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Chuck Culpepper, whom I've mentioned in these parts before (he wrote this article, for example), is really a superb sportswriter. He has written a wonderful book called Bloody Confused! that I'd like to recommend to you. It's sort of a combination of Bill Bryson and Nick Hornby, although very much an original: a humorously sharp nonfiction piece about how Culpepper reached the limit of dealing with the American sports scene and headed over to England to dive blindly into that country's soccer culture.
I think my disinterest in soccer has long been part of the official record here, so you can imagine that if the book got me excited, you don't need a love for soccer to enjoy it. I'm not sure you even need a love for sports. But if you do like the game ... so much the better. It's just a thoroughly charming, entertaining tale.
Here's an excerpt:
Ten days after moving to London in February 2006, I went to see the club called "ChelseaTheyBoughtTheirTitle." Two generous lawyers invited me. I had heard much about ChelseaTheyBoughtTheirTitle and marveled that when English people around the country spoke of this club, the seldom settled for the roper terminology, "Chelsea," but always opted for the more demanding elocution of "ChelseaTheyBoughtTheirTitle," almost as if they were manifestly incapable of pronouncing "Chelsea" without affixing "TheyBoughtTheirTitle."
Chelsea, by then, epitomized the swanky London decade. It played in a swanky London neighborhood, in semi-swanky Fulham on the edge of utterly swanky Chelsea. Long a mainstay in English football and occasionally a powerhouse, Chelsea had become a full-on powerhouse in 2003 by that most time-honored of methods. A magnate had bought it Roman Abramovich, Russian oil, born in 1966, one of the twenty richest people on earth and had used that money in one of the noblest places a man can use it: on salaries that would enable the fans to watch their club beat the living hell out of the loathsome other clubs.
On this day, Sunday, February 25, 2006, Chelsea would play some straggler from the south called Portsmouth. I knew very little about this Portsmouth, save for some vague reckoning that it probably sat by the water. We had a Portsmouth in my home state of Virginia, close to Suffolk, Norfolk, Hampton, Windsor, Southhampton, Sussex, and Virginia Beach, as we're incapable of thinking up our own names save for the odd "Virginia Beach," which we concocted on our own by standing on a beach, then noticing we were in Virginia. In the spectacular wastefulness of the teenage years, I'd spent many nights among friends in Portsmouth, the Virginia version, driving around and around and around and around and around with no destination, much like NASCAR. I even lived in this derivative, Virginian Portsmouth for a year at age seventeen when our parents moved us from adjacent Suffolk while they finished our new house. I spent much of the year wallowing in spite that they'd moved us twenty-five minutes from our friends.
I often wonder why anyone has children.
For the 3:00 PM kick-off of Chelsea versus Portsmouth if I'd gone about one year prior, I might've mistakenly taken a train to Portsmouth we met at 12:30. From the station the London lawyer, Duncan, an understated and kindly sort of about forty, began shepherding myself and Jerry, my great friend for twenty-five years, a New York lawyer, and one of a smallish assortment of Americans who prefer the Premiership to American sports. Duncan led us through a maze of streets away from the stadium hubbub, to a fine gumdrop of a pub I could not find again if you gave me three hours and one London A-to-Z map guidebook already turned to page 99.
The pub half-teemed with Chelsea fans, but with the real deals, the long-sufferers, those who knew Chelsea before it changed its name to ChelseaTheyBoughtTheirTitle. These people had weathered lean decades before striking Russian oil. They had not just straggled in from Tokyo or Chicago or Mayfair professing satellite TV devotion after Abramovich helped turn Chelsea into a global brand. Even Jerry had signed on in the 1990s, safely before the Roman Empire.
In a small ring of six Chelsea fans, then, I stood for more than two hours, talking, listening, learning and drinking enough beer to stagger a large farm animal. We chatted about the leaner Chelsea years, about the astounding fitness of rugby players, about some upcoming expose of an alleged gay orgy among Premiership players, about how Americans watched women's soccer during the 1999 World Cup but Britons never would, about how they'd love to have Wayne Rooney on Chelsea, about how most Britons can't abide the NFL's abundant halts. It was sublime, this pregame. To a wayward sportswriter, these hours proved so magical, so alleviating of life's puny worries, that I realized at once I'd spent two decades missing something. ...
It only gets better. Do consider giving it a buy.
Then I'll auto-renew the book twice, and still turn it in a day late.
Boooooooo!...er...whiiiiiiiistle
D'Backs lose 6-4. Back to 1 1/2.
Btw, speaking of great writing, after watching it for the second time, may I once again recommend "In Bruges." Rent it. Great writing.
I gotta go overseas before I die and get to one of those games. Cool excerpt, Jon. Thanks.
The trick is getting Manny for no more than $20M per year and no more than 2 years. Bora$ has Ned's number in more ways than one.
SB, I can pick a team for you. Or, at the very least, tell you which ones you cannot support.
Why would Manny agree to a contract of exactly the terms of the option years he wanted so very much to get rid of? To get Manny on a short-term deal (2 years) it needs to be much more than $20m per. Manny is probably looking for length, 4-5 years. I'm guessing somewhere in the 4/$80 range gets it done.
Also, with no moves and all free agents leaving, the 2009 payroll will be about $96m. That includes all arb raises. It also assumes the non-Loney infield will be some combo of Abreu/Hu/DeJesus/DeWitt.
There's some money to play with to be sure though.
...That's not what you said Juan Pierre.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-simers8-2008aug08,0,1362308.column?page=2
Because Boras would get the commission on it whereas if the Red Sox (or any other team) were to just pick up his options on his current contract, Boras gets no commission.
14 If Abreu could return to form, an infield of DeWitt, Hu, Abreu, and Loney would be fun.
I think Furcal and Nomar come back but Blake leaves.
Blakes also going to be 35 and he isn't a HOF hitter like Manny. It doesn't make sense to give him an extended contract.
http://tinyurl.com/5lra7w
125/18 K:BB
1.70 ERA
They're going to have a ridiculous rotation in a few years.
Tony Womack? ...No wonder Torre loves Juan's game.
http://sportsblogs.latimes.com/sports_baseball_dodgers/2008/08/juan-pierre-m-1.html
18 Furcal with a bad back and Nomar with a bad body should be avoided at all costs. Neither one should be counted upon to play a MLB position for any length of time.
Iiiiiiiiiinteresting. SoSG apparently chimed in to this review.
I have a friend who's from San Diego and a big Padres fan. He went to Dodger Stadium for the first time on the Reserve Level and said he thought the stadium was the worst he'd ever been to. He thought it was horrible.
And I didn't get that at all. I agreed that "well it's not going to be the best and I'd be in favor of a new ballpark eventually." But the way he just trashed the place kinda hurt my feelings! DS is many things, but it's not a dump, and for him to tell me that Qualcomm was better, looking back, was pretty insulting.
Dodger Stadium, for a place that's nearly 50 years old, is still lookin' pretty good. The beauty that surrounds it... it's like a National Park. You'd never know you were in the middle of the the West Coast's Largest Metro. Fewer distractions, no goofy mascot, and MLB's greatest field surface. Symmetry in motion! Padre fans have it all wrong. My friend said they do a much better job keeping up Wrigley Field, but having never been, I'll leave it to the rest to compare.
I would be shocked if Boras wouldn't receive commission on option years. That can't be standard practice.
The reason Manny wanted to opt out now is because its easier to cash in a 4-5 year deal while still productive at 36 than it might be to get a 2-3 year deal at a (possibly) declining age 38.
I will pass on the British sports book. Thanks for the preview though.
vr, Xei
Why? Boras wasn't the agent when Manny's current deal was brokered.
Oh. Duh. I wasn't even thinking about the agent switch.
Cue Emily Litella.
Also, Hu apparently had vision problems which seems to cleared up at the moment. Hard to hit a ball if you can't see it, and since his vision cleared up, Hu's been a much better hitter.
>> For the record, Bowa said, he expects the Yankees to make the playoffs.
"I still think they're going to find a way," he said. "They've got a lot of veterans over there who know how to win." <<
http://tinyurl.com/6khcwf
Derek Jeter
Something that resembles Jorge Posada
Andy Pettite
Larry Bowa has Baseball Tourette Syndrom. He just shoots it out involuntarily.
vr, Xei
My bb-ref-fu is weak.
Here's a fun statistic. You know, the Braves have the worst record in games decided by 2 runs our less this year. But would you believe the Red Sox are 4th on that list?
Must be a Southern thing as I don't recall anyone using this phrase in this way. Then again I often turn a blind eye to anything the Chelsea Rent Boys do to keep Stretford Rangers from the title.
"roper terminology"
My family has its own recognized jargon? Who'd a thunk it. :)
"3:00 PM kick-off"
[whistfully] Those were the days...
We should not have such low standards that we don't complain about a manager just because they are not the worst manager there is.
Joe, much like Grady, has a good personality and is a good guy, but when it comes to managing he just falls in line with the others.
Word.
By the by, have we done an official (or semi-official) "I'm going to be at the picnic" thingy yet?
It's true. I rock the party that rocks the body.
An MC Lyte reference, I love it.
The Dodgers problem is that they're not looking for a manager that is a bit of a risk taker, and is looking to develop and implement some of the newer ideas. Torre represents stability if only because he isn't easily replaced like Grady Little is. You simply can't fire Torre like you could with Jim Tracy or Grady Little. His reputation and the fact he won four world series simply won't allow McCourt to do it unless he's willing to take a huge rep hit himself.
Underdog, I'm with you. I loved "In Bruges" too. If you get a chance, youtube Luke Kelly's "On Raglan Road" song. It's from the movie when Colin Farrell and Clemence Poesy are sitting in the plaza at night. Love that song.
It's all about timing. If the Dodgers just signed any one of Billingsley, Penny, or Lowe on the market they would command more than Kuroda's salary. Kuroda just happened to be a FA last year.
Lowe's contract looked huge when he signed it, too. Now it looks like a great bargain.
3 years, $35.3m
2008: $12.3m
2009: $10m
2010: $13m
I am not Frank McCourt, so I do not have to worry about PR issues. Frankly, I am a blunt person. Probably to a fault. So PR reasons for doing things will never fly with me.
I learn new and exciting stuff about my field every day. And that's all stuff that's already happened. I can't imagine how fulfilling it is to a scientist.
Joe Torre has a responsibility to be on the cutting edge. I don't care how old he is.
Are there any managers who regular employ the use of sabermetrics in use? The only one I can think of off the top of my head is Terry Francoa, and that's more of a function that his GM actively targets guys with high OBP like Ortiz.
Manny Acta has said some sabermetrically inclined things in interviews. But he has also batted Felipe Lopez and Willie Harris leadoff, so there you go.
He manages the Nats. There's a problem with that decision-making group, and it ain't Manny Acta.
I wish one of the different things TLR would try was sunglasses without tint, especially at night.
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Acta = Nats
The rehabilitation schedule calls for Saito to increase his throwing over the next three weeks and begin pitching off a mound in the last week of August.
Saito last pitched July 12 against Florida.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-dodfyi8-2008aug08,0,1329294.story
Agree with you on that one.
My favorite work for a soundtrack is Goblin for Suspiria.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMPDxioiBj4
That was a joke. We were teens trying to do a Jackass/Sketch show.
Now quit ruining the whole thing by letting Jim Bowden be in charge.
I realize that, does not mean I have to agree with it.
b. If I am going to get busted, its not going to be a guy like that.
Abe Froman?
Deuce's comments made me think of Top Chef, which makes me think of Padma.
God, I love Padma.
You're the testy one, Testy McTesterton.
What's your problem, jerk?
You wanna take this outside, tough guy?
You know what else is testy? Your face.
Glad to see she came to her senses and kicked Salman Rushdie to the curb.
But she is dating a 68 year-old now, so I do not see much difference. As a part Indian, I favor the brilliant Salman over this guy.
Really, she should be with me, because I would truly love her and appreciate her like no other. Plus, I don't have gray hair down below.
I had no idea! Rushdie is way cooler than Vaudeville Face or whomever she is with now; you are right.
I was not talking about you. I know you are joking all the time.
I must admit I do take BH seriously, perhaps, too seriously. He's a crafty one.
One of these days, Greg Brock will offer profound and serious advice to you, and you will simply ignore it! :)
Come on, man. Give up the big bucks and get into education. We work 180 days out of the year.
I don't know how much dough I give up by working outside the private sector, but working 180 out of 365 is very nice. And, of course, it's for the kids.
The kids, man. Think about the kids. And the 180 days. But also the kids.
It's an even better option if one doesn't have the big bucks* to give up.
*No whammies!
But the rest of the time, I imagine him as Tim Heidecker from "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job."
I've never seen nor heard of that show before; I'll have to add it to the rotation.
I suggest searching for the videos of John C. Reilly playing Dr. Steve Brule. Very good.
I just usually say "Wow, thanks" and go off and cry. It's like a punch in the gulliver. In a good way.
I am anticipating you report, my friend. I am extremely excited about our young talent. I love the 08' class and think they will do real damage in the coming years.
Frankly, it is so ridiculously awesome to have Norm Chow on our staff. I am still in bliss.
Yeah, that is truly special.
I can't think of a joke after this, so I just want to say, "I flippin hate Jeff Kent."
I was looking at the pitching matchups for the giants series this weekend and saw that again we miss Tim Lincecum. We missed him in the last series with the Gs as well. At first, I thought this a blessing, seeing as I don't want to watch my guys like Kemp and Martin and Loney looking foolish up at the plate. And I want the Dodgers to win. Then I kinda wished we got to see our guys go against the anti-billz as it were. Chad is a rock and Lincecum is a stringbean (and possibly only 13). I know we'll get to see plenty of this kid in the future, and with the season being what it is, and needing to win games and all, I guess I'll take it.
Play Andre, but if not, bat pierre ninth and teach kemp how to make it easy for him to run his fastest.
Totally agree with you, about Lincecum. I hate the Giants with passion, but I like to watch Tim Lincecum pitch and I want to beat him.
Watching great pitching is the most entertaining thing in baseball for me.
:-)
In the same vein, I would highly recommend Joe McGinniss' The Miracle of Castel di Sangro. He follows the ups and downs of a tiny Italian club over the course of a season and it is a fantastic read, even if McGinniss comes off as a bit of an ass.
http://tinyurl.com/bostonsucks
What is it with Bud Selig trying to take away our star power? First he stops the Vlad Guerrero transaction, now this.
Thats just weird.
The Red Sox are probably upset Manny's playing so well now, but Jason Bay has done pretty well for them so far:
.423/.500/.623 He's 11/26 at the plate.
120. IMO, Bud is a petulant child who lied to Pete Rose and has conspired to keep Barry out of baseball but he did not stop the Vlad deal. That was Frank's cold feet.
64 IP
2 HRs
77 Ks
15 BBs
1.82 ERA
That would be Mr. Kuo.
He better start next year.
but he did not stop the Vlad deal. That was Frank's cold feet
Weren't Frank's cold feet because he wanted the sale to go through? There were rumors that Selig might not approve the sale of the club if the payroll was too high.
Vlad ended up signing with the Angels on January 14, and the approval for McCourt didn't occur until January 29.
I agree that it would be great if Kuo got a nice long run as a starter. I think Torre and staff believe that limiting Kuo's workload as kept him healthy and effective, though.
It might be a chicken and egg thing. Kuo is having success because he is a good pitcher, but his success might also be a product of limiting his workload.
Going into next year, the rotation locks are:
Billingsley
Kershaw
Kuroda
Penny (assuming his option gets picked up)
The 5th spot will be a battle between Kuo, Schmidt, McDonald, and [insert Sele type here].
If the Dodgers sign a free agent starter (CC perhaps?), that will tell us what their plans are for Kuo.
CHB couldn't resist this crutch:
"The Dodgers sold out Manny's first two home games, including record walk-up sales after the trade was announced last week. Manny got ovations for hitting foul balls and came out of the dugout for a couple of curtain calls. A lot of fans even stayed for the ninth inning."
43 Abs (10 games)
.419/.444/.651
At this rate, he's going to be in the majors sometime next year. Whether its in LF, 3b, or catcher---> his switch hitting bat is going to make him a very valuable player if he keeps it up.
As much as I'm enjoying Kuo's season I see no reason to compare a relief pitchers numbers with a starters. If Kuo had to pitch the number of innings that Chad was throwing up, his numbers would rise, so while Kuo may have been the most effective pitcher when pitching, Chad is still the best pitcher on the team.
Glad I refreshed the page, because i was about to post the exact same thing. Looks like cheap shots at LA fans will never get old. At least this time it is obviously sour grapes.
He's going to climb from A ball to the major leagues in 12 months? I guess it could happen but we really ought to see what he can do in AA, it was just 12 months ago he was putting up a 650 OPS in Low A.
You cant be for sure.
Maybe Kuo's the next Johan Santana.
Kuo's biggest problem with starting was walks. Now, unless his walk rate started going up with pitching more innings, I think he'd put up even better numbers than Billingsley.
I just hope they give him a legit chance next year.
You could be right, I've always been a big fan of his stuff so this year has not been a surprise to me. 10 months ago we weren't even sure if Ned was going to find a spot for him.
How much of that was against the Mets? :)
Ha!
Kuo has had the wherewithal to pitch more against the Mets than any other team, and he has amazingly allowed 1 run in 26 innings.
Hard to believe that any folks in this world are still "not sold" on Russell Martin. He is a 25 year old catcher with a career OPS of over 800!!!
If he gets NO better through his prime years (and he still wont be in his prime for 2 or 3 years) he still belongs in the line-up for the next 10 years.
Perplexed - what else do people want him to do to prove himself?
HJ
(I am being sarcastic)
Former Giants left-handed pitcher Kirk Reuter was a guest of general manager Ned Colletti.
Is it me or does it seem like information is missing?
Martin is great, but his defense has slipped a lot and he is having a slightly worse year than last year (basically the same year with a lower SLG%). It's the first real negative signs for a guy who is already holding off on a longer term deal b/c he knows the free agent market for him will be red hot. I have a feeling he wont be around for long, but who knows.... still a very good player, I don't think anyone doubts that.
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meanwhile, if this doesn't brighten your day, there's no hope for ya.
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap080722.html
.212/.250/.288
Carlos Santana has a very big challenge ahead.
Kuo moving to the bullpen has allowed him to do two things, both of which explain his greater success as a reliever, and both of which would go away if he had to move back to the rotation:
1. According to Fangraphs data, Kuo's average fastball as a starter this year was 90.0 MPH (less than Billingsley's average fastball velocity of 91.3). As a reliever, Kuo's average fastball velocity is 93.3 MPH. Not having to pace himself for 5 plus innings obviously helps his fastball.
2. Again, according to Fangraphs data, as a starter Kuo only threw his fastball 73.9% of the time, but as a reliever he has thrown his fastball 81.8% of the time. Quite simply, a starter can't rely on his fastball as much as a reliever, and when Kuo has to throw other pitches with more frequency, he is apt to get in trouble because he admits that he does not have very good control over them (hence all the walks and high pitch counts as a starter).
Bottom line, Kuo is a pitcher who seems best suited to simply coming in and throwing his fastball as hard as he can and as often as he can, and that makes him a reliever, not starting material.
No doubt he is overused, again. They need to stop that.
I'm confused as ever...
Kershaw in AA(last year and this), 86 IP, 36 BB, 4 HR, 88 K's
And Kershaw is 2 years younger, and a lot "experts" jumped off the Kershaw and on the Price bandwagon after a few rough CK starts, are you kidding me?
The timeline went something like this...
McCourt was in the process of being approved by Selig and MLB owners, but while the sale was going through McCourt was working behind the scenes with Dan Evans, the GM at the time.
Evans was negotiating with Vlad, but the rumor is that Selig, in an effort to drive salaries down (what owners do, after all, but take it with a grain of salt), strongly urged McCourt to keep payroll low.
The story goes that McCourt wanted the sale to go through, so he adhered to Selig's wishes, effectively taking the Dodgers out of the bidding for Vlad.
I dont think he has had enough sample size as a starter to make really any arguments to suggest that his control gets way better as a reliever.
He's been a reliever most of his career after his initial injury in 2002.
2005: 34 games (3 starts)
2006: 37 games (14 starts)
2007: 15 games (11 starts)
2008: 23 games (3 starts)
I dont think 11 overall bad starts in 2007
should eliminate him from starting consideration.
It could just be a pitcher finally coming into his own (he's 27) and improving with age.
The baseball commissioner's office has not launched a formal investigation into the circumstances surrounding the Manny Ramirez trade and does not plan to take action against any party in the deal, his spokesman said today.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-spw-dodgers9-2008aug09,0,1264658.story
http://tinyurl.com/6yof8g
Do you know where fangraphs get there pitch velocity data? As a big fan of Kou I have not noticed any change in velocity (purely based on sight) and I wonder about that data as it is widely known that most MLB radars are not uniform (DS gun was increased by 2 MPH this year) and given that Kuo has only had 3 starts this year I would think that that data is insufficient to draw any conclusions on. Not to mention that during spring training he did not pitch more than 2 innings, as they planned on him not starting, only to have him begin the regular season as a starter, so if should not be surprising that he held back some in order to adjust on the fly. Personally, given how impressive Kuo has been I cannot understand why the Dodgers would not consider giving him a shot at starting, remember that in the past (heck this year alone) they have rationalized why is it better for him to relieve, and why it is better for him to start so no one really knows.
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Actually as I recall Selig and MLB owners were supposed to vote in December which they postponed and it was noted that Selig and MLB owners would not approve the sale if the Dodgers added any addition debt (i.e. salaries). It was also rumored (and I think it was confirmed by Vlad's agent) that McCourt offered Vald a personal services contract in order to quell his concerns, but due to the league making a fuss about such contracts in the past Vald (or Vald's agent) got nervous and didn't want remain unsigned, which allowed the Angeles to swoop in.
"I grew up in a place called Southern California, in the San Fernando Valley"
In today's BaseballProspectus.com (free content)
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=979
Kuo has a breaking pitch, your acting like it doesn't exist. He does not need to throw it right now but that does not mean he could not get better command of it if moved in to the rotation. His command in Sept of 2006 was just fine in his 5 starts.
I think we can throw out his 2007 starts since his arm was obviously hurting. He has been invaluable to us this season out of the bullpen but I wouldn't discount him being given another shot in the rotation.
What do you think? Could Juan to 2B pick up steam?
Did anyone see C Morton in the box score for the ATL game last night and think:
"I didn't know that Carl Morton was still pitching! He must have been hiding in the minor leagues for quite some time "
After finally realizing it was Charlie and NOT Carl, I went to baseballreference.com and found out that Carl Morton last pitched in a MLB game over 30 years ago
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