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...for a ballgame, today.
The fans are out to get a ticket or two
From Walla Walla, Washington to Kalamazoo
It's a beautiful day for a home run
But even a triple's okay
We're gonna cheer
And boo
And raise a hallabaloo
At the ballgame, today!
... with sincere thoughts going to Jack Clark, to his speedy recovery, and to inspiring others to wear a helmet if they must ride a motorcycle, even if the law in their state doesn't require wearing one.
Now ... pull up a chair for Opening Day, the Dodgers and the Diamondbacks!
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