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I don't necessarily expect the Manny honeymoon to last - surely he'll do something annoying at some point (in fact, his effort on the ball to the gap Friday already qualifies) - but I'll enjoy what I can out of it and try to put it all in perspective, evaluating the overall package instead of isolated incidents, good or bad.
Speaking of Casey Blake, I have a new nickname proposal for him, instead of the muppet character idea:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Puma
I've been so wooooooooooooooooooooried about him.
What's the correct level of fan participation so I don't offend anyone?
If he hits like he has been, though, then who cares.
Now that Manny knows for certain that he's going to be a free agent, at least he has a powerful incentive to be on his best behavior. Any incident will end up costing him a lot of money.
I had as much fun in 2004 as I've ever had at Dodger Stadium. It didn't end well but it sure had a lot of great moments. I wonder if the steroid spector of Gagne/Beltre has reduced that year for many. Still think if Penny had stayed healthy and Choi had been allowed to play 1st base we would have had a fighting chance instead of a Lima chance.
Ramirez's home run last night was, I believe, the second curtain call that's been given at Dodger Stadium this year. Ask yourself this question: Was it really the second-best thing that's happened this year?
I'm all in favor of fans getting excited. Hell, I wish Dodger fans would get excited more often about Russell Martin, Matt Kemp, and Chad Billingsley, guys who have done 20 times more for the Dodgers in their lives than Manny Ramirez has.
It's a crowd that's willing to boo a great player and (presumably) good person like Jonathan Broxton, but will lavish an embarrassing level of praise on the biggest jerk in baseball simply because he happens to be the shiny new toy. I mean, I understand why it happens, but that doesn't make it any less ridiculous.
Are you sure you don't mean baseball's Emily Litella crowd?
NEVER MIND!
IMHO, I think Manny has shown the masses the importance of having a bat in the line-up/where he is placed in the line-up; but that "Emily" crowd was well-prepped after Rafael went down. (for the year)(I'm guessing)
But then again, we do have Andr"U"w Jones....
Once again, NEVER MIND!
vr, Xei
The rarest thing happened that night too, I was sitting behind home plate on the field level and in a span of 3-4 pitches, two foul balls were struck and hit right to the seats directly in front of me.
First time, the guy dropped the ball and bounced towards the aisle where a mad scramble produced the winner, the second time, the ball skipped off his hands into the seats to the right of me where a fan handed his prize to his son.
I still hear it all the time on ESPN and in the Bay Area.
People show up in the third and leave in the seventh: hilarious, totally valid smack.
No one actually shows up for your games at all: invalid smack.
In McCourt mind, the L.A. rivals aren't the D'Backs or the Giants. Its the Lakers in the fight for the hearts and minds of L.A. The Lakers can't lose Kobe Bryant or else they'll turn irrelevant for the number of years until they can reacquire somebody noteworthy. The Dodgers can't lose Manny unless they bring in somebody who can also excite people like he can. Is it C.C. Sabathia, or Mark Teixeira? I'm not sure. But I'm sure resigning Manny would put more butts in seats.
Manny is valuable to the Dodgers' ticket sales not so much because he's Manny Ramirez, but because he's likely to help the team win. If different players help the team win next year, attendance will be just as good.
When I played baseball I didn't see the need to run hard for balls I determined were unreachable. Fruitless hussle to impress the ego, the coach, and the fans.
Why do we criticize those who don't hussle for the unreachable (a rational decision), yet don't criticize, BUT PRAISE, those who hussle for the ureachable (an irrational decision). Further, a decision that could cause unnecessary injury.
To heck with Joe Hussle. Joe Hussle's a moron.
So a question for EE stemming from the end of the last thread - the names placed on waivers are not publicly released? Does it ever become accessible information even after the season concludes or some other later date?
vr, Xei
Its commonly believed that just about the entire roster gets run through waivers during August, but this is business information only, not for the public.
It's all that damn Colletti's fault!
It didn't help matters that the play happened only hours after Manny had declared that he expected the center fielder to field every ball hit to the gap.
Nothing like a HSC reference to bring Tommy outside to play.
I think if I started a band, it would be called The Irrevocable Waivers.
Anyone else find that the MLB Scoreboard page for today (and any day except yesterday) gets an error page?
I'm in Firefox 3 Mac, if that matters (so anyone with same not have the problem?)
Maybe we can pick up Coco Crisp cheap. On the plus we will never need to worry about our left fielder taking out our SS trying to catch a flyball unless the SS makes it out to the running track.
one guy, Manny, energizes the team, which energizes the fans, etc
I think, for me, its been a long time since we had a real masher, a real threat in the middle of the lineup...
It really wasn't that long ago when Shawn Green and later Adrian Beltre were smashing home runs. Nor was Gary Sheffield that long ago.
At least by my reckoning. It's not like Dodgers fans have been wandering around the High Desert for 40 years hoping that they can find a restaurant that makes a mean burrito con manna.
I'm speaking for myself but maybe for other Dodger fans. Watching a player have fun when he plays the game helps me enjoy the game. Players like Jeff Kent who soldier through a season tend to suck the life out of a crowd.
When Martin and Manny showed as much excitement about the home run as the fans did, it just amps up the atmosphere. If a team was made up of 9 Jeff Kent's and showed zero emotion over playing the game would the fans care? Russel Martin is a solid catcher but it is his enthusiasm for the game that really puts him on my map. Until Saturday Night I'd hadn't seen Martin smile like that for what seems like forever.
Based on some of the comments yesterday, Manny is already the greatest player to ever play for the Dodgers. It will be interesting to read what they say two years from now if we make the mistake of giving him a Boras contract unlike the one we gave A Jones.
There are a couple good Mexican restaurants in Victorville and Apple Valley.
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we all saw what having Barry Bonds in the middle of the lineup did for the Giants, even in his late 30s/early 40s...everyone hit better cause of his presence...
Manny does that for us...there aren't many like him...we should take advantage...
Eric E. is referencing a Rosenthal column where a "Dodgers source" said that Martin needed to be knocked down a peg or two after making an incorrect pitch call in a game against the Cubs.
It was probably Rosenthal's most odious column of 2008.
It was probably Rosenthal's most odious column of 2008
That's quite a feat.
I'm dressing up like Lou Gossett, Jr. in "An Officer and a Gentleman" on four Fridays in October now.
Ramirez is even getting loud ovations for making the simplest of catches in left field - and when he strikes out.
"I didn't know whether or not to give Manny a high-five after he struck out in the seventh, because they were cheering him pretty good out there," Kent said. "That just puts it in perspective. There is a lot of excitement going on right now with the fans."
Wow, I don't remember that. I really wish we could find out who is using Rosenthal to air their dirty laundry.
James Loney, a young player who Torre has described as a bit goofy, likes having Ramirez in the clubhouse because he allows players to be themselves instead of feeling they need to act a certain way to conform to the peer pressure of the locker room.
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Manny, having a better perspective on the ball than you, determined otherwise. Especially since the television viewer wasn't offered a wide-angle view of the situation.
Shut up so Jeff Kent can read his motocross magazines in peace.
I was going to call the Sox fans ingrates for the way they're throwing Manny under the bus after all he did for that team. But it's not like Dodger fans haven't turned on former fan favorites in the past, for far less perceived offenses.
I'm expecting Boras to try for 5/100 and I'd rather pass, but I won't argue that having Manny hitting over the next few years would not be the worse thing.
LOS ANGELES, CA The Dodgers Women's Initiatives Network (DodgersWIN) will present a baseball clinic and luncheon at Dodger Stadium on Saturday, August 16, from 9 a.m. until 2:30 p.m. The fee of $125 for the event, called "Play to WIN," includes a ticket to any available regular season Dodger home game in 2008 and is open to fans 15 and older. Net proceeds benefit the Dodgers' official charity, ThinkCure! Tickets are on sale now via dodgers.com. DodgersWIN events are presented by Time Warner Cable.
The morning clinic takes place on the field and features instruction from Dodger second baseman Jeff Kent, Coaches Ken Howell and Bob Schaefer, and stars of the past such as Wes Parker, Maury Wills, Tommy Davis, "Sweet Lou" Johnson, Ron Cey, Al Downing, Lee Lacy, Bobby Castillo, Rudy Law, Ken McMullen, and Derrel Thomas.
Following the clinic, a luncheon features current Dodgers Russell Martin, Matt Kemp, Manager Joe Torre, and Hitting Coach Don Mattingly.
The event is part of the Dodgers' ThinkCure! Radiotelethon with KABC 790 and 95.5 KLOS Radios and KCAL television. The events and broadcasts of August 15-16 will raise funds for ThinkCure!, the Dodgers' partnership with City of Hope and Childrens Hospital LA, designed to fight cancer and find cures.
"All of us understand how vital the Dodgers have been to generations of Angelenos and to baseball fans worldwide," said Dodger President Jamie McCourt, who created the DodgersWIN program. "As an agent of social change, the Dodgers have created this network of initiatives to ensure that we reach out to women and present programs that play meaningful roles in their lifestyles. It's a key part of our commitment to the families of our community."
I was expecting it to blind Juan Pierre in center, which is not much of a problem for me.
I hope Manny does not do this.
I loved the cartoon show as a child.
I'd do it...in another year or two there is a ton of payroll coming off the books...if he can keep hitting for 3, maybe 4 years even...
in my mind, we are NL pennant contenders the entire time because we can score runs...and with our young pitchers...we are a threat to win the World Series every year...
I'd do it in a heartbeat...I'd be on the phone with Boras as we speak pinning him to that price
But can anyone compete with breakfast and an opportunity to win a Jack Fimple & Mike Davis autographed baseball.
I did not think so.
90 I also have a special prize, a Steve Lyons autographed ball to be awarded sometime that day.
(Apologies to Roger Angell, in one of whose books I saw that. It referred to someone other than Kent, though.)
My second favorite thing is Dave Stewart immediately retaliating against Sax in the bottom of the first because Canseco got hit in the top of the inning. Theres still some of that going on these days but you dont usually see its results immediately.
http://tinyurl.com/6o2gdt
During this past homestand the crowd has been on their feet for our outstanding pitching as well. When Torre takes the starter out of the game, after a solid outing, the crowd for the most part gives a standing ovation for that pitcher. Dodger fans get no respect.
That's two anti-Arbogast comments today, BH. You are venturing near "on notice" territory. :)
But I'd also think it was lame if they did away with the rule specifically so that Manny wouldn't have to follow it.
Jog it. I don't mind.
The point is that the thousand OPS isn't worth as much when you turn opposing team ground balls up the middle into triples.
http://tinyurl.com/637axx
Mine's longer than that right now.
Buncha longhairs around here!
In my high school, seniors got to leave campus during free periods. When I worked at the museum, I started at a cubicle and earned my way into an office. I don't think professional baseball players on a team are of equal rank.
Except they all get the same gift when appearing on the post-game show.
When hustling means the difference between catching a fly ball and letting it drop in front of you, I care.
I think grooming standards should apply universally across a team. The whole point of short hair rules is to project an image about the team. There's no point if some players are allowed to have long hair.
"Then there's a light in my
eye and a guy says
Out of the car long hair!
Oowee - You're coming with me
Said the local police"
And yet, the same grooming standards probably applied to you both places.
I see your point, and agree with it mostly, but there's no good reason grooming standards should be different for different players, or for that matter, that they should exist at all.
My stance includes grooming, but I don't know if it's limited to grooming. I think I'd probably have to decide on a issue by issue basis.
He even loved ELO as a kid! Ya gotta listen to it.
I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
I need people to make fun of. That is why I endorse the New Jersey spiky-haired look.
132. Of course it's subjective. Rules like "always run as hard as you can" are for dopey 8 yr olds whose judgment coaches don't trust, and are just told to act in a certain way all the time in the belief that, on average, that will turn out to be the right thing to do.
We're adults. The players are adults. We can all see when effort matters and when it is pointless (diving for first base, diving for a ball that is out of reach no matter what).
I often think that sportswriters, and even coaches/managers don't watch the game nearly as closely as we do. Actually, I know I miss a lot more when I'm at the game than when I'm at home (and can rewind and slo-mo if I want to).
To say that Ramirez would be a better defender if he cared a little more and tried a little harder is not to say that you'd rather have Aaron Rowand or Darin Erstad throwing themselves into walls to atone for their horrible hitting. Of course Ramirez is the better overall player. But not by nearly as much as the difference in hitting alone would suggest. And not by as much as he could be if he cared about defense.
Manny's terrific. But he's not above criticism.
Prepare to hate.
http://tinyurl.com/6lsdeo
"It'll be very interesting to hear what comes out of that Milwaukee clubhouse afterwards. Of course, maybe nothing will. In fact, I'm sure nothing will. But one never knows."
It would be awesome if they did it as a joke. But they are totally seriousl
"8/15/91: Don Mattingly is benched and fined $250 for having long hair."
Date - IP - R - H - BB - K - NP
8/3 - 1.1 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 1 - 17
8/2 - 1.1 - 1 - 1 - 1 - 2 - 30
7/31 - 1.2 - 0 - 1 - 0 - 2 - 20
7/28 - 1.0 - 0 - 0 - 0 - 2 - 15
7/27 - 1.0 - 0 - 1 - 0 - 1 - 7
I would hope so, because I respect you. I don't want to ever respect one of them.
It seems Torre has only two labels for relievers: "Not to be trusted" and "Work to death." Everybody is grouped into one category or the other. Kuo has now changed groups.
The "Homer at the Bat" episode aired a few short months later, February 20, 1992.
Joe Torre doesn't have a dimmer switch in his house.
Boy, I sure do. But I admitted that it was subjective, so you're certainly entitled to your opinion.
Manny Ramirez seems like Randy Moss to me. Fantastic in some ways. Supremely talented. Fun to watch when he's really focusing. But selfish and lazy and easily distracted by shiny objects. Whether or not the good is worth the bad is a judgment call. And the price (in terms of money and talent) matters.
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"It's nickel and dime," said the second baseman Steve Sax. "Somebody's hair is a ridiculous way to tear down a team."
In the article, Mattingly also requested that he be stripped of his team captaincy and asked to be traded from the Yankees to the Twins (!).
That is pretty much the most depressing comparison you can make for a Raiders fan. I was beyond happy the day we got Moss. I could not get over the fact we got my favorite player. After two years and me seeing him play in person, I began to loathe Randy Moss with a passion.
Mattingly was smart. He wanted to get a title!
I always felt bad for Mattingly. He was a great player, and I enjoyed him from afar. But it sucks for him that the Yankees appeared in a World Series in the year before and after he played, but not during.
The one Raiders jersey I own is a Moss #18. I'm debating whether or not to scrape off the "Moss".
I don't blame you, I was set to get a Moss jersey too.
I have Firefox Adblock, yet those ads don't disappear.
That's the normal Rockies' crew of Drew Goodman and George Frazier. In my opinion, they are the worst crew in the division.
I can't decide whether to get a McFadden or Russell jersey. Part of the decision is based on longevity. I'm leaning towards no jersey.
A Jersey of the fans, maybe?
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The Dodger season may be turning around, and if it is, I have to think the turning point was when Eric Stults shut out the White Sox going all nine innings.
What do you guys think was the turning point of the Dodger season?
Or a Bo Jackson jersey.
Yeah, it is really hard to say. I wish I had gotten a Ronald Curry jersey.
Goodman almost openly roots for the Dodgers, which is kind of weird. I guess there are a fair amount of Dodger fans in Colorado, but still.
Wow, really? Why? UTEP fan?
Wait, you went to UTEP, didn't you?
It's quite easy to use my system, which I call AdIgnore, without costing Jon dough.
Here is the sad thing. I got my Eric's confused. I am pretty sure you went to Texas University at Austin. Yet, Eric Stephen I think went to UCSD and is a USC fan.
And I still totally screwed it up.
http://tinyurl.com/62l9jy
There. I've contributed. Physics DR or Johnny Nucleo can take it from there.
The ghost of Danny Goodman approves!
Yes, I love it! Drive Kent insane.
That's why I stick to hallucinogens.
Checking ebay, Grace's rookie cards sells for around a buck.
That's pretty much the exact same description as you said in 206 .
Then sometimes it's weird to see anyone wearing a Pirates uniform.
Happy for him he's playing though.
Pirates will likely find a way to lose this one but it's fine to see them make the DBacks nervous.
And I also see, or hear, that the DBacks/Chase Field are doing that annoying thing of having kids do PA announcing that they did for awhile at SBC Park, too. I love kids. I don't love kids on the PA.
I'm a student of Yoda, but I watched a few of Manny's games years ago.
I know, that's why I changed it.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/215/462155353_c2b1842555.jpg
On the other hand, I think the acquisition of Andruw Jones was more like the cocaine scene in Annie Hall; just a quick sneeze and it blows all over the place, without getting to enjoy the high.
Juan Pierre is like Salvia. You feel like you have a brain tumor.
I do have two of Cal Ripken's rookie card, though.
(That's the street name for a kilo of Pierre.)
I really need to get a new keyboard that's stop deleting things.
And adding apostrophes.
That's just my brain.
Cause we were so used to seeing him in Dodger blue...
An old friend of mine from high school once read that there is a hallucinogenic substance in banana peels. So he bought a pound (ed: !) of bananas, took the peels, dried them to a powder in the oven, and rolled it up with some tobacco. He didn't recommend it as a particularly enjoyable experience. Although he was able to make enough banana bread to last him for a week or two.
Also not recommended: smoking ladyslipper roots, morning glory seeds, or dried up toad skins. I can only speak for the first experience; the other two are mentioned in my Anarchist Cookbook, which also does not have very good things to say.
Baseball cards died in 1989. The culprit can be seen here:
http://tinyurl.com/2wy7c9
I have at least five of those.
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Man, Darren Sutton is such a homer. You'd think I'd remember this but it's just always such a shock to my system after listening to Vin most of the time.
Daron...!
"Now let's get some runs!"
"Where did that pitch miss?"
Etc.
Aside from getting a paycheck, Sutton loves the D-backs because they are one of the few teams in baseball not to have hit a home run off his dad.
I have that too. Signed by some guy in a Wolverine costume!
1. Open bottle of tequila
2. Point in general direction of mouth
3. Count to 15
4. Return tequila to upright position
5. Wake up on the bathroom floor
6. Be so hungover the next day you don't care about anything else
Totally, it's annoying how much that stuff can consume you. You will know when you find that special someone.
When it gets to me, I take it out on Pierre, Colletti, and Torre.
Perfect time to follow 266 .
Tequila hurts me, it does. Something else better, I like.
Become a librarian, it's a great way to meet chicks!
I am a Scotch man myself.
Especially after Marty made fun of me for being young and drinking 7 and 7s.
Positively 4th Street
Idiot Wind
Just Like a Woman
It Ain't Me Babe
Shelter from the Storm
Good way to meet cougars, though.
http://bioproj.sabr.org/bioproj.cfm?a=v&v=l&bid=925&pid=964
I do like a glass of wine (or three) to mellow out though personally I find alcohol just makes me more depressed (at least after it wears off). But whatever works. I also recommend:
Writing, even if it's just ranting, cathartic emails to friends.
Exercise - get those endorphins up. (B vitamins, too.)
Hang with friends - listen to some live music, see evidence of the existence of other women.
Read Matt Groening's "Love is Hell" (Life in Hell) comics
Watch/rent "Spaced" on DVD.
Drink more.
Sleep.
Take a class.
Time.
Meet someone else.
My sister actually met her boyfriend at the high school they both teach (he teaches Japanese; she art and ESL) and they kept it under wraps for awhile because they were afraid they'd be frowned upon by gossipy, frowny-type colleagues but it was fine. And where else ya gonna meet someone when you spend all your time in one place like that? It's worked out great so far.
I think the time depends upon your respect for local traffic laws.
Then next two years, his age 25,26 he makes $400k...what do we do next tear? Dewitt, is he ready? If we can't trust a 24 yr old like Laroche, how can they just give it to Dewitt...age what 23 next spring... they can offer Arb to 35 yr old Blake ...$6mil + or 2-3 yr deal to age 37...OK ...or Nomar or some other big million old guys...
Anyways, if we had just laid off the Blake...we could have sat on an offer of Morris and Meloan with a catching prospect and Andre Ethier...take it or leave it...Add Hanson, Moss...I think Bay/Manny deal gets done...we keep Laroche to see how he blossoms backed by Dewitt...Ned gets no more overvalued FAs this winter...of course he'd be gone then...and we'd finish the year with 4 OFs, Andre's not playing anyways...instead we have 5 OFs, no DY, and no Andy Laroche...
and we have to offer more in the way of prospects since we can take on zero payroll...why? because Ned's blown it already...
You ever notice how Ned always gets pushed into deals?
Thanks you for listening.
Five if you floor it and don't stop to pee.
Here's that ticket:
http://www.stubhub.com/san-francisco-giants-tickets/?ticket_id=121515319
Yeah, about 6 on the 5.
I can set Greg Brock up with a "motorman's friend."
I think it's the same one Strom Thurmond used during his epic filibuster in the 1950s.
I know that it was the original title for the movie "Pastime" and maybe they were right to change it. But it fits. Maybe as a temp title, anyway.
At least you would get people wondering what the title meant.
We ended up with "Joy in Mudville." Don't use that.
http://tinyurl.com/5ukkjs
2. Breaking Ball
3. Infield Fly
4. Catcher's Interference
5. Foul Pole
Ducks on a Pond!
Just write a script about a latin baseball player. I've given you the hard part. Now just fill in the rest.
309 Yay! Thanks.
I actually think I read a script called "The Mendoza Line" once. People who weren't baseball fans had no idea what it was when they tried to market it. It's also a great band name. How about "The Kid From Left Field"? No. "Rhubarb"? I'll put a cat in it.
"The Wheelhouse" might be a fun title.
313 - Actually the main character is a Native American. I could call it "Tomahawk Chop THIS!"
Call it "Eephus"
Two Men On
Spray Hitter
Easiest Base
Force Out
The first rain delay was 165 minutes and now they're in another. And the first one caused AP to send out headlines like "Cubs fans seek shelter from the storm at Wrigley."
Totally.
I know. I suck. Bill Hicks died and I gave up.
Slappy McPopup
Scrappy
Rally Killer
Gamer
Play the Game the Right Way
General Soreness
Passed Ball
Born on 3rd Base (Thought He Hit a Triple)
Professional Hitter
Hey, this is easy!
Bill Hicks is great and Mitch Hedberg is great.
So happy I got to see him a few months before he passed.
"BABIP!"
and so on.
The Mariners scored 10 runs in the 7th against the Twins.
1. Find some commonplace saying or object
2. Take it literally
3. Realize that this stuff is only funny with his delivery
"The Gamer" might be kind of funny, actually, though maybe only people on DT would laugh knowingly.
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Man, I miss Bill Hicks. We need him.
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
The Astros and Cubs game is over. The Astros won 2-0.
The game was called in the 8th due to lightning in the area.
The game was not suspended because:
1) it was not stopped because of a power failure or darkness
2) the game was not tied
3) the road team had not tied or taken the lead in the top half of the inning before the home team could bat.
60'6"
Splitter
vr, Xei
"I don't like NY Deli Sandwiches, too much meat on the sandwich... it's like a cow with a cracker on either side"
a funny joke, regardless of delivery.
I've seen him on Adult Swim, he's good.
He's like the hipster Seinfeld.
(Some clips of Dana Gould on Youtube if you're bored.)
Yeah, I wish I saw Comedians of Comedy on tour.
At least we still have George Carlin
Ummm....Greg, you better sit down for this one.
Underdog, after careful consideration, I have decided the title of your script shall be "Ground Rule Triple". You're welcome.
"What would you like with that sandwich?"
"A loaf of bread...and some other people!"
I guess it beats Bob's title pick of "CI: Las Vegas".
And I submit that Leela at the Bat is required viewing, even if you don't like Futurama.
Go ahead. Mock me.
I'd mock you if you did it.
Baltimore Chop
Hit 'em where they ain't
I hope its not because of your casual drug use in front of class!
362 Dana Gould is doing a short set tomorrow at UCB, but right now there's a waitlist: http://tinyurl.com/6dqdfh
I'll leave it at that.
I really want to see Zach Galafanakis live. Dave Attell once brought him on stage during a set, but he refused to do any jokes.
I can't, however, imagine a family of four from Missouri debating whether to go to Knott's Berry Farm or Walt Disney World.
I'm coming in very late on a long thread - which I haven't read half of - so maybe I'm missing your point... but in fact Knott's Berry Farm really was a berry farm back in the day - makers of Knott's jam and jellies - owned by the Knott's family - who were also famous as far right-wing conservatives... but that's probably another topic for another site... how it became an amusement park, is too long a story to get in to here...
GB, if you ever get tenure and get to name an elective class whatever you want, I implore you to choose "Burning Poo and the Human Response" as the title.
I could fit that in, no problem.
they could never have had that at my high school. particularly with my class.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=93192093
Then the mushrooms wore off.
probably the reason i majored in political science and went to law school.
at least i know who to blame.
Imagine if we taught Latin, art, and music as well. It would almost be like getting a real education.
the next time was because of the yoda.
allegedly.
I got tested on that film in one of my film theory classes.
the question is... and i hope this doesn't step on rule 5... is what would you drop?
I'd make mathematics optional beyond rudementary algebra. I'd stop pretending that everybody should go to college and reintroduce vocational training. Hate school? No problem. Don't blame you. Go be a craftsman and make more money than I do.
And I'd take kids to museums and parks. You know, outside and stuff.
A few of the honors/AP english classes were like that as well, but my penmanship kept me out of them and in normal (which may has well been remedial) . It's evil of me, but I'm looking forward to visiting again with my Highest Honors lit degree from UCLA.
I will then use it to kindle a fire before begging for money.
I am down with the Brock school of well...schooling.
I had to buy Grapes of Wrath for I think my history of California class. Never ended up having to read it.
Understanding "Hills Like White Elephants" is more important than learning a trade.
The previous teacher showed Simpson episodes and let the seniors ditch. Sadly, we got a real teacher that actually tried to teach. That was until she was driven insane by us and had to leave class.
i was shocked the other day when i heard they wanted to make alegbra a requirement for the 8th grade. makes no sense. i took it as a freshman and hand several sophomores in the class (many of them who had to borrow my answers to get by).
I don't even know what a "1" is. But I told him to throw the report card away and take the girl to MOCA.
Its sort of interesting that if you half-coasted in high school doing what you wanted to do, save up a little, go to europe, then just did community college (where the math requirement only goes up to a fairly easy statistics class, if I remember right--I took Calculus because I'm a dweeb) you'd get a much rounder and enjoyable education.
But that stigma that comes with not going right away to a four year (and a few problems that come from being a transfer student) are extremely crushing to a 17 year old, I remember very clearly. I'm very lucky that some unfortunate circumstances allowed me to bypass the otherwise silly high school system.
What is MOCA?
I wish Suffering Bruin was here. He'd back me up on this. That's my brother in arms.
If I told you, you'd cry.
i am convinced that i got a better education at long beach than i would have at the unnamed school. perhaps its because it was where i was suppose to be.
but yeah, the idea that everyone has to go to college was old even when i was going to college. it was especially odd to me, since my parents built a company worth a small fortune with nothing more than high school diplomas.
Okay, that is way cooler than I was expecting. I agree, take a kid to that.
In the end, despite a fairly poor system, I've found that smart, culture/knowledge-driven people tend to get past any sort of circumstances and make a pretty good basis out of themselves. I was happy to get into UCLA, and felt it offered a few opportunities I couldn't have found else where (mostly due to my odd concentration than any sort of fake idea of prestige), but I probably learned just as much of two years at a local JC as I did with two years at UCLA.
We don't have time! Quadratic equations aren't going to solve themselves, trainwreck. And there aren't any computer programs that can do it for you in three seconds. Nope. Not a one. And we have a test in three weeks. Need to be ready for that.
Even now, I want to go local JC and take classes, but then I think about having to do homework and nonsense.
They are teaching that stuff in the eighth grade now.
Everybody who factors equations on a day to day basis, please step forward.
I do it for fun, but yeah, I work in one of the "math is necessary" fields of computers and haven't -had- to do anything fancy for a while. Though I still do just for giggles.
It helps when reading Pynchon, though.
Pretty much take your most optimistic view of life and society and assume that will happen next year. That is how a hippie thinks.
Everybody who has ever been in a high school classrom, and spent dozens of hours volunteering their time please step forward...
Would you like to be a guest lecturer? I'd love to have you.
I didn't think so.
But alas and oh well. I am excited that Greg (and KG?) are going to be at the picnic.
I would be the realistic D.A.R.E. teacher.
Reserving judgements is a matter of infinite hope.
Anybody who takes personal offense needs to grow a dermis.
"You may call my love sophia, but I call my love philosophy." -Van Morrison (A Sense of Wonder)
This is a record for comments without a Juan Pierre drop. So there you go. He sure is scrappy.
So that was nice. Would have been nicer if, you know, she wouldn't have had a child at 17, but it is what it is.
Sometimes you just have to smile on the outside and cry on the inside.
Damn!
Your'e like Edward James Olmos. Mr. Brockmenez.
[Name redacted] was taken from her home at 2:54 AM. Do not share her wherabouts with family members. Do not share any information. A social worker will be along shortly to brief you. If a family member attempts to contact you, notify the [redacted] Police Department.
Craziness.
Holy balls, that is insane. Now I can understand why you wanted to leave your old job so badly. Yet, they probably needed a good educator like you.
I don't even know who she is, but I just hope the best for her.
Seriously, I thank you for helping her out and others. I wish more people would do the same. I hope I can make a difference like that.
Female Olympians to follow in Beijing include:
Kara Goucher
If you can find the velocity of the ball off Manny's bat, we're almost home, though we would need to posit the height of the tee in question. And by almost I mean to say that we could do the math for a range of angles of ball off the bat and see just which angle spits out the farthest distance from the tee and advise Manny to hit the ball accordingly.
It mentions we consider Hu untouchable. Personally I would rather have LaRoche than Hu. Maybe this means Furcal isn't coming back.
http://tinyurl.com/5bsk4m
http://tinyurl.com/5eqpkx
No, I am not the seller.
"We still have to pitch, we still have to play great defense and maximize everything we do," he said. "Adding one power hitter to the lineup isn't going to drastically change what you do if you can't execute."
Perhaps you can clarify for me the logic behind not sending a pitcher (Kershaw for example) to a hitter friendly league. How is getting shellacked a couple of times at the minor league level any better than the occasional shellacking at the major league level. I would think that the difference in skill level in the major leagues would more than compensate for the "hitter friendliness" of a given park or league, therefore it seems like you are actually making it harder for the prospect.
Also I understand why a park can be hitter-friendly but how is an entire league hitter-friendly, is it just a bunch of hitter-friendly parks or is it more than that?
Kara Goucher (from 450 ) is exceedingly nice to look at, and gives endearing interviews.
There's nothing wrong with learning algebra in the 8th grade if you are so inclined. Our math standards have become so lax, that it seems like a big deal, but it really isn't a problem if math is taught properly in elementary school.
Also, if you want to take classes at a JC (or a university) and don't want to be bothered with grades or homework -- feel free. Just audit the class. You still have to pay the fee, but you get to participate without all that bother. You'll ease the burden on the instructor, so he/she likely won't mind.
Maybe tomorrow we can take a look at was vs. were when following if, wish, etc.
Baseball in August in Saint Louis will melt the best men, how did they do it in the daytime for all those years, in those wool uniforms?
If you ever want to hear my - or better yet my sister's - rant about standardized testing do let me know. It's all quite entertaining, and depressing.
Kent is making a mockery of our bet, trying to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to look ridiculous...
Immanuel Kant was a real ---sant
who was very rarely stable.
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could think you under the table.
David Hume could out consume
Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel,
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.
I think the games were much faster then. Only standing out there 2 hours instead of three would help
Using Baseball-Reference.com, I compared the 1958 Dodgers to the 2008 Dodgers, and the difference was smaller than I (or you) thought.
There were game times listed for 83 games of the 1958 club, and the average time was 2:36.
Through 111 games this season, the average game time is 2:55.
He's probably hurt, compensating and the results are no power.
Tony Abreu may have missed the opportunity of his career and ultimately may cost the Dodgers the pennant.
We'd be talking about 1900 - 1938 games.
Which was worse playing in the daytime in Saint Louis in August on grass, or playing at night on Astroturf after it was heated up all day?
I guess a daytime game on Astroturf would be the overall winner of the worse miserable experience a player had to endure during the silly 70's.
God bless standardized testing!
For the record, the answers were:
ABEEACDDEAAABCDEEAAABBCDDDEAADDCCBBB
LF Anderson: 102 G, 393 AB, 112 H, 2 3B, 60 RBI, .285 BA
CF Hunter: 103 G, 391 AB, 111 H, 2 3B, 60 RBI, .284 BA
RF Guerrero: 103 G, 391 AB, 111 H, 2 3B, 60 RBI, .284 BA
But they didn't have standardized testing to the degree they do now, where whole schools and districts are judged by how well kids can memorize BS rote facts and figures without, you know, actually learning anything, and there's no time left over for anything else half the time except for preparing for these stupid tests and... oh, I said I wouldn't rant about it. Never mind. {inhale}
They told you to erase completely and not leave any stray marks.
Bob Timmermann, King of Rote Facts!
I was that way too, at least into undergrad. When I started my masters program, I decided to take all of my classes pass/fail, specifically so that I would focus only on learning and not at all on my grade. It helped a lot.
I try to tell my students to focus more on learning than on their grade, but they don't buy it.
Wait. You...teach...people???!!! :)
Who said anything about people...?
Thank you.
Also, getting through multiple choice questions in a third of the time as everyone else is fun. Especially at the bar exam, when you freak out all the people around you because you finish a three hour test in an hour.
My experience is that a 14-year-old can learn as much math in 6 months as a kid starting at age 6 can in 8 years.
I was homeschooled, which pretty much consisted of playing outside all day, until I was 13. I find that most of the things I did not learn have been forgotten by everyone else anyway.
Kemp, Martin, Loney, Manny, Blake, Ethier/Pierre, Hu, DeJesus.
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How are the 2008 Rays similar to the 1969 Mets?
On the 1969 Mets, the ace starter was 24-year-old Tom Seaver.
On the 2008 Rays, the ace starter is 24-year-old Scott Kazmir.
The 1969 Mets had a 61-101 record in 1967, two years prior to winning the World Series.
The 2008 Rays had a 61-101 record in 2006, two years ago.
The 1969 Mets had a closer, Ron Taylor, who had won a World Series (1964).
The 2008 Rays have a closer, Troy Percival, who has won a World Series (2002).
The 1969 Mets were 53-39 at the All-Star break.
The 2008 Rays were 55-39 at the All-Star break.
The 1969 Mets manager had a three-letter first name (Gil) and a six-letter last name (Hodges).
The 2008 Rays manager has a three-letter first name (Joe) and a six-letter last name (Maddon).
The 1969 Mets had a rookie as their primary third baseman (Wayne Garrett).
The 2008 Rays have a rookie as their primary third baseman (Evan Longoria)
This isn't plate appearances, but Vic Davalillo played in 44 straight games as a leadoff hitter without a walk in 1967-68.
He batted in other spots during his career.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/pi/shareit/jQvP
THE SUPERINTENDENT!
Unless they're covert double-agents working on behalf of their team's arch-rival.
My focus in school was on learning, but a love of learning also led me to have excellent grades. I never found a conflict between the two, because I was perfectly willing to do assignments and follow directions.
I also do museums and parks and concerts, and we read a lot of good books together, but I wouldn't completely remove homework from the equation.
Thanks and strange. I always thought Pierre was the Mickey Rivers of the 21st century.
Thanks for sharing that. I seem to remember seeing her husband run for Colorado back at a meet in Eugene in the 90s some time. He was really good, and won his race by a huge margin. I had never heard of Kara until today when I ran across an article about 2008 Olympians.
Half of whom are Zappalas.
"I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan."
-Mickey Rivers' response to playing left field for the first time
More good Mickey Rivers quotes here:
http://tinyurl.com/6halr9
Elementary teachers have kids for six hours a day, five days a week. If you can't teach a child the essentials with that much time, you are a terrible teacher.
I'm really only a "running fan" around the Olympics, and hadn't heard her maiden name either. It's fun that they live in Oregon and are coached by Alberto Salazar, somewhat of a local celebrity when I was a kid.
Her face is well-nigh perfect. My wife has the same jawline.
Otherwise, you might end up like this guy:
http://tinyurl.com/6pl8vv (SFW)
I taught a class this past semester that had 70 students. It had 30 each of the previous two times I taught it.
70 was way too many. My course evaluations were much worse, even though I know without a doubt that the course was much better.
Six kids, trapped in an inner-city hell. Baseball was their only salvation. They needed help. They needed to find a new home. They needed a ... Productive Out.
I know many of my kids have their parents take them to museums, concerts, plays and other enrichment type activities. While I appreciate that, I have to say that it isn't enough. The HW is specifically designed to reinforce key parts of the curriculum as well as involve parents in the classroom activities.
Philosophy is an elective, so I get all four grades in that class. The freshman are like new fish at Shawshank, trying not to make eye contact and hoping not to be noticed by the seniors.
The difference between a high school freshman and a senior can be measured in decades.
"In a world gone wrong, they're trying to hit to the right side...of the tracks."
"With the deck stacked against them, they end up in St. Louis, and find favor with...the Cards."
On Saturday, I was forced to witness the difference between a freshman boy and a freshman girl. It was the most uncomfortable thing imaginable. I can't imagine a "senior" or even a sophomore involved. I'm not sorry I'm done with that.
1. Kemp
2. Blake
3. Martin
4. Manny
5. Loney
6. Kent
7. Ethier
8. Ozuna
9. The studliest pitcher in baseball.
I bet it's easy to lose track.
There's been much discussion of who did what to bring him to LA...I don't really care. The overcrowded outfield is another issue. Most of the bloggers and some of the beat writers are questioning Pierre's place in the batting order (1, 2, or 8) and the lack of consistent playing time for Ethier. When is McCourt going to realize that the emperor (Torre) and his court jester (Colletti) are not wearing any clothes?
Depends on the age level. My second graders get work fro about 25 minutes a day at the beginning of the year and work up to about 40 minutes of work.
Each night is 1 HW piece, 1 phonics, 1 short writing (an interesting picture that I pull from yahoo news) and teh kids tell me a story about the picture, and reading log which makes them read for 20 minutes and have parents sign the log.
I give the entire HW packet for the week on Monday and collect it back on the following Monday. I give kids and parents ample time to do it.
I give the entire HW packet for the week on Monday and collect it back on the following Monday. I give kids and parents ample time to do it.
That is so cool.
I kind of think so.
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