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Happy Birthday, Vin and Ross
2007-11-29 13:33
by Jon Weisman

Yep - once again, the birthdays of Scully and Porter fall on the same day! All my best to both.

I was half Vinny's age on Friday, November 23: 79.98356164 compared to 39.99178082.

Comments (338)
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2007-11-29 13:41:17
1.   trainwreck
Happy Birthday, Vin!

Can't wait to hear you next season.

2007-11-29 13:44:19
2.   Ken Noe
"...in center field, Aaron Rowand, who replaces Juan Pierre, traded in the off season to Texas for an autographed photo of David Clyde...."

Seriously, happy birthday gentlemen. And seriously, Ned can have Rowand if he moves JP.

2007-11-29 13:54:53
3.   Howard Fox
79.98356164 compared to 39.99178082

you really need to get a life...

2007-11-29 13:55:50
4.   Bob Timmermann
you really need to get a life...

In this case, don't you mean a half-life?

2007-11-29 13:56:02
5.   Jon Weisman
3 - Halfway there!
2007-11-29 13:59:51
6.   D4P
What's that thing about how if you're in a room with X number of other people (where X is much less than 364), the probability of someone else sharing your birthday is greater than 0.5?
2007-11-29 14:03:17
7.   Suffering Bruin
Happy Bday, Vin and Ross!
2007-11-29 14:03:50
8.   Jon Weisman
In this job and my last, someone else in my department (of less than 20 people) has had my birthday.
2007-11-29 14:06:27
9.   Ken Arneson
6 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Birthday_paradox

In a group of 23 (or more) randomly chosen people, there is more than 50% probability that some pair of them will have the same birthday. For 57 or more people, the probability is more than 99%.

2007-11-29 14:06:41
10.   Reiichi
6 A class of 23 people will give a 50-50 chance of a birthday match or so.
2007-11-29 14:10:41
11.   D4P
That Birthday Paradox is so counterintuitive. I've never liked it.

In fact, I still don't.

2007-11-29 14:12:33
12.   StolenMonkey86
6- it's 23 people, not counting leap day.

for n people
1-(365!/((365)^(n-1)*((366-n)!))

Use the recursive form if you want to compute that (or calculate it by hand and cancel out 365!/364!=365), because your computer doesn't even want to know what 365! is.

2007-11-29 14:12:36
13.   Marty
3 people on my staff of 13 share the same birthday.
2007-11-29 14:12:48
14.   Cornell Blue Fan
I was in an undergrad class with 40 people and my Professor bet us there would be at least 2 pairs of birthdays...there were 4
2007-11-29 14:13:24
15.   underdog
I've never worked with anyone with a Jan. 1st bday (mine), but a number of years ago I literally knew 3 other people with the same bday. Which was shattering to me because I always felt so unique and special. On the other hand, it was good to have someone to commiserate with about the crummy timing of our bdays.

Anyway... happy bday Vin and Ross! Wish the latter would come back to replace Rick Monday.

2007-11-29 14:13:33
16.   Bubba
79.98356164 compared to 39.99178082. That's a stat Ross would love — and use on the air.
2007-11-29 14:14:52
17.   Xeifrank
6. You need 253 people for the odds of someone sharing the same birthday as YOU. You need 23 people for ANY two people in a room to share the same birthday.
vr, Xei
2007-11-29 14:16:47
18.   StolenMonkey86
was anyone here born on Feb 29?
2007-11-29 14:17:23
19.   bhsportsguy
Phil Jackson agrees to a 2 year extension (aka one year after Kobe can opt out). He gets a modest raise to $11-12 million a year from his $10 million a year salary.

I guess Phil doesn't want Joe Torre to be the most successful coach in L.A. just yet.

2007-11-29 14:19:08
20.   ToyCannon
It has worked most of the time in the 12 years that my wife has tried it in her classrooms where the size has varied from 27 to 35. I'd like to say 10 out of 12 but my memory is as fuzzy as a Georgia peach.
2007-11-29 14:20:23
21.   bhsportsguy
From the last thread, for Trainwreck to cite BRO here (Bruin Report Online) is similar to me citing DT there and will get even less reaction. (Though DodgerThoughts is much more widely known than BRO (also the site that he is getting that information from is the paid side of the website)

I think TW and I often post little notes about what we see on BRO here just to pass the time.

2007-11-29 14:20:56
22.   Sam DC
Don't tell Bob, but I am posting from a train rolling through a place called "Delaware."

Off to the cafe car for some peaches . . .

2007-11-29 14:24:50
23.   For The Turnstiles
Anything past the first three decimal places is meaningless unless you happen to know what time of day Scully was born. (Sorry, but this is kind of a pet peeve of mine.)
2007-11-29 14:27:17
24.   Ken Arneson
15 I would think that Jan 1 would be the rarest birthday (besides Feb 29), because if there's any way to get that baby born on Dec 31, you'll do it to get the extra year of tax writeoffs. I know multiple Dec 31 babies.

Which reminds me of this amusing story:
http://www.wral.com/news/local/story/2011296/

2007-11-29 14:27:32
25.   trainwreck
21
If one person signs up then my work is done.
2007-11-29 14:28:18
26.   wave of mutilation
vinny is 1 day and 60 years older then me.
2007-11-29 14:30:23
27.   bhsportsguy
22 Bob thinks you are commenting from an unincorporated part of the United States. Kind of like pockets of LA County.
2007-11-29 14:30:52
28.   bhsportsguy
25 Just wondering, what is your screen name on BRO.
2007-11-29 14:31:38
29.   bhsportsguy
28 You are not Shipwreckedcrew are you?
2007-11-29 14:31:46
30.   Marty
22 De training at Penn Station?
2007-11-29 14:31:53
31.   wireroom
can't wait to hear another year of Vin pointing out some random hot girl with a baby on her lap.
2007-11-29 14:32:02
32.   Reiichi
My first year in the dorms I was in a triple, and my next door neighbors who were also in a triple had an interesting set of birthdays amongst us. We had pairs of birthdays that were 1 day apart, 1 month apart, and 1 year apart.
2007-11-29 14:32:47
33.   wireroom
I can't wait for the Dodgers to come to their senses and rehire Ross to do play by play on road games for the tv.
2007-11-29 14:34:03
34.   LAbits
23 Outstanding! I wouldn't put it past him to know, however.
2007-11-29 14:34:25
35.   Sam DC
I assume I an commit crimes in this lawless place with no consequences?

The fella sitting across from me has left an awful nice North Face windbreaker on the seat for about ten minutes now while he is off somewhere . . .

2007-11-29 14:35:17
36.   Chuck Churn
I started listening to Vin Scully in 1958-59. He is the best!

On a less pleasant note, USC's coach and several of its players are renewing their call for a playoff system to try and rescue the season they themselves wrecked. Funny thing: when they made the BCS in previous years, they did not see the merit in having playoffs. But now, shoe on other foot.

If they hadn't lost to a club team forced to field its second-string quarterback and hadn't been pushed around by Oregon, they would be playing for the title. Now, they can only whine.

2007-11-29 14:35:20
37.   Jim Hitchcock
Happy Birthday, Vin & Ross!
2007-11-29 14:37:46
38.   bhsportsguy
Hey Nate and folks heading to AZ this spring, this is from the recently returned from vacation, Tony Jackson as his blog is active again.

Why the Dodgers are holding off announcing that they plan to spend the final two weeks of spring training in Phoenix is beyond me.

Add the Colorado Rockies, who are scheduled to host the Dodgers on March 23 at Hi Corbett Field in Tucson, to the growing list of Cactus League clubs that have finalized their spring schedules with the Dodgers listed as one of their opponents.

The Dodgers also have games scheduled with the Chicago White Sox on March 20 and Kansas City on March 26.

But when the Dodgers do finally announce this, just humor them and pretend to be surprised, OK?

2007-11-29 14:37:56
39.   Jon Weisman
23 - I just cut and paste from the spreadsheet I made in 60 seconds time. It wasn't meant to be analyzed quite so much ...
2007-11-29 14:39:22
40.   Marty
It's interesting to read the out and out hatred of USC by some. I'm not upset about it, just find it interesting. I'm starting to understand how Yankees fans feel.

But I still hate Notre Dame.

2007-11-29 14:41:03
41.   Jim Hitchcock
Hey, I wonder if Jon could arrange an Airbus A380 flyover of Dodger Stadium for us DT denizens...
2007-11-29 14:41:41
42.   trainwreck
28
lltrainwreckll
2007-11-29 14:42:30
43.   underdog
24 Yeah, my mom tried, believe me! :-( The doctor came in already kind of tipsy. And then I wasn't even the first baby born in that area so I didn't win any prizes. Sigh.
2007-11-29 14:44:11
44.   Sam DC
Marty - yes, a long weekend in NYC for me and my 7 year old, anchored by a Bar Mitzvah sat pm.

Should be fun.

My mom is out from LA and she plans to take the kid to FAO Schwartz tomorrow to pick a Hanukkah present. That seems pretty hard core to me.

2007-11-29 14:49:49
45.   wave of mutilation
Jayson Stark wrote today that the Rangers have "kicked the tires" on some centerfielders...one of those players was Juan D'Vaughn Pierre.
2007-11-29 14:50:52
46.   Penarol1916
40. I thought that only SEC fans hated USC?
2007-11-29 14:54:35
47.   das411
18 - There's only one that I even know of, and as far as I know he is the only player in the NHL who will be celebrating his 8th birthday this season:

http://tinyurl.com/ypxlo7

41 - Jim, were you there for this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og8PJaYzv44

2007-11-29 15:01:30
48.   Xeifrank
This is the 8, 12 and 16 team college football playoff system I am for.
http://XeiOnSports.blogspot.com/

In the 8 team playoff USC faces Missouri in the first round. In the 12 team playoff USC plays a play in game against Oklahoma with the winner taking on Missouri. In the 16 team playoff they also play Oklahoma in the first round but Missouri has to get by Central Michigan in the first round. In the 12 team playoff Hawaii plays VATech and in the 16 team playoff they face Kansas, they don't make the 8 team playoff. The playoff participants and seedings will change from week to week. I can't stand the Bowl system and it's dozen or so exhibition games.
vr, Xei

2007-11-29 15:01:30
49.   MJW101
#1 Jeff Kent to Tex for anything.

#2 Juan Pierre to CWS for Crede.

#3 Crede, Lowe, Abreu, Hendrickson, Proctor, Elbert, DeWitt, DeJesus and results from #1 to Baltimore for Tejada and Bedard.

Tejada plays 2B, Furcal plays CF, LaRoche plays 3B and Hu plays SS.

Penny/Bedard/Bills/Schmidt/Loaiza-Kuo

2007-11-29 15:01:36
50.   Chuck Churn
Is criticizing USC now considered "hateful" in So-Cal?

Get over it. A team that promotes its greatness, chokes, then demands the equivalent of a "do over" deserves to be criticized.

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2007-11-29 15:05:46
51.   Jim Hitchcock
47 No, das...I used to live about 1/2 mile from where that was shot. LAX bought us out, and we had to vacate the premises 1 1/2 years ago.

Thanks for the link; it was very cool.

2007-11-29 15:08:39
52.   Johnson
32 My first year in the dorms I was in a triple, and my next door neighbors who were also in a triple had an interesting set of birthdays amongst us. We had pairs of birthdays that were 1 day apart, 1 month apart, and 1 year apart.

Sounds like one of those logic problems: Six friends have pairs of birthdays that are one day apart, one month apart, and one year apart. Richard was born in February. Timmy always wears a red baseball cap. Martha cannot be seated next to Jim or Sandra. Who is the driver of the bus?

2007-11-29 15:09:41
53.   Marty
I knew I would be mis-interpreted. I'm all for criticism, I'm ok with hatred for the team. I just said it was interesting being on that side.
2007-11-29 15:11:43
54.   Marty
And if I have to say something like "I knew I would be mis-interpeted" then I obviously didn't wrote the original comment very well.
2007-11-29 15:12:00
55.   Marty
or "write" it. Sheesh
2007-11-29 15:12:23
56.   Andrew Shimmin
"We'll let them work that out between themselves. I don't want to get into the middle of it."

A woman with much to learn about how twins work.

2007-11-29 15:13:44
57.   FirstMohican
I've had someone in class or work share my birth date. Anyone here 10/24?
2007-11-29 15:14:48
58.   FirstMohican
I've never had...
2007-11-29 15:16:57
59.   blue22
57 - Ooh, I'm 10/22. Never had anyone share my birthday, either personal acquaintance or celebrity, until Ichiro hit the scene (who is 2 years older than me).
2007-11-29 15:27:06
60.   Jim Hitchcock
5/26, which makes me exactly 6 months (and a few years) older than our host.
2007-11-29 15:29:52
61.   fordprefect
46
Ever been to UCLA?
2007-11-29 15:30:56
62.   blue22
So Percival's deal with the Rays is 2 years, with $8M guaranteed and could go as high as $10M. And they didn't require him to take a physical. For the Rays, this seems like an odd move. The Yankees, the Giants, the Astros...all teams I could see going this way. But why would the Rays give Percival two years guaranteed?
2007-11-29 15:35:05
63.   KG16
my sister and I share a birthday, two years apart. She is pregnant, the kid is due three days after our shared birthday. Being that this will be my 30th, I am expecting the kid to be born three days early... it's the sort of thing my sister would do.
2007-11-29 15:35:37
64.   still bevens
62 If I told you 'proven veteran leadership' would you believe me?
2007-11-29 15:38:47
65.   Jon Weisman
My wife and my brother's wife have the same birthday, two years apart.

My first son's due date was the same as my niece's birthday, but he came five days early.

My second son's due date is the same as my nephew's birthday.

2007-11-29 15:42:41
66.   Sammy Maudlin
Happy Birthday Vin and Ross! They are the best Dodger announcers ever. Ross is now 1.56746 times older than I.
2007-11-29 15:48:12
67.   Jon Weisman
Oh my goodness:

http://www.sonsofstevegarvey.com/2007/11/unwatchable-mortifying-galling.html

2007-11-29 15:53:40
68.   Marty
67 I just went blind
2007-11-29 15:54:16
69.   KG16
67 - I made it about a minute into that video... there must have been some really good coke during the 80s.
2007-11-29 15:54:53
70.   blue22
67 - Why is virtually every player in that a Dodger? I think I saw: Orel, Welch, Ken Howell, Guerrero...and maybe more?
2007-11-29 15:55:15
71.   Marty
I think I saw Enos Cabell
2007-11-29 15:56:14
72.   LogikReader
KG, I didn't even make it that far. Once I saw the Limo sequence I had to save my brain.
2007-11-29 15:56:53
73.   blue22
71 - Definitely Duncan and Reuss in there. I thought that was Cabell too. Bill Madlock as well?
2007-11-29 15:57:20
74.   Jon Weisman
70 - Because they are. Except for Donna Mills and Michael Warren and Tom Bradley and such, they basically just used Dodgers. Though I think I saw Ozzie Smith in the audience.
2007-11-29 15:57:41
75.   Jacob L
I know its late, but I feel like I can't let the account of The Play from Jon's prior post go entirely unchallenged. The differences in the broadcasts don't really concern me, as I'm not a big Starkey fan. What bothers me is this supposed official waving The Play dead from the grassy knoll. That, and the alleged wide angle photo, showing said official, that appeared in a local paper once sometime between The Play and now.

First of all, until I actually see this picture, rather than hear about it, I'm going to assume it doesn't exist. Don't you think such a picture would be all over the place, given the notoriety and on-going debate on The Play, rather than appearing once in a newspaper, then going about its business? Not to belabor the metaphor, but this photo would be the Zapruder film. So then I'm supposed to believe in a vast conspiracy of Cal fans, the CIA, and anti-Castro Cubans suppressing evidence pertaining to the end of a college football game. I wish Cal football had that kind of power.

Second, as everyone knows, the officials huddled for a good long time after the conclusion of The Play. If one of them had, indeed, whistled (or waved) The Play dead, would he not have offered up that information to his colleagues? Has his silence been bought all these years?

Resume baseball/birthday discussion.

2007-11-29 15:57:56
76.   Joe Pierre
I know I'm a little more than 10 years younger than Vin & Tommy, but I never got Porters age.
2007-11-29 15:58:35
77.   Bob Timmermann
My girlfriend's birthday is January 1.

It's very easy to remember. She says it's a bad day to have a birthday. People celebrate her birthday on New Year's Eve and she really just wants to go to sleep, but she is forced to stay up until midnight.

2007-11-29 15:59:12
78.   blue22
76 - I believe Ross is 69 today.
2007-11-29 16:02:21
79.   Bob Timmermann
75
Actually the official was preemptively throwing a flag on Frank Wycheck.
2007-11-29 16:03:55
80.   Ken Arneson
The only way that video could have been worse is if Tommy Lasorda had been in it.
2007-11-29 16:05:20
81.   Sam DC
I've had several friends over the years with birthday.

I share it with Tom Waits,Johnny Bench, Harry Chapin, and Larry Bird.

Also, on my birthday this year, a certain Undiscovered Territory would, if it existed, celebrate the 220th anniversary of its ratifying the US Constitution - the first state to do so.

2007-11-29 16:06:36
82.   Jon Weisman
75 - Considering all the shenanigans that went on there, anything is possible.

I've actually moved on - despite what Bob would think - but there's objectively no way that the call should have stood. The notion that Cal committed no infraction on the return simply doesn't stand scrutiny. I'm not trying to fight it ... it just is that clear to me.

What's funny is that just last week, just before halftime, Notre Dame had an incredible 99-yard lateral return against Stanford that got nullified by something of a dubious penalty. The penalty occured before the laterals began - the return itself was clean. But no one seemed to notice.

2007-11-29 16:07:33
83.   Kevin Lewis
That was very interesting
2007-11-29 16:08:46
84.   Kevin Lewis
I believe my birthday is now know as "Patriots Day"
2007-11-29 16:08:50
85.   KG16
77 - I can see that being a bit of a bummer. Mine is the day after St Patrick's Day, or National Hangover Day as I like to call it, and I've had a tough time getting people to do stuff.
2007-11-29 16:09:05
86.   Kevin Lewis
known
2007-11-29 16:09:23
87.   das411
59 - Jimmie Foxx shares our bday too!
2007-11-29 16:10:27
88.   Kevin Lewis
sorry, I forgot that * put things in bold
2007-11-29 16:16:35
89.   MikeB
A team that promotes its greatness, chokes, then demands the equivalent of a "do over" deserves to be criticized.

Don't hate us for being great.

And, preferring an equitable playoff system is not a do over - as long as your team is good enough to qualify.

Good luck in the Final Four this year.

2007-11-29 16:18:45
90.   Bob Timmermann
82
So Jon is not like members of the 1972 USA Olympic basketball team and he has not written a portion of his will that prevents his heirs from ever acknowledging that Cal won the 1982 Big Game legitimately.

Although I do think Alexsandr Belov was on the field.

(Even though he died in 1978.)

2007-11-29 16:19:19
91.   Jacob L
82 I don't begrudge anyone their "Garner's knee was down" or "the last lateral went forward" arguments. The first is highly debatable. The second is pretty evident on replay, but its hard to imagine that call being made based on live action/real speed. Those arguments are, at this point, "part of the culture." That said, mystery photo, shmystery photo.

I actually saw the ND return. I don't really remember what the penalty was, but I didn't get the impression it was all that dubious. Refresh my memory. I found the whole thing fairly amusing, in context. I'm sure it was a big thrill for Stanford folks to have that play called back.

2007-11-29 16:20:23
92.   underdog
77 That basically describes most of my Jan. 1 bday "celebrations" as well. Usually either have a party Dec 31, or no party, or a brunch for my hungover friends on the 1st (that's actually worked pretty well - when I can organize it). Otherwise, I just mope around a bit. Sometimes my family organizes a dinner for me a week later - when it's more "convenient." {{mope}}
2007-11-29 16:24:12
93.   Bob Timmermann
92
I hear the exact same things.
2007-11-29 16:24:50
94.   Jim Hitchcock
John C. Reilly as you've never seen him:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/e105aebf92

2007-11-29 16:28:02
95.   underdog
Is that the "Green Team" video with Will Ferrell? It's totally hilarious (and I'm someone with the same green recycle t shirt!) but should warn people it's not quite safe for work...
2007-11-29 16:29:03
96.   wireroom
that was the best thing I have seen all day. i hope the dodgers of this era can make something equally as bizarre. why is this era so uninteresting?
2007-11-29 16:32:40
97.   Jon Weisman
91 - I was pretty relieved it was called back. It was a late hit behind the original line of scrimmage. It might have been a legit penalty, but I'd seen worse.
2007-11-29 16:32:47
98.   blue22
87 - Your birthday is 10/22 too? Nice. The first person I remember seeing with that birthday was ex-Astros speedster Gerald Young, and I've since discovered Jeff Goldblum. I guess mid-to-late January isn't a very sexy time.
2007-11-29 16:42:23
99.   Jim Hitchcock
95 It's the Pepperbees commercial. I'd like to think it's what Dirk Diggler's buddy turned to after his acting career.
2007-11-29 16:43:11
100.   Bob Timmermann
97
For those not scoring at home:

S 1-10 N41 1D-Pritchard, T. pass intercepted by 27-BRUTON at the ND3, 27-BRUTON return 3 yards to the ND6, 9-ZBIKOWSKI for 24 yards to the ND30, 9-ZBIKOWSKI for 14 yards to the ND44, PENALTY ND personal foul (98-LAWS) 15 yards to
the ND29, 1st and 10, ND ball on ND29.

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2007-11-29 16:43:55
101.   wronghanded
67 Thank you for ruining the image of my heroes as a kid, I do not think I would've ever played or been interested in baseball had I seen that as a child. Thank God I was spared until now! Go Orel, it's your birthday LOL!
2007-11-29 16:45:10
102.   underdog
As for that 80s Dodger video, I'm with Rob... "The horror.... the horror..."

Why on earth was that ever made? Why did they enjoy doing it? Why... why God why...?? Still, I laughed out loud. When I wasn't crying.

2007-11-29 16:50:35
103.   Bluebleeder87
31

you guys notice when Vinnie gets the day off the camera guys go crazy picking out hot girls in the stands? It mainly happens on East Coast games.

2007-11-29 16:58:44
104.   Bumsrap
62% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
2007-11-29 16:58:55
105.   Jon Weisman
Two clips from Walk Hard. SPOILERS

http://youtube.com/watch?v=UP5YFr4SkCQ

http://youtube.com/watch?v=57DdviStOFo

2007-11-29 16:59:10
106.   Bluebleeder87
Reading some of the earlier posts, I don't know anybody who shares my birthday. But "famous people" who share my birthday are Stan Javier, (yippie!!) Richard Nixon, (ugh) Joan Baez (I swear I'm not kidding!) & the coolest of them all Jimmy Page were born the same day & month I was.
2007-11-29 16:59:51
107.   Bumsrap
11/06
2007-11-29 17:00:38
108.   trainwreck
You guys should see John C. Reilly as Dr. Steve Brule from Tim and Eric's Awesome Show.

http://tinyurl.com/2wh6jp

I am going to say Not Safe For Work just because they are weird.

2007-11-29 17:05:55
109.   DougS
A happy birthday to the august Vin and not-as-august-but-still-eminently-respectable Ross, and a belated happy birthday to Jon, too! When I hit the 40 mark several years ago, I thought back to some excellent advice that a friend gave me when I turned 30, to wit: Everyone gets older, and you can't do anything about that. But you can stay immature the rest of your life. ;-) A little late for Jon, perhaps, given that he's already a family man, but there is truth to the notion that the mind and soul don't have to age at the same rate as the body.

As for coincidental birthdays, I think I have an ace in my hand. I was born 3 days after my brother's 8th birthday.... which proves, I suppose, that my parents were creatures of habit more than anything else. And the very first friend that I made (or that I can remember making) on my first day of kindergarten was born on the same day as me. Almost 40 years on, we're still good friends.

2007-11-29 17:06:03
110.   trainwreck
The best thing about being born in the 80's is that I never have to live with the shame of living during the 80's.