Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
Jon's other site:
Screen Jam
TV and more ...
1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
Working the count vs. Brandon Webb in the first three innings today ...
Inning 1:
23 Matt Kemp: seven pitches (three balls)
26 Andre Ethier: eight pitches (three balls)
25 Russell Martin: five pitches (three balls)
Inning 2:
40 Jeff Kent: two pitches (one ball)
34 Nomar Garciaparra: two pitches (one ball)
24 James Loney: seven pitches (three balls - should have been a fourth)
Inning 3:
31 Andruw Jones: one pitch (no balls)
22 Blake DeWitt: five pitches (four balls)
23 Matt Kemp: three pitches (two balls)
Under 30 average: 5.83 pitches (3.00 balls)
Over 30 average: 2.67 pitches (0.67 balls)
It's just a sampling, but I thought I'd mention it in case someone decides to talk about who can follow The Plan.
In the bottom of the first, Garciaparra and Kent bungled a rundown play. Garciaparra, the shortstop, was chasing a runner back to first base and waited long enough to throw to Kent that Kent bailed out, allowing the runner to make it back safely.
Jones, for his part, nearly created an inside-the-park homer for Stephen Drew in the bottom of the fourth, though Garciaparra bailed him out with a nice throw home.
It also reminds me of a favorite Built to Spill song:
"The plan keeps coming up again
The plan means nothing stays the same
But the plan won't accomplish anything
If it's not implemented
Like it's always been
And it makes me think of everyone
And the cause of this is evident
But the remedy cannot be found
Cause it's so well hidden
This history lesson doesn't make any sense."
I dislike the Padres more the Giants. I'm edgy that way.
Germany will be Plaschke's least favorite basketball team in the Olympics. They might as well have put Sasha Cohen on the team.
Simulator WE: 12.65%
vr, Xei
Thanks, Jon.
So he's got that going for him...Which is nice.
vr, Xei
I'm sorry to be this guy, but a performance that craters this terribly has to have something to do with PED's.
Or his body is falling apart at a rate unseen since the Iron Horse.
BA vs. Lowe, no one on base: .211
BA vs. Lowe, RISP: .347
Doesn't anyone think that Jones' problems are mainly between his ears?
His iPod headphones do resemble mine, but I think the Dodgers need to hire Mr. Burns' hypnotist.
Andruw: That's impossible. No one can give more than one hundred percent. By definition that is the most anyone can give.
Great pitching on this Dodgers team.
Great Pitchiing on this Dodgers team.
Catcher - Martin - great
1B - Loney - good, young and learning
2B - Kent - best days are behind him and he knows it
3B - DeWitt - nice little defender
SS - Nomar - Good offense, spotty defense and how long can he last?
LF - Ethier - nice player both with the bat and on defense.
CF - Jones - very poor offense and now on defense too.
RF - Kemp - good, young and learning
The pending return of Sweeney and Pierre makes me cringe.
Summary - Great Pitching.
We can both be right!
Act V, Scene II, Line 214 for those not concording at home.
--
"You! Look at what you've done. My starting pitcher thinks he's a chicken."
--
"I've decided to bring in a few ringers, professional baseballers. We'll give them token jobs at the plant and have them play on our softball team. Honus Wagner, Cap Anson, Mordecai "Three-Finger" Brown..."
If McCovey had only hit it 5 feet higher!
https://dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com/archives/1060281.html
(Also on MLB.com for more details.)
Does this mean that Joe Torre is now to inadvertently drink from the poisoned cup in celebration?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25768665/
They never adjust those totals for inflation do they?
It was an homage!
If he just had a little more power he'd be perfect.
And if McCovey had just hit it five feet higher....
C'mon, Kent, just wait for a fat pitch or lay off.
(rolls eyes)
And Kemp, for all his foibles, still sees more pitches per plate appearance than Kent or Garciaparra.
He has some good stuff.
Sutton: "Absolutely."
.306/.377/.484/.861 Kemp at leadoff
Pick on something that needs to be picked on.
103 Sure, I just didn't know why they were talking about it. Bring back the kidcaster!
Tee hee.
Sigh. I'm not sure I can watch this.
We need LaRoche to pinch hit for either Jones or DeWitt. But then I guess we wouldn't have a real hitter to PH for the pitcher.
Like we don't know the outcome already?
Thanks, Drew, says 'Druw.
BoMel is banking tomorrow night's game against the Cubs isn't close.
Grace is right, he took the wrong pitch in that at bat, too - a fat, flat fastball he just watched. Then had a good swing but on a tough pitch in on the hands.
Okay, c'mon Solution.
I need a ruling from the committee.
I sure wouldn't give it to him.
Good for Andy!
Back to the bench with you.
Andy can go a long way here to proving this obvious point we're all making.
Tee hee.
Okay, c'mon Bison!
TAKE A PITCH STOP
THEN TAKE LYON DEEP STOP END
DeWitt: .512 OPS (pathetic for a starter)
LaRoche:.592 OPS (would improve greatly with more ABs)
"Shut up."
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sad, really.
And bringing in the speedier Ozuna to PR looks like a great move, eh?
THE BISON RUN SCORING DOUBLE!!!
I shall now retract my AETW statement...for now : )
Just go away.
{/sarcasm}
I LOVE THE DODGERS!!!!
I LOVE THE DODGERS!!!!
I LOVE THE DODGERS!!!!
I LOVE THE DODGERS!!!!
It was gorgeous.
You need a new pitcher.
And the funereal voice of Darren Sutton is the cherry on top of the chocolate sprinkles atop the cake.
Boy, Lyon's been throwing some fat pitches.
Unbelievable these kids!
But the worst hitters on the team (DeWitt and Andruw) show absolutely nothing.
Thanks, Joe and Ned.
This is so sweet...
"In like a Lyon, out like a lamb."
"The Autumnal Equinox."
Actually, that'd be the vernal equinox, as the saying refers to March. I do not hold with that sort of sloppiness.
Rinse. Repeat.
That was a LaRoche trade that was shredded, thank you very much.
http://www.fangraphs.com/livewins.aspx?gameid=280720129
(I kid, I kid.)
This rocks.
Let's shut this down lickety-split.
241 Wasn't that a bad Mel Brooks movie?
The highlights will be fun.
Now we get to hear Mark Grace's Broxton mancrush in action.
Woo!
They get it.
They get it now.
They listened.
And listening worked.
The young guns didn't strike out.
They struck back.
The Dodgers?
They might just be back.
I had a bluebleederesque game on the mound today: 9 IP, 4 H, 3 BB, 13 K's, 0 ER
Oh well i can't let it damper the game of the season so far, lets hope we can pull this one out
The only people that haven't figured it out just happen to run the team.
Yup, this was all Joe Torre's doing.
1 DOWN!
I should check the last time two Dodger pitchers recorded their first major league win in the same series.
Go outside the box one time...Now I know how Chris Gaines feels.
C'mon, Broxton!
Welcome to the world of sunday league baseball OK94.
but you know what, my short stop & 2nd baseman are really good compared to other teams...
I need a drink.
WE WIN!
W00t!
Of course, tomorrow I'll be rooting for the Rox.
Dodgers get...?
The NL East has three teams within a 1/2 game with the top two tied.
The NL Central leader is ahead by 2.
The NL Wild Card leader is ahead by 1.
S'alright, I knew we had it in the bag from the first pitch of the game.
The oreo cookie soft serve "31 below" at baskin robbins is bad ass!
Now the Dbacks have to play the Cubs.
The Dodgers will have a tough series in Denver, no doubt (right Woden?) but this is much better than being two out.
http://tinyurl.com/yt6lcw
It should be a good series.
Also, we can all root for the Cubbies for the next few days.
best advice anyone ever game me is RUN RUN RUN if you want your arm to hold up.
among other exercises I do.
I like Ozuna's speed already!
See y'all later.
Dodger relievers in this series:
15 innings pitched, 9 hits, 2 earned runs, 4 walks, 15 strikeouts = 2 wins and 2 saves
Tremendous
From a possible 4 games out, to tied in the standings is a big swing.
With Ned probably GM'ing as if his job depended on it, I expect the Dodgers to make a major trade within 10 days. These two wins this weekend really kept the team in it.
A batter hits the ball to left and decides to go for two. If he's thrown out, does he still get credit for a single, despite getting thrown out trying to stretch it?
Thanks!
They rather show two female race car drivers arguing.
Maybe today's hit can get LaRoche in the lineup permanently.
I don't know why...It just does. Feelings are stupid.
Anyway, I'm still on cloud nine, though I couldn't watch the Sportscenter highlights because my Tivo is too busy recording Mad Men and can't be disturbed.
Berroa probably went in instead of Ozuna because Torre didn't want a guy who hadn't played in the field for a while to play defense.
The D'Backs face Chicago's Rich Harden, Jason Marquis and Ted Lilly. They counter with Randy Johnson, Micah Owings and Doug Davis.
http://www.iowacafe.com/
* - Sure, there are slices of Twins, Cardinals and Royals territory, but having lived in Des Moines it's predominantly Cubs.
You really ought to give Iowa a try, provided you are contrary.
Check the socks. Berroa wears high socks. Ozuna doesn't.
Berroa wears 13. There are three box scores showing Berroa playing second. And Vin said it was Berroa also.
Of course, it could have been Bobby Richardson.
Nope, Ojeda grounded out to Nomar at short.
And now she doesn't agree with you...
We can stand touchin' noses
For a week at a time
And never see eye-to-eye.
But we'll give you our shirt
And a back to go with it
If your crops should happen to die.
Iowa, in my limited travels there, is very nice.
But for a young man in his late 20s, it was deathly dull.
The site of Fedor playing cards before the fight was one of the funniest things I have seen.
http://tinyurl.com/69lr2y
It certainly was for her.
I've got a positive ID of Alfredo Griffin at Angels Stadium at the time.
I didn't see that last night, but I've seen him do that before when he was with PRIDE. Pretty hilarious.
vr, Xei
Comment status: comments have been closed. Baseball Toaster is now out of business.