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Five Questions: Los Angeles Dodgers (2006) (Hardball Times)
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Dodger home record: 39-30 (.565)
When Jon attended: 5-3 (.625)
When Jon didn't: 34-27 (.557)
Dodgers at home: 745-600 (.554)
Jon attended: 293-233 (.557)*
Jon didn't: 457-374 (.550)
* includes road games attended
Current Roster with Estimated 2008 Salaries
(updated March 28)
Most figures are estimates (some are wild estimates) but will be updated as information comes in. Corrections welcome.
More contract details here.
Starting Pitchers (5)
$12,300,000 Hiroki Kuroda
$10,000,000 Derek Lowe
$9,500,000 Brad Penny
$7,000,000 Esteban Loaiza
*$500,000 Chad Billingsley
Total: $39,300,000
Bullpen (6)
$2,000,000 Takashi Saito
$1,925,000 Joe Beimel
$1,125,000 Scott Proctor
*$500,000 Jonathan Broxton
$500,000 Chan Ho Park
*$400,000 Hong-Chih Kuo
Total: $6,450,000
Starting Lineup (8)
$14,100,000 Andruw Jones
$13,000,000 Rafael Furcal
$9,000,000 Jeff Kent
$8,500,000 Nomar Garciaparra
$8,000,000 Juan Pierre
$500,000 Russell Martin
*$400,000 James Loney
*$400,000 Matt Kemp
Total: $53,900,000
Bench (6)
$875,000 Gary Bennett
$600,000 Mark Sweeney
$424,500 Andre Ethier
$391,000 Delwyn Young
$390,000 Chin-Lung Hu
$390,000 Blake DeWitt
Total: $3,071,000
Disabled List
$12,000,000 Jason Schmidt
*$400,000 Tony Abreu
*$390,000 Andy LaRoche
Total: $12,790,000
Also Paying ...
$1,000,000 Brett Tomko
$750,000 Odalis Perez
$540,000 Yhency Brazoban
$500,000 Randy Wolf
$487,500 Jason Repko
$135,225 Rudy Seanez
$100,000 Mike Lieberthal
$50,000 Ramon Martinez
Total: $3,562,725
Working total: *$113,268,725
*Rough salary estimate
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Follow this link to former Cheers writer Ken Levine's greatest home-run call when he was doing play-by-play for the Syracuse Chiefs. (Levine used to juggle both jobs, believe it or not.) I would have used the big finish in the headline, but I didn't want to spoil it.
Follow this link to more funny moments from Levine's broadcasting career - or just check the whole blog out. As I've said before, Levine's blog has become one of my most eagerly awaited reads each day.
Update: From the Wisconsin State Journal:
Charles Littleton, 22, was tasered by police after refusing to remove his Los Angeles Dodgers cap at a Saginaw, Mich., City Council meeting, despite a rule banning hats for men inside, and then resisting police when they tried to remove him from the meeting. "It means more than just a hat," he said of the cap. "It's like my crown. It's like asking a king to remove his crown."
http://www.baseball-reference.com/m/mastnto01.shtml
vr, Xei
http://tinyurl.com/ypddn5
Kevin Mitchell, Keith's younger brother, crushed a drive to deep left. Our play-by-play man, Mark Soliday, was really playing it up: "There's a drive to deep left. It could be ..."
Then I jumped in and blurted out: "He hit that ball far! That's the longest home run I ever saw." Not a great catch phrase, I admit.
After the inning ended, Mark turned to me and said "Don't ever (explative deleted) interrupt my (explative deleted) home run call again." I could hear the engineer laughing throught the headset.
Play-by-play men do not like having their calls interrupted.
Ken Levine is my new hero. Also, the finishing line that we are not spoiling is my new catchphrase.
I think it would bother me more if I saw it in person. But as it is, it's sort of abstract.
I can tell you that, oddly, I felt a lot worse (in the very short term) about having my cat put to sleep than having my parents die, mainly because I didn't have to make an appointment to do it.
Putting an animal to sleep seems very clinical. When a human passes away, it's far more emotional.
She missed the cow.
My dad looked at it as lost income.
Casey, or another cat?
I hate it when pets die. I haven't any really close relatives die yet, so thus far, my pet deaths have been much more traumatic.
I'm pretty sure that if I had to gather my own food, I'd be a strict vegetarian.
Ugh. Human beings are really despicable. We force other creatures to do our bidding, largely because we like money. And we don't let a little thing like their health and well-being get in the way.
Saw Pan's and thought it was the best movie I'd see in a while. Not sure how Sergi Lopez isn't getting any accolades.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/90/90mkillers.phtml
After the horse's initial injury, I had the following letter published in the NY Times.
http://tinyurl.com/2jclsu
(sigh)
Roland (Tampa): Jerry, pulling off the 'stache aint easy, who's got the best one in baseball right now? Don mattingly was always my favorite.
Jerry Crasnick: (1:54 PM ET ) Roland,
This was a lively debate topic during one of my chats last summer. I think the consensus opinion was that Jose Valentin of the Mets has the best porn star mustache in the game.
"Hall of Fame slugger Reggie Jackson and Dodgers knuckleballer Charlie Hough, whose paths crossed when the Yankees' Jackson took Hough deep for his third homer on three pitches in Game 6 of the 1977 World Series, were presented with the 'Willie, Mickey and the Duke Award' for players forever linked. Hough joked that the mammoth shot by Jackson was aided by the wind and that the Yankees had someone with binoculars notify Jackson that the pitch would be a knuckleball.
Funny, my first guess at the three pitchers involved are Happy Hooton, Elias Soto and Hough and Hough would have been the hardest for me to remember.
Part of this is the fact that the Dodgers lost this Series to the Yankees so my memory is fuzzy anyway (I have more bitter memories about the 1978 series since we were ahead 2-0 and if not for Nettles' glove and Reggie's hip maybe we would have won that series) but if you were to say to me Reggie Jackson/Charle Hough, I would have not immediately come up with that moment but maybe its just me.
Steve Sax turns 47 today ...
"Unlike the other teams in the conference, Stanford actually has academic standards, so it's much harder for them to recruit top players. Lawrence Hill is like another Josh Childress and the Lopez twins are making a big impact as freshman. Stanford is a very well coached team, and I'm worried that UCLA might have some trouble with them tomorrow."
I just saw that they killed Barbaro :(
Video : Radio Star :: Avarice : Barbaro
http://preview.tinyurl.com/35297m (it's an mpg file)
"Your etymology moment: a 'pig in a poke' was a suckling pig sold sight-unseen in a burlap sack, which could easily be substituted for a wriggling cat. On opening, the cat would then be let out of the bag, leaving one holding the bag."
Bob?
That's the second time I tried that joke and it finally worked!
I was going to say that you posted the exact same joke after I posted the link to the hat story a few days ago.
(I still don't get it.)
I was born in Saginaw, Michigan.
I grew up in a house on Saginaw Bay.
My dad was a poor hard working Saginaw fisherman:
Too many times he came home with too little pay.
I loved a girl in Saginaw, Michigan.
The daughter of a wealthy, wealthy man.
But he called me: "That son of a Saginaw fisherman."
And not good enough to claim his daughter's hand.
Now I'm up here in Alaska looking around for gold.
Like a crazy fool I'm a digging in this frozen ground, so cold.
But with each new day I pray I'll strike it rich and then,
I'll go back home and claim my love in Saginaw, Michigan.
Oh, thanks.
I guess when it comes to references to Simon & Garfunkel, I am a rock.
but you are not this person ...
http://tinyurl.com/yolt32
Saginaw is not the garden spot of Michigan, but I've been told it's better than Midland.
Also, nobody had deigned to spoil the Ken Levine line yet. Bravo, people.
And in-service days are the greatest thing ever.
Touche ;-)
"I can go deep in this ballpark," Nook pointed out. "There's no walls. I can hit it and just run."
Hah! Also, one of the construction workers said that he once saw Mickey Mantle hit an Inside The Park Home Run at Griffith Stadium. Good stuff.
http://tinyurl.com/2vvxtj
"The Dodgers vs. the Angels The Dodgers have Vin Scully. The Angels have a better team, a better owner, a manager, a comparable ballpark, more rabid fans, comparable attendance. Do the math. The Dodgers counter all of this by still listing the Angels as "Anaheim" on their out of town scoreboard. Whoooooooh, that'll show 'em."
It is from Dec 3, 2005, if you want to look it up on his blog.
Good stuff indeed ...
Here is a Nats ballpark construction webcam (for those who are into that sort of thing)
http://tinyurl.com/ot6os
But at least the Dodgers, now list the Angels as "LAA" on the scoreboard!
Heck, they build 'em all.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HOK_Sport_%2B_Venue_%2B_Event
Rather than just tell, please feel free to teach me to fish.
I have found that Mantle hit 6 total ITPs and 39 total Griffith Park HRs.
"equal to higher than" = "higher than"
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