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Tonight, Derek Lowe became the first starting pitcher in Los Angeles Dodger history to allow at least 13 hits in a start of fewer than four innings.
Lowe pitched his second 13-hitter as a Dodger. Ken Howell holds the Los Angeles record for a game by allowing 15 hits.
Shortstop is really going to go down to the wire. Furcal, Berroa, Nomar, and Hu all have a shot at being listed as the starting SS by season's end.
Plus, I'll update BH's stat from last night:
Andruw, RISP: 5 for 55, 13 walks
Manny, RISP: 4 for 5, HR, 2 walks
Sadly, Manny is about to come up with 0 in scoring position. Although technically, he is in scoring position from the batter's box. :)
Randy Johnson threw 102 strikes (149 total pitches) on 7/31/02.
http://6-4-2.blogspot.com/2008/07/dodgers-trade-for-casey-blake.html
This is going to make Derek Lowe, Hiroki Kuroda, Chad Billingsley, and Brad Penny, who all have ground ball to fly ball rates over 1.5, extremely unhappy. Casey Blake gives the Dodgers quite possibly the worst defensive infield in baseball, and that doesn't seem wise when your four best pitchers are all ground ball pitchers.
6.0 IP, 2 H's, 1 HR, 2 BB, 10 K's
Heh! But Blake isn't our problem.
Kenny Howell's 14-hit record is still intact!
Thanks, Lasorda.
19 - No.
Yeah Lowe was awful tonight. What can you do? He has games like that. As D4P pointed out, quite a few hits were also ground balls that just found holes. On the other hand, he was also crushed more than his fair share of times. Not one of his best.
So close.
Joel Pineiro?
Thanks.
ESPN has him at 1.60 right now.
The only reason I can think is Lasorda wanted to get Orel the win so he could even his record at 15-15 (even though he was great in 1989).
That, or Lasorda was an arm shredder.
It is interesting to note that the experiment with the "kids" is over, with Martin/Loney /Kemp the only survivors. Ned did not waste much time filling the team up with PVLs again.
Unfortunately, it looks like the high water mark for the 2008 Dodgers was back when they were tied with AZ for a game or two.
It would have made more sense (!) for Ned to have included an OF (Ethier probably) instead of an IF (LaRoche) in the Manny trade. Now they have three unhappy OFers and will lose one (Young probably) when Young comes off the DL.
Ned could not have been thinking much about the future since third base will now be a sucking wound for the forseeable future.
Who else besides Fernando & Orel? I'll probably feel stupid for forgetting.
Blake DeWitt.
Seriously, the Andy LaRoche sad fest needs to end. Its getting to almost Brett Farve-ian like proportions. He's gone, and a Pirate. We all need to move on. Please, for my sanity. For your sanity. For the sanity of the Planet.
Young will be here until at least the end of the year. He won't come off the DL until rosters expand September 1.
Fernando 4 2/3
Hershiser 7
Wetteland 7
Ramon 8 2/3
Belcher 9
Hershiser 11
If we really want to upgrade our infield, its at SS, and 2nd. Not at 3rd.
what's the low-down
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AWESOME!!!
By what measure?
Hopefully Dewitt can learn to play 2b effectively.
With Penny taking Johnson's roster spot, there's not really a place for McDonald yet. Let him get a few more starts in at AAA, on a regular rotation, then bring him up for bullpen work in or near September.
Three words: Fal. Ken. Borg.
On July 6th, the team was 43-45.
On August 6th, looks like the team will be 56-57.
1 game over .500 cant be the best record in the NL during the last month? Can it?
His pitch count doesnt matter when you are spraying line drives all over the field. He's not a good pitcher and was not a good pitcher tonight. He easily could have given up 6-7 runs and been out of the game early.
That said, we'll probably need a 2nd baseman next year, too.
Okay, I'm off to a late soccer game. Hope I get to hear about the Dodgers valiant comeback effort when I return.
Playing Hu at SS would help the defense and probably not hurt the offense anymore than Berroa is currently doing.
The idea is that 2B is less of an offensive position than 2B, so DeWitt's offense would be more acceptable there instead of the hot corner.
MLB numbers, 2008
.276/.337/.411
.266/.336/.437
The thought would be it's easier to find a 3B that can hit than a 2B can hit.
Also, I don't think anyone's giving up on DeWitt. He just might not be ready until later 2009, or possibly 2010.
I can't believe I forgot the Borg!
I'll be in the corner, hanging my head in shame for a bit. Hey, where's that dunce cap, anyway?
Jeez, I forgot the labels:
2B - .276/.337/.411
3B - .266/.336/.437
Moving DeWitt to 2nd just blocks Hu and DeJesus .
They shouldnt be playing 2b either.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/07/09/nbcs-olympic-schedule-unv_n_111662.html
More power at 3B.
I don't know what catchers are available but it might be an easier way to make um... progress.
Good job Blake, another comeback???
About 16-18 total bases over a whole season.
This time it's for real
This is meant to be constructive criticism of the Golden God, who I want to be the Dodger's catcher for a very long time and have a nice big LA on the hat on his plaque in Cooperstown.
LaRussa and Torre are showing why they get paid the big bucks.
Torre go back in the dugout.
Thank you.
10 minutes to determine.
Thanks too.
All this for a damn pitching change.
Actually, I'd like to see it withdrawn because of a Dodger win, but still.
Which is saying a lot.
Looked pretty decent to me. Umpire has a huge zone. It would be amazing to win this game via protest.
Probability the League President opines that losing Sweeney adversely affect the Dodgers's chances of winning the game = a very small number.
I imagined that being delivered by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, and it was hilarious.
It would have been interesting, but I don't think Torre would ever pull Kent back for Sweeney.
So can I, for that matter.
"Nothing ever good ever came out of St. Louis." - Humma Kavula.
I could be watching "America's Favorite Dog".
I guess the Belgians own it now.
Dodgers are now 31-3 when scoring 6 runs.
Game time temperature? 94 degrees.
Granted, the temperature tonight was a mere 83 degrees.
Oops! Lowe gave up 7 runs in that start.
Brett Favre has been traded to the New York Jets.
209 - Broadway Brett. The ESPN-hype machine is going to be out of control.
If ESPN likes it, I don't. If ESPN liked chocolate, I would hate it.
I can't begin to imagine what this will do to the price of oil.
I don't know why I ever wanted to be one.
Well, except for the killing yourself part.
Can I just stay in college...til at least 30?
I wish I had "become and academic."
Nate, does your employer block Dodger Thoughts? If not, turn that frown upside down!
You'll never be an academic now!
It gets better.
As long as DT isnt blocked, just enjoy having a comfortable computer desk job.
I wasn't always a teacher, you know.
Nate must just have a case of the Mondays.
I would also add that no, I did not get your fax. Becuase fax machines, to my knowledge, have never worked once in the history of the world.
Whew!
Sometimes its not just the equipment, but the co-workers as well! :)
Nate, just get a dotcom job. Long hours at times, some stress, but you get to be online all day and get paid for it, and it's fun. There's also an adult online vendor in our office building if you want me to drop off a resume for you. Not adult in the sense of "I hate being an adult" but "Behind the curtains, wink wink nudge nudge" sense. Just say the word.
Okay, off to soak my hurty body in a tub and read a comic book. Who said being an adult is never any fun?
New unhappy campers (taking the reigns from Aaron Rodgers): Chad Pennington and Kellen Clemens.
Aww, just forget that damn sentence. I need a drink.
if Favre takes 50 percent of total snaps with the Jets in 2008, the fourth rounder becomes a third-round pick. If he gets 70 percent of the snaps and the Jets make the playoffs, it becomes a second-round pick; and if he gets 80 percent of snaps and the Jets make the Super Bowl, it becomes a first-round pick
"The mechanics of diminutive Tim Lincecum" 7 pages on his life, and how he throws.
Back to Office Space, I admire Lawrence's ambition in what he would do with $1 million.
baby steps...baby steps.
Taco Tuesdays! Delicious 99¢ tacos combined with discounted drinks. What better post-work combo is there?
For a split second I forgot we were talking about the Jets, and I thought you were speaking of Billingsley. Whew.
I'm right in oldtown scottsdale so within one mile of my work and apt (i live one mile to work) there are like 9740970560 bars/places with excellent happy hours.
I've been too exhausted to do that but I'm sure it will eventually start happening.
wow, green bay really...really do not want him to become a Viking.
Scottsdale, huh? Does that mean no DT picnic for you?
I have a feeling we'll be pouring a lot of 40s at Elysian Park for all the missing homeys.
You, sir, have inspired me to go El Torrito.
I will taste the difference.
Don't worry, a lot of my buddies moved up here and are within close proximity...weekends will be awesome. Weekdays...eh.
270
Yeah, I can't make it, pour a 40 and chug another one for me.
Make mine a Steel Reserve.
Men's Olympic Football starts in 3 hours.
I turned down meeting a girl out tonight with that excuse.
And that said, I am going to bed. Please haunt my dreams.
Just buy a polo shirt with your company logo on it and accept it
Ha! I'm totally wearing my company polo tomorrow (1 of 2 I own!). It was free though.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-simers7-2008aug07,0,575874.column
Sorry.
But I will be happy to buy you a beer at the game.
An excerpt:
PIERRE WAS not in the lineup, so I checked to see if he was bellyaching again. "I've got nothing," Pierre said, which pretty much explains why Torre isn't playing him.
I generally don't like Simers, but I have to admit sometimes he comes up with some funny lines.
I meant 40s in symbolic nature only.
No booze at parks, no lap dances at strip clubs.
What's your problem, Los Angeles?
However, its OK to get lap dances at parks and booze at strip clubs. Or as I call it, August 16!! :)
"They're definitely the No. 1 choice," Paul Kinzer said.
Kinzer lamented the back injury to Furcal, which required surgery, postponed talks of an extension and most likely lowered his price tag. Furcal is in the final year of a three-year, $39-million deal.
"This wasn't their fault or our fault that this happened," Kinzer said. "If this hadn't happened, we probably would have something done by now."
Kinzer said he would like to get Furcal re-signed with the Dodgers by then.
"If we get a fair offer, we'll have something done by then," he said. "He's not necessarily saying he has to test the market."
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-dodfyi7-2008aug07,0,4325209.story
Anyone else hear a Bob the Builder chorus of "Yes You Can!" while reading this Jones quote in the Simmers piece?
...but not Furcal's back.
PS: Office jobs suck. Stay in school, kids.
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