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If you're game enough to navigate the streets of Los Angeles and the hills of Chavez Ravine, well then yes, there is a parking spot at the end of your pedaling rainbow.
A Dodger Thoughts commenter Tuesday passed along this post from StreetsBlog Los Angeles wondering where you could safely lock your bicycle at Dodger Stadium. I asked Josh Rawitch of the Dodgers, and he replied that "Indeed, we allow bicycles to park at the top of lot P to the left of the gates."
Hey, if you can get there, at least it's a downhill ride home. Good luck!
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Chan Ho Park and Eric Stults have been named as the scheduled starting pitchers for the Dodgers' two games in China. Even though the Dodgers have said his current injury condition isn't serious, Hong-Chih Kuo is not throwing off a mound right now, jeopardizing his chances of making the season-opening rotation.
The Dodgers will probably need a fifth starter for the first time this season on April 8, though they could use one as soon as April 5. Kuo still has some time left to try to unseat Esteban Loaiza, but it's not as if we want to rush Kuo onto the mound.
Victory!
I liked the way Torre responded to Kershaw's debut. We might see him before the season is over in the bigs. Maybe he'll be the 2008 version of Bret Saberhagen and lead us to the promised land.
Jon, thanks for getting me hooked on that Hot Wheels game. I will no longer mock my g/f for playing the similarly designed Diner Dash and babysitting and plant shop games she plays online, as this is like the boys version of that. I'm seeing those damned little cars in my sleep!
Bottom of the page: Plaschke's thirty plus paragraphs of drivel on why Pierre should be the starter, focused primarily on a ring he has back home in a box (maybe we should start calling him Frodo?).
Top of the page: one sentence on Ethier's game yesterday. "Andre Ethier was two for four with a home run in the day game and threw out a runner out home"
Ah yes, a home run and a runner thrown out. Remind me one more time why Pierre should be playing. Blechh, I can't believe we're still living through this farce.
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
pierre.
"If Dodger Thoughts really want to help the Dodgers, they need to start using reverse psychology"
LOL
Now that the Dodgers have added Rafael Furcal's health and Andruw Jones' pop, I think Juan Pierre's presence at the top of the lineup will be as oversized as his cap.
Since I assume his hat fits correctly, does this imply his presence will be small, or is Plaschke trying to convice us that Pierre looks like Weird Harold out there?
Should we concede Pierre and try to salvage our ideals and actions to become victorious at 3b?
Dodger Thoughts Generals....we need to act, and we need to act now.
13 I had that thought yesterday, reading Tony Jackson and Bill Plaschke.
14 Amen.
Though Frodo sounds better.
I don't know why but that reminded me of my favorite Onion sidebar newstease: A photo of a cat in an Army uniform, with the headline "'War on string may be unwinnable,' says cat General." Classic.
This war on string may be unwinnable, or maybe we should indeed use reverse psychology. Tell Plaschke and co. how much we "statheads" (or whatever we are) appreciate Pierre and throw a bunch of made up stats at them. Or we could try this tactic with LaNomar.
Now that the Dodgers have some better players, the presence of a bad player in the lineup won't be such a big deal.
On the other topic, I'm pretty sure I used to claim the title of closest DT commenter to the Stadium, living in Echo Park. I've since moved to Mt. Washington. Either way, I'm sure I'm technically close enough to bike. From my old house, I actually used to walk to an occasional day game. The idea of biking while surrounded by thousands of cars is a bit of a turn-off though. Plus, I don't think that I currently own a bike.
So you're going to bicycle DOWN Mt. Washington, then across Elysian Park, UP to Dodger Stadium, and then repeat this?
Do it for a night game!
I dare you.
As for Plaschke's latest, I decided to fisk him late last night. If anyone is interested: http://tinyurl.com/2jak6u
I triple dog dare him!
A couple that I know live on Morton in Echo Park, very close to my secret entrance on days when traffic is horrific. You could easily walk from their house.
Couldn't you bike to the gold line, take that to Union Station and then ride your bike or is that going way out of your way?
Anyway some night this year I will take Bob up on his dare. It might even be a company marketing gig if things break right for me. I promise to wear a helmet as I don't want my broken cranium to be on Bob's conscience. Not that he probably has one.
He missed out on the other deal I was offering though.
Does this mean you would owe me 3 dogs? How does triple dog dare work? What is the payback?
That's not a bad FJM impression :) Good posting, KG
"The infamous Triple-dog-dare is infamous for the sole reason that you cannot back down from it--without exception! An issued triple-dog-dare has no counteraction and must be implemented and/or carried out."
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=triple-dog-dare
I'm willing to shift all available resources to the 3B battle, but even Ken Gurnick knows that LaRoche will get significant playing time even if Nomar wins the starting job. I don't view the 3B battle as a huge problem for two reasons:
1) Nomar is too brittle to play everyday, meaning LaRoche will get time even if he doesn't win the job
2) There is a reasonable chance Nomar will be a productive player, and not one of the worst in history at his position.
I just can't get past Tony Jackson's illogical reasoning that:
(a) Ethier is better than Pierre
(b) Pierre is a better fit for the Dodger lineup than Ethier
I wish Jackson would do a better job explaining why he thinks this way.
I guess love really is blind. (Like that cliche?) How can you say JP is a better fit for this lineup? While at the same time recognizing Andre is a better player. I think Ken Noe is right, there is something far more sinister going on here. This is bigger than the starting LF job. Great stuff over there everyone.
Delwyn Young works a walk.
Loney grounds back to Santana on the first pitch (Young to second).
Jones strikes out swinging on a full count (off speed down and out, again).
Nomar grounds to third.
The real reason for the projected dropoff is the expected normalization of his home run rate which was very lucky last year compared to his previous norms. It returned to normal levels in the 2nd half as did his ERA.
Andrew, you had a great post over on Jackson's blog.
I feel bad for Diamond Leung. He would get more hits & comments on his blog if he made more ridiculous statements.
Bob Timmerman: That's 'cause you know it'll stick!
Jacob L: You're full of it!
Bob Timmerman: Oh yeah?
Jacob L: Yeah!
Bob Timmerman: Well I double-DOG-dare ya!
fanerman: [narrating] NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a "triple dare ya"? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.
Bob Timmerman: I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!
fanerman: [narrating] Bob Timmerman created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!
12 year old Bob Timmermann: [after biting into a peach] Fuuuuuuudge
Current Bob Timmermann: [narrating] Only I didn't say fudge
Why was he so quick to try to run DePodesta out of town? Why does he refer to Dodger fans as some kind of raging, angry mob in his columns and chats? Sure, us blogger types are fanatics, but most of the folks who fill the ravine every night are the nicest people you could ever meet.
I can't quite put my finger on it. Does he hate McCourt? Does he hate us?
All I know is that L.A. is a great sports town and deserves much better.
When I watched "A Christmas Story" with my mom, she said that all of her sons were a lot like Ralphie.
Except we didn't want BB guns. We'd all leave Flick stuck to the flagpole because, well, "the bell rang!"
60 Plaschke is the equivalent of a religious fanatic, only the idea he thinks is worth dying for is that statistical analysis is the devil, and baseball must be "saved" from it.
Better then Christina Kahrl?
74 But then couldn't he just abstain from giving an opinion on it, if that was his worry? Rather than seriously arguing for it.
Oh no, Ralph Kiner's on the Mets broadcast now.
"Thank you, Craig, for changing the subject. And while I think Nomar has a clear advantage in the 3B race, I think the Dodgers will be better with LaRoche as their everyday 3B. I also think one of the reasons they're leaning toward Nomar is that there are concerns about how he will adjust to being a bench player. To me, that is the wrong reason to give him the starting job. (Now, by all means, would someone PLEASE turn this back into a Pierre-bashing thread, before we get too far off topic)"
Poor Tony.
The Mets have chosen the former.
Who ever would have thought he might make the team because of his dazzling glove at second, and in spite of his poor hitting?
You call him Thom Brenaman or Steve Lyons.
You put the chrome to the side of your own White Sox hat!
It's almost like Stockholm Syndrome
As in Stockholm, Finland.
That is awesome.
I can't stop playing this game! Does it end when my customer satisfaction hits 0?
"Dodgers fans want to give Ethier a chance" by Ekch Salpllib
Andre Ethier is good. Real good.
That's not the problem.
He's battling for the Dodgers' LF job with veteran Juan Pierre, who is also good. Championship good.
That's the problem.
The Dodgers have to name one of them the starting left-fielder by opening day. There will be no platoon. Each is far too talented.
Ethier has charisma, charm, and boyish good looks.
Pierre has fire, drive, and a ring to prove it.
Ethier has patience, power, and a strong arm.
Pierre has speed, bat control, and smarts.
Joe Torre has a problem.
[This is easy!]
Some Dodger fans want Ethier to start every day. They feel his left-handed bat, smooth defense, and youthful enthusiasm will help the team.
It will help the team--on the bench.
Twenty years ago, a rag-tag group of bench players known as "The Stuntmen" helped bring a championship to Dodger Stadium. This year, Ethier, LaRoche, & Delwyn Young will try to do the same.
When you think about, does it really matter who plays when, where, or how?
No.
As long as it results in a ring, a ring like the one Juan Pierre has.
And Andre Ethier doesn't.
By the by, the high score is 125 million. I shudder when I think how long that person must have been playing.
I like your version better.
It's a little known fact that the best day you will ever experience in terms of weather will be when you turn 29.
It just is.
I'll be out there in 2 weeks. Although I'm in O.C. so I won't be too impressed with the weather. I've gone out to PHX for the last 7 years with my Angel friends. It will be unbelievable to see the Dodgers out there too. I've seen Dodger fans in the hundreds show up to Scottsdale stadium just to boo the Giants. can't wait to see what will happen when the Dodgers are actually playing.
Dodgers lead 2-1 as Lucas May scores after reaching second when Fernando Martinez pulls a Snodgrass.
And fast!
Too many people need their car washed.
Definitely upgrade the music shop, the repair shop was a pain because the cars take so long to move around the track. If I play again, I might hold off on the repair shop until the end.
oh.... no... I am never going to get any work done.
vr, Xei
http://tinyurl.com/2jxq8w
>> Though Torre said he didn't know when Kuo would pitch again, Kuo said he expects to throw a bullpen session on Thursday and possibly pitch in Saturday's game against St. Louis. <<
http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/10688813
He can't keep up with the game, he paints a picture of the action with a roller and when he does get tongue tied he doesn't go back and explain what happened.
I'm up in northern, northern California and thank God for Direct TV coverage.
Thanks for Vin Scully in the first three innings on the radio.
I'm I the only one out there that just cringes and yells at the radio when Charley throws up another false alarm HR, or screws up another double play?
Light the torches and let's drive him outta Dodgertown!
Really? Is MLBEI already switched on?
I actually like Steiner, but I'm sure it's largely due to his ESPN days. A few times on SportsCenter, he just lost it with the giggles (the best was the Carl Lewis national anthem), and I loved those moments. Also, his commercials ("Follow me to freedom!", and the Melrose Place pool boy) were great.
http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/page/5
I want to laugh, but it's also depressing after a few strips.
134. We are less than a week into spring training. I wouldn't draw any strength vs weakness conclusions based off of spring training, let alone the first week. I think we already know them headed into ST, based off of larger sample sizes and more meaningful games.
vr, Xei
http://tinyurl.com/2u7xrl
GM is asking for a raise right NOW!:
T. Hunter - LAA
6-7, 3(2b), 1(3b), 1hr, 2.857 OPS
N Swisher CWS 14 abs 3(2b), 1(3b), 2hr
1.286 OPS
Hmmm:
T Denker SF 3B 5-13, 1hr 5rbi 1.021 OPS
Yeah but he looked comfortable:
Mark Sweeney 1-13
I do one thing, and I do it well:
A. Pagan - NYM
26 abs .423 avg, .423 slg., .423 ob%
"He refers to young players as team's 'nucleus' who 'look more like adults.'"
So Loney shaved last spring. Doh!
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/peanuts-by-charles-bukowski/1.html
(Keep any young children from reading over your shoulder for that one, but it's genius.)
Repko - 2006, 7% at a 71% clip.
Pierre - 2006, 8% at a 74% clip.
Recently Lugo blamed his futile 2007 season on a malady he contacted during the winter. So far he has yet to find something concrete to blame for the 100 at bats he gave the Dodgers in 2006 though I'm sure he's pointed the finger at inconsistent usage.
D4P where art thou?
I'm shocked that Kent is hurt. This comes out of the blue.
http://www.kongregate.com/games/undefined/protector
http://msn.foxsports.com/cricket/story/7871012?MSNHPHMA
if you're into streakers being pummeled...
If Kuo remains hurt for an extended period of time and if Esteban stinks it up a few more times, you may be right.
Park/Jason Johnson/Loaiza--->If Loazia didnt have 7mils reasons of dead money owed to him, then this would be a wide open race for the 5th spot.
It'll take some tremendous suckage by Loaiza to give the other two NRI a legit shot. More likely, if Park/Johnson continue to put up 0's, and Loaiza sucks...he'll go on the DL, and Park/Johnson will be the #5.
Park/Johnson are probably more Scott Erickson at this stage, but maybe they'll pull a Lima.
I think your predictions are pretty dead on. I agree with what you outlined.
maybe they'll pull a Lima.
You mean that they'll contract an STD?
Those 4 are locks
3 spots for:
Kuo, Park, Seanz, Yhancy, Myers, Koplov, Hull
Why can't Park make it in the bullpen?
For one of the NRIs to make the club, the Dodgers don't necessarily have to cut anyone. Either Schmidt or Kuo could be put on the 60-day DL to open up a spot.
Bite your tongue.
In order of odds I'd say it goes like this, assuming Kuo is healthy to start the season.
Kuo, Yhancy, Park, Seanez, Myers, Koplov, Hull
If Kuo starts the year on the DL
Myers, Yhancy, Park, Seanez, Martin, Koplov, Hull
Are we going with 11 or 12 pitchers?
I don't care about Schmidt, but if Kuo goes on the 60 day then you can pretty much write off his Dodger career.
Then
No one not on the 40 man right now would have to make the team including Sweeney, Martinez, Myers, and the other largely irrelevant guys.
Or
A pitcher (Schmidt or Kuo most likely) goes on the 60 Day DL
Or
Schmidt, Kuo, Seanez or Loaiza gets cut.
I guess no chance is a bit harsh. But I wouldn't take anything other than 500-1 odds on it.
Park could make things interesting. I suppose we could "disable" Brazoban to buy some time. (And no, I'm not thrilled about Myers on the team.)
Seriously, I think we'll go with a seven-man bullpen and a bench of Bennett/Nomar/Sweeney/Young/Ethier.
if someone offers you 500-1 you take it.
personally, given your guidelines i think it's a much better chance than that.
I'll take that bet.
the chances of park outpitching/being major league ready over mcdonald, johnson, orenduff, and stults at 7:1
chance of martinez, meyers, sweeny not marking the roster
or
schmidt or kuo being on the 60-day dl
or
schmnidt kuo loaiza or seanez gets cul
1:1
Anytime you get odds like that, you take it.
not exactely a tough group to beat out.
http://www.truebluela.com/story/2008/3/4/165812/8906#commenttop
Disabling Kuo (or dumping Hull/Stults) and giving the 12th pitching spot on the team to Park wouldn't surprise me at all.
What are the shenanigans? Schmidt and Rudy hit the DL and viola you have Park. Last year Rudy was healthy, he probably won't make it out of ST healthy. We already know Schmidt is going to hit the DL. This will be easier then climbing the Wall when they get to China.
I've become a lot less critical of the team recently and far more willing to forgive. Giving Nomar and Ethier play time since they're the ones making the big bucks, sure, whatever. Bad move, but something most teams would do. Having Chan Ho toss one pitch for the team barring a dire emergency is something that would make me want to fork stab ned.
Thanks-hard to believe I'm debating Chan Ho Park isn't it? At best he's a 12th pitcher not the 5th starter.
Now, if Seanez isn't up to the task or is hurt, and if Park isn't a fit, who would people pick to fill in that role (righty middle/short relief)? Not a lot of great options in camp right now, and we want McDonald to come up for something other than mop-up duty...
Yhency wouldn't necessarily replace Seanez, since they both could make the team. Who else?
http://tinyurl.com/32p8wh
On the other hand we have recent history of a pitcher who could only pitch effectively while in a Dodger uniform. Sometimes lightening does strike twice.
He's only pitched in 1 game, and in that game he went 1 inning and gave up a 2 run homer.
I think Kuo has too much upside to be released. Myers and Beimel are both loogys--neither can start or long-relieve---I think Torre goes with the guy he knows from before ahead of the one he doesnt.
And apparently didn't do even that very well last year as Torre cut him from the team because lefties were hitting him.
Dodgers' Andruw Jones is a bigger version of last year
http://tinyurl.com/2ugqcy
How does Plaschke write a parody of his own writing? That's amazing.
I raise my hand in shame....
1. Torre's relationship with Myers didn't help him stay on the team last year
2. Beimel's making $2M and is on the 40-man while Myers is only an NRI
3. Ned's the one who makes the decisions, not Torre and Ned has witnessed Beimel being effective for two years straight
All the other veterans' contracts either run out this year or next year so I'm guessing the promotional department is a bit gunshy about giving any of them bobbleheads.
He used OBP in that article to question Andruw's current game...where was that with Pierre?
http://tinyurl.com/3clbua
>>it wasn't until I stepped foot in Dodgertown on Vero Beach
Tuesday that I was finally able to comprehend why people tend to wax so poetic about the place. From parking along the side of Vin Scully Way to working in the open-air press box to the trees planted along the concourse, Holman Stadium has to rank among the top 5 baseball places I've ever visited.
And considering the Dodgers are leaving this spring after 60 seasons for supposedly greener pastures in Arizona, I'm thankful I had the opportunity to watch the Dodgers and Nationals on Tuesday night. <<
He includes a link to photos on his flickr page, too.
This is a tough decision. Already, DT users are able to watch Dodger Spring Training games with MLB TV on the computer. With MLB TV on the computer, we can follow any out of market game wherever we are. If we go on business trips, that means we can watch Dodger games on the laptop.
MLB TV can be paid for monthly or at once, whereas MLB EI has to be paid for up front.
If one of you could pick between them, which would you choose?
I don't travel much for my job, so EI is the way to go. Watching the game on my big TV at home is preferable to watching on the computer. With the amount of baseball I watch, Extra Innings has to be one of the greatest values there is.
I also plunk down the $15 for MLB audio, for the occasional day game at work.
There's no extra fee for MLB on XM, it comes with the regular subscription.
I have the same option with Time Warner.
I have to say, the first week or so of last season was anxious since the EI package had yet to be officially included on anything but DirecTV. A friend of mine jumped ship to DirecTV because of the supposed exclusivity, but has generally been unhappy with their service overall.
Maybe another old timer? This being the 50th anniversary and all, how about Duke Snider or something?
I won't be making jokes about the MLB Network only being available in the Maritime Provinces or affordable by the six richest princes of Europe.
I better go find new material.
That's why we need to raise a little hell about
EI only having one HD channel.
I believe that is correct. However, I have the HDTV with cable, and my friend has DirecTV but no HD. So there we are.
(Rule 1 violation!)
I thought I read somewhere a couple of days ago that McDonald would pitch in tomorrow's game but now I can't remember the source. And the latest update on Dodger.com only mentions the first three relievers to follow Lowe.
>> Relievers Eric Stults, Mario Alvarez and Eric Hull are also scheduled to pitch for the Dodgers in a 10:05 a.m. PT start. <<
DirecTV offers a "Superfan" addition to EI for $50, which among other things offers up to 40 HD games per week.
That said, when a government agency does it -- even in this supposedly feel-good, toothless way -- it bothers me a great deal.
"His [Jones] on-base percentage dropped 51 points."
In 2005, Pierre's OBP dropped 48 points from 2004 and he hasn't been more than 5 points better than that since.
The fans have the whole roster to choose from this year.
http://tinyurl.com/yvxk9q
Entering last year, Martin was already the most popular Dodger outside of Nomar. He was already a fan favorite, the clear-cut leader of the team, and a no-brainer selection for a Bobblehead Day. And yet it took fan voting to get that Bobblehead Day since the Dodgers themselves weren't smart enough to realize he was an obvious choice.
Actually, the Jacksonville Suns had better bobblehead giveaways than the Dodgers did last year, with Matt Kemp and James Loney.
Do you have express WRITTEN CONSENT of the Commissioner of Baseball to do that?
We don't go for that implied oral consent.
http://tinyurl.com/32p8wh
Thanks. Now I remember where I saw it. I just had the date wrong.
>> In the day game, fifth-starter candidate Esteban Loaiza will open, followed by youngsters James McDonald, Cory Wade, Mario Alvarez and Justin Orenduff against Washington starter Matt Chico. <<
http://tinyurl.com/2ygd6y
>> Former Boston pitcher Derek Lowe starts for the Dodgers, followed by Stults, Mario Alvarez, Eric Hull, Matt Riley, Jon Meloan, Ramon Troncoso and Greg Jones. <<
http://tinyurl.com/32agtr
Sweet!
For now, Hu appears headed back to Class AAA Las Vegas. "Someone that young should be playing on a regular basis," Manager Joe Torre said.
Kemp is younger than Hu. Does that mean he'll be playing on a regular basis? (Therefore Ethier is battling Pierre for playing time?)
Bill, everyone is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.
Plaschke should have written about burning poo and the human response.
However, I have been touched by the faith everyone, especially the old school journalists have that Furcal is totally over the difficulties that made him terible last year. His play in the Carribean this winter is reassuring, but his recent dissapearance is not. Is it too much to ask that he have a few months of good play before we put him above Hu, who is more than ready to begin a big league career?
>> Left-hander Hong-Chih Kuo's elbow tenderness in his throwing arm improved enough to allow him to play catch on Wednesday. Kuo said he hoped to throw a bullpen session on Friday and pitch in Sunday's game. <<
http://tinyurl.com/32agtr
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