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The Dodgers' past three games - their first shutout trifecta since the 1966 World Series:
L.A. .... 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 - 0
Opp. ... 020 100 000 301 000 00x 001 000 00x - 8
Previously on Dodger Thoughts, July 30, 2003: "53 innings, 3 runs"
L.A. ... 000 000 000 01 010 000 000 000 000 000 000 000 010 000 000 000 000 000-3According to Bob Timmermann, no Los Angeles Dodger pitcher ever lost two consecutive games by a 1-0 score until Chad Billingsley just did.
Opp ... 000 000 000 00 000 100 000 000 001 000 010 00x 000 000 000 020 000 00x-5The Dodgers' current crawl through the Sahara matches their third-worst scoring streak of five games since 1900.
Here are the worst:
1) 1992, two runs in five games
8/26 PIT L 0-2
8/28 @STL L 0-1
8/29 @STL L 2-3
8/30 @STL L 0-3
8/31 @CHC L 0-22) 1984, two runs in five games (and three runs in six games)
7/26 ATL L 1-5
7/27 CIN L 0-4
7/28 CIN W 1-0
7/29 CIN W 1-0
7/30 @SDP L 0-12
7/31 @SDP L 0-13) 1961, three runs in five games (and three runs in six games)
8/14 STL L 0-5
8/15 CIN L 2-5
8/16 CIN L 0-6
8/16 CIN L 0-8
8/18 @SFG L 1-2
8/19 @SFG L 0-5
So how will the Dodgers score their next run?
A) home run
B) RBI single
C) RBI double
D) RBI triple
E) sac fly
F) squeeze play
G) error
H) bases loaded walk
I) bases loaded HBP
J) bases loaded CI (separate from G)
K) double play
L) balk
M) UN decree
N) League of Nations mandate
O) Private law passed by Congress
P) Emergency order from Supreme Court justice
Q) Scoreboard operator error
From last thread, at this point anyway we get a run will be good, but I'm hoping it's on a four bagger.
The Astros were 20 for 127 (.157) in the series.
The losing pitcher for the Astros in the last game was Chris Zachary and he lost 1-0. And then Zachary lost again 1-0 in his next start.
You would have thought that the 67/68 team would have had one of the streaks that Jon mentioned.
But it was just a blip.
"Horrendous."
http://www.insidesocal.com/dodgers/archives/2007/08/reds_1_dodgers.html
Tony checked his life insurance and hanging himself by his shoe laces would void the policy.
I think it's so weird that you have to laugh. But I have a lot of defense mechanisms built into my life to deal with unpleasant situations.
I think I'll go get a DVD of "Grave of the Fireflies" to cheer me up.
Bob Moeller was the 1st Dodger baseball card I ever collected.
That film always brings a smile to my face.
I knew you'd have to have posted it, having watched your comments the last few years, but thanks for indulging me! :)
Jon: I'm a little surprised to not have seen you with a direct take on 756. I'm sure you figure that everything you'd say now you've said before (and the column re Vin was fantastic)... but I still feel like we're all lacking something, even if this is a Dodger blog...
I guess that was Joe's less successful brother. ;-)
Remembering Larry Jaster used up my allotment of memory cells for the evening.
The Dodgers will score a run tomorrow. I won't guarantee a win or a lot of runs. But I will bet on a run.
I think. Don't quote me on that.
Their last three box scores look like failed binary code.
6 I, too, hope redemption begins with Tomko.
I'm sure it was talked about in the previous thread, but the Dodgers hitters were hitting the ball hard (at least), in the late innings especially. In the 8th inning, Loney whacked the ball hard, and Kemp drilled it, but right at Phillips. Even Kent's 9th inning attempt was a hard hit ball.
.513 v .522
So according to their Pythagorean record, Dodgers should be 59-54, one more win.
Tomorrow I think it is Peirre's turn to sit. Better yet, let Gonzo and Pierre sit.
Furcal
Martin
Loney
Kemp
Ethier
Kent
Young
Garciaparra
If Little wants to shake up the hitting order, do it.
If performance matters to Frank the way he said it did in firing Depodesta then Ned will have to go after this season if things don't turn around. That would be my silver lining at least. Kept the kids, get rid of Ned and put White in charge. From Jon's archives.
"Truthfully, as a new owner, I had never been through a search for a general manager before," McCourt said. "Certainly, I thought I hired the right person, and at the time, I verbalized why. The difference is, I had more experience this time and more time to be more deliberate about it.
"The most important point is that I knew what I wanted. We learn from experience, and I feel I learned immensely from the two years I've owned the club. That's what growth is. It's what players go through. You look at failures you have to overcome to become a champion. We all have bumps in the road -- it's how we deal with them. You have to be willing to admit it and fix it."
"The tremendous success we had last year and the huge disappointment this year just reinforced that it is a path, a plan, an overall approach to win consistently," Frank McCourt told the Times on October 6. "You can't get too high with the highs and too low with the lows. We're not as smart as we seemed in 2004 and not as dumb as we seemed this year."
Frank on firing Depodesta.
If winning it all was the goal, prospects and youngsters would have been out the door last week.
By standing pat, it was basically a sign that this year is not as important as the future.
Now if we could only find Koufax and Drysdale.
I guess unless things turn around why would he keep Coletti and Little? For continuity purposes would be the only reason. Based on the thing I have heard McCourt say, he would be a liar if he kept them and I don't think he is. Maybe I am nieve.
First off, the Dodger payroll is going to be the highest in the division. Part of it is because of the revenue stream and wanting that to continue. But regardless of that, he knows (or should know) that payroll doesn't always equal sucess.
I am sure continuity matters and you cannot compare this year to 2005 when he made that statement.
Finally, Ned, unlike Paul DePodesta, has McCourt's full backing, he has said in numerous interviews how well they communicate and that hiring him was the best decision he made.
Sucks bigtime for Raymond. He was going to get some PT and i was excited to see him play.
That would work for me. The alternative is:
Juan Pierre grounder to third, throwing error by Encarnacion, Pierre to third, Pierre scores on throwing error by Griffey, Jr.
If rumors are to be believed, he also tried to hire (or considered hiring) Pat Gillick and Bobby Valentine. So there you go.
I've got two more days of teaching summer school. After that, the Dodgers will explode offensively.
Damn right there's a correlation.
I will have some coffee before the game starts.
Furcal, SS
Martin, C
Saenz, 1B
Kent, 2B
Kemp, RF
Young, LF
Pierre, CF
Martinez, 3B
Tomko, P
I for one am not worried and I don't think our season is over or even in danger of being over. The mediocrity in the National League will allow us to hang around until the end of the season. That being said, we better start winning some games. I don't care if we go 3 for 64 with RISP as long as we win the games. Good teams FIND ways to create wins when they are sucking and right now we do not look like a good team. Does that mean we are not good? No not at all, but we have to start somewhere and hopefully we start this morning! I do not want to have to root for the Rockies as they are slowly starting to win me over....
July 3 against the Braves
Are those the last two times we won a game or scored a run?
29. Now if we could only find Koufax and Drysdale
Enter Kershaw and McDonald
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Arizona 65 51 .557 1ST PLACE
San Diego 61 52 .540 2.0
Colorado 59 54 .522 4.0
Los Angeles 58 55 .513 5.0 LOSS 6
San Francisco 49 63 .438 13.0
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This is definitely the time to get back on track
Wow, the number of people about ready to jump ship from the Dodgers kind of startles me, but I guess it's part of feeling frustrated and tired. Will we see you come back when the Dodgers start winning again?
Or as Tammy Wynette once sang, "Stand by your team... Give them two arms to cling to..."
Sorry, my comment lacked context. Those were the two games Lieberthal started that the Dodgers won.
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/index.jsp?sid=t564
>>Some very interesting news coming out of today's lineup. Juan Pierre has been dropped to seventh in the lineup, and while hitting him lower in the order has happened before during his struggles, he will be hitting toward the bottom of the lineup "for a while," according to Grady Little. Rafael Furcal will hit leadoff, and Russell Martin will hit second. Among the Little quotes...
"Early in the season, there was some struggling there. Now we're at 400-500 at-bats. We need more on-base percentage. That's the bottom line. That's pure numbers.
"To get runs, we have to get more runners on. We need more of an on-base percentage from this man.
"It's not really something he's probably looking forward to or has done much in his life. I'm not doing this. I'm writing it down. The numbers dictate.
"What I buy is the bottom line. There's a lot of numbers to judge by.<<
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