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Well, now, here's a perfect match, Frank!
Mr. McCourt, our would-be Dodger owner, knows Bud Selig. Mr. Selig knows Mr. McCourt. Seems to like him, in fact.
Well, guess what - the family Selig is selling the Brewers!
Is this perfect? It's at least as perfect as Monica* and Chandler - which is to say, perfect enough to do the job.
And here's something else any prospective owner light on dough would like. According to The Associated Press, "the Brewers were baseball's most profitable team after revenue sharing, netting $16.1 million."
Frank, this is the one! This is true love, right before your eyes! Don't let it pass you by ...
*My theory on Courtney's relatively bloated appearance on last night's rather pathetic half-an-episode. I'm guessing it was drugs to encourage pregnancy, not the pregnancy itself.
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