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Dodger Thoughts, April 23, 2003:
When Eric Gagne comes into pitch at Dodger Stadium, "Welcome to the Jungle" is blasted out of the inadequate single set of speakers behind center field, and an onslaught of blue and white cartoon Gagne heads overruns the scoreboard, in a hallucinatory montage not unlike the visions of Lisa Simpson after drinking tainted water on the "It's a Duff World" ride at Duff Gardens.The entrance is ridiculous, and would be an embarrassment - if it weren't so wonderful. It captures what worked so well in the Wild Thing scenes with Charlie Sheen from the movie, Major League. Those scenes mocked the hoopla over a relief pitcher's entrance into game while marking a crowd's unmistakably sincere desperation and appreciation for a hero they know will bring victory home.
A home run by Shawn Green will send Dodger fans to their feet, but Eric Gagne is the only Dodger on the field today that breaks Dodger fans out of their shells and allows them to be the rarest of adjectives at a Dodger game - goofy and giddy.
Eric Gagne is so good that even though his entrance into a game borders on parody, it is a grand homage. They shouldn't be playing music from Guns N' Roses - they should be playing music from Braveheart. Or Waiting for Guffman.
Eric Gagne is so good that he should play himself on The Simpsons - and not necessarily in a baseball-themed episode. I see Homer hiring Gagne to be his stunt double.
Eric Gagne is so good that he could put out a disco single and even jaded audiophiles at Tower Records would line up to buy it.
Eric Gagne is so good that he could lift up his shirt on the pitcher's mound, squeeze his bellyfat, practice ventriloquism through his bellybutton, and enthrall audiences from Ontario to Ontario.
It doesn't mean Gagne is perfect. Just last night, in the middle of a fiery Jackson Pollock splattering of pitches that sent a dazed and confused Cincinnati Reds team to bed, Gagne walked raw rookie shortstop Felipe Lopez. But even the salt of the earth needs a dash of pepper once in a while.
Okay, last metaphor for a while. Here is the Gagne story, straight and true. And in fact, he is damn near perfect.
Last season, batters batted .189 against Gagne with an OPS of .535. Remarkable numbers. Atomic numbers.
This season, Gagne has split the atom. Through Tuesday, batters are batting .079 against Gagne with an OPS of .242.
He has faced 43 hitters this season. Three have singles. Three have walked, two intentionally. One has been hit by a pitch. That's all Gagne has allowed.
Gagne has struck out 20 of the 43 - nearly half. And yet, he has thrown only 151 pitches, averaging only 3.51 pitchers per batter. That means that aside from the 60 strikes that specifically account for his 20 strikeouts, Gagne has thrown only 91 other pitches to the 43 batters - an average of 2.11 extra pitches per batter. That figure accounts for all his balls, extra foul balls and those few hits. Amazing.
Since the beginning of 2002, Gagne has allowed runs in consecutive appearances only once: May 27 and May 29 against Milwaukee. He allowed one run in both, but had bigger leads to work with in both games and got saves in both games. Two runs in two games. That is Gagne's biggest slump.
Since the beginning of 2002, Gagne has allowed more than one run in a game only once. He allowed a two-run home run to Aaron Boone in Cincinnati, then hit Adam Dunn with a pitch. Dunn also scored, after Gagne was ejected for the game as if the HBP was retaliatory - even though it put the tying run at the plate. It was a condemnable event - but the only lowpoint in a season spent atop Mount Everest. (Okay, the metaphors are back.)
Tuesday night, Gagne returned to the scene of that crime and made things right again.
Eric Gagne is not out there day after day like Green, the Dodgers' most brilliant hitter but one who bebops frustratingly between blazing and arctic.
But without a doubt, Eric Gagne is the most exciting player on the Dodgers - because greatness is truly exciting. Greatness is liberating. And Gagne is great, every time out. It won't always be this way, but right now, it just is. Eric Gagne is Zeus on the mound, flinging lighting bolts at an awed civilization. Forgive the gushing of praise, but I am too tardy in expressing my appreciation for him.
If the Red Sox can have the sense to make Jon Papelbon a starter, and the Cards have the sense to make Adam Wainwright a starter.....
Can the Dodgers do the same with Jon Broxton?
I imagine based upon the drop in velocity that Broxton starting would be similar to Brad Penny, certainly useful, but not as useful as having something that may approach Gagne at his peak coming out of the pen.
They talked about that, but they said that his weight made it nearly impossible for his stamina to hold up over 5-7 innings.
He's a great example of the business of baseball. We paid him $20M for two years of nothing. But we also got two years that were worth $20M for next to nothing.
In the words of REM: ohhhh... life.
At least he didn't go to the Gnats.
Yeah, I remembered that old moniker earlier today. It's finally ripe.
I personally dont think papelbon or wainwright are going to excel at starters. but considering both of those clubs have needs in the rotation, i guess its reasonable to give them a shot.
{sigh}
Au revoir Monsieur Gagne. Bonne chance.
2) Think he'll like those Texas summers? He probably doesn't quite understand how they can be.
So now we are left with the nostalgia of the streak, the excitement of the Guns n Roses entrance, and the beauty of watching professional hitters flail madly at his circle change. I will miss it. Besides the constant presence of the Dodger infield - Garvey, Lopes, Russell, & Cey - that I followed in my earliest day of being a Dodger fan, and the sheer drama of the Gibson homerun, Gagne's dominance is the most memorable part of my time as a Dodger fan. During that glorious three season stretch, I would always carve out a few minutes of free time - no matter how busy I was or no matter what I was doing - to sit down and marvel at Gagne's late inning heroics. Electric moments, where the fans are transfixed on the action on the field and an entire stadium is focused on a tiny leather ball, are rare in baseball and for three seasons we were lucky enough to have Gagne deliver those moments in Dodger stadium on a near nightly basis.
Au revoir Monsieur Gagne!
$8 million for Gagne.
You do the french!
vr, Xei
why?
No team was more active at the Winter Meetings than the Dodgers, and registered MLB.com users can chat with general manager Ned Colletti today at 2 p.m. PT. Fans can ask the GM about the team's playoff run in 2006 and its prospects for 2007.
So, do they really mean to delimit what fans can ask the GM about...?
http://preview.tinyurl.com/yggnu2
I badly wanted the Dodgers to give Gagne one more year. But my feeling now is we made him a very fair offer and Texas was willing to double the guaranteed money.
We can't blame him for taking it. We can't blame the Dodgers for not going higher.
We got Gagne on the cheap for three great seasons and paid him nicely to sit for two more. So I think we're even. No one owed the other any favors.
And finally I must admit that living in Georgia I am rooting for Broxton to step up and carve out his own bit of Dodger closer history.
A more congenial spot
For happily-ever-aftering than here
In Camelot."
For a short time, 9th innings were not feared with dread but anticipated with joy and excitement and for that I thank Eric Gagne.
I hope he can find some decent maguro and toro in the plains of Texas.
Merely a rhetorical question.
Dodgers offer: $4 mill guaranteed, $6 mill in incentives.
They are very similar offers and Gagne should have given us a hometown discount like he said he would. I blame this on Boras, however.
28 Gagne55: Does this mean you'll be changing your handle now since you feel so strongly?
I loved Gagne, and loved the electricity and excitement he generated. We never had a Bonds or Sosa or McGwire or Pujols to give us yearly home run records, but we had Gagne and his consecutive saves record, and that was just as exciting, in a way.
I'm sad to see him go, but at the same time, in my heart of hearts, I know that he'll never again be the pitcher that we remembered, and that makes his departure a little easier to swallow.
But if someone offered me $4M more in guaranteed money (and there's every chance this could be his last contract), I'd take it.
I wouldn't.
But if you're right, then his departure should lift our memories of him to mythical, James Dean-like status, much like how we view Gibby these days.
Losing Gagne is blunted by the fact that he hasn't been around for 2 years. It isn't like we have to quit him cold turkey, we have been weened off of him for a very long time. That said, he was easily the most exciting Dodger of the naughts and I can only hope that one day some young guy can electrify on a daily (well regular) basis like that.
He'll always be the Dodger of the '00s.
Maybe the incentives the Dodgers were offering were harder to meet than those offered by the Rangers?
Also, we have no idea what role Gagne was promised with the Dodgers. Saito is signed and the buzz going forward seems to be about Broxton (not to mention Yhency Brazoban coming back).
Gee, what do all these guys have in common...
I'll miss him a tremendous amount, and I wish him the best, but this is hardly a dark day. I hate overpaying for closers anyway.
But his agent had some old workouts on glossy video
He will be average at best in Tex.
How do you spell bitter in SF?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/12/09/SPGG8MSNNB1.DTL
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Do high-K rate pitchers who don't allow a heck of a lot of balls to be put in play really die in Texas?
(not saying Gagne will be his old self, don't if he IS his old self, maybe Texas won't be so evil to him)
Same here, unless the closer in question is guaranteed lights-out for a long stretch of time.
Mo Rivera and Trevor Hoffman are guarantees.
Gagne is not.
Actually, this may be the best ending for the Dodgers. He was too popular to trade, even though he is damaged goods. And his salary requirements meant using him as anything other than a closer would be an inefficient use of resources. (Not that I believe the richest man in the pen gets the saves, but that seems to be how it goes.)
15.3 innings, 25 K, 4 BB, 2HR
14.7 K/9 even with his lost velocity. If he can pitch, he should, at the very least, be better than Otsuka.
1. Andy LaRoche is recovering from shoulder surgery on his non-throwing surgery in AZ, should be ready to go by ST.
2. They project Greg Miller as a starter and will be working on building his innings, would not surprise him if he gets on the MLB roster after ST.
3. Justin Orenduff is recovering from shoulder surgery and will go to Vero Beach in January, while hopeful that he will be ready by ST, the latest will be in May-June when he starts throwing again.
Wow. What a bummer for SF. I'm so upset.
{closes door, laughs hysterically}
Well ... I do feel sorry for fans of the Giants (not the pro-Barry ones) who have watched their team turn into an AARP road show with no chance of contending.
Ah...I wish you all the best and hope you weren't juicing. In fact, I hope you have a great year and we sign you next time around. It was fun listening to that silly song when you came into a game. And that Game Over stuff on the scoreboards? You backed it up brother!
I will still wear your jersey with pride. I hope the Dodgers didn't make a two million dollar error.
{spit take}
You feel sorry for Giants' fans? Someone get me the number for the Nobel Peace Prize committee.
I feel sorry they have a team to root for -- even a fourth-place team.
Yes ... I do feel sorry for them ... a bit.
Its a different flavor of sorry than what I feel for fans of the Royals, Pirates, Devil Rays .... but still.
You don't think there are Giants fans who can't stand Bonds?
As the Eric Gagne Look Alike Contest First Runner-Up, I'll also miss his beautiful face. It's not often you get mistaken for your favorite person on your favorite team.
I wish Gagne the best of luck and hope he ends up back in Dodger Blue.
vr, Xei
Cruz Jr? Nobody wanted him for the league minimum for half the year last year when we realeased him in July. DePo loves those guys who can hit one out even if they hit .220.
Gagne might not have been a necessary part of the overall Dodger plan for 2007, but it stings to lose him from a fan perspective. He was also all over the marketing of the team for a few years, I guess Nomar will pick up the slack now. Who else is there really? I guess Martin who can develop a LoDuca sort of fan love. Nomar (ugly mug like Gagne) and Martin. Furcal too. The schedule poster from 2005 has Gagne, Izturis, Drew, and Kent on it. We still have Kent.
On a side note, Josh Rawitch has obviously been reading the comments regarding Ken Gurnick over here:
http://tinyurl.com/pqjup
i'd feel like he'd be cheating on me then.
I think Gagne's new song for fans in Texas will be more along the lines of "Patience" or "Don't Cry"
vr, Xei
Texas is taking a measured risk with a a significant potential for reward -- or nothing. I wonder whether the insurance company is standing with them in taking this bet. LA didn't need to take that risk, because we have Broxton and Saito.
He could certainly come back. But we might not need him for a few years. Hating him hardly seems appropriate, but to each his own.
C - Bard
1B - Gonzalez
2B - Walker
SS - Greene
3B - Kouzmanoff
LF - Branyan/Sledge
CF - Cameron
RF - Giles
The Padres pitching is scary, but that looks like a terrible lineup.
I have a friend who is a Giants fan who has not been to a Giants game since '99 and refuses to buy any SF gear until he is off the roster.
My favorite is "Estranged." I love the dolphins in the video. In fact, the song sounds like dolphins.
Goodbye, Eric. I could tell three years ago that you only cared about money. Guess you're no different from the rest.
If the Dodgers offense is 90% as good as last year and our bullpen somehow doesn't implode, we will win 94-99 games.
I will miss the excitement he generated during his heyday from 2002-04. I believe the Dodgers made a fair offer of just $2m less guaranteed than Texas offered. You just hope a bullpen of Saito, Broxton, Beimel, Brazoban et al can hold the fort along with whatever pseudo starters don't make it into the rotation. At least the "hated ones" didn't get Gagne, I think the world would have tilted off its axis seeing Gagne in their hideous black and orange uniforms!:)
Way too general of a statement on my part. I should clarify and say that our team can have a slightly worse offense and more than make up for it with the combination of improved pitching and the fact that the Giants, D-Backs, and Rockies are at least a year away from competing for the division (SF may be 3-5 years away).
Gagne provided great entertainment value. There was a point during the 84 consecutive saves where I watched him three nights in a row, mowing down hitters who were basically scared of him, and not giving up anything out of the infield. It was just how he reared back and threw so damn hard to hit 98 mph and then looked like he was doing the same but snapping off a 72 mph curve and making hitters bail out and flail about. It made good television.
We can debate his future, but his past was unreal.
So long, Eric. Thanks for being the best Dodger for a brief time...
probably for the best of both parties, but still can't say I'm not sad to see the dodger-gagne thing end officially.
it's like when you reach finality to a longtanding, but "done" relationship. It's the best thing, but you always feel sad to see it go for good.
Best wishes to all on this one.
Jon, your vivid 2003 description of Gagne's impact perfectly explains the melancholy being expressed by some DT posters. Frankly, I can think of no Dodger in the past 20 years that I would be willing to take a similar fiscal gamble. I believe your words from 2003 and the reaction they trigger explain that willingness for me and, perhaps, others.
Moreover, this seems like a gamble not beyond the capacity of our brilliant GM, who seems to place significant value on experience throught a roster (e.g., Lofton, Gonzo, Maddux, Martinez, Tomko) and as recently as the signing of Mr. Wolf seemed quite willing to take some risk on pitchers returning to form after surgery.
A final note: players acquired by Mr. Colletti and their salaries, who have commitments from Mr. McCourt for 2007:
$8,000,000 Randy Wolf
$4,100,000 Brett Tomko
$2,500,000 Mark Hendrickson
$7,500,000 Nomar Garciaparra
$7,500,000 Juan Pierre
$7,350,000 Luis Gonzalez
$1,150,000 Mike Lieberthal
Somehow I have to wonder how $5-5.5 million from this pot above could not have been found for Mr. Gagne......
98. Kind of like the original statement. :)
1) Gagne goes to Texas and becomes Eric Gagne again, winning another Cy Young Award, retires in second place on the all-time saves list, and is inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2019 wearing a Rangers cap on his plaque.
2) Gagne's arm completes its disintegration in Texas. Out of baseball by age 33, he'll always be remembered as a Dodger, our generation's version of Pete Reiser -- for a fleeting moment, the best who ever lived.
vr, Xei
20 No equally fond memories for Fernandomania and the '81 series?
Hometown discount? What a euphemism! That's the dollar value the player (and his agent) have assigned to his comfort level with staying where he is with what he knows. If a player is willing to take more money to go to a new and unknown situation, I can't begrudge him that. The Rangers need to take a chance that Gagne can regain a significant percentage of his previous form; the Dodgers don't have to.
As much as I hate the fact that he is no longer a Dodger, the fact that he is signed in somewhere other than Anaheim or San Francisco makes me less bitter. I would go for #2
Incidentally, I found a place online that would have made me a voodoo doll of him had he been wearing a SF uni next year.
I meant #1
My guess is he's confident he can pitch at his previous level, and wants to be paid at that level. To Gagne, the concession is that he's only agreeing to one year.
But I would prefer to live in your world.
How much weaker? Considering the personel changes, the biggest factor seems to be the loss of Drew. But, couldn't the Dodgers make up for his lost production at 3B, where the Dodgers received next to nothing offensively:
Drew: 43 BRAR 27 BRAA in 124.9 adj. games played
Izzy-Betemit-Aybar-Mueller combined:
11 BRAR -7 BRAA in 124.6 adj. games
So in the same number of games for each position (Drew played RF as much as Izturis, Betemit, Aybar and Mueller combined at 3B) the Dodgers got 54 BRAR and 20 BRAA from 3B and RF combined. Can we expect about 10 runs above average from both RF and 3B?
Betemit would have to hit like he did last year in Atlanta, and Gonzo would have to play slightly better than he did last year in Arizona. With Kemp and LaRoche in the mix, its tough to tell, you need something like a .280 EQA at each position.
Simple example:
Over a week your team scored 25 runs and gave up 25 runs. Now you can either add 25 more runs or prevent 25 runs. Which would you rather have.
A) Score 50 runs, give up 25.
B) Score 25 runs, give up 0.
The same works for larger run amounts, just not as extreme. The simple example just makes it more clear (atleast to me) :)
vr, Xei
After years of watching the Dodgers send incompetent relievers to the mound and coughing up leads, Gagne was a true joy to watch.
This may of been the right business decision but it still stings.
My guess is he wants to be paid as much as he can regardless of the level at which he pitches
3) He goes to Arlington for a year, stays relatively healthy, and has a reasonably decent season. He then signs a multi-year deal with the Rangers or some other team, and goes on to have a productive finish to his career, with the occasional stints on the DL. He won't be nearly as dominant as his 2002-04 heyday, but he'll be good for between 30-40 saves and half a dozen or so blown saves a year.
Basically, he turns into Lee Smith.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2006/12/10/SPGGDMSM731.DTL
Brad Penny's value has just sky rocketed!
Seattle to sign 35 year old Miguel Jerez (Decartes)^^^ Batista for 3 years, $24-27 million. How does Bavasi hold on to a GM job? Does this lower the bar further for Randy Wolf to be a steal?
^^^ I pitch, therefore I'm paid
AWESOME
Lots of assumptions:
*Assume Nomar doesnt drop off any
*Assume Kent doesnt drop off any
*Assume Betemit hits like he did in Atlanta (he's never been an everyday player before)
*Assume Furcal puts up another career year (2006 was his best season)
*Assume Martin maintains his level
*Assume Ethier maintains his level
*Assume Gonzales improves over last season
Is anyone confident about even one of these things, no less all of them? There's lots of room for drop-off from last year, but there's not much room for improvement.
Furcal's the only "in his prime" good position player we have.
Kent, Nomar, Gonzales--all well past their prime
Ethier, Martin, Betemit--relatively young, not completely proven
Pierre--just isnt good to begin with
Once Penny is gone, I can really see Colletti fielding at least 3-5 legit offers for Penny. I have said it before, and here again: Penny, Betemit, and a throw in (Anderson, Werth) for Rolen.
Taveras is basically Juan Pierre---useless.
Bucholz/Hirsh arent exactly great prospects.
Very good deal for the Astros.
If anything, this might decrease Penny's value, if all Houston had to give up was some spare parts for Jennings.
Could'nt this be said about anything in life?
Assuming life isn't all an algorithm.
"Once Penny is gone..."
Dang it. Once Zito is gone...
Jennings isn't exactly great and Bucholz and Hirsh are promising young prospects to go along with an improving CFer in Taveres.
vr, Xei
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/6265388
"The Rockies will receive center fielder Willy Taveras and right-handers Jason Hirsh and Taylor Buchholz for Jennings and right-hander Miguel Asencio, major-league sources said."
Hirsh is like a Josh Johnson clone.
The only reason that I would disagree is that Penny is under team control for 3 more seasons including his option year and will be making less money than Meche, Padilla, and Lily over the same period. Even though his fall the second half of last year was bad, I think there will be a market for the guy.
not uhh...really.
Jennings is a year away from FA and is probably a #3 starter. Looks like a steal for the Rockies.
come on Ned, get on this market!
I had heard of Hirsch, but wow...
His numbers in AAA are scary good.
Hirsh is a huge pitcher, towering around 6'7/6'8. He gets great downhill action on all his pitches which significantly helps limit long ball tendacies. His numbers in the majors last year shouldnt be taken too seriously- hes going to be a good #2ish pitcher.
With the lack of positions on the big club this year, I hope that Colletti can get a younger prospect along with a proven hitter for Penny and one of our prospects. Until your comment, I had never really given too much thought to trading Penny for prospects.
vr, Xei
Now if only they had picked andrew miller instead of Greg Reynolds in the draft...
Even with a long term deal, they will have to pay him around 8-12 mil per season (depending on the year he has this year). I gotta think that they could have swung a better deal than that.
http://pittsburgh.pirates.mlb.com/
(under press releases)
I think that if he plays, it will be for either Boston or the Yankees.
Tracy really likes his old players...
They will probably sign Jason Phillips to bat fourth and play first any day now.
Infante is being shopped around with both Neifi Perez and Ramon Santiago signed for next year, but it might not be a bad idea for the Tigers to hang on to their one backup capable of putting together more than one good at-bat per month. It would have made sense to jettison Santiago, who is basically the same player as Perez.
I'm a big Infante fan. He'd be a much better utility player than Lucille as he plays pretty solid defense at both SS and 2B. He showed flashes of his potential in 2004. He'd be a great buy low candidate. Ned wanted Lugo, so why not Infante?
It looks as if Ramon Martinez will back up 2B and SS while Loney will back up some LF, RF, and 1B with Saenz seeing about 10-20 games at 3B for Betemit. Is that the extent of our back ups in the infield?
If so, God forbid Furcal gets hurt.
Is he ready for that? He hasn't even seen AAA pitching yet. If I see Robles get a single at bat this year, I'll just have to vomit.
That makes sense.
http://tinyurl.com/w422g
vr, Xei
A team that allowed 600 runs and scored 600 runs would have 81 wins.
Team A prevents 25 fewer runs the following year: 600 runs scored; 575 runs allowed
This nets 84 wins
Team B scores 25 more runs the following year: 625 runs scored; 600 runs allowed.
This also nets 84 wins
I always felt a connection with Eric Gagne moreso than other Dodgers: We're about the same age, we share the same name, and people everywhere seem to think we look exactly alike. For the last five years, literally hundreds of friends, acquaintances, and perfect strangers have commented on this. I've accumulated quite the collection of Gagne figurines, photos, and memorabilia that people have given me as gifts because of the resemblance. (The givers are always surprised to find that they are not the first to think of this.)
The first curious event happened in Montreal in 2002, when I was milling around on the playing field before a Dodgers-Expos game. A kid called out to me from the stands: "Monsieur Gagne, can I have your autograph?" I wasn't wearing a baseball uniform, and I stand at least six inches shorter than Gagne, but that didn't seem to make a difference. (We are similarly rotund, alas.) As much as I'd have liked to -- just once in my life -- sign an autograph like a real big league star, I had to burst the kid's bubble and tell him the truth. Later that night, my alter ego blew a save in front of his hometown crowd, the third of what would be only six blown saves in his career as Dodger closer. (And let me tell you, whoever says Montreal fans don't care about baseball has never been to a game Gagne pitched there.)
Denver, a year later. I'm in the clubhouse interviewing Paul LoDuca when Shawn Green walks by and does a double take as he looks at me. Green, forever destroying my notion of him as an ultra-reserved guy, gets a silly grin on his face and proceeds to grab me by the arm and parade me around the Dodger locker room, introducing me to every single player as Gagne's cousin visiting from out of town. Some fall for it, some don't, but a good time is had by all.
Cincinnati, 2006. I'm sitting at Ethier's locker doing an interview when I hear a disembodied voice from behind me: "Hey, it's Gagne!" This time it's Kenny Lofton playing the Shawn Green role. Lofton's upset that the resemblance is imperfect because I'm dressed in my journalist uniform instead of a Dodger one. So he asks my hat size and dispatches clubhouse guy Mitch Poole to fetch me a Dodger cap. Now that I'm properly attired, Lofton prances around the locker room with me, showing off his new discovery. Since no players are left from the 2003 team except Gagne himself, nobody remembers that Shawn Green has already done this. My attempts to return the cap are rebuffed, my journalistic ethics compromised, but again, a good time is had by all.
So adieu, Monsieur Gagne, my Dodger lookalike. Thanks for the Bugs Bunny changeup. Thanks for the fist pump and the cool-looking t-shirt. Thanks for caring enough to get ejected even when you were on the disabled list. And thanks for the free cap.
New post up top.
What is the book on LaRoche and Greg Miller? The former was supposed to be suffering from some kind of shoulder injury. At last report, he declined surgery and was looking for it to heal on its own. Am I accurate? As for Miller, does he have a shot to be the pitcher he was before surgery? Is he fit enough to start again? Can he be a long relief specialist for the Big Team?
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