1st?

Annnnd Still Bevens takes the cake with a double post on the 1,000th comment!

top.

woohoo

here is what i was typin before we got closed down

994 dont think so...we never have...our hitting coach last year was our "special GM assistant" or somethin like that

Hooray for 1000 posts!

This is the kind of news I like to hear. Hopefully the Rowand talk is just that, talk. We'll see. Rowand might be good, but not 15 million dollars good.

Nice job shutting down the comments at exactly 1000, Jon. That's the kind of split second timing that could translate into could fist base coaching.

Man, what I would give to know the details behind this:

He said there have been some trade conversations as well, adding: "We thought we had a deal the other day with somebody and they got cold feet at the end."

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/7423208

i picture a bunch of guys running out of a bank, jumping in a car and speeding away while shooting guns out the side windows....

thats how i picture the "getaway" from vero

If you've never been to ST in Arizona, you're in for a treat.

Regardless of where Rowand ends up, I'm going to institute a Rowand vs Ethier tracker during the season.

It also seems like they were constantly having happy hours with free booze, so its got that going for it.

My first round interview with one of the senior AE mentors 3 weeks ago kind of conveyed that type of company culture to me.

My initial reaction..."eh". I usually don't like mixing work with pleasure.

By the way, one thing that NedCo is not really known for, so far, is making off-season trades. Was there one that I forgot along the way?

11 - Does this explain your ambivalence about the "dancer"? Do you work at a strip club?

7

That scares me.

But of course, anything Colletti says/does scares me.

12 Baez and Carter for Tiffany and Jackson comes to mind right away.

Colletti also said Manny Mota will return for a 29th season on the staff, and Rob Flippo will come back as bullpen catcher.

this im glad about....well the mota part..not sure about this flippo fella....maybe we can just make him the backup...not like the backup catcher even played last year.

13

No I don't work at a strip club. I actually don't work right now, 18 units this semester is taking too much of my time. My ambivalence stems from intimidation.

2 Awesome accomplishment if I do say so myself. I actually tried to stop the refresh that I hit on accident once I realized the double post would occur.

11 The one thing that was good about Insight for my friend was that they basically payed for all or a big part of her MBA classes (that I believe she used to get another job).

this is encouraging

Meanwhile, Torre said he's had some time to familiarize himself with the Dodgers' roster.

"I don't know if there are any gaping holes," he said. "I don't feel like we have to do any overhaul."

From the last thread: 967 - "The Dodgers won the title in 1988 despite that trade, not because of it."

Hmmm. Well, Pedro was a big stick on team that was, other than Gibson, offensively challenged. But Fernando was hurt, Hillegas was being given up on after 10 starts with generally poor results, and after Orel, the 2 and 3 starters were an otherwise Tomkoesque pitching having a career year (Leary) and a rookie, Tim Belcher. Tudor went 4-3 in nine starts, gave up only 2 runs in each of two of those losses and the Dodgers won his two NDs, and posted an ERA+ of 139 down the stretch.

On the other hand, he came up lame in the WS, wasn't a real factor in the LCS, and the Dodgers won the west by seven games, so maybe they could have afforded to lose all six wins they got in Tudor's starts. Perhaps the Dodgers won neither because, nor despite that trade.

18

Do you have an idea how long she stayed with them before moving on?

I only see 999 comments.

My ambivalence stems from intimidation

You need to ask yourself: what would Burt do?

22 (I only 998 that number up to 999. ;) ) I guess the "comments close" message counts as comment number 1000?

maybe this world series talk is making me depressed, seeing that we have 1 playoff win since then.....

think we got the world "world series curse"?

we are cursed for having won that one....i dunno

-cries-

21 Have you called Gauge yet? It's afternoon now, she might be up.

There were a couple of posts at the end that foiled me. Post #1000 was actually a double post, where I had planned to put the word "top."

26

I'm still debating. I might do the cowardly thing and text her later this evening. I have to go to the rec first (need to get my 2 hours of bball in) then its probably off to casino tonight!

21 26
lemme go look

-goes to bedroom-

she is still sleeping.

10

I look forward to watching that, but I hope it is with Ethier on our team. We can say, "aren't you glad we didn't spend money on him?"

Woo hoo! Now I have the last word at 999.

21 As far as I know she was there after graduating from college in 2002ish. So almost 5 years.

7 - LaRoche, Kershaw, and Broxton for Cabrera?

So when Colletti says middle of the order bat, is he qualifying Rowand as a middle of the order bat?

what do you all think about joe crede?

35 - Rule 13.

34

We'll see. But if you ask me, the career stats say he's another Ethier. Basically Colletti could be fooled into buying a 15 million dollar Andre Ethier.

35 I imagine Joe Crede is a nice guy and decent human being.

Having just invested 20 seconds in studying Rowand's stats, I'd say he's benefited tremendously from park effects, and is obviously coming off a career year.

35 He'll be 30 in April.
Career: .259 .305 .446 92 OPS+
Play LaRoche.

This is my deal to the Marlins. This package will top any other package that will be offered. This package consists of a mlb ready position player who is rated 2nd best at his position, mlb ready late inning type reliever, mlb ready shortstop and pitcher who is within a year away of the majors with high upside.

No team can offer this package. This package consists of prospects rated as most likely the #2-5 in the organization.

Take it or leave it Florida, you're not taking away our Minotaur!

39
You just disqualified yourself from a GM position.

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I didn't see anything in there that scared me. I actually thought it was the most positive media report I've seen this fall.

Roger Lodge on Rome's show about Bonds: this is not a sad day, a sad day is when Blind Date went out of production and the paycheck stopped coming every Thursday.

There is something very true about that statement, on so many levels.

Nate makes me think of Proust. "The charms of the passing woman are generally in direct proportion to the swiftness of her passing."

36 rule 11

The package in 41 allows them to get a GG quality SS and move Hanley to CF where he can roam free and not worry about how crappy of a defensive player he is.

42 Agent, too, I would guess.

28 - dude, you got to call her. No text messaging until after a first date. It would be the subject of a whole scene in Swingers 2.

Rowand is too huge a risk to revert to his 2005-2006 93 and 86 OPS+ level to gamble on him with a long term contract. I pass on him.

45

But...Proust was gay...

41 - LaRoche, Meloan, Hu, and McDonald?

48
Yes, that too. Looks like you're destined for a middle-class career that doesn't pay very well.

Have you thought of planning...?

From Josh:

And finally, to try and soothe the fears of everyone who reads the rumors, while I'm not the GM, I can assure you that everyone here understands the value of our young players and the ridiculous asking prices that are usually out there at the beginning of the offseason. Everything in baseball is a negotiation and the initial requests or numbers are rarely the final ones. Just think about the $350 million that suddenly became $275 this week.

One of the first things Ned said on the call is that one of the difficult things is that our "prospects" aren't really prospects anymore. They're legitimate Major Leaguers and everyone seems to understand that. Any trade that would be made would be made with that in mind.

Have a nice weekend...

50 - I was shocked that it might take $15M to get Rowand. I thought he could be a decent alternative to the massive contract that Hunter would get.

Now I'm putting my support behind Mike Cameron if Ned feels compelled to add a CFer.

i say we secretly sneak food into every area that cabrera hangs out throughout his day and let the angels giants duke it out for him....meanwhile we can run up the price to get him.

52

Now that is a good haul of talent! Marlins...oblige, right now.

28 Gauge, casino. Where will Nate find the luck? And 49 is right on.

53 I was hoping to be the Scott Boras of planning. Whenever we adopt a long-term infrastructure investment program, I get 10%.

One of the first things Ned said on the call is that one of the difficult things is that our "prospects" aren't really prospects anymore. They're legitimate Major Leaguers and everyone seems to understand that. Any trade that would be made would be made with that in mind.

Its so simple...you don't trade them. We have a deep enough farm system where you don't need to dip into your major league roster for trading chips.

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Lousy AICP Code of Ethics...

51, if it bothers you, think of it as Ebbinghausian. Or "involuntary memory". What's strange is that I've been thinking about this idea all day, because last night I was listening to Michael O'domhnaill and my 5 year old was asking me why I looked so funny. And I was trying to explain to him that it was like I was in another place for a bit, and I was thinking of the things that can do that for me, and one is hearing Vin Scully.

60 I agree. But at least Ned thinks of them as major leaguers now.

54 - So he's saying that it'll be Kershaw and LaRoche that get traded for Crede and Contreras. Got it.

Vin makes me laugh..he is slowly losing his mind, and yet he is still by far the best ever

Anybody else here have any thoughts on Lisi's E8 Lattice theory? Maybe we should call Danica?

explain this lattice theory

54 That's one of the more reassuring things I've read in the last 1,000 or so posts.

7 So Ned claimed we had a deal but the other team "got cold feet."

Maybe it was a win for us?

54 68
i would be assured by this but it was said by ned.

66 I only read a bbc article about it. They didn't explain much. They just talked about E8 and how it occurs in nature, but then didnt say how. They seemed mostly concerned with the fact that the dude is a beach bum.

55 Mike Cameron strikes out way too much to be loved by Ned. The correlating low batting average doesn't help either.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071116/lf_nm_life/initials_performance_dc

"Researchers who studied the impact of initials found that baseballs players whose first or last name starts with the letter K, which signifies a strikeout, tended to strike out more often than other players."

I'm sure we wouldn't want Kendall or Koskie anyway.

69 - I'm not so sure. If the other side gets cold feet, there couldn't have been too much on the table.

66 67 - better yet, have Danica explain it.

kent doesnt seem to strikeout too much..although i havent looked at the numbers

73 - That's great news for Kershaw.

I sent Diamond on a quest to find out about the almost trade.

77 why, just means he will strikeout when he bats

36 - Rule 13 includes not using Rule 13 that way.

lol i met a girl named diamond the other night...i think she was a prostitute though...im serious

I only struck out once in high school. Of course, they only gave me four at-bats. Grounded out twice and hit a really sweet single.

way to go noe

These unwritten rules remind me of "How I Met Your Mother" for a very inexplicable reason.

im making a new unwritten rule banning unwritten rules....

79 - It was a joke based on the possibility that the trend would somehow apply differently pitchers. Nevermind.

It's one unwritten rule, and it's actually very written since I've had to mention many, many times here.

By the way, why would Colletti tell the media that another GM got cold feet considering that GM has something he wants and will probably have to work with him in the future? Seems like he gets upset easily.

80 Is that meta-Rule 13?

80 - Duly noted.

73 That seemed to work with one Barry Bonds. But it did not work quite so well with Barry Bonnell.

Can someone ask the magic 8-ball if Bedard was the intended target of this mystery trade?

"Joe and I are very encouraged and confident that this group along with Don Mattingly and Larry Bowa will comprise a tremendous staff," general manager Ned Colletti said on a conference call. "We've got a lot of work ahead of us, especially with the younger players".

Why cant he just say we have alot of work a head of us???

93 Because he's a talker and he likes his stereotypes?

93

It's tough love. You never want the kids to know how much you truly care about them. That way they will keep vying for your affection.

"Predictably the cost is high. It far exceeds the value of one player. We're not talking one or two prospects, but three or four prospects,'' said Colletti, who did not mention Cabrera or even acknowledge talking to the Marlins.

Florida is believed to have asked the Dodgers for four players from a group that includes pitcher Chad Billingsley, pitching prospect Clayton Kershaw, third baseman Andy La Roche, first baseman James Loney and outfielder Matt Kemp.

http://www.palmbeachpost.com/marlins/content/sports/epaper/2007/11/16/1116cabrera.html

93 Again, if taken for what is said, its a fair comment.

If you want to throw gasoline on the kids vs. vet thing, than I guess you have to wonder about it.

But I think it is a fair thing to say.

96 I think the story is going no where unless Florida really lowers their expectations. But now, since they have put their "demands" out there, the best thing for them may be to sign Cabrera for one more year and try to deal him at the deadline.

or just maybe he belives it?

I'd say most of the work needs to be directed at the veterans that got smoked by the young kids' performances.

The young kids just need to be left alone.

93/97 - I think it's become a mantra. I think he perceives this as good PR, to say the young players need a lot of work. It may or may not be true, and it certainly may betray no intention of trading them, but I certainly think he's conscious of the emphasis.

I think Ned thinks saying that the young players need work is the opposite of alienating. I think he almost approaches it as a marketing campaign.

Do people honestly believe that aside from having them play, the younger players could not benefit by more experience and coaching.

And I am not excluding the Kents and Furcals of the world from this comment but I think it is fair to say that younger players can use some instruction, plain and simple.

Unless we are back to the world of no managers and coaches in baseball.

97 I knew you were gonna say that. But it's not me throwing the gasoline, it's him. Considering what happened in the press at the end of the year. He simply should have said, as an orginization we have alot of work to do. Sorry if you feel I am splitting hairs but I belive I am right. It's a subversive feeling created by him when it does not need to be that way.

On Nov 7th the Cardinals offered Scott Rolen for Andy Laroche straight up – Ned Declined
On Nov 8th the Cardinals offered Scott Rolen for Andy Laroche and they would pay 2 Millon per year of Rolen's salary – Ned Declined
On Nov 11th the Cardinals offered Scott Rolen for Andy Laroche and they would pay 5 Millon per year of Rolen's salary – Ned Declined
On Nov 13th the Cardinals offered Scott Rolen for Andy Laroche and they would pay 10 Millon per year of Rolen's salary – Ned Declined
On Nov 14th the Cardinals offered Scott Rolen for Andy Laroche and they would pay all of Rolen's salary – Ned Declined
On Nov 16th the Cardinals offered Scott Rolen for Andy Laroche and they would pay all of Rolen's salary and throw in Jim Edmunds – Ned Declined

Andy LaRoche now has an OPS of 1.299 in 33 plate appearances. Best of all, his back is holding up during this grueling trip. If he can travel to Taipei and his back can handle the load, then I think the marketing department needs to bring in a new van muralist.

All of this is fiction, please don't get goofy over fiction. Well not all is fiction. He does indeed have an OPS of 1.299. And his name is Andy LaRoche. And the scouting dept is indeed slackjawed over his TeamUSA performance. Logan White was seen doing a jig the other night. Well, that is fiction. He was doing a jig but no one saw it.

Everyone needs work. Does Nomar need help in learning how to hit again? Yes. Does Penny need help in maybe getting thru the whole season in top form? Yes. Does Jeff Kent need help running the bases? Yes. Does Matt Kemp need help in the OF? Yes. Does....and it goes on and on. That's all I am saying.

I love how Colletti describes all of the coaches as "hand-picked."

You mean, as opposed to the random-digit dialing method of choosing coaches?

Does that mean Torre and Ned squeezed their heads to see which ones were ripe?

101 I think there is something to that, especially if the Dodgers end up making no moves. That will not play well in the local media as they will see the Torre signing as just cover.

Do I care what Simers and Plaschke think, no and the 3.8 million who somehow get tickets don't mind either but that is how it will be told through the media.

102 - No, no one believes that - and I think that's been made clear. I think it's also clear that the older players could benefit from more coaching and maturation. And I think it's clear that from a personality standpoint, the older players are getting a free ride.

The response people are having to these comments is not out of nowhere, and it's not irrational. No one, short of D4P perhaps, is saying get rid of all the coaches and managers. They're saying be fair.

106
Some baseball coaches are bred in giant agribusiness concerns. Like dairy cattle injected with bovine growth hormone.

109
Maybe we should start buying our coaches from WholeFoods.

108 Actually, a lot of people are saying, "Stop talking, Ned."

Just stop talking. Get to work. You're not saying anything worth anything, so zip it. Stop talking about young players, stop speaking in platitudes about your coaches.

Just stop.