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The Dodgers would gain an estimated three victories in 2008 by starting Andre Ethier and Andy LaRoche over Juan Pierre and Nomar Garciaparra, according to statistical research by David Pinto at Baseball Musings. (Baseball Toaster impresario Ken Arneson and contributor Ryan Armbrust helped build the method.)
Hey this is fun! Let's keep this going.
Should I go for the G.A. ticket or just buy the 3-game mini plan for the reserved seat and stubhub the other two games? Much as I'd love to go to the other games I can't take the whole week off.
I have found that there are alway scalpers waiting as you enter the gate with tickets for really good seats. You might pay $5 or so above face value, if you wait until a half hour before game time.
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What's that sound?
Everybody looks what's going down.
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Vindication!
I'm just going to go ahead and count that as two Super Bowl victories for my team from here on.
Me too. I still don't understand how having the cheaters paying a fine to the NFL compensates the cheatees for the cheating.
How much money would New England have to send you to make you feel compensated?
Exactly! Paying a fine (no matter how much, or to whom) doesn't make up for the offense. The only fair thing to do is to strip New England of its titles and distribute them to their rightful owners.
Course, you can't expect the NFL to do anything because they have no incentive. Their job is to make money, not to be fair or just.
They still should have won, but Martz blew it.
The Genius Bar guys better figure this out tomorrow.
Are you supposed to tip those Genius Bartenders? Do people hook up at the Genius Bar?
Ronnie Harmon certainly fumbled a lot that day for a guy who never did it all season and wouldn't do it much in the NFL.
My girlfriend likes the Genius Bar guys. She thinks they're really geniuses.
She doesn't know much about computers. They tend to be a bit on the scruffy side though.
Absolutely. Martz is a moron.
So, did you find out what's wrong with the computer?
I believe the heads that read the hard drive on the old computer got out of alignment. I could get it fixed for a big price.
There is a problem with getting rid of the computer because the hard drive could be taken by a guy up to no good and he could steal my identity and sell my worldly possessions to a Nigerian prince.
Remember that the Dodgers allowed season ticket holders to buy 16 tickets. That's pretty much an invitation to having all the tickets on the secondary market.
I bought 3 tickets from StubHub and the price wasn't outlandish. Depending upon your level of outlandishness.
That could work for me, because the Nigerian Prince could then offer me your worldly possessions in exchange for helping get his wealth, beautiful (did I mention, virgin?) sister out of captivity in Nigeria.
Can't you just keep the old computer, or have the hard drive erased?
The old computer will be a bit of an albatross. Eventually, I will have to take it to a place that recycles computers and watch them erase the hard drive.
Fortunately in the Pasadena area, there are a lot of places that handle such stuff. Those Caltech nerds go through laptops like TP.
I'm biased against the Patriots because I think they cheat, not vice versa.
Jon, would it be alright to post an offer for Vero Beach tickets here? I've got extras.
I'm not sure if it's kosher or not.
Buying Low: Minor Leaguer Takes Stock of Himself
http://tinyurl.com/37tt7w
Or he's off doing parental type things.
Why you used two sentences instead of one.
It's the 328th renewal of the Basketball Civil War.
The Beavers lead 180-147.
I did not know that. Now I feel kinda special.
The first time I ever held the hand of my first ever girlfriend was at a Basketball Civil War in 1987. The Beavers were way ahead, before the Ducks had a miraculous comeback to win.
To be accurate, Oregon and OSU have the most games in Division I. I guess there is some lower level pair that has played more.
But for many years, the Ducks and Beavers would play three times a year. There would play a tournament involving a bunch of Northwest schools and the final was often OSU versus Oregon.
This was back in the day when Oregon State was pretty good. I don't see why they can't be good again. If Washington State can be good and Oregon State can be good in football, it can't be that hard to get one or two good guys to go to Corvallis. There's got to be another Charlie Sitton out there.
Or AC Green. Or Gary Payton.
They almost let Taylor Rochestie give them the Tyus Edney treatment.
Meanwhile, I will be hosting a live blogging (chat of sorts) tomorrow during the Super Bowl if anyone's interested, swing on by! Both the game and the ads will be discussed. It's a test run for when I will be doing a live blog of the Oscars (assuming there is a ceremony this year). So help me practice and work out the kinks and snark on the game at the same time.
http://underdog.typepad.com/wandering_outloud_/live-super-bowl-and-super.html
While I'm a very minor fan of movies compared to many at this site, this is a chance to say that my opinion of Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day" has improved over the years to an impressive place.
I'm guessing McKie gets to keep the $$ as contracts are guaranteed at this point in the season.
But I'm not sure what Philly gets out of this, other than letting McKie rake in a cool $750,000.
When Bynum returns, Lakers will have tallest front court in the NBA: 7/1, 7/0, 6/11.
If you divided the Pac-10 into classes, who would win?
Freshman Team:
O.J. Mayo
Davon Jefferson
Kevin Love
Jerryd Bayless
James Harden
Sophomore Team:
Buzz-Cut Lopez
Bouncy-Hair Lopez
Ryan Anderson
Chase Budinger
Taj Gibson
Jordan Hill
Aron Baynes
Tajuan Porter
Russell Westbrook
Junior Team:
Darren Collison
Josh Shipp
Luc Richard
Jeff Pendergraph
Taylor Rochestie
Jon Brockman
Senior Team:
Kyle Weaver
Derrick Low
Robbie Cowgill
Malik Hairston
Maarty Leunen
Bryce Taylor
Nothing quite as a beautiful as a well-executed weave.
I guess you probably hate the shot clock, the dunk shot, and the three-point line.
And they should increase the foul limit to 6.
I do like that Freshman class. I think I'd go with them. OJ and Harden getting outlets from Love.
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That doesn't sound like they had to pay "Philly" anything. McKie resigned (real word "resigned", no hyphen) as 76ers coach yesterday. What the 76ers got out of it is that they're no longer paying him a coaching salary, that's all.
>> The Coliseum was known for its unique dimensions, as the left-field foul pole was only 251 feet from home plate. Compensating for that was a screen in left field that stood 42 feet high.
Left field will be even closer to home in the upcoming exhibition, somewhere in the vicinity of 200 feet. <<
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And that's your Odalis Perez Update.
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Martin, Loney, Abreu, LaRoche, Hu, Ethier, Jones, Kemp.
My question is, which of those players is most likely to not be in the starting lineup for 2009?
I am in a green sweater.
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And that's all I can say!
Just when I thought I was out, you pull me back in again.
Is it Thursday yet?
So, as I am standing, I'm thinking why is Shawn Green at a UCLA game, I ask my friend, does that guy look like Shawn Green, he thinks so and he starts asking other people around us.
Anyway, I reach the front of the line and order my drink and I finally hear this guy's voice and it sounds like Green. So now, I'm thinking, look, he's just here to watch the game so I won't bother him but then I think, why not just say something cool and let him know that I recognized him.
So I turn to him and say "Shawn." He acknowledges its him and then I just say I was fan of his when he was a Dodger and said thanks for all his hard work and play. He replied, that he appreciated the kind words and then he went back to get his food.
I saw Greg Brock at the game and told him, darn it, I should have gotten Green's autograph for LAT's daughter.
BTW - Not that this means anything but in person, Shawn Green looks in shape and all that but he is not that big a guy.
For What It's Worth!!!
SB, I usually sit in the 300s and GB and I will be at the Oregon game so if you want tomeet up, just let me know.
You made my daughter's night. Even though she was jealous you got to meet him she loves hearing stories about him being a class act. As for the autograph, thanks for the thought but she has her fair share. I think there was a time he wondered if he needed a restraining order. I wish you had asked him if he would be playing this year and if so, where.
What "hook-ups" do you have that allows you to get these episodes early? Is it through Variety?
>>Rather than negotiate an extension to Santana's old contract, which would have paid him $13.25 million for 2008, they decided to draw up a new contract. <<
## The Mets could wind up paying Santana as much as $157 million if the $25 million option for 2014 is exercised or vested. ##
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My impression is that he's something like 6'4", 200 lbs or so.
Bob answered this question in general terms in 103 . Here is a link that gives some insight into the 1993 renovation which is probably the main reason for the current problem in left field.
>> Prior to the 1993 football season, the Coliseum underwent a $15 million renovation. The Coliseum's floor was lowered 11 feet and the running track was removed to create a more intimate stadium. Fourteen new rows of seats (approximately 8,000 seats) were added down low, bringing fans closer to the playing field <<
http://tinyurl.com/2tjzof
"Takashi Saito has a very unique fastball. When batters swing at an average fastball, they miss 13% of the time, but with Saito's fastball, they miss 42% of the time."
http://baseballanalysts.com/
(Second post down, as of the moment).
Is Longoria untouchable? If the Rays were to obtain some combination of Ethier, Young, LaRouche, Bell, DeJesus, MacDonald, Kuo for Longoria, might they trade Crawford for a Homer Bailey type pitcher?
Far, far fewer people believe that the song is about the Sunset Riots.
In fact, it is about LaRoche and Ethier starting over Garciaparra and Pierre. True.
http://mlbfleecefactor.com/2008/02/03/d-backs-rumors-haren-tracy-t-clark/
Yes. He will be the Rays' face of the franchise and best player soon.
Huh?
They never did say what was the specifics of the joke that he told in public that got him fired. He must have violated one of Gerald Ford's 12 "thank you for not..." guidelines.
He's on his second 10-day contract. He was picked up after Ariza got hurt I believe.
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Yay, I get to play soccer in the freezing rain this morning! Huzzah! Why is it scheduled to be sunny on Monday and crummy on the weekend? Who's the planner up there! I demand answers.
One of the teams is up by 22 points.
TV channels don't like having some of their premier programming get slaughtered by the Super Bowl.
There is an episode of "The Wire" on HBO tonight, but HBO tends not to concern itself with such trivialities.
I know. New England ruins everything. Cheaters.
I saw it, and restrained myself from commenting further on said franchise or your neighbor's car.
www.melnickandgrecofantasysports.com/DODGERS-2008-FANTASY-PREVIEW.html
And the Rams now have two Super Bowl wins!
Maybe they'll come back. Georgia's dead. Would you let them back in to your heart?
Ding dong...
I also think Kuroda will strikeout more than you think, pitchers tend to get a bump in their strikeout rates when they come from Japan.
Division Tour: NL West
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So it just sits there & doesn't talk? seriously why do they even bother putting it there if it's just THERE.
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I have to approve each comment so hopefully I won't get overwhelmed, but that probably won't be a problem.
You're such a quitter when times get tough.
Thanks for the link, the Padres are the only team that scares me, I know Arizona is gonna be good with the Rockies giving us some competition as well but the Pads for what ever reason always gives us major head aches.
When the going gets tough, I get going.
But seriously: there's not much point in following the Lakers until Bynum comes back. Kobe will take a million shots per game, and when he makes them they might win, and when he doesn't they'll lose.
There. I just saved you a lot of time.
they just traded Kwame Brown and others for Paul Gasol.
They should be relevant again to you.
But Ariza's still hurt. Plus, Bynum's better than Gasol, and Gasol won't know what he's doing at first.
- Kemp's batting average should stay around or above .300 based on his speed and propensity for line drives, but those in OBP leagues need to devalue him slightly
- A. Jones will have a hard time hitting over .270 and I'm expecting something more like .260. Even in 2005 and 2006 when he had great power years he only hit .263 and .262
- I expect Martin's SB output to remain fairly constant since he likes to run as much as Grady did. I doubt stealing bases puts nearly as much strain on Martin as crouching 150 times a game.
- Kuroda will probably be closer to 7 K/9
- I expect Billingsley's WHIP to continue to improve and be in the 1.30 range
Bynum and Gasol are two different players and essentially, a better offensive threat than Bynum right now.
I don't think you are grasping it. We just replaced Kwame Brown with an all star power forward who is a perfect fit for the triangle offense.
Seriously, I don't know how you cannot be excited unless you really aren't a laker fan.
I can grasp that.
>> The Lakers realized they had a chance to use Brown's deal as a bargaining chip for trade instead of expiration and sought out to get this team what it sorely lackednot Jason Kidd but a power forward that would allow Lamar Odom to move back to small forward and more importantly, compliment Bynum's skills. <<
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Sorta like the "h" at the beginning of words in Spanish, no?
http://underdog.typepad.com/wandering_outloud_/live-super-bowl-and-super.html
jump in and out anytime!
I never seem to show up at the meetings. I've also gotten e-cards and condolences for the wrong people.
183 Interesting. I always thought your name was pronounced like "Tim merman n".
You mean I should send my niece a birthday present?
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http://umpbump.com/press/umpbump-presents-the-all-mormon-baseball-team/
http://weblogs.variety.com/season_pass/2008/02/house-cold-as-i.html
Andre Ethier might be Mormon. His wife is a devout Mormon, but I don't know if he converted.
Raises hand.
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Kim's photo gives Nick Nolte a run for his money.
http://www.amazon.com/19-0-Historic-Championship-Englands-Unbeatable/dp/1600781500
http://youtube.com/watch?v=kJ2yK5C9Ae4
What kind of problem? What's going on?
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