Baseball Toaster was unplugged on February 4, 2009.
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2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
IÕm growing impatient with all the little questions.
Like when our No. 11 pitcher will serve his suspension.
Like who will be the 25th man on the roster.
And IÕm not too enthralled with some of the big questions, like how a coming war will affect the sanctuary that is baseball.
And I don't even want to deal with the even bigger questions, like how a coming war will affect ... everything.
I canÕt quite believe we still have almost two weeks to go. This fifth week of Spring Training has become like the fifth hour of a Super Bowl pregame show.
IÕm ready. I want to see the team on the field. ItÕs time for the Game to start.
Instead É the Dodgers are off today. Not even an exhibition to look forward to.
Sigh. Time for a commercial break.
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