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How do you quote someone?
Two articles in the Times this week - one baseball-related, the other anything but - had almost nothing to do with each other except making me think about this question.
The first article, by Jonathan Abrams, examined English-language training for young Spanish-speaking ballplayers, and it talked about how reporters today have chosen for the most part not to make fun of this vulnerable contingent.
"In a biography of Hall of Fame outfielder Roberto Clemente published this year," Abrams wrote, "author David Maraniss recounted the experiences of some Spanish-speaking players from the 1950s, 1960s and early 1970s. Clemente, of Puerto Rico, found sportswriters at times quoting him phonetically, emphasizing his accented English 'I get heet ...' "
"Although such scrutiny of English skills has mostly faded in baseball, it occasionally reappears."
This is true, though it is less often revealed through overt mockery and more through observations of whether a player has taken the time to learn English. One can sometimes detect a level of impatience among reporters when a veteran major leaguer from another country is still speaking through a translator.
In any event, the print media has largely trained itself to write the words that the speaker is trying to say, regardless of pronounciation.
With that fresh in my mind, this morning I read a feature by Maura Dolan about 28-year-old local defense attorney Allison Margolin, with these two quotes:
"I was like the most eccentric person." ...
"It's like ridiculous."
It seems to me there's also a line here, similar to the one with Clemente and his linguistic brethren, where the attempt to be authentic and colorful risks becoming mocking - only the issue isn't pronounciation (and beneath that, race), but grammar.
I don't think Margolin has anything to be ashamed about to with her way of speech. Regrettably, I say "like" all too often, and so do a lot of people I know. It's not ideal, but I don't think it makes one less of a person, except perhaps in the eyes of my otherwise benevolent grandmother.
But it looks a lot worse than it sounds, which is why, like any grammatical bobble, you don't see it in print very often. Reporters clean up an interviewee's grammar all the time, and when they don't, it sometimes reveals itself as a calculated attempt to turn something innocent into something worthy of mockery.
I could be wrong, but I'm fairly confident that Margolin isn't the only attorney in town that has a speech quirk. Portraying it in print makes it bigger than it is.
Or maybe I'm just sensitive because I grew up in the Valley and came of age when Valley Girl was falsely generalizing how we talked. It was a good movie, but outsiders drew too many demographic conclusions from it.
Maybe the article is making the point that it's okay to say "like," as long as you do your job.
Of course, I wouldn't have written about this at all on Dodger Thoughts were it not for the article on ballplayers and English. I just find it interesting that how a reporter quotes a person is an ongoing issue in all realms of the media.
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Since I have made the Margolin article tangentially relevant to this site, allow me to go on a couple more tangents.
"She wore a black Armani pants suit and a sleeveless red top with a plunging neckline, revealing a silver-blue lacy camisole and generous cleavage," Dolan writes at one point.
This description on its face would seem gratuitous, though I can't say it bothered me. It's easy enough for me to imagine a reporter taking note if a male lawyer dressed in an equivalent way. I don't know how that would be, but maybe the word "package" would come into play...
Still, mentioning Margolin's sexy dress without having people elaborate on its significance ... that's pleasure, that's spice, but it's not information. It's not the only example of Dolan trying to give us the complete Margolin experience - later we learn that Margolin drinks V8 juice, a much less provocative detail. But in an article focused on a lawyer's unconventional background and practice (you have to understand, I've been completely ignoring the main thrust of the piece up with these side discussions), I was left wondering how unconventional her dress was.
Some people may point to the sentence and automatically say that it's sexist. I'm pointing to it and asking, "Is it, or isn't it?" I don't know; I don't know if anyone knows, but I'm sure curious about people's opinions. Ally McBeal got cover stories in Time over this sort of thing. Given this discussion of sexuality from Margolin's blog, Margolin herself has probably given it some thought. (Note: There's a small, not-safe-for-work image at the other end of that link.)
The final curiosity of the Times article I want to mention is that Margolin says that while attending Harvard Law School, people would make fun of her for studying too much.
"I studied a lot, and I didn't lie about it, and people would make fun of me for it," she said. "People at Harvard pretended they didn't have to work because they were geniuses. "
I never attended Harvard Law, but in my graduate school experience and that of everyone else I know, the people who studied the most were the ones who made everyone else feel insecure. Graduate school is serious business. Sure, I'd be jealous of someone who knew everything without studying, jealous of true natural brilliance, but those people barely exist. The people who had the capacity to spend hours studying, the ones who could go the distance, were always respected. Shaming the nerd is something most graduate students leave behind.
In any event, something apparently caused Margolin to leave Harvard. Maybe I'm misreading, but another old blog entry seems to indicate she finished her law school education in Berkeley, though the Times article doesn't mention this. (Margolin's few blog postings provide an added layer of depth to the overall substance of Dolan's article.)
I know this column strayed far from baseball, but a preoccupation of this site is how the Dodgers get covered and the different interpretations that they inspire, and I felt somehow these musings related.
Update: Margolin "participated in the Harvard/Boalt Law exchange program, which is open to students in their third years," according to her friend, Jana Rausch. "Only five students at each school receive the opportunity to participate in the one-year program. Upon completion of the program, the student graduates from his or her original institution."
The only think I'd say is that I never see depictions of how male lawyers dress, except in the "nice suit" manner. In other words, the sexiness of male lawyer dress doesn't ever come into question, does it?
But if I haven't made it clear enough already, these thoughts are tangents to the article.
The piece is about the colorful, offbeat nature of her personality and how it contrasts with her professional world. I would rule it as "not sexist."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bD9yfvu3IBs&search=lawyers
Ms. Margolin sounds like a "normal" attorney in that video.
http://www.dominicantoday.com/app/article.aspx?id=15466
(link came from Baseball Primer)
the main thrust of the piece up
But could this have been a Freudian slip? The real question is whether I'm periously close to violating Rules 7 and 10.
Can't be sure; didn't study that hard at King Hall.
I do think journalism has come a long way in improving its standards for professional behavior, despite the proliferation of tabloids. Read old newspapers and you'll see they rarely reported anything "objectively".
Boalt Hall doesn't claim her or she doesn't advertise that fact.
4. Get a romantic greeting card that reads, "You jihad me at 'Hello'"
This is perfect Griddle material.
Which, by the way, has made it into the NEWS section of the New York Times and into the LA Times sports section.
Like, it's so incredibly good, you know?
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Doesn't Simers do that quite a bit? I seem to remember some article earlier this year where he quoted a Dodger player with all the "uh"s and "um"s included, just to make him look bad. I don't remember who the player was but I remember it struck me as dirty pool. It also wasn't the first time I'd noticed him doing that.
Then again, it's Simers, so I'm not sure why we'd expect a whole lot of integrity.
I like that turn of phrase. I think we should rename "Smear the Queer" to "Shaming the Nerd."
"I try to promote the Playboy philosophy daily by defending drug users, drug sellers, and, prostitutes and I have no qualms about trying to get off those who are guilty of those crimes."
The very same.
From the article:
"You have to understand, when the media asks him for an interview, he's going to say no," Heyward said. "I would be comfortable if he didn't speak to the media for a whole year. Over time, people will see if he gets better. The team psychologist is working with him and we see signs of progress, but there will be another off-season coming up and he's got to be on his own and get through it without getting in trouble.
"You got to understand a lot of things he grew up with. People are so quick to jump to a conclusion on what they read."
You mean all that stuff about him grabbing a man around the throat, dragging his girlfriend down a flight of stairs by her hair, getting arrested for drunk driving after speeding down a California highway on a flat tire, getting arrested again for cursing at police who came to his hotel to break up a loud party and serving 30 days in jail in April for probation violation?
"No one has taught him the value of a dollar, or how to respect a woman," Heyward said. "No one taught me. I had to learn the hard way--they gave me a million dollars, but there is life out there with no manual."
I don't claim to be an expert on law school rankings. I get my info from a half-dozen friends at programs ranging from Harvard and NYU to University of San Diego. And US News.
But most of the blame went to rookie Chad Billingsley, who returned to the scene of his major-league debut two months ago. He blew a 2-0 lead with his usual wildness and high pitch count after sailing through the first three innings.
Which means he allowed two runs. This is neither shocking nor something that requires apology.
Red Sox fans haven't forgiven him yet.
And it's true, the curve at Harvard is generous - as a rule, there are no C's given out to first years.
http://www.all-baseball.com/dodgerthoughts/archives/017508.html
Anyway, it was under his own name.
Speaking of phrases, "pass the quotidian" didn't catch on ...
I think that the different ways in which men and women view themselves and the way they view each other makes it more important the way a woman dresses, and less important the way a man dresses. Everyone knows that men are more provoked by sight, and women by... well, that's more obscure, though I'd call it imagination. So if a woman plays up to the visual through her clothing, that says a lot about the image she wants to project. Whereas a woman can imagine all she wants about a man, relatively independant of what he has on, except in the most extreme instances.
To put it another way, women don't especially care how much skin a man is showing, because that deosn't really matter much, unless he's naked, or something. Hence all references to a man's wardrobe will tend to be of the "Armani-clad" type, indicative of financial status. However, a man won't care how much a woman's dress cost if it's showing ample cleavage.
I, for one, am very glad I don't have to literally act like a peacock.
Now I wonder if Ms. Margolin's office has a unisex bathroom and a computer generated baby running around?
50 - I think that's right, unless it made her appear mannish, and the author of the piece wanted to point out that she's not at all feminine. Which I think is the exact opposite of what she was trying to accomplish.
In yesterday's 51's/Rainiers contest, Andy LaRoche left the game in the seventh with an injured neck and shoulder. No word on his status.
Boogie Nights, or any of the other P.T. Anderson films set in the Valley (Magnolia, Punch-Drunk Love) capture the experience correctly.
The car crash at the beginning of Punch-Drunk Love made me feel very nostalgic.
Fast Times, I associate with surfer culture.
The exteriors for the prom in Valley Girl were shot at my high school, as was a scene from the White Shadow.
Also shot at Harvard School when I was in junior high: Angel (High school honors student by day, Hollywood hooker by night).
59 - Other than the XXX theater that used to rest next to Corbin Bowl on Ventura Boulevard, I was not aware of the industry's ties to the Valley while I was growing up.
61 - I read yesterday that the inspiration for the scene in Groundhog Day, where Bill Murray crashes his car and then orders a cheeseburger from the cops, came from a real-life incident involving Paul Lynde.
You could tell that Brent could barely contain himself when they showed one of the kids hot moms.
Now you've gone and done it. You've tripped onto my favorite subject and forced me to answer (even though you probably know this at least as well as I do).
Peacocks have the bling because there is evolutionary selective pressure for them to have it; it get's them the chicks (literally). The male usually has the bling because the female can only get pregnant every nine months or so and doesn't need to impress you (who can impregnate every 15 minutes or so) as much as you need to impress her.
BUT... with an advanced, semi-smart species like man, the bling isn't in the feathers but in the more complex social symbols... like your car. So you DO have feathers. Your bitchin' Prius is your tail. And don't think girls are stupid for liking rich guys. They are MUCH smarter than peacocks!
I think we've proven that chicks did guys who know the names of the Dodgers top 30 prospects.
I didn't mean to work blue there.
Then again, there may be more with non-gender-specific handles who just haven't come out and screamed "Hey, I'm female!"
In Arkansas, the girls who can spit tobacco the farthest end up with the guys driving trucks with the biggest mud flaps. Sometimes they're not kin.
There's a species of duck in which the male is the plain one, and the female is more brightly colored. Interestingly enough, it's the female that does the pursuing, and the male that does all the egg incubating. Of course, this method won't work with mammals, to the great frustration of many women...
Exactly. The bigger the investment of the parent in the offspring (which is usually, but not always, the domain of the female) both biologically and time-wise, the more the other parent will need to impress.
Go Dodgers!
77- There are a few exceptions to the general rule in the wild, male seahorses also maintain the eggs in a pouch, emperor penguins share in the care of the egg from the harsh Antarctic weather with the males watching the egg while the women go to feed. Credit for that info goes to "March of the Penguins".
Females have reproductive cycles?
Wow, the things I learn on Dodger Thoughts.
So, I can stop visiting cabbage patches?
Sincerely,
Jeff Kent
They should have kept Neifi around for this!
http://tinyurl.com/gjbcp
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Great article by Steven Pinker in current Forbes Magazine (of all places!). Talks about how March of The Penguins missed a great oppotunity to increase public knowledge and unerstanding of how the world works.
I knew I'd do that. The URL is http://tinyurl.com/gogp2
youre missing out Jon!!
There's a premise with 22 minutes of sitcom hilarity built right in!
Use the Brady Bunch, a drive-in and a cheese pizza as your template.
This is also true about girls in high school and college nowadays. I have no idea how my 16-year-old son learns anything. Oh right, he doesn't!
So, perhaps Dolan's description of Ms. Margolin was a decorous way of saying, "You actually go to court and defend your clients dressed like that???" If a 28-year-old reporter had written the profile, she probably wouldn't have made such a big deal out of it. (And she surely wouldn't have called attention to the use of "like.")
you make a very valid an interesting point.
Teenage Daughter: "Someday my prince will come"
(laugh track/ dissolve to credits)
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Green's EQA is down to .258, OPS at .777.
Minor league player to be named and $$$$$$$$$
I think he just believes that Betemit has a future in the game as a regular 3B and for the price of a free agent set up man and an unfinished utility player, thats a steal. You are certainly welcome to your opinion but Vin has seen a lot more baseball than most in the game today.
According to MLB.com, his full name is:
Buck Coats.
As it is they have as many active players from the 2004 playoff roster (Saenz/Green) as the Dodgers do.
Such information has not been revealed.
I have to guess that the D-Backs gave up some cash.
i was walking home from work & i saw this lady driving out of a supermaket & they almost crashed, i felt really bad for the lady because she was shaking.
There goes his streak of starting at different positions!
now that's just wrong! Jon!!
As far as deals, Lugo was acquired as protection for Kent and to allow Grady to be flexible with Drew, Lofton, Betemit, and Furcal. I don't see any clubs outside of Boston that needs a regular shortstop and even that move seems very unlikely.
he got a hit yesterday, but yeah i agree
imo, i think Betemit is a bit better in D then Aybar.
It pains me to say this, but Vin is not Vin anymore. He makes more errors in calling a single game now than he used to make in a year of calling games, and the correction of error has become a rather endangered species. And re the judgment, well, best illustrated by, "he's a steal" and "he's hitting less than a buck against left-handed pitching." No one "steals" those hitting less than a buck against left-handers, rather, such are given away [as was done here]. The only question left to answer is, were the Braves mistaken in thinking that Betemit will never hit decent enough against lefties and also that his average will otherwise drop with playing everday [when Mr. Pitcher becomes better able to "exploit," as noted by the comment here via Jon, to the effect that Ethier looks like the real deal, since he's had enough ABs for the pitchers to have had time to learn how to "exploit" him, and since they haven't, he's, according to the one, the "real deal"].
And to bring our man natepurcell into the discussion [concerning something he said last night], I actually like Betemit, and if I had my way, he'd stay with the team. But now is not the time to have him learn to hit left-handed pitching, at least not during game situations. But that doesn't mean that he can't learn in the meantime. While some want to see Kuo brought up in September to provide some valuable pitching help, I want Kuo to be brought up to pitch to Betemit everyday. And if we ever need skip a Hendrickson start, well, then he pitches to Betemit that day. So while I want him to learn to hit lefties, I also want the growing pains to have the least affect on division title run as is humanly possible. And sorry to say, but if the man never learns to hit lefties, then he ought never be an everyday player.
And we haven't begun to discuss his 2005 RISP, again, 5/42. When that number is considered with his other numbers, such ought to alarm some, since it might be read to read that while he got his fair share of hits, when the game was on the line, he got put down. I'm not otherwise expecting him to be the greatest to ever play 3rd, as I'd be happy if he turned out to be Ron Cey II.
I'd otherwise like the Dodgers to return to what made the Dodgers great, in a word, pitching. With the right pitching staff, and they're a true ace and a Doug Rau away from that [has anyone seen Tommy John, and in this regard, simply recall that game in the rain in Philly against Carlton and the Phillies, and so, our ace]. Give me the modern equivalent of Sutton, John, Hooton, and Rau, and if you want some more diversity, you can sub any but John with, oh, say, Jerry Reuss, as was later done, or even earlier in the piece, maybe a Messersmith I [and not the remake], and with that, I'll be more than happy with:
C - Martin
1B - Loney
2B - Lugo
SS - Furcal
3B - Betemit/LaRoche
LF - Ethier
CF - Kemp
RF - Drew
No, they won't have many big innings, and those so over-enamored with the HR will be disappointed, but with the modern equivalent of the pitchers named, they won't need the big inning and the long ball all that often. And in the meantime, if nothing else, as someone so wisely remarked a few days ago, if the pitcher need make a mistake, keep the damn thing in the park, since at least that makes it theoretically possible for the mistake to be defensed. Which brings me back to those old Dodgers. Some played together for long time. But look at the pitching numbers. Need I report that some wins for the pitchers were prevented by some poor defense? Lopes had his moments, and a ground ball to short always caused that increased heart rate. The defense I provided above via my preferred future lineup is much better than that of the Cey, Russell, Lopes, and Garvey era. So given the same pitching...
Oh, and not that I don't like Drew, since I can't say that, since it's not true, but with the power decline, I'm open to a J.D Drew for Reggie Smith trade [where are you Reggie?]. That would make the lineup very nearly perfect, and we'd otherwise see just which of these modern era runners would be so bold as to test Reggie's arm on that single to right. But Loney would be this era's Garvey, Lugo the upgrade over Lopes, Furcal the upgrade over Russell, and Betemit/LaRoche, either or both, play Ron Cey II. Martin is Yeager, certainly defensively, and hopefully, better offensively. Ethier gets to play Dusty II, Kemp is, well, we'd have to go back to Jimmy Wynn for the appropriate centerfielder, so Kemp can play Jimmy, slight return, and stand up next to that mountain, and Drew either plays Reggie Smith, or we get someone who can. And so, they're a Drew becomes Smith, a true ace, and a Doug Rau away. As near as I can discern.
The Cardinals lead the Mets 7-1 on two home runs by Pujols accounting for all the runs.
You do the math.
I bought some supplies from him back in 1986 or '87. He owned an office supplies outfit and occasionally did his own deliveries. I ended up with a couple of autographed b&w photos, too.
I have no idea whether he still does that.
Q: Two home runs produced 7 runs. One of the home runs was not a grand slam. What were the two home runs?
You do the math.
Of course, there's more than one possible answer.
Q: Two home runs produced 7 runs. One of the home runs was not a grand slam. What were the two home runs?*
A grand slam and a three-run homer.
The three-run homer is not a grand slam.
I read "Highlights"
LoDuca must have had some type of influence on that no?
i get mad at my self/become comepetitive agains my self & do alot better as i go along.
see 0.20020000000000002 (with 7 beers in my bellie)
Or did I miss something?
did he win?
I emphasize the word profile deliberately, since the reporter is, in this case, trying to paint a picture of the person being profiled. I think that manner of dress and manner of speech, among other things, is fair game. I often find that interviews with movie actors and actresses include details about dress and manner.
I would contrast this with if one was merely quoting Margolin for a general news story about one of her cases (or some legal matter she was commenting upon). In that case (like when Clemente was being asked about baseball in the context of a game report), it would be inappropriate to bring too much characterization about the person being quoted. Just who they are, what role they have, and what they said...
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