Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
Jon's other site:
Screen Jam
TV and more ...
1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
From the Dodgers and Josh Rawitch:
Beginning today, DirecTV is changing the FSN Prime Ticket and FSN West channel numbers. FSN Prime ticket will move from 653 to 694 and FSN West will be switched from 652 to 692. The change is only applicable to DirecTV customers and does not affect any other satellite or cable operators.
* * *
In case you didn't know: Even if you can't make it to Dodger Stadium, you can subscribe to the very Dodgers Magazine that is sold at the ballpark. Click the link for details.
* * *
The Dodgers released the collective roster for Saturday's Hollywood Stars game, which is now a softball contest that will take place after the Dodgers-Indians game that afternoon. There are some names there that appeal to me for idiosyncratic reasons:
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (NBA Hall of Famer), Jon Lovitz ("Saturday Night Live"), James Denton ("Desperate Housewives"), David Arquette ("Scream" trilogy), Sean Astin ("Lord of the Rings," "Rudy"), James Van Der Beek ("Dawson's Creek," "Varsity Blues"), Adam Carolla ("The Adam Carolla Show"), Tom Arnold ("True Lies," "Roseanne"), Camryn Manheim ("The Practice," "Ghost Whisperer"), Cristian de la Fuente ("Dancing with the Stars," "In Plain Sight"), Garry Marshall ("Happy Days" creator, "Pretty Woman" director), George Thorogood (George Thorogood and the Destroyers), Carlos Mencia ("Mind of Mencia"), Kendra Wilkinson ("The Girls Next Door"), Zac Levi ("Chuck"), Neal McDonough ("Band of Brothers"), Yvonne Strahovski ("Chuck"), Tobin Bell ("Saw" movies), Wallace Langham ("CSI"), Kenny Johnson ("Saving Grace"), Bailey Chase ("Saving Grace"), Michael Rosenbaum ("Smallville"), Kevin Frazier ("Entertainment Tonight"), Chris Rose ("Best Damn Sports Show Period"), Mike Bunin ("My Boys"), D.B. Sweeney ("Eight Men Out," "The Cutting Edge"), Patricia Kara ("Deal or No Deal"), David Berman ("CSI"), Jon Wellner ("CSI"), Samm Levine ("Freaks and Geeks"), Josh Gomez ("Chuck"), Vida Guerra ("Livin' The Low Life"), Peter Ishkhans ("Peter Perfect"), Adam Sessler ("X-Play"), Morgan Webb ("X-Play), Tony Todd ("One Tree Hill"), Kristin Holt ("American Idol," "Cheat"), Layla Kayleigh ("America's Best Dance Crew," "Attack of the Show"), Osvaldo Rios (""El Juramento"), and Yasmin Deliz ("Vivo," "The Chicas Project").
Russell Martin and James Loney will be team captains.
* * *
I also have a vague recollection of attending one of those cast-of-Happy-Days vs. crew-of-some-radio-station games at the Stadium back in the 70s. The Fonz pitched. Shortly thereafter, I saw the Fonz narrate Peter and the Wolf at the Hollywood Bowl. Ah, the 70s.
If you guys go to the game afterwards, you can walk in and not worry about paying for parking.
The Hollywood Stars game really lost its luster over this decade.
First of all, switching to softball: not cool. C'mon let's use the whole diamond and the whole outfield. People used to play this game like it was the world series. Sinatra used to bat cleanup!
Second, it's too bad we can't get better stars to participate. I mentioned this year's crop is pretty decent but we had some major B-listers in previous years.
Even with the lost luster, the game is a lot of fun!
I should say "still a lot of fun"
Garry Marshall swinging a bat and running the bases? More power to him!
one of them (Pinche Red) is a dead pull hitter plays pretty good 2nd base & hits rockets.
The other is Gil he can MASH!! pure power & get this he plays short stop & has some really soft hands.
They will be there & I'll definitely be there as well (I'll leave my competitive chip & home Jon I promise) all for fun, I'm just wondering if we're gonna play co-ed or what.
Beginning today, DirecTV is changing the FSN Prime Ticket and FSN West channel numbers. FSN Prime ticket will move from 653 to 694 and FSN West will be switched from 652 to 692. The change is only applicable to DirecTV customers and does not affect any other satellite or cable operators.
Luckily, he can't come off the 60-Day DL for another week anyway.
Nomar Garciaparra won't play tonight after experiencing more issues with his strained left calf upon waking up this morning. He likely won't play again until Friday, and trainer Stan Conte was unsure how this would affect his planned activation next week. "It just didn't feel right," Manager Joe Torre said.
Yeah, there are some names that appeal to me, too.
And a few others I wouldn't mind seeing beaned with a softball, but that's neither here nor there.
oh o.k...
so is it gonna be softball or wiffleball? I'm cool with either or.
J. Votto 1b
J. Cabrera ss
J. Bruce rf
B. Phillips 2b
A. Dunn lf
E. Encarnacion 3b
C. Patterson cf
D. Ross c
B. Arroyo p
I think the strangest question Simers asked Friday night was about Kareem's anger. Wasn't it over 20 years ago that Kareem was angry? He seems well adjusted compared to Simers.
B-R provided the data, so if this is incorrect, let me know.
by the way, my co-worker friend is going to NY & will probably be posting over at Bronx Banter he wants to ask what to expect when he goes to Yankee Stadium.
he asked me earlier today if I new of any NY Yankees blogs so I directed him to Bronx Banter.
On saturday, all the dodgers minus kent,kemp, had the high socks.
Also, I would say expect to pay 3 times as much money as you ever paid to go to a game.
But if you love baseball history, you do need to go to House that Ruth Built.
58 - Don't forget he also inspired the Renaissance and inspired the Dutch national soccer team.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_White_Sox
And Kemp is lucky to be safe on that steal.
On Kemp's steal was it a bad call or a missed tag?
I just noticed that DeWitt's OPS for June is under .500, how bad does he have to get before Torre gives LaRoche a shot?
Whats that from?
Ha, I agree...retarded rumor.
hehehe.
when he is on.
Honestly, that was one of Loney's best swings all year. Absolute bomb.
I hope.
Hiroki Kuroda's MRI results won't be announced until later on tonight, but if he can't go the Dodgers are considering calling up James McDonald from Class AA Jacksonville to make his major league debut.
"considering" doesn't really carry much weight, more wait-and-see.
Ray has yet to sign, and while he has reportedly decided on playing, the Dodgers want to watch him play a little bit up until the deadline to sign to evaluate him better. Cox is going to be a tough sign, and I seem to recall getting the feeling after asking about him back then they're more taking a flier on him. Other signing discussions to watch are with Christopher Joyce, Nathan Eovaldi and Daniel Coulombe. International signings was going to wait until closer to the deadline, but if I don't cover your questions in the paper around that time, I'll drop you an e-mail.
No, there was nothing sexual about that question at all...sickies.
But he is very good.
I am pretty sure that if you emailed Tony Jackson, he would get back to you too.
Zach Cox seems like a flier especially since he can be draft eligible in 2 years.
http://www.meadowparty.com/blog/?p=254
I had no idea he was a a cook and food critic too.
A little surprised Arroyo (R) [and Dusty] didn't pitch around a hot Loney (L) to keep to a struggling Kemp (R).
[conjecture Logikreder's]
He spends a good part of his chats talking about cooking and eating.
I couldn't make this stuff up.
Don't Kuo pre-fab
Don't Kuo be bad
Don't Kuo away mad
Just Kuo away (Kuo away)
Reds have only scored 2 runs in their last 25 innings.
Chad Ford has him going to the Knicks, Eric Gordon to the Clippers.
Do the Clippers extend Livingston or risk an unrestricted free agent next year?
Hopefully Kuroda can pitch on Saturday; if not I'd presume it would be Park anyway.
Rookies.
Still, 2 RBIs is nice.
Pierre's had a good day with the bat, no doubt, he was also robbed of another hit on that liner that Bruce dove for.
But, 192 yeah, their love of Pierre is a bit much. Keep in mind they had to watch Patterson bat lead off a great deal of this year so Pierre does look particularly great in comparison.
Then my thrilling five day vacation begins!
And then a lot of the time that's exactly what you do. If you do get a hit, you're fortunate.
Seems like these stories are more common these days.
I would like to see Russell stay in LA or get a ton of pub playing for the Knicks.
Don't you _____ look at me!
Or his kung fu grip?
DFA Patterson
Wait never mind. He's "too valuable in his current role&trade"
Great, and now the Reds' announcer just said the same thing so I sound like a copycat. Well, I'm leaving it in there.
And now Kuo gives up a hit, so I've jinxed him before even posting this.
Listening to Reuss and Monday is worse than a 2-batters-too-slow Gameday. I don't need two color commentators!
An MRI on the right shoulder of Hiroki Kuroda showed tendinitis and an impingement. Kuroda received a cortisone injection and will not be able to resume throwing on Saturday, the day that he had been scheduled to start. More after the game...
I say Nuo.
He's at 40 pitches now, and could conceivably pitch Saturday if needed.
Joe---yeah, but isnt that three of four more pithces than needed?
Wow, great play by Phillips.
Brandon Phillips - wow.
If Kuroda/Penny are on the shelf:
The starting staff could be:
Billingley
Kershaw
Lowe
McDonald
Stults
I guess Twingy McShoulderton could pitch, but I doubt it.
1. EB's contract status
2. CM's contract status - extension, sign and trade, or opt out
3. Livy's rehab and contract status for 2008/09. The Clips are hoping to sign him for less then the 5.8.
4. Draft pick - number 7 seems high for Russel. I was really disapointed in his NCAA performance but who knows with Baylor and Dunleavy. Whoever they pick the odds are high that whoever goes after him will be the better player unless Thornton is starting a different trend. I can't shake the Korolev blues.
That was indeed an incredible play by Phillips.
What were Webgems called before ESPN coined that term? Nice plays?
She should have a biggest backside contest with Bills and Broxton.
Not that I would root for this, but if Lowe got hurt, Kuo could step in and give the club a completely homegrown starting corps.
Cuttino Mobley
Correy Maggette
That is Park. And I was kidding with 247 .
Cheap Seats.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3451412
Which doesn't mean I don't miss Raffy something fierce.
Not Kuroda because I was going off the news from 224 .
Thursday - Stults
Friday - Kershaw
Saturday - ?
Sunday - Billingsley
Tuesday - Lowe
Wednesday Stults
Thursday - Kershaw
Friday - Billingsley
Saturday - ?
Sunday - Lowe
I'd say Kuo will be prominently involved on both Saturdays (the Saturday starter?), but I doubt he starts in 3 days.
ParKuo is better than Jim Parque, at least.
Meloan would seem like the more likely choice, since McDonald pitched today and wouldn't be ready for Saturday. Meloan pitched last on June 13. But he's scheduled to start tonight!
Maybe they pull him so he can go Saturday.
That might be the closest I've ever gotten to a prosthetic limb. I discovered I forgot it was there very quickly.
279 CY HR = 5-0 AZ
1) Pitch Park/Kuo or Kuo/Park on Saturday; keep regular rotation
2) Call up McDonald. Pitch Chad on 3 days Sat; pitch Lowe on 3 days Sun, with McDonald pitching Tuesday. Highly unlikely.
Good call.
It's J-A-M-E-S
My Loney has a second name,
It's L-O-N-E-Y
I love to watch him every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
'Cause James Loney has a way
With H-I-T-T-I-N-G!
great win, I'm glad the bats were alive and kickin' again, I'm hoping we can give Stults some good run support early tomorrow
Another idea which I would approve of is DFA'ing Mario Alvarez, adding RHP Jesus Castillo to the 40-man roster, and then calling up Castillo and giving him Saturday's start. He pitched 6 innings on Monday. He has a better ERA than McDonald for Jacksonville this year. Not as many K's, but most other numbers are similar to McDonald's.
Canuck, email me at lltrainwreckll@yahoo.com and I will give you my address.
I forgot to add this note, also from Diamond Leung:
"If Kuroda does need to go on the DL, a reliever will be called up to take his place."
We're so lucky the D'backs haven't run away with it already!
Let me know if you received my e-mail. I might have made a mistake with your e-mail address.
Weird, for some reason your email came in my spam folder. Thanks, Jon.
Chan Ho Park...has been unavailable to pitch out of the bullpen for the past two days after feeling a pinch in the back of his shoulder during his previous outing. He feels better, but still feels a little something when throwing his slider. For what it's worth, Park says he's available to pitch.
Then he went out on Sunday and got hammered by the Tigers. Is he actually healthy enough himself to start on Saturday?
This is becoming like a MAD TV sketch. It is just the same thing over and over.
I'll stick with the name Twingy McShoulderton unless he gets through 5 IP Saturday. I'll be there to witness it. CC should go for the Indians.
I meant to say "won", but was going for the same thing. Stupid facts.
Tron Tron has been stretched out lately (last two appearances: 3 IP & 3.1 IP) and has pitched REALLY well (1 ER on 3 hits combined).
"Impingement", I would put much closer to bad news on the spectrum. It's not worst case scenario "we have to amputate" but it indicates that something is not where it is suppose to be and that surgery may be required.
Thursday - Eric Stults
Friday - Clayton Kershaw
Saturday - Chan Ho Park
Sunday - Chad Billingsley
Offday
Tuesday - Derek Lowe
Wednesday - Eric Stults
Thursday - Clayton Kershaw
Friday - Park/Billingsley
Saturday - Billingsley/?
Sunday - Derek Lowe
If they DL Kuroda, he would be available on Saturday June 28th so his spot would only be skipped once. Penny is eligible to come back on June 30th.
Lineup for Thursday
Pierre LF
DeWitt 3B
Loney 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Young 2B
Berroa SS
Ardoin C
Stults P
This is not a coincidence. I come back to these boards with all the subtlety of William Wallace tomorrow and that's when the Dodgers will start streaking.
thanks. I'm happy I finally get to see kershaw pitch
#7!
https://bronxbanter.baseballtoaster.com/archives/1024263.html
Pierre LF
DeWitt 3B
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
LaRoche 2B
Berroa SS
Ardoin C
Stults P
Although I could advocate Torre going the LaRussa route and batting Stults eighth. Stults has an 138 OPS+ in 17 career at bats.
"Nomar Garciaparra hit a two-run home run and played four innings at shortstop for triple-A Las Vegas in the first game of his minor league rehab assignment Tuesday night but woke up Wednesday with discomfort in the strained right calf that landed him on the 60-day disabled list.
Garciaparra didn't play Wednesday and is scheduled to rest today. Dodgers trainer Stan Conte said Garciaparra told him that he should be ready to resume playing Friday."
lf- pierre
3b- dewitt
1b- loney
c- martin
cf- kemp
rf- ethier
2b- young
ss- berroa
seriously, how many runs defensively would laroche cost us playing SS, becuase i don't care how bad he is defensively i'm getting so sick of the SS circus out there.
re Nomar Injury pool
My prediction about Nomar's next AB in the majors will be the Friday 4th of July weekend when the Dodgers open up against the Giantsin SF, he will be active for a week, but probably get injured/reinjured shortly before the All Star Break. He will not be ready to return until August 1!
Furcal who has been scheduled to come back to the Dodger lineup, since the middle of May will be ready to return to the line-up now immediately after the All Star Break, but the Dodgers in an effort to protect his back will have him play on only Sunday's and the alternate Tuesday!
I used to take dates to that park in high school... Actually, if people didn't mind the drive, it would be a great place to play, typically not a lot of people there and the softball field is normally free.
I would also suggest the softball fields near the aquatic center down by the rose bowl. There are two fields, lots of grass, trees behind the fields with picnic benches and charcoal grilling stations.
I don't think I can wait half a year for the Lakers' Revenge-Seeking Tour.
335 Sounds about right!
No line-up yet?
Although LaRoche in it would be lovely, again I wouldn't be surprised if he's not playing vs a RHP. But I'd be happy to be wrong.
Pierre, LF
DeWitt, 3B
Kent, 2B
Martin, C
Loney, 1B
Kemp, CF
Ethier, RF
Berroa, SS
Stults, P
Btw, I am betting that LaRoche starts at least once in the Indians series.
Good bet since the series starts with two lefties in Lee & CC.
http://tinyurl.com/5c9297
The lovable, people person JP: "We've done our homework on guys like Adam Dunn and there's a reason why we don't want Adam Dunn. I don't want to get into specifics."
Dunn's response: "I really don't care what the clown had to say. You can use the word clown. I don't know why anyone would go out their way to discredit a player."
They did have a scout at the game last night. I gues he wasn't looking at Kent either.
Comment status: comments have been closed. Baseball Toaster is now out of business.