the time you would mistime the bounce and kick it straight into the ground. I guess I was going for the Dave Kingman approach as opposed to Jon's Craig Counsell approach.
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