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Ignorance
2008-01-01 07:34
by Jon Weisman

Okay, I am not opening up the floor on New Year's Day for a Juan Pierre discussion. But how did I miss the fact up to now that he has a no-trade clause, as Ken Gurnick mentions at MLB.com?

Without anyone debating the merits of Pierre on this fine day, who wants to tell me just how oblivious I have been? (Or if Gurnick possibly made a New Year's mistake?)

Update: The Dodgers gave me confirmation that Pierre does not have a no-trade clause. Mystery solved.

Comments (195)
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2008-01-01 07:43:08
1.   Daniel Zappala
Well, no one noticed that before. Maybe he will waive it if he realizes he won't be in CF, and won't even get regular playing time in LF? If he could be assured that he would be traded to a team that needs a CF, wouldn't he do that?

My first and last post this year that metions Pierre.

Happy New Year! Time to start making waffles!

2008-01-01 07:47:35
2.   Jon Weisman
1 - I think he would. But still ... not to drop another bomb, but to think people complained about Drew's out clause.

Not that I want to start that debate again either ... so let's forget I said it.

Boy, a lot of minefields in 2008.

2008-01-01 07:54:44
3.   Bob Timmermann
Let the record show that it is not windy in Pasadena today.

I would hate xeifrank to be mad at me.

2008-01-01 08:08:21
4.   DXMachina
Could Gurnick be wrong about the no-trade clause? Because you'd think someone would've mentioned it before now. Certainly Ned could've used it to answer a lot of Pierre trade speculation questions from reporters after the Jones signing by saying "Pierre has a no-trade clause."
2008-01-01 08:19:35
5.   Jon Weisman
4 - The more no one claims to have seen it before, the more I wonder. It's an odd time for the news to come out for the first time, and even Gurnick, I believe, had suggested recently that Pierre might be traded.

Did he get confused with Jones, whose contract I believe was announced with a no-trade clause?

2008-01-01 08:22:22
6.   D4P
It's not listed on this site.

http://mlbcontracts.blogspot.com/2005/01/los-angeles-dodgers.html

2008-01-01 08:27:25
7.   Humma Kavula
I was wondering if I should make a New Year's resolution not to mention Pierre again. I kinda went overboard last year.

Then I come to the site... and it turns out that U2 was right! Nothing changes on New Year's Day!

A new year... and, let's hope, a new Pierre.

2008-01-01 08:31:26
8.   fanerman
I've never heard of it. Maybe Gurnick is wrong.

7 A new Pierre in a different uniform sounds good to me.

2008-01-01 08:50:43
9.   Jon Weisman
For those keeping score, the Dodger float is about 20 away. It's #50, and they just had the All-Kamehameha float at #29.

Commenters here might be more interested that the Trader Joe's float comes up at #42.

2008-01-01 08:57:13
10.   Bob Timmermann
I guess D4P missed the Joe Montana interview during the Outback Bowl.
2008-01-01 09:02:33
11.   CanuckDodger
Whether Gurnick is correct or not doesn't matter, since only a team interested in making Pierre its everyday CF would accept Pierre in trade, and the Dodgers would have no problem inducing Pierre to waive the no-trade clause, if they even had to. The Dodgers would just tell Pierre that as a Dodger he would only be a bench player.
2008-01-01 09:05:13
12.   D4P
10
I wouldn't say I missed it, Bob...

http://tinyurl.com/3ybqaa

2008-01-01 09:23:14
13.   fordprefect
There went the Dodger float;
my wife wanted to know "who's on it?" and I reflexively thought Cey & Garvey but didn't look and no Tivo, so ....anyone notice?
-fp
2008-01-01 09:29:34
14.   fanerman
The parade is over already? It always seemed longer when I was a kid.
2008-01-01 09:34:48
15.   fordprefect
14
Still on unless this is some time-shifting on the part of HGTV.
-fp
2008-01-01 09:56:50
16.   old dodger fan
6 It is not listed on that site but it does list no-trade provisions for several other players.
2008-01-01 10:21:21
17.   Daniel Zappala
I saw it on TV. They mentioned Garvey, Fernando, Vin Scully, possibly Karros, and of course they interviewed Tommy.
2008-01-01 10:25:39
18.   Marty
Tommy didn't look comfortable on the float.

No B1 this year. That's always been the highlight for me because it would circle over my house before the parade started.

2008-01-01 10:28:39
19.   scareduck
The guy on top of the float looks like Dallas McPherson.

I would like to know why the float has #50 batting. Eric Stults was used mostly as a reliever and had a grand total of 12 AB this year:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/s/stulter01.shtml

2008-01-01 10:31:52
20.   Bob Timmermann
It's the Dodgers 50th year in L.A.
2008-01-01 10:32:28
21.   Bob Timmermann
Or to be precise, it's the Dodgers 50th anniversary season. They've played 50 years in L.A. already.
2008-01-01 10:40:30
22.   Andrew Shimmin
MLB4U doesn't have the no-trade clause, either. It'd be nice if Gurnick got it wrong, but it doesn't seem outside the realm of possibility that no reporter had bothered to ask about it, before.

I'm not willing to get excited about it until there's any reason to believe it matters. I still assume Colletti likes Pierre.

2008-01-01 11:04:21
23.   Izzy
Not to make things worse, but doesn't he have something in his contract about getting to play every game too, sort of like a "no benching" clause? Probably tied to his chase of "iron man" record. I can't imagine a GM giving a contract with both clauses though. That would be unthinkable.
2008-01-01 11:10:32
24.   Bob Timmermann
A "no benching" clause in a contract would likely not be enforceable.
2008-01-01 11:19:50
25.   Bob Timmermann
And I think a "no benching" clause would be unenforceable because such a clause would:
1) potentially affect the salaries or future salaries of other players
2) affect the playing conditions of a game.
3) completely destroy the roles of labor and management in the game.

If a player could have a "no benching" clause, what would then prevent a player from ever being fined or disciplined in any way?

2008-01-01 11:21:13
26.   Jon Weisman
23 - No, he does not.

People somehow drew that conclusion when he said "it's in my contract to play 162 games." It was just a figure of speech.

2008-01-01 11:22:19
27.   willhite
23 - I'd be happy to provide a chair if they can't put him on the bench.

On another topic - mlbtraderumors.com has an interesting link to a wikipedia entry on a 21 year old pitcher now throwing for the Nippon Ham Fighters. Apparently he's the new Japanese pitching hero, since most of their others have come over here. Half Japanese, half Iranian which is already very interesting.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yu_Darvish

2008-01-01 11:22:35
28.   Jon Weisman
Off the top of my head, people I saw on the float: Penny, Loney, Kuo, Karros, Parker, Ann Meyers, Jamie Jarrin, Vinny, Nancy Bea, Tommy Lasorda, and I think Nomar.
2008-01-01 11:25:28
29.   Bob Timmermann
27
I doubt Darvish will be coming stateside for a while.

To get Darvish to come to the US before he is eligible to be posted, some team would have to fork over hundreds of million of dollars to the Nippon Ham people.

2008-01-01 11:28:52
30.   willhite
29 -

No telling what the Yanks or Red Sox might do with the money they set aside for Santana if they don't get him, although Darvish has apparently announced he has no desire to come over here anytime in the immediate future

2008-01-01 11:40:05
31.   Bob Timmermann
Nippon Ham could not receive enough money from the Yankees and Red Sox that would offset the cost of them losing one of the best pitchers in the country and making their fans think they are the Florida Marlins of Japan.

Darvish is really young and I wouldn't be convinced he would be an instant success in the U.S. He would be good, but I can't imagine he would start out any better than Matsuzaka.

2008-01-01 11:45:10
32.   willhite
31 - We're getting so many of the Japanese stars over here now that I wonder how long it will be until MLB decides to put a team or teams in Japan? Logistically it might be a huge headache, but I still wonder.

I guess by most standards, Japanese ball is no better than AAA, but I wonder what the average Japanese fan feels about the U.S. grabbing so many of their good players. Maybe they think of it as an honor, or maybe it really ticks them off.

2008-01-01 11:51:08
33.   Slipstream
32-When Matsui first came over here, the nightly Japanese sports news would start off with updates on Ichiro and Matsui. Then, in a slightly melancholic tone, the announcer would say, "Now let's turn to Japanese professional baseball. . ."
2008-01-01 11:51:16
34.   tjshere
Anyone besides me watch the entire Blue Years Eve marathon on Fox Prime Ticket yesterday?

Happy New Year, all. And thanks, Jon, for another terrific year of postings.

2008-01-01 12:02:46
35.   Bob Timmermann
32
I've read that the most logical thing for MLB to do is to just buy NPB. There might be cultural barriers to this, but it makes sense. It would stabilize player defections and also MLB would be able to help market the game better in Japan.

As bad as you might think MLB's marketing is, NPB's is a thousand times worse.

2008-01-01 12:12:44
36.   Joe Pierre
It seems like more than a few on ITD, including myself just learned from Gurnick that Pierre has a no trade clause. You are definately not alone. This doesn't look good for Ethier. Happy New Year BTW.
2008-01-01 12:13:06
37.   Andrew Shimmin
A thousand times worse than MLB? Hmm. Free squid slushy showers for the first 1,000 ticket holders? Drawings for forced castration?
2008-01-01 12:13:29
38.   silverwidow
Gurnick's opening day lineup:

Rafael Furcal, SS
Russell Martin, C
Matt Kemp, RF
Andruw Jones, CF
Jeff Kent, 2B
James Loney, 1B
Andy LaRoche, 3B (this must've been hard for Ken to write)
Juan Pierre, LF
Brad Penny, P

2008-01-01 12:16:25
39.   willhite
34 -

Only had time to watch the one on Gibson's homer but I think I could watch that one every day. Every time I watch it, I'm reminded of why I love baseball so much and it somehow lets me forget about all the steroid stuff.

2008-01-01 12:19:48
40.   Bluebleeder87
34

I missed it, hopefully they have a re-peat later on today.

2008-01-01 12:23:02
41.   D4P
Not that he should bat anywhere else in the lineup, but Pierre batting 8th just doesn't make any sense. He's not gonna sacrifice with the pitcher behind him, so that "part of his game" is taken away. But if he can't bunt with runners on base, he's just gonna vulturize even more than he did last year.

It would make more sense to bat him 9th (if he's gonna be in the lineup), with the pitcher batting 8th. That way, the pitcher could bunt guys off of first, and Pierre could move runners up with grounders, rather than forcing them out at 2nd with bunts and grounders.

2008-01-01 12:28:30
42.   willhite
41 -
Agreed. 9th would be better than 8th but could Ned actually handle having his 45 mil signing batting behind the pitcher? Of course, if Torre wanted to put him there, I doubt there would be an argument. I'm not sure Grady could have gotten away with that.

It might also give Furcal more fastballs to look at which could also be an advantage.

2008-01-01 12:36:50
43.   Bob Timmermann
Channel 5 shows the Rose Parade over and over again today until the news comes on at 10.
2008-01-01 12:52:16
44.   Bluebleeder87
34

I just checked & unfortunately it won't air again.

2008-01-01 13:11:27
45.   LAT
I was snookered by my own kids. Turns out Hawaiian New Year's was at 2:00PST, not 3:00PST. We were doing the hula at 1:00am Hawaii time and the kids knew it the whole time.
2008-01-01 13:18:52
46.   Linkmeister
45 LAT, if you did a hula at midnight (or even 1:00am) HST, you were probably the only one. Out here we tend to blow stuff up at midnight, with all that entails for respiratory-disease sufferers and family pets.

Can you tell I'm not enamored of this "tradition?" My sedated dog is still asleep and uncomfortable.

Hauoli Makahiki Hou, everyone!

2008-01-01 13:19:14
47.   bhsportsguy
45 I thought that was the case, I figured they counted on you not checking the difference.
2008-01-01 13:19:58
48.   Ken Noe
38 Not to mention that Colletti will probably look for bullpen help instead of a third baseman.

I can find nothing about JP being no-trade.

2008-01-01 13:21:28
49.   LAT
Yesterday's Daily Racing Forum listed the Dodgers at 10-1 to win the NL. 10-1. They may not be the favorite but 10-1. For three quarters of the season they had one of the best records in baseball. That was with JP in CF. No Schmidt or Wolf and Nomar blocking Loney for half the year. This year Loney, Kemp play enitre year. Jones in CF and arguable pitching upgrades. I'll be taking that 10-1.
2008-01-01 13:28:08
50.   LAT
46. Its better than shooting guns in the air. But I would not be crazy about that tradition either. Especially having two dogs.
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2008-01-01 13:32:17
51.   LAT
From Gurnick's latest:
Colletti essentially repaired what went wrong last offseason. Jones is an upgrade in center field from either J.D. Drew or Juan Pierre

Huh? Drew wasn't on the team last year and didn't play CF.

2008-01-01 13:32:17
52.   Robert Fiore
No trade clause? Man, that is a deal that just gets dumber.
2008-01-01 13:32:22
53.   Disabled List
49 Sportsbetting.com, a website I use strictly for informational purposes, has the odds for the NL pennant a little different:

Arizona Diamondbacks 11 - 1
Atlanta Braves 11 - 1
Chicago Cubs 4 - 1
Cincinnati Reds 17 - 1
Colorado Rockies 9 - 1
Florida Marlins 75 - 1
Houston Astros 25 - 1
Los Angeles Dodgers 7 - 1
Milwaukee Brewers 11 - 1
New York Mets 5 - 1
Philadelphia Phillies 5 - 1
Pittsburgh Pirates 75 - 1
San Diego Padres 7 - 1
San Francisco Giants 40 - 1
St Louis Cardinals 11 - 1
Washington Nationals 75 - 1

The Cubs are actually the favorite. I think the odds for the NL West teams are a little long simply because the NL West is gonna be really tough this year. Incidentally, the Dodgers are 20-1 to win the World Series.

2008-01-01 13:40:52
54.   LAT
Also from Gurnick:
Of course, Torre's job has already been made much easier than that facing predecessor Grady Little because most of the sour veterans have already been cut loose through the departures of 13 free agents.

I guess the sourness was all Gonzo. Kent, Nomar and Lowe were as happy go lucky as ever.

2008-01-01 13:49:49
55.   Bumsrap
Gurnick's article was the first time I read anything about a no trade clause. If Pierre agrees to be traded he no doubt will list the teams he will agree to accept a trade. He might want money to wave that clause. But with all that charactor in him, a trade should not be a problem. And, he might make a great fourth outfielder/lefty pinch hitter.

If the Dodgers keep him as a pinch hitter, pinch runner, extra outfielder, he serves as a reminder to McCourt that many times it is better to not do something than to act in haste.

2008-01-01 13:49:50
56.   genem
Anyone elses wife notice the "package" on the dodger batter on the float being "rather large"
2008-01-01 13:50:10
57.   LAT
Mets and Phillies at 5-1. Are they kidding. The Mets have done nothing except go backwards. The rotation is worse. They are likely to get far less offense from their new catcher. And they are comming off career lows for Delgado and Reyes. (Although the same could be said for A. Jones)
2008-01-01 13:53:10
58.   Bumsrap
56 - Maybe some of those popcorn kernals used on the float popped.
2008-01-01 13:55:50
59.   Disabled List
The Mets and Phillies have an easier path to the playoffs than any of the NL West teams. I think the Dodgers, Padres and D-backs are all better teams, but that's not how these odds are calculated, strictly speaking.

Were I betting man, I might think the Diamondbacks are a value bet at 11-1.

2008-01-01 14:44:23
60.   Dodgers49
51. From Gurnick's latest:
Colletti essentially repaired what went wrong last offseason. Jones is an upgrade in center field from either J.D. Drew or Juan Pierre

Huh? Drew wasn't on the team last year and didn't play CF.

I think he's referring to the fact that Colletti was planning on Drew moving to CF to replace Lofton when J.D. "surprised" him by opting out and then Ned grabbed Pierre.

2008-01-01 14:51:21
61.   immouch
right now, trading pierre is a pipe dream. i don't think there's a huge market for him. and now that we've signed Jones we'd be selling pretty low. but starting the season with Pierre as a bench player could give the dodgers a very solid chip at the trade deadline.... meanwhile, off point, i was about to write something about how Illinois wouldn't win 6 games in the Pac 10. but then the guy just ran back an interception 30 yards or so... i still think 'SC plays tougher teams every other week...
2008-01-01 14:56:58
62.   immouch
i love the furious nod after the big screw up. the illinois kicker missed a 25 yd. field goal and started nodding like some kind of bobblehead dude. "yup, i screwed up... sure did." ... about a billion humans just saw the guy shank the kick. don't know that we needed the nod to fill in the gaps...
2008-01-01 15:05:31
63.   Gen3Blue
How on earth do the Ham Fighters( oops, Bob) ,I mean Fighters find these fascinating young pitchers. Even allowing for Wikapedia's possible inaccuracies, a Japanese/Iranian 21 year old who is gay, has a pregnant actress girl friend(Saiko), and was suspended for underage smoking/whoring years ago is pretty exotic.
2008-01-01 15:08:26
64.   Indiana Jon
61 You can't be serious. UCLA nearly won 6 games in the Pac-10. A game between the Big Ten's best team and the Pac 10's number two wouldn't be nearly this close. In the meantime, Michigan, who ties with Illinois in the Big Ten, just finished beating Florida, who is a better team than USC.
2008-01-01 15:16:08
65.   immouch
so do we have consensus on pierre's stinking contract? by mentioning him, by the way, i'm violating about nine of my new years resolutions.
2008-01-01 15:23:58
66.   Eric Enders
I'm in favor of keeping Pierre because if we trade him we won't have any more players named after state capitals. Not unless Austin Gallagher moves through the system quickly.
2008-01-01 15:26:53
67.   Indiana Jon
66 I'm in favor of trading Pierre for Joaquin Phoenix
2008-01-01 15:30:04
68.   Kingmans Performance
56 Just who was supposed to be represented by that player anyway?

Willie Davis? Manny Mota? Davey Lopes?

my first impression was that the LA Dodger caricature on the float resembled someone mentioned in the MR...

(cue the Dragnet music here: http://tinyurl.com/29nvxs)

2008-01-01 15:33:38
69.   immouch
56
i thought that was a feature related to my trial with high-def...
2008-01-01 15:35:09
70.   twerp
Hope this hasn't been mentioned here...

Speaking of ignorance--make that arrogance--here's a link to an item on Boras' ego taking a hit from the A-Rod/Yankees fiasco. It should help get everyone's New Year off to a good start, since Boras is so universally loved and admired here....

Excerpt: "A-Rod might not be the most popular guy in the game, but don't think he didn't do some serious damage to Boras' image. He basically called the guy a lying weasel on national TV. Nobody in the business is shedding any tears for Boras, believe me, but he took a serious hit."

Item also says Boras has tried to call A-Rod. But A-Rod won't take the calls.

http://tinyurl.com/yvxasn

2008-01-01 15:37:20
71.   berkowit28
67 Never having heard of this person - sorry - I checked him up in wiki'a wondering if he were a minor league prospect or something. Now I know. Apparently the name he was born with was Joaquin Rafael Bottom. Doesn't sound so good. Nor does Leaf Bottom, which he apparently just escaped calling himself for a time. He might get a part starring in Paramus and Thisbe, though, with that name.
2008-01-01 15:39:39
72.   Eric Enders
I'll hedge my statment by saying that Reggie Jefferson, Rollie Fingers, Oscar Charleston, Reggie Jackson, Mike Lansing, Rick Springfield, and Bob Denver would all be preferable to Pierre. As would our former GM, St. Paul.
2008-01-01 15:53:44
73.   ET90210
Pierre didn't even make the "All-Overpaid Team" on www.mlbfleecefactor.com. He can't be that bad! haha I kid, he is!

There is a funny article about homerism. I am a sucker for pictures of Homer I think.

http://mlbfleecefactor.com/2008/01/01/introducing-the-homer-award/

2008-01-01 16:00:58
74.   regfairfield
73 To be fair to Juan, that list is pretty terrible. There are enough players that are horrible making real money that people that actually contribute shouldn't be on the list.
2008-01-01 16:15:41
75.   Andrew Shimmin
I've created an attack ad about regfairfield's softness on the Pierre Situation, but I don't have enough money to buy air time for it. I'm hoping the national media will pick it up, anyway, and show it for free.

Actually, how much does movie theater advertising cost? If the National Guard can run that fifteen (or whatever) minute music video before every movie in the country, I could maybe pop for a screen or two. Preferably somewhere near when Reg (or, better, his parents) live. "You're not really a Pierre-lover are you, honey? There was this ad at the movie theater, but I can't believe it's true. I thought we'd raised you better than that... (in the backround: You're killing your mother, son; I hope you're proud of yourself!)"

2008-01-01 16:26:46
76.   Johnson
66 etc.
A Baseball-Reference search comes up with six current major leaguers who fit the state capital name criterion:

Juan Pierre
Austin Kearns
Conor Jackson
Edwin Jackson
Pierre-Luc "Pete" LaForest
Richmond "Richie" Sexson

It also finds 31 current minor leaguers:
Lincoln - 1
Pierre - 1
Richmond - 1
Sacramento - 1
Salem - 1
Carson - 3 (kind of cheating, as I didn't cut any slack for just "Paul" -- no current Jeffersons, though)
Austin - 11
Jackson - 13

The list adds up to 32 because Austin Jackson, currently in AAA for the Yankees, is pulling double duty.

2008-01-01 16:33:07
77.   bigcpa
75 I priced it out once. If you stay regional within one chain it's pretty reasonable. Around $1,500/month for a single slide in the rotation. We should take a collection for a "Trade Pierre" slide and schedule a DT day at the movies. It could become the new Rocky Horror phenomenon.
2008-01-01 16:33:10
78.   Jon Weisman
Okay, I got word back from the Dodgers that the part in Gurnick's story about Pierre having a no-trade clause was a mistake.
2008-01-01 16:35:57
79.   regfairfield
75 I meant that he deserved to be on the list before Drew and Rowand, at the very least. I'd say the outfield should be Pierre, Matthews, and either Wells or Damon.
2008-01-01 16:37:23
80.   Andrew Shimmin
79- Flipflopper!
2008-01-01 16:37:29
81.   willhite
78 -
Someone answered you on New Year's Day?
2008-01-01 16:38:00
82.   Jon Weisman
75 - I had a summer internship at KABC-TV in 1986. At one point, I was logging all the commercials and the dollars paid for them. Middle of the night was well under $50 a pop and I often wondered if I should just get some friends together to just buy some air time for no reason.

That was also my summer of gophering for AM Los Angeles with Steve Edwards and Christina Ferrare ... and making a diving catch in the outfield in a weekend softball game next to Mark Coogan.

2008-01-01 16:38:38
83.   Jon Weisman
81 - Yep.
2008-01-01 16:40:38
84.   Eric Enders
"I often wondered if I should just get some friends together to just buy some air time for no reason."

What if there was a good reason? Although I guess the tagline "this message brought to you by the Society for the Prevention of Juan Pierre" would be a tad tasteless.

2008-01-01 16:42:18
85.   Lexinthedena
Anyone else heard that Cowheard soundbite dissing the Dodgers?....says that Brad Penny is past his prime...

I have lost my patience or Cowheard.....he is horrible...

2008-01-01 16:43:35
86.   willhite
83 -

I assume you heard from Ned directly. He got a panic attack when he saw Gurnick's article and was just checking the contract when you dropped him an email.

2008-01-01 16:43:45
87.   Eric Enders
One thing I learned when I went to South Dakota is that the pronunciation of the state capital is like the juror, and unlike the outfielder.
2008-01-01 16:44:01
88.   Bluebleeder87
And they are comming off career lows for Delgado and Reyes. (Although the same could be said for A. Jones)

I'm expecting a nice bounce back year from both of them:

Andruw Jones [http://tinyurl.com/5bja8]

Jose Reyes [http://tinyurl.com/yrvmmm]

You know what though, Jose Reyes ob% isn't eye catching but I guess it's good enough.

2008-01-01 16:49:52
89.   Andrew Shimmin
Society for the Promotion of Cruelty to Juan Pierre has a little more zip, I think.
2008-01-01 16:56:32
90.   berkowit28
75 77 How about an ad on the screen at Dodger Stadium, for DT day? Ah, I guess they must vet them for content (?).
2008-01-01 16:57:01
91.   Eric Enders
Hey, I have nothing against the little fellow. I don't want to see harm befall him. He's like a stray cat -- I wish him the best, I just want him out of my house.
2008-01-01 16:59:43
92.   berkowit28
87 Juror?
2008-01-01 17:03:44
93.   Eric Enders
Peer.
2008-01-01 17:03:55
94.   Sam DC
92 In $64,000 parlance, the clue would be "You are supposed to get a jury made up of your these."
2008-01-01 17:05:58
95.   Sam DC
94 "$64,000 Pyramid parlance"
2008-01-01 17:06:25
96.   Lexinthedena
94- "In the parlance of our times"
2008-01-01 17:07:12
97.   berkowit28
93 Ah, OK. Homonym for the disappointed bridge.
2008-01-01 17:09:27
98.   Eric Enders
My other clue for that word would have been "Bill Walker."
http://tinyurl.com/27u8u8
2008-01-01 17:11:41
99.   Andrew Shimmin
90- Was it the Cubs who got sued for running an in-game ad congratulating a teenager on acquiring an STD? Or something. I remember the story, but not the details. Anyway, I bet they screen them better, now.

I like that it seems necessary to publicly affirm that one wishes Pierre no harm. That it's the hallmark of the Pierre moderate.

2008-01-01 17:15:20
100.   Johnson
95 Wouldn't that be "$64,000 Pierre-amid"?
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2008-01-01 17:17:17
101.   Eric Enders
99 That was the Cardinals. The girl's mother filed a suit seeking what seemed to me to be a ridiculously low amount, but I'm not sure if the Cardinals settled it or what.
2008-01-01 17:19:57