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11) commenting under the obvious influence
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http://preview.tinyurl.com/6nnrnc
I feel refreshed. And no Mark Sweeney tonight so at least we have a one day respite from comments about that.
My only prediction is that there will be less runs scored than last night's 15.
Even Andy Marte is getting a chance in Cleveland. Hope he does something with it.
Free baseball on MLB Extra Innings this weekend. What a catch by Coco but they still could not stop the Angel juggernaut.
Not that I could afford to buy a baseball team at the moment, but I was wondering what everyone thought of this idea I had recently for a stadium design: incorporating a high rise condo into the design, similar to the hotels at Skydome and Petco. Would anyone around here consider buying a condo that had an unobstructed view of the field?
Man, yeah, 16 I really was positive Andre had a dinger there.
The "Biggest Leap Forward" is a player who played at AA last year, was pressed into emergency everyday service in the majors, and couldn't hit a lick but played outstanding defense.
The "Most Disappointing Player" is also a player who played at AA last year, was pressed into emergency everyday service in the majors, and couldn't hit a lick but played outstanding defense.
that said, 11 is in poor taste.
I just want to see the Dodgers hit home runs again tonight, just to hear Darren Sutton's funereal voice. Now that does give me pleasure.
Let's Go Dodgers!
SIGH.
Its going to take more than a DeWitt's injury to get LeRoche's on 3rd base. Its going to take injuries to DeWitt, Nomar, Berrora, and Maza. Berrora and Maza because if DeWitt's get hurt, Torre will just move Nomar to 3rd, and put Berrora or Maza at ShortSTop.
27 Understood.
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C'mon Chad, no more first inning blues.
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Nice plan there, Jeff Gillooly.
Especially because this is a head-to-head matchup between a pitcher on my team and a pitcher on the team in first place in my fantasy league.
And that kid leads in ERA.
so ERA is what wins?
Elias will send a notarized document to confirm that on Monday.
Sigh.
And I had the song memorized.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwMV5E_Jf-0
SFW
http://tinyurl.com/6fbzez
This gimmicky stuff in the booth schtick on the AZ broadcast is also quite irritating.
So how do I properly taunt an 11-year old?
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67 - Gonna need more to go on than that... I would also think the A's would need more in a trade for Street. Maybe a major leaguer, too, like Hall?
I never knew Roy Halladay was your nephew
There were no appositives in that sentence.
Wait, how many kids are in this fantasy league?
Man, Haren really chased that one.
"I traded my nephew, Roy Halladay, to get David Wright," then you would have the semblance of a good joke.
o.k. alright, momentum shifter or what??
He's really gonna need to battle it tonight, they would love to avoid dipping into the bullpen earlier than 5.
WSSP 1250 AM in Milwaukee is reporting that Milwaukee Brewers and the San Francisco Giants are close to a deal that would send Milwaukee's Double A Catcher Angel Salome, Single A prospect Outfielder/speedster Darren Ford, and Triple A First Baseman Brad Nelson to the Giants for Second Baseman Ray Durham, Reliever Jack Taschner, and a PTBNL.
My team is called "No More Nomars"
Is it worth ditching Orlando Cabrera for Nomar? Am I going against some kind of principle by adding Nomar to this team created to mock him
I demand a rewrite!
Orlando Cabrera does lead the AL in outs.
Ethier has pop I'd personally go to Zona & give Torre a charley if he did that.
And just as a type that, there's another interview in the stands!
In better news, Bills looked so much better that inning (er except for that last out).
except that he didn't mention snopes by name.
I really wanted Street on the Brewers for entirely selfish purposes. I need more saves!
Baby Ruth Candy allowed me to purchase 9 field level seats for 200$ for the diamond back series. I don't want anything to disparage the name of the Baby Ruth Candy company.
Keyword at Ticketmaster = candy!!!
I can't handle the truth anyway
"Wouldn't you hate it if somebody told you there was no you-know-who come December? Yeah, thanks alot."
The DBacks FSN Aflac question is: Who was the first DH?
Subtract an O.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ron_Blomberg
Alrighty, hasta luego, amigos. Buena suerte, Dodgers.
I won't ask.
Not unless you get me a baseball autographed by the Black Mike Ramsey.
or achin for a breakin' choose your poison...
sigh.
Ha :o)
Tonight I would have done every thing I could not to let Haren get into a deep start. Actually my line-up wouldn't be that different than Torre's although the best OBP guy would be up front blending into those who might hit on out like Loney,Kenp Nomar and Kent. I might have done some goofy bunting early on. The same thing could happen to us tomorrow. On the road our nervous pitchers are going to give up a few early.
Pitch recognition and when to initiate the swing.
25 home runs for Kemp this season.
He would be in last except I am in last. After a few weeks, I benched my good players (Golden God, riding the pine) to be sure I stayed down there with him.
Then I sent him short Chris Young in what I think was a bit of clever collusion. Except short Chris Young has been killing him.
As has Ryan Zimmerman who wouldn't bench, nor cut when he got injured. What if someone else grabbed him!
I demand a special counsel opened immediately to investigate those transactions.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/multimedia/photo_gallery/0707/gallery.mlb.all-star.memorable.moments/content.6.html
"Singer MC Hammer took batting practice with Tampa Bay principal owner Stuart Sternberg and hit two balls off the left-field wall. Hammer was at Tropicana Field to perform in a postgame concert."
18 for 95, 3 2B, 0 3B, 0 HR, 5 RBI, 5 BB, 20 K -- time for LaRoche to play.
Bob said it would be a low key, no one really knows that much about fantasy baseball situation, the kids would just be picking their favorite players.
I'm think we need a separate investigation of that sales pitch.
3 runs thru 5 isn't that bad is it? but he's walked a few & thrown to many pitches i guess.
They have to give up the H in Guzman's first name.
he's never pitched a complete game in his MLB career & when he did try to go 9 it wasn't pretty.
I also found the best dumplings on the planet in Monterrey Park.
And yet you didn't stop and say hello.
Nothing better than two single guys going antiquing together!
Yes, he used a bamboo pole in the pole vault:)
I can't believe Garagiola doesn't know who Paul Richards was.
Where? Ocean star?
No soup for you.
Allan Roth was keeping track of the number of pitches thrown by Dodgers pitchers in the 1940s.
Roth never trusted anyone to keep track of the action in a game and reportedly never left his seat during a game.
"La Velle E. Neal III of Twins Insider is reporting that the Twins are bowing out of the Adrian Beltre sweepstakes. The price for Beltre, rumored to be similar to what the Phillies gave up for Joe Blanton, was just too high."
http://tinyurl.com/5nunfz
there was a silent intercity in Val Kilmer's Doc Holiday that I didn't see in Russell. I agree, Val Kilmer played a way better Doc Holiday.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/statistics/sortable/index.php?cid=310070
They also serve a beef tendon noodle soup that looked really good.
You have many contradictory parts.
Cool. I'l give it a try some time. Not Mandarin Noodle House, right? Google says there's a NH and Mandarin NH both on Garvey.
Kent HR!
Way to go Kent!
http://tinyurl.com/5n5awn
The wife and kids (and I) love 'em. My 6 year old will put away 12 or more at a sitting. He's still skin and bones, his mom's genes.
His last homer to right center was in August 2006 against Eric Milton of the Reds.
I wonder if any player has hit so many HRs with such a dramatic field split.
Hideki Matsui has 110 homers and only 7 to the opposite field.
Nooooooo!
Ott did have some big home-road splits.
True, that's the way it looks on paper, but you gotta play the game:)
She's smokin' BH!
You know what man, I'm glad Nomar is performing well I only hope he doesn't get hurt but so far so good.
Andruw "More K's Than Hits" Jones, pinch hitting.
Joe Torre is such a stupid idiot.
oh man... I swear MC Safety (I swear!!) I was just gonna type that I missed Icaros grumpiness.
There really wasn't much of choice.
It looked like an easy pitch to yank down the 3B line, but he tried to go oppo and got jammed in on the handle.
LaRoche has had 46 ABs this season.
Dewitt has had 275 Abs.
I think LaRoche needs to be given the chance to see if he can beat the .258/.323/.364 line that Dewitt has.
Just as soon as LeRoche shows something when he pitch hits, or hits when he starts. It cuts both ways, LeRoche needs a chance to showcase what he can do, but he won't earn that chance with posting a sub .200 BA, and a sub .300 OPB, and a sub .300 Slugging percentage.
And while certain people on the board wants LeRoche to start at 3rd now, and feel if he just gets a couple of weeks he can show what he can do, lets face it. He's got going to get that chance this year. Nothing is going to be handed to LeRoche, he's not going to start over DeWitt, and he's not going to start over Nomar. Currently LeRoche's 3rd on the depth chart at 3rd base behind DeWitt and Nomar. And again, LeRoche's hasn't shown this year that he should start over those two.
You do realize how hard it is for a guy who has never pinch hit in his life to suddenly do so at the major league level? It's ridiculous to expect him to perform at a high level sitting on the bench for 7 innings a game and maybe getting one AB and a start every 2 weeks. Blake has shown he is a terrible hitting major league thrid baseman even when given consistent playing time. His minor league numbers don't show any support that this will change in the near future. Andy was never given the opportunity to succeed or fail. Andy at least has a track record and the rewards of giving him consistent playing time could be huge. The risk is minimal, because at worst he equals the crappy line blake has put up. Also, he last name is LaRoche, not Leroche.
OPS+ = 82
And that's before today's 0-fer. He had a .472 OPS in June and has a .582 OPS in July.
We KNOW that DeWitt is struggling and needs more time in the minors. We THINK that LaRoche will be better and possibly much better in the majors right now.
Which would you take? The guy that you KNOW can't hit or the guy that MIGHT be able to hit?
Guess my expectation that I'd come home to see the final score the same as I'd left it fell by the wayside as the Dodgers showed some spunk late in the game. My hope was/is to take two out of 3 in this series (and I definitely didn't expect them to sweep). Tomorrow will be tough but possible.
So, what do you do? Give LaRoche a chance, or trade for a third baseman?
That seems to me the only options.
Thanks so much for providing the reference and accompanying review for Noodle House. My sister and I spent a good ten minutes reading the review and drooling over the pictures. We're planning a visit as soon as possible this week.
Nice comeback in the 9th. Kent really smoked his shot. Thought Nomar had done the same but that is a big centerfield. Man, the bench really looked ugly in the 9th, we can't continue to carry Maza and Berroa. Nomar has already passed the numbers of games I expected him to play before he got hurt.
http://www.bb-ref.com/pi/shareit/5atM
I didn't think he would get hurt right away. I did, however, think he would be a lot worse defensively than he's been. He's been bad, but not Offerman-on-crutches bad like I feared.
Yes, I did not exclude myself from the raspberry. Last year I supported him as I thought his offensive skills would resurface and they did rebound somewhat in the 2nd half but no one cared. This year I wanted him to go away but luckily he didn't, and he's given us a big boost at SS. His arm has been much more accurate then I remember.
Strangely enough, I had that problem with last night's column (but not with tonight's column). In that case I found that when I scrolled down near the bottom of the sports page to where they include the columnists pictures (and their most recent column) and clicked on it there I was able to use that link successfully even though I was never able to use the other one.
I also found the following quite interesting:
>> ANDRE ETHIER, who sometimes gets lost in the background because he's more solid than spectacular, made an interesting observation.
"They don't like consistent players in this game unless you're older," Ethier said. "They want to see the young guys flash a lot of stuff or they get impatient." <<
http://tinyurl.com/6jsfwe
Preach on!
>> Juan Pierre is ahead of schedule in his rehabilitation -- <<
## Pinch-hitting specialist Mark Sweeney will be activated in the next day or two, Torre said. ##
%% The Dodgers don't appear to be interested in Oakland closer Huston Street. . . %%
http://tinyurl.com/55e7or
0.2IP 0H 5ER 5BB 1K 0HR and 2 wild pitches for good measure. At least he didn't hit anybody.
"It's just a trust factor I guess," Torre said. "It probably worked against LaRoche that I've seen so much of DeWitt. It's certainly not anything against LaRoche other than the fact that for what I'm looking for Blake is filling the bill so to speak."
LaRoche has made only three starts at third base this month, with all three coming against left-handed starting pitchers.
"I'm learning my role right now," LaRoche said.
I feel like I won a bronze medal at the 1984 Summer Olympics.
Maybe Torre is reluctant to go with LaRoche because he goes by Andy instead of Andrew.
I definitely can understand that.
Acquiring Beltre would be so bittersweet. Like watching Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight. Brilliant performance by the way.
See: Fedor's 36-second dismantling of Big Tim.
He emerged from hiding before Saturday night's game, but when the Dodgers' gun-shy GM was approached, he said he had a telephone call to make and took off down the right-field line. Here's hoping he's not working on another trade.*
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