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Nomar Garciaparra (right wrist) and Andy LaRoche (right hand) each got hurt today. X-rays on Garciaparra were negative; they haven't been reported regarding LaRoche. Silence isn't golden.
Jason Schmidt will open the season on the disabled list, Joe Torre said, according to Diamond Leung of the Press-Enterprise.
Jeff Kent and Takashi Saito are also still out for the time being, but Hong-Chih Kuo might pitch Saturday, according to Ken Gurnick of MLB.com.
Tony Abreu went 1 for 3 in his return to action.
Update: Yep - bad news. Tony Jackson of the Daily News says LaRoche "has a torn ulnar collateral ligament in his right thumb and will need surgery, which Ned said will take place in the next couple of days, probably in Los Angeles." He's going to be out for weeks, maybe months.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/c6a5728047
No nudity, but drug references
BH, that guy is going to be in for a let down. Jrue Holiday is the best player in the country, let alone point guard.
That was good. That guy nails the Plainview voice down. I also loved the bowling alley on the television.
"I clear your bong load."
Garciaparra said his wrist was numb, but it wasn't nearly as swollen as LaRoche's thumb.
I don't like the sound of that.
"I don't want to be on the mound Opening Day if I'm worried about my calf. If I have to, I would tell the coaches I'm not ready. I don't want to affect the team because of an injury. I would like to be 100 percent."
Damnit.
I'm still trying to figure out how LaRoche managed to get hit on the thumb of his right hand by a thrown ball he was diving for while having a glove on his left hand.
Stupid life.
Yep, more from tony jax:
http://www.insidesocal.com/dodgers/
Ah well, get the injury out of the way now, I guess. :-/ Maybe by the time he comes back (which would be, May?) Nomar could be in a bad slump and Andy will get another chance.
(sways, holding knees; sits up, removes i, n, g, and e keys from keyboard)
Following surgery, patients will be placed in a cast for four to six weeks to protect the repaired ligament. At that point, gentle motion of the finger will begin. Most patients are able to play sports 3 to 4 months after surgery"
http://orthopedics.about.com/cs/handcondiitions/a/gamekeepers.htm
Yeah?
Please, someone tell me this can work.
Please...
Sigh. I hate Spring Training.
Ah well, Andy will be our starting 3rd baseman next year.
I already leaned toward's his blog more than Tony's, mostly because I think it's cool that a baseball reporter speaks the extra languages he does. Not complaining about elevators helps, too.
But now that Jackson's ego seems to be have become a factor, I've got no reason to visit given timely news comes from other sources.
From Tony Jackson:
>> In the top of the fifth, with runners on first and third, catcher Danny Ardoin tried to pick D'Angelo Jimenez off third. But LaRoche, who might have been screened out by Jimenez trying to get back to the bag, was hit in the right wrist by the throw. <<
http://tinyurl.com/23cbl6
The Dodgers' estimate of 8-10 weeks is frankly sounding a little optimistic.
You will be placed in a thumb spica cast after surgery for four weeks. Some surgeons will take the spica cast off at four weeks and then place your thumb in an immobilizing splint for another two weeks.
Some patients work with a physical or occupational therapist to help regain range of motion and strength in the thumb. Most patients are able to return to normal activity three months after their surgery.
That is the straw I am currently grasping at. Damn... straw... always out of reach!
So Nomar, Abreu and then who? Angel Chavez (this year's Wilson Valdez).
both contain the letters i, n, g, and e.
He lied to me!
I liked it better when I was in the waiting room.
Now, if something was to happen to another player, then I might begin to worry.
Thanks.
Well, there's always happy hour.
Laroche woudl have hit 8th if he earned the 3b job, but since it is now Nomar's, there is no way Torre bats Nomar behing Kemp or Ethier...the funny thing is we know he'll bat Pierre before Nomar. What a topsy turvy world this is.
Uhh...i'm gonna blame that one on my PC.
Maybe the Inge rumor came out of nowhere. That's entirely possible. But if it didn't come out of nowhere -- if there was some small shred of truth, even if it was just a call to see if the Tigers would take Pierre for him -- it's a sign that the Dodgers have Inge on their radar... and having both third basemen go down, even briefly, on the same day, scares me.
I am surprisingly not depressed by this. Nomar now has to either put up or shut up, and if he puts up, that can only be good for the Dodgers. June isn't that bad a starting time for LaRoche. The worst thing is this could be a power sapping injury for this year.
Yep, not my fault....but regardless...Sorry about that guys.
That's a hypothetical question. You don't have to answer that.
okay, i'm off to drink and laugh and cry.
69 - God, that's true.
Who are you going to see?
I worked at Cobbs last week for Last Comic Standing. I got to feel important watching the show from the balcony.
And here we go.
At this stage, there just seem like so many other options -- Abreu, DYoung -- to act as a stopgap at 3rd so I also don't see why Coletti should be considering Inge or something worse.
Other tidbits if anyone cares: Kent's hammy may be bothering him but he took a lot of BP. Also saw him talking to Plaschke so brace yourself for a Kent column tomorrow.
Aaand, Mark Sweeney signs a lot of autographs.
Going to Sunday's game, so it looks like it will practically be another DT Day :)
I don't think I'd have been able to convince him to kill D4P's account if I'd made it a public ultimatum. . .(just kidding)
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I don't share your pessimism toward 3B. I think April and most of May will feature Nomar plus a healthy dose of Abreu. I don't think Ned will go into panic mode or anything to block LaRoche long term. I'm sure the front office is still high on Andy.
That being said, it's just an opinion and didn't mean any harm.
On the other hand, Frip, it does seem that you have been going out of your way to antagonize people for sometime now. 106 was completely out of line. If I see another comment like it, I will have to ask you to stop participating - though I can't even tell that it would matter, since you don't seem to get much enjoyment out of it.
Catchers (2)
Martin, Bennett
Infielders (6)
Loney, Kent, Furcal, Nomar, Sweeney, Abreu
Outfielders (5)
Pierre, Andruw, Kemp, Ethier, Young
Starting Pitchers (5)
Penny, Billingsley, Lowe, Kuroda, Loaiza
Relievers (7)
Saito, Broxton, Proctor, Beimel, Seanez, Kuo, Brazoban
Depending on Kent's health, I wouldn't be shocked to see Hu with the big club in April as well.
I think you are underestimating the emotional hurt LaRoche could be experiencing now as well. He had a very good chance to win the 3B job, his first real chance after being passed over last year. To be hurt at this stage has to be devastating to him, in a "will I ever get a shot" kind of way.
I'm not saying it's not possible. I'm saying everyone seems to accept it as a given, when it isn't.
As did LaRoche, actually, last year after being sent down.
But my original post states the opposite of that premise. Whatever I had hoped before, for the last week I have been depressed thinking it a certainty that Torre is going to go with Nomar because he the PVL.
I would generally agree that Nomar was the favorite, but there have also been rumblings about Nomar as supersub which seem to contradict that.
Sure, I'll keep it cool. By drinking something cool.
LaRoche is going to take it how he's going to take it. He'll be back in a couple of months, he'll still be young, and he'll be awesome.
UCLA might have gotten a break last night but the PAC-10 has always been known as a whistle happy refs conference. I've seen the Bruins get the wrong end of some questionable calls as well. They did take advantage of it and dominate the overtime. They also never say die and fought back to even be in the position to tie the game so give them some credit for some fight and heart. I am wary of their hopes come tournament time because of their one glaring weakness of perimeter shooting. The Bruins have suddenly become allergic to making any shot beyond 5 feet from the basket. I'm not even talking 3 pointers, even good looks from 15-18 feet they are bricking with regularity. Opponents are going to pack that zone in even tighter in the paint if they can't enough perimeter shots to keep teams honest enough to open the lanes for Collison and Westbrook to penetrate and dish. Otherwise, I love the team's defensive tenacity and never say die spirit.
Go Dodgers, Bruins and Lakers, Make LA Proud!
Is he having a good spring? If anyone knows anything, thank you.
Please don't make a trade for Inge...
I know how to cheer myself up. I'll play the Hot Wheels game!
Gas or rocket fuel?
Speaking of gas and rocket fuel and keeping it cool in here, I'll add that it would some a lot less emotionally destructive than say, being Hee-Seop Choi and losing starts to Jason Philips who, as far as I can recall, was not a former batting champion.
That being said, I don't think Canuck would truly be happy LaRoche would be injured, it must have just come off wrong. He deserves the benefit of the doubt.
Perhaps Delwyn can take a few grounders at third and get a shot to stick around a bit. That is the only positive I can take out of this news. Speedy recovery Andy! You'll be a mainstain in the bigs for a long time, your start is simply pushed back a few months.
Incidentally, while I like to read Tot Holmes at Dodger Dugout, does he ever read his blog. It makes my comments here look like some of the most proof read copy ever.
Nomar was kicked to 3rd when the new young power bat emerged last season and claimed 1st.
Now Nomar is the 3B by default when the next new young power bat goes on the DL.
Please Nomar, stay in one piece until La Roche gets healty again.
LaRoche who? Andy what?
109 - I assume you are kidding. If not, well, may as well ask for a pony while you're at it. I don't see what he said rising to a banishable offense.
145 - the direct quote was
"We're fortunate that Nomar didn't have something more serious happen to him."
I'm not sure how you read "thank heavens Nomar's OK!" (as though Colletti's first thought was for Nomar) into that.
151 - on that subject, I recently Googled the name of my first girlfriend... turned out she had moved to Phoenix and had posted an Amazon wishlist as a sort of registry for her second wedding. (She was briefly married in the 90's.) As her watchword was "living well is the best revenge", I consider myself to have won that particular war, considering. Phoenix? Orange County? Uh... not close.
154 - I don't think Frip literally hoped that your mother would fall down the stairs any more than you literally hoped LaRoche would get hurt. That doesn't mean what he said wasn't wrong, but I think it's clear that in his perverse way he was just trying to make a point. More than one person read your original comment, however mistakenly, as you being glad LaRoche was hurt.
I'm deleting 154 and 157 and I want an end to this part of the conversation.
i'm not being ghoulish; i'm being optimistic.
Stan from Tacoma
I would take Kate over Laura in a heartbeat.
167 I intend never to see my chin again.
I may have to destroy it in order to save it.
Between Kobe (though you can't tell), Eduardo and Andy LaRoche, it's been a brutal month or so on the injury front.
Btw, 48 is hilarious.
It was continually crashing. I reopened it in Safe Mode and I apparently got rid of the offending extension.
RIP, my bookmarks.
LaRoche's injury immediately made me think of Repko too. He looked like he was finally putting it all together last year until he collided with Furcal, and now he has to re-establish himself just to be a pinch-hitter in a crowded outfield. He's having a decent spring so far, especially compared to Delwyn Young (at least offensively).
LaRoche's injury is devastating for sure. I hope he comes back strong this summer. Until then I'll be rooting for Nomar all the way. The optimist in me is excited for the shot in the arm our team will have when both LaRoche & Kershaw arrive at the all-star break (assuming that Kershaw doesn't magically crack the rotation sooner).
I shall stay away from it.
Well I think she is attractive. I guess that means I am attracted to aliens.
Take me home, ET. Take me home.
I'm hoping that LaRoche recovers and still gets a shot at being the starter at 3rd. But I think if LaRoche sees any significant time in the majors, it won't be with the Dodgers.
Me thinks seeing my chin is overrated; as is my jaw line.
I'm on trainwreck's side here.
Sigh
Thank you, Bob. I figured I was not the only person that finds her attractive.
182 I have never had a beard, aside from what I can grow in a day or two when I don't shave. I'm pushing 40 and I still get mistaken for a student on campus:
"Have you voted in the BYUSA (student association) election yet?"
"No."
[Long pause, wondering if I'm anti-election, anti-student, or just plain weird.]
"Well, will you vote for _____ today?"
"Sorry, I can't, I'm a faculty member."
[Relieved/embarrassed smile.]
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