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Most figures are estimates (some are wild estimates) but will be updated as information comes in. Corrections welcome.
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Starting Pitchers (5)
$12,300,000 Hiroki Kuroda
$10,000,000 Derek Lowe
$9,500,000 Brad Penny
$7,000,000 Esteban Loaiza
*$500,000 Chad Billingsley
Total: $39,300,000
Bullpen (6)
$2,000,000 Takashi Saito
$1,925,000 Joe Beimel
$1,125,000 Scott Proctor
*$500,000 Jonathan Broxton
$500,000 Chan Ho Park
*$400,000 Hong-Chih Kuo
Total: $6,450,000
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$14,100,000 Andruw Jones
$13,000,000 Rafael Furcal
$9,000,000 Jeff Kent
$8,500,000 Nomar Garciaparra
$8,000,000 Juan Pierre
$500,000 Russell Martin
*$400,000 James Loney
*$400,000 Matt Kemp
Total: $53,900,000
Bench (6)
$875,000 Gary Bennett
$600,000 Mark Sweeney
$424,500 Andre Ethier
$391,000 Delwyn Young
$390,000 Chin-Lung Hu
$390,000 Blake DeWitt
Total: $3,071,000
Disabled List
$12,000,000 Jason Schmidt
*$400,000 Tony Abreu
*$390,000 Andy LaRoche
Total: $12,790,000
Also Paying ...
$1,000,000 Brett Tomko
$750,000 Odalis Perez
$540,000 Yhency Brazoban
$500,000 Randy Wolf
$487,500 Jason Repko
$135,225 Rudy Seanez
$100,000 Mike Lieberthal
$50,000 Ramon Martinez
Total: $3,562,725
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Although Eric Gagne was MIA most of the past two seasons, I'm still going to feel pangs for a while when I see his name.
They hit me this morning while reading this short article from Evan Grant of the Dallas Morning News, in which we get the news that Gagne will throw from a mound for the first time since having surgery to address a herniated disc in July. With the story comes that unmistakable, unforgettable Gagne optimism:
"I'm anxious to do it," Gagne said Monday from his home in Scottsdale, Ariz. "I've been throwing from up to 150 feet, and my arm feels great. But for me, it's exciting to get back up there and throw. I want to perform, perform, perform. But I've had to take it cautiously since my injuries. I've learned my lesson."
Dodger fans know that no one is less reliable to assess Gagne's physical condition than Gagne himself, but somehow, with him preparing to put on another major-league uniform for the first time ever, I can't shake the feeling that this time, he's going to be okay.
Those subjective feelings on my part won't stop Gagne from returning to the disabled list this season if that's his destiny. At the same time, I continue to wish that the Dodgers had risked some Juan Pierre/Luis Gonzalez/Mark Hendrickson/Joe Beimel money on a Gagne gamble, just because when Gagne's healthy, he's a symphony.
If budgets were tight, I certainly would understand letting Gagne go, but that wasn't the case. It breaks a lot of rules, but he's one player I would have rather let go too late than too early (not that that didn't already happen, obviously, when you consider the past two seasons).
I guess when it comes to Gagne, I'm disturbingly human.
A footnote comes from Steve Henson's recap in the Times today of Dodger general manager Ned Colletti's path through the offseason. When Scott Boras client J.D. Drew opted out of his contract, a common perception was that Colletti would refuse to deal with Boras in the future, partly explaining how Gagne ended up in Texas with a fairly affordable $6 million-plus-incentives-contract for 2007.
But after all that died down, Colletti did sign a minor Boras client with a history of injuries, Chin-hui Tsao. So there is a line Colletti is willing to cross to deal with Boras - as there should be. One should be able to say no to Boras without withholding all dialogue with him.
Anyway, that's all petites pommes de terre. This morning, I'm thinking about Gagne. And I know, life goes on without him. Life already has. I just haven't completely let go.
Update: Results of Gagne's visit to the mound, courtesy of Grant.
New closer Eric Gagne called his first trip to the top of a pitcher's mound since surgery last July "great."
Gagne threw off a mound at his Scottsdale, Ariz., home Tuesday and had no issues. Gagne had back surgery last July after just two appearances for the Los Angeles Dodgers. He is expected to report to camp with the rest of the Rangers' pitchers and catchers Saturday and should not have any limitations this spring.
Gagne said this week that he expects to have a typical spring training. He plans to throw about 10 innings, which is typical for a closer.
Think there's any chance the Dodgers will try to bring him back after this season? Given what he means to the fans in LA...
I guess it all depends on: how he does; how Broxton/Saito do this year; how Colletti feels about dealing with Boras at that point.
I wish him the best. Well, not the best, just the... "good."
Interesting article in the Times, in some ways it does verify what I think happens when teams and agents want to deal with the Dodgers from both a FA side and a trade side, they will always aim high, use the Dodgers as a measuring stick for other teams and then only go back to the Dodgers if they can't get something better from someone else.
Of course Scott Boras is going to deal with the Dodgers, it would be stupid for both sides to hold a grudge.
Andre Ethier in CF, did he play CF at all last year. Also, you do wonder in the Dodger braintrust really thinks Kemp is ready if they were willing to secure long term contracts for 2 of the 3 spots, actually this current scenario actually opens the door for him a lot sooner than if Drew had stayed and they got someone like Soriano.
But...but...
"For the second year in a row, Dodgers General Manager Ned Colletti was widely lauded for his off-season roster reconstruction"
I wonder this just because I don't think I've ever taken a liking to a player as quickly as I did Takashi Saito. When you pay close attention to what a pitcher does, when looking at a key, but brief situation, you can find something incredible there that isn't about numbers.
I will ache if I see Gagne start to rack up saves and Ks in a Rangers uniform, since his dominance and his personality were just so easy to enjoy.
"A law professor of mine, who wrote 12 books on the subject of labor law, a very bright guy, said to me, 'I'm watching what you do here, you're going to be very good at what you do, so remember this -- if you're really good at what you do as a lawyer, 90 percent of what's said about you will be negative.' And you know what, that's just about right, just about right."
--Boras
Also, not a bad lighter read:
http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=182657
More Boras Q&A. Long but IMO worthwhile. Maybe bring lunch.
http://redsox.bostonherald.com/redSox/view.bg?articleid=181512
The outfield is a disaster.
Gagne offer was mentioned here:
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-dodgers7dec07,1,136010.story?coll=la-headlines-sports-mlb-dodger
http://tinyurl.com/yovvop
White makes the point that it is easier for players like Martin and Ethier to adjust to MLB pitching because they have compact swings while players like Kemp will take longer due to their swing but once Kemp adjusts, he should have a higher ceiling.
Just think how great the Dodgers bullpen would be with Gagne, Saito, Broxton and Guo/Billingsley. Not bad. To me, Gagne's health risk and the fact that the Dodgers already have two closer quality relief pitchers, both cheap and one of them quite young, made letting go of Gagne at a high price tag a fairly easy decision.
How did Saito's numbers last year compare to some of Gagne's years as the Dodger closer?
vr, Xei
Waaaah....? Plaschke uses a LAPTOP....?
Knock yourselves out.
The one game where Pierre gets a bunt hit in the 9th, manages to steal second, and then comes around on a bunt and a sac fly to score the winning run, Bill Plaschke presses the "F6" key on his laptop which transmits the "See how great Juan Pierre is" column back to Spring Street.
Sincerely,
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Which probably is why Texas bumped last year's closer.
Bad things that Ned did in the 06-07 offseason:
1) Signed Pierre, especially when it was the Giants who were about to be sandbagged with him. Just once, I'd like to read the word "overrated" mentioned in the same sentence as Pierre in an article by an LA sportswriter.
2) Signed Gonzalez, and initially offered him not one, but two prospect-blocking years.
3) Apparently got played like a fiddle in the Maddux negotiations.
4) Was totally blind-sided by Drew's opt-out (even though it was hardly a "hidden" clause in that contract), and whined like a little girl about it, embarrassing himself and damaging his credibility. Myself and several other DT commenters raised the possibility of the opt-out well before it ever happened, so it's not like it was totally unforeseen.
5) Failed to acquire a power bat, the lack of which I fear will sink our offense in 2007.
Good things that Ned did? Well, I'm happy with the Wolf and Schmidt signings (although Randy is a wait-and-see, and all things considered, I'd rather have Maddux than Wolf). I'm glad he punted on Zito. And I think the Gagne move was probably wise. It would be a mistake to tie up too much guaranteed money in pitchers whose health and effectiveness are serious question marks.
The whole signing-players-who-want-to-be-here theme is getting a little played out. It's good for PR purposes, and yeah, I appreciate the sentiment. But that closes us off from every Boras client, and let's face it, the man has an impressive stable of talent. It also allows agents like Arn Tellem to potentially game the system by appealing to Ned's soft spot, which is now very well-known. I mention this again thinking of Wolf vs. Maddux. They got similar money in their contracts (although Wolf's contract only has one guaranteed year and is far more incentive-laden). But the wants-to-play-here angle, combined with the fact that he's not a Boras client, led Colletti to take a gamble on Wolf, while Maddux signed with a division rival. I hope the gamble pays off.
I just wish there was someone in traditional media willing to cast a critical eye on Colletti's moves.
2002 1.97 ERA 82.3 IP 52 SV 192 ERA +
2003 1.20 ERA 82.3 IP 55 SV 335 ERA +
2004 2.19 ERA 82.3 IP 45 SV 189 ERA +
Saito's year, only half of which as closer.
2006 2.07 ERA 78.3 IP 24 SV 222 ERA+
I think Sammy matches up pretty well against Gagne in 2002 and 2004, but in 2003 (as Jon put it) Gagne split the atom.
Gagne was Orel-esque and $2 million more guaranteed seems like small potatoes in this market.
Plus, as great as his fastball was, it was his ability to change speeds and throw multiple pitches that made him most effective. He knows how to pitch, so even if he's lost something off his fastball, I expect him to be okay. I predict a big year for him. This may end up being Ned's biggest mistake.
I wanna say that what we did is like dumping the car because we're mad at the mechanic, but on reflection, I think I'll need some help completing the metaphor.
Did LuGo really turn down a 2-year offer in favor of a 1-year deal...?
However, when the season starts, he better not start panic-dialing the Tampa Bay GM's office again.
Pedroia- 178.6
Abreu-56.1
Kendrick...282.9
1) Signed Pierre, especially when it was the Giants who were about to be sandbagged with him.
Well, somebody had to play center, and it looks pretty dubious that the Dodgers' farm system has anything remotely resembling a centerfielder in it. Darin Erstad? (I hate the Pierre deal, too, by the way.)
2) Signed Gonzalez, and initially offered him not one, but two prospect-blocking years.
I'm sure Colletti was thinking that the years won't matter because the Dodgers can afford to throw him under the Matt Kemp bus if it comes to it. But do you want to bet that bus can really start?
3) Apparently got played like a fiddle in the Maddux negotiations.
Thinking... thinking... uh, aging pitcher, collapse... I guess Jason Schmidt represents an improvement, though at least they didn't end up with another Hendrickson-level cork at the back end of the rotation.
4) Was totally blind-sided by Drew's opt-out
"Blind-sided"? Production notwithstanding, I'm thrilled he exercised (to use a particularly appropriate word) that option.
5) Failed to acquire a power bat, the lack of which I fear will sink our offense in 2007.
I dunno. The Dodgers scored a ton of runs despite hitting relatively few homers, which is to say they're turning into an older, NL version of the Angels. Sort of. If they can save their heroics for four-consecutive-homer games with the pennant on the line, etc., I'd take it.
2006 12.3 K/9 2.64 BB/9 4.65 K/BB .906 WHIP
Gagne:
2002 12.5 K/9 1.75 BB/9 7.12 K/BB .862 WHIP
2003 15.0 K/9 2.19 BB/9 6.80 K/BB .692 WHIP
2004 12.5 K/9 2.40 BB/9 5.18 K/BB .911 WHIP
Saito walks a few more batters, but strikes them out at about the same rate (except for 2003, which was amazing). In short, Saito was a Gagne clone last year, if he replicates 90% of that we will have one of the nastiest bullpen in the NL.
I don't really find fault with not finding a power bat. It is not like they grow on trees and the price could have been our future. Not like you can just throw Tomko, Hendrickson, and what not out there and end up with a Dunn. We have plenty of power just about ready (Kemp, LaRoche) and Betemit will fill some of the gap this year. Everyone forgets that other then Utely, Kent still stands above everyone else at 2nd when it comes to power.
http://baseballanalysts.com/archives/2007/02/an_unfiltered_i.php
I wouldn't worry too much about particular projections.
Thing is, I'm not really interested in anything notwithstanding production. As mentioned in 46, replacing Drew in the lineup with Gonzalez is going to be a huge step backwards for the offense.
The Dodgers scored a ton of runs despite hitting relatively few homers
Thanks to great OBP and great BA with RISP. The former has taken a hit with the loss of Drew and the addition of Pierre and Gonzo, and the latter will probably not occur two years in a row.
He is young though. Still I am curious about which of those fuzzy areas (make-up, body type,projectability) he has such a quantity of.
I think 32, with the amendment, is pretty fair. I also think that, while "paying lots and lots of money to one of the top two FA pitchers on the market" counts as a good move, it sure isn't a very compelling one. Not to discount the skill invoved in convincing Schmidt and his people to take this deal rather than some other one, but it's not like he plucked David Ortiz off the Rule 5 wire or solved a Rubik's Cube or something.
Ned's move in the outfield will hurt us in the short term(LuGo) and hurt us in the long term(Bullethead). I don't have a problem with bringing in a placeholder at a corner outfield spot in 06 but LuGo will become a distraction if Kemp proves to be ready. He made plenty of comments last year in Arizona when he lost at bats to the Arizona kids.
Part of the problem with Dewitt and Pecota is that he has barely played above A ball and when he did he was putrid in AA. If he kicks butt in AA ball this year the Pecota next year will be very very different. I'd trust the scouts more then Pecota until we have more data. At his point I'm more concerned with his ability to play 2nd base or not. The scouts seem to have conflicting opinions on this.
That doesn't sound very Veteran Presence-y
I think we remember the David Ortiz's or Johann Santana Rule 5 pick ups or trades like Nathan, Liriano for A.J., Kazmir for Zambrano because they are the exception.
Usually, teams win with a mix of guys that you got from lots of places whether from the waiver wire to the check book. The check book might appear to be less creative but should be judged no differently than any other way you get players.
therefore, i'm starting to give a lot of thought to moving billingsley to the pen to create a tag-team set-up situation with broxton.
advantages: we add another power arm to the pen, complimenting broxton and adding an element of fear/intimidation to late-inning situations; kuo gets the starting job he deserves/needs.
disavantages: we lose our most promising young starter from the rotation; we risk arm injuries tweaking his regular routine.
maybe it's just me, but saito/broxton/beimel/tomko/hendrickson/kuo
doesn't quite seem like the shut-down pen we need this year. i'm really rooting against seanez making the team, and tsao and brazoban can't be considered until later in the year.
another possible solution would be if meloan stepped up and claimed that set-up power arm role--or miller . . .
And I really have no idea if Theor or Cashman are good GMs or not. Cashman seems pretty impressive to me for the all pitching depth he's added this year and just for the patience he is showing in that marker. And getting Pettite back, while perhaps just another big check writing, came sort of out of nowhere.
Theo is hard to figure out; he seemed to panic last year re Mirabelli, that's for sure.
What should he have done, I'm not saying that he should have played as much as he did in the last 2 months of the season but he wasn't hurt, he was told in September that they were going to let him go, should he just sit there and not say anything. In the end, most of guys still believe they can play. From what I read, he was always supportive of the kids, he just thought how the management handled it (remember that they were changing the front office at the time too) was bad.
68 The article in question is talking about the players production over his career, not just next year.
Gagne as Gagne was, that guarantee is a no-brainer. Gagne as who-knows-what-exactly, the Dodgers couldn't make that guarantee.
John Sickels and Deric from HQ disagree.
5. Blake DeWitt 2B ..R/R ..20 ..2004 (1-C) high school (MO)
Strengths: Athleticism/strength. Bat speed/BA ability/moderate power. Soft hands
Weaknesses: Pitch recognition. Speed/agility. Average arm strength. Reading groundballs
Comments: Bat speed and a more aggressive approach netted more power, but plate discipline regressed and didn't hit for BA. Improving pitch recognition could be the final hitting piece. Made smooth transition from 3B to 2B, showing soft hands, but must read groundballs better.
MLB Debut: 2008
Potential Rating: 9D
-13, -11, -10. The scouting report I read from BA says the kid can't play second. You disagree with those particular assessments, which is fine. Accusing me of making something up, not really cool.
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/players/U/Chase-Utley.shtml
I consider stonehands to be completely different then lack of range or agility. My apology if you think it means the same thing.
I think that's a little over the top, and that you should issue an apology to any little girls you might have offended.