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1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
That's the report I got from my sources.
lol good old Sheffield.
2-0 Rockies Bot 4.
I was hoping he was going to try to sell me a Sharp TV.
Nice game.
I know, silly me.
You mean Orel?
First batter reaches on an E6. The next batter hits a hit and run single that is combined with an E9 and the tying run scores.
Ricardo Rincon is up next on the Mets Wheel O' Relievers.
I don't think I would, either. Look at this rotation.
Scott Kazmir
James Shields
Matt Garza
and a relatively fresh David Price.
Who would you bump for Jackson?
Price wont be in the rotation. For the 1st round, I dont see any team using 4 guys, so Kaz, Shields, and Garza are the 3. It is also entirely possible that Edwin's next start is his last in a Tampa Bay uniform. If he doesnt make a start in the playoffs, I'd say there is a decent chance he gets dealt for a bat. The Rays have a ton of young arms and Edwin is actually going to be making some money in the coming years.
Sorry good friend, you're stuck $25.
In 1995 I sat in the audience for a taping of The Price is Right. If I ever do it again, I'll be sure to wear clothing that expresses my love of the host; that seems to be the prime determinant for becoming a contestant.
Also, if I was 2nd or 3rd in the bidding, I'd be tempted to bid just $1 over the previous bet, even if it was ridiculous, just to eliminate that bid.
I didn't even include Andy Sonnanstine who has been Jackson's better this year, slightly.
Tampa's got a hell of a staff.
JB, I got seats for 2 games in round 1. Thanks for the previous offer. Where are you sitting? I'm in field section 51 (near LF foul pole) for both games.
I will try for NLCS tickets tomorrow.
Unless they were a jerk, then I hope they get a Whammie behind Door Number Blank.
I know a guy that got on that show. Stoners seem to get on it a lot.
I got tickets right above you (52C, Reserve), but it looks like unless TBS inexplicably makes it an afternoon game and/or the Dodgers inexplicably over take both AL east teams, I'll be going to a concert instead. It's a very special concert to me (One band having played the song my mom and step-dad walked to, the other possibly having played a future walk song of my own) and I figure the three outcomes of not going are:
Dodgers Sweep and it sucks that I missed it, but I can begin begging season ticket holders and/or Eric Stephen, ticket lottery winner, for NLCS tickets
The Villains sweep and I'm probably glad to not be in Deprez Ravine.
The series goes to Game 4 and I'm pretty sure I'm going to that.
I really should be DVR-ing Price is Right more. Even with Drew Carey, it's still a great game show.
Eric's Favorite Game Shows
1) Price is Right
2) Jeopardy
3) Press Your Luck
4) Password (or Super Password)
5) Card Sharks
6) Tic Tac Dough
7) Joker's Wild
Tickets will be made available to the general public tomorrow at 10am for both the NLDS and NLCS.
I'll try to buy 4 each NLCS game. I'll send you an email.
Both Win, Lose or Draw and Match Game should be on the list, possibly above Joker's Wild.
I will gladly pay for parking, ticket, and Dodger Dogs for all if you succeed.
And if you haven't noticed, iPhonerence has had a few upgrades over the last few days.
Oooh, I will definitely check it out! Practicing for the playoffs.
http://outfield.mlb.com/la/ticketing/postseason_prices.jsp
Dodger postseason tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am, for those interested.
The Red Sox have a magic number of two to reach the playoffs.
Padres 6, Nationals 6 8th inning.
"Everything structurally looked great," Torre reported. "Nothing in the MRI tells us (to shut him down), but if we threw him today we'd want to give him four days off."
http://tinyurl.com/4kgr95
Just saying...
Woo woo woo!
Already, that puts us ahead of the 1982 team. Just gotta hang on.
From my TV shot in the Bay Area it looked like Berroa was screened by Sandoval
I feel like Bobby Knight, when asked how he felt during a 31-point comeback against LSU. He said something like, "I thought we were in bad shape but I looked down and saw Dale Brown and knew we still had a chance."
It's all marketing. Now McCourt can sell Manny do-rags with tiny dreads hanging out.
It's why Kobe changed his number. Straight cash, homey.
-Vin Scully
It is great. It seems like such a cash grab, and how can you blame anyone for that?
Personally, I've kicked Celestial Seasonings to the curb in an act of solidarity.
I hope Lambo enjoys the San Diego organization.
Bite your tongue, you laptop-soiling fiend!
At least, it can't be just Lambo.
I want to give them the benefit of the doubt since most of the JitB commercials are great, but I believe Clubber Lang's forecast is in order for the makers of this particular commercial.
It was Plaschke who soiled my laptop. And my cerebral cortex.
I love it when the Dodgers make Zito look like a great pitcher.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1TxiVhrkZA
If this gets much worse in the next few innings, I think we ought to pitch McDonald and Stultz tonight and save the bullpen.
Yes - the play by Martin at the plate was reminiscent of his All-Star Game play.
Guzman vs. Meredith
All hands on deck!
[ah well, too bad the PA guy couldn't announce the feat]
In Triple A news, only 3 Triple-A teams are affiliations, with 3 Major League teams looking for new affiliations.
The Blue Jays, Marlins, and Nats are going to be fighting over Syracuse, New Orleans, and Las Vegas. You have to believe that the three major league teams are going to try to fight over Syracuse, then New Orleans, then Las Vegas if only because of distance, and secondly of how poor the park are in Cashman Field.
I had to look that one up.
Not bad for a 141-year old.
Me too. Had no idea.
I'd bunt on him.
There aren't many better quotes in history than Cobb's "I don't care if he doesn't have any legs."
Spoiler!
You people make my heart jump, I swear.
They likely misbehaved and he's trying to find the proper punishment for them. The Nats vs. the Padres will make them think twice about setting his house on fire.
Seeing how the Angels are still fighting for Home Field advantage, (over) using K-Rod looks like the right move.
But I'm telling you, having to go to K-Rod this much is going to come back to haunt them!
Get hurt? Who's tougher than a Robot Made of Nails? Ain't gonna happen.
It's not like the Angels need him after this year.
So, you're saying they should...
...wait for it...
...save him for the playoffs?
I expect J-Mac to make his first MLB start next weekend with underdog in attendance.
Zack Wheat spins in his grave.
I can buy that...no doubt.
Piazza and Snider and maybe or Babe Herman are the only real competition.
Molly, did you contribute to the ESPN The Mag piece on Chicago baseball besides the Top Chef part?
Ned probably idolized DeJesus Sr. growing up, so no.
http://www.baseballforum.com/attachments/baseball-history-teams-yester-year/35d1150927646-brooklyn-dodgers-1938-babe-ruth-dodgers-coach-edited.jpg
And that's a lot!
The only instance that I can even compare this to is Pedro Guerrero for a couple of months (I believe it may have been June of 85, but don't quote me on that).
I suppose you can make an argument for Piazza, but I just don't remember him ever being so dominant over a 2 month stretch.
Well, they could anyway. A team like Reds or the Angels are going to be looking for an extra outfielder stock anyway. We should see what we can get for Paul, or include him in a larger deal.
Guerrero, June & July 1985
45 games, 391/.489/.833
52 runs, 19 HR, 39 RBI
Manny Aug & Sept 2008
45 games, .390/.480/.720
31 runs, 14 HR, 44 RBI
P
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So he's now Dr. Shephard after the drinking problems?
But that wasn't the case in Denver on Friday.
I predict that you'd be 0 for 20 and be lucky to get anything out of the infield.
Sure it was. He just got lucky that game.
1. Leave him out there for the rest of the night to save the pen.
2. Never, ever let him pitch again.
Good news: MLV.tv is letting me watch this game
Bad News: This game so far
Thats sort of how I feel. Not that i would get any hits, but I just dont feel that confident in sending out a guy I know i can make contact against. Just doesnt give me a huge boost in confidence.
The 42-year old Greg Maddux is better than Chris Seddon was in high school.
You would have a lot of trouble hitting his breaking pitches.
First of all, I take back 261 . Second, I'm not gonna try to be snarky or anything, but any fool with a calculator could see that Maddux has been not just kinda bad, not just mediocre, but downright AWFUL away from Petco. Colletti might have been the ONLY guy who didn't think Maddux could pitch this poorly.
That last sentence stunk.
Actually, the Dodgers really only have to win one game in this series. So I'm not really worried, just annoyed that the Giants we see tonight are really the same team from yesterday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2Em7uB-KN0
I'm thinking we'd have already clinched.
They did OK.
I don't know what I would do with it, but, now that I mention it, I do kind of want to register it.
Back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was
Nope, because of his defense and strikeouts, the D-backs would've clinched last week had they not acquired him.
I know Tenn lost to UCLA, but I think that game is going to be really close. I have a feeling about it.
http://tinyurl.com/3wmrbz
Hottest wings I've ever had.
If a 42-year old Greg Maddux can shut out the Rockies over 8 innings in Denver, what makes you think someone who is not a professional baseball player, let alone a college player, be that more successful.
The Giants hitters, despite what we think of them, are all far more talented than any of us at hitting a baseball.
More excited for LSU/Auburn. And I hate the SEC.
You left out the lying part. The story is apocryphal.
Auburn/LSU could be a great game. I'll tell you what though: if Tennessee somehow beats Florida, that proves once and for all the SEC is overrated.
They may be a chain and have terrible commercials, but I've been addicted to Wing Stop lately. At least at my location, they put a lot of time and effort to make sure the wings are top-notch. Solid recipe too.
There are still a few BBQ places that when on fire make the best wings I've had, but this has been more consistent.
Kershaw is at least a #4 starter now. There are only 79 starting pitchers this season with a 100 ERA+ and 100 IP. That is less than 3 per team.
Kershaw is one of those pitchers.
That would put the fear of God in me.
http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/CIN/CIN197509030.shtml
1. Set up our rotation for the first round.
2. Rest our bullpen stalwarts.
3. Give Martin a day off.
Truthfully, we were fortunate to win yesterday [DeWitt & Martin's game-saving play was unbelievable]. 3.5 up with 8 to go [9 for AZ] is still in the comfort zone.
Now it's in the 14th inning annnnnnnnnnnnnd as I write this the Padres break the tie. 7-6 SD!
The Reds manager in the story is John McNamara.
Thanks for the stats. I want to say Guerrero had 15 homers just in June alone. My memory served me well. Amazing how the stats are relatively close. Like I said this is the only time I can compare a hitter to Manny in the 28 plus years I have been watching the Dodgers.
You hitting the dirt would be Hendrickson-esque.
I always remembered Guerrero's 15-HR June since I was 9 (in 1985). What I didn't realize until recently was that he may have been even better in July!
June: 15 HR, .344/.436/.860
July: 4 HR, .460/.563/.794
Carmona and Sheffield fought after Carmora HBP Sheff, and then threw at him at first base.
Stand down.
Ramon Troncoso will be in the role of Alejandro Pena.
WHAT IS LOVE?
How fitting given Kemp's similarities.
Didn't he get his arse kicked in San Francisco too? I kinda remember him having a bloody face. Not sure though.
It is Joe Buck!
Haha! I always heard Mondesi's self-nickname of "El Cañon."
I loved that one.
On the beach, even. It's very romantic.
Wow, the What is Love music video is such a freak show. No idea why Haddaway uses a vampire motif, but now I'm going to imagine that the series Tru Blood(A show I doubt I'll every watch) is just like this.
Actually I think it's like the Rocky Balboa / Apollo Creed beach running scene in Rocky III.
There were fewer burnings in effigy after that game than there are tonight.
My effigy guy hasn't done this much business since Odalis Perez was on the Dodgers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QE61Bz7IHKg
Zito: I just threw 116 pitches
Righetti: Right, how about you throw 20 more?
Zito: Ok, sure.
To tomorrow's starter: Hiroki, I just wanted to wish you good luck. We'll all be counting on you.
Absolutely no one. Not even Jose Canseco.
Larry King is Dyan Cannon.
Zito: Hey, who am I, Lincecum?
Larry was in the dugout club the one game I got to go, as was Ice Cube.
Same number of wrinkles.
Yes! I knew someone would come through with the delayed replay.
That's why DT is basically like Cheers.
He's a huge baseball fan. He used to have a radio show on MLB.com.
Apocryphal. Come on people, no way I'm the only one who had to look that up.
I had to look up 363 , and I'm still not sure what it means.
I had to look it up too, and it means "God willing."
But I didn't have to look up apocryphal!
Manny thinks it's only fair that he get to have his iPod on the field with him, too.
The phrase "24 Hour Fitness" represents a state of mind. Not to be taken literally. Come visit our juice bar. Thank you.
I thought that when I first heard about him. I also thought Matt Kemp would be white. Andre Ethier I thought would look like former Astro Eric Anthony, for some reason.
Smile and all.
Was the page sponsored by Homer J.?
363 Insha'allah indeed. If I'm not mistaken that might be the first and only time you equate a Frank McCourt decision with God's will ;)
I couldn't tell.
But I woke up from the dream in a cold sweat and smelling of boysenberries.
Right around 5:20
That's the opposite of a Huzzah win!
It's a bumpy ride. I'm not gonna lie.
And only one hit was Wikipedia, or in English.
Just saying.....
Do umps call a magic time before such an event occurs?
It's election year. What do you expect?
This is the English and Grammar gods attacking me for putting off the last ten pages of my Undergraduate life for several months.
Man that's gonna stop tomorrow, come Boysenberry Schnapps or highwater!!!!
Where does "lack of apostrophes" rate on that scale?
The Dodger offense was absent for those games and you can't expect Maddux to pitch like he did in Colorado every time out.
https://dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com/archives/954600.html#80
3 1/2 game lead.
Magic Number: 6
If the Dodgers go 4-4 in their final 8 games the Diamondbacks would have to go 8-1 in their final 9 games in order to force a divisional tiebreaker game at Dodger Stadium.
The Diamondbacks have now lost 11 games in a row on the road. Today snapped the Dodgers seven game home winning streak.
Bad game tonight but Arizona feels worse.
Dodger playoff tickets. Expensive.
Gary Sheffield getting slugged in the face. Priceless.
That is definitly one of the highlights of the season for me.
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Well, tonight's not a total washout. Bob's favorite movie is on TV Land.
I'm glad I missed most of the stinker of a game -- decided since my g/f was going away for a week it would be better to hang out with her than watch the Dodgers game and I guess that was even more of a wise decision. I did catch 2 innings though, including James MacDonald looking sharp!
Otherwise, fuhgedaboutit, Jake, it's Chinatown.
"Request permission to relieve bladder." Ah, I love Scott Glenn.
Er, speaking of which... see ya!
But, both Bill Singer's and Jerry Reuss's no-hitters were rated behind that.
My friend asked if bad things could qualify, I thought probably not but who knows.
Tony must be such a pleasant fellow to deal with. He has the ideal makeup for a baseball beat writer since he seems to hate all human contact and anything he doesn't like must be wrong.
Why so angry? And who cares if Gibson's sitting on the D-Backs' bench? His HR is probably the greatest moment in Dodger history and one of the top three moments in baseball history, period. Seems like a weird thing to get worked up about.
TJ doesn't seem to care for tradition and he's probably happy that Torre and Mattingly will be in L.A. instead of at Yankee Stadium's last game.
That post of his is probably the most cynical thing he's ever written. But I guess it's better than his usual "The season's over... The Dodgers will never catch Arizona... They're three games under .500! Why don't we all drive our cars off cliffs!"
I just looked at the video. Sheffield wasn't out because no one tagged him. During the fracas, you can see the ball on the field. The first baseman threw the ball back to Carmona before Sheffield went after the pitcher.
Then once the melee started, I assume the umpires called time or it was implied.
http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?mid=200809193511038
It's also the Indians' broadcasters, as opposed to the Tigers' broadcasters.
You know what I'd really be interested in? I'd love to hear the radio broadcast of the fight via the Indians radio team.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-shaikin20-2008sep20,0,4777378.story
Sounds like Penny isn't going to get that post-clinch start.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-dodfyi20-2008sep20,0,4347363.story
-4.5, -3.5, -2.5, -2.5, -1.5, -1.5, -1.5, -.5, .5, 1.5, 1.5, 2.5, 3.5, 3.5, 4.5, 4.5, 4.5, 4.5, 3.5, 3.5, 3.5
-2, -1, -1, -2, -2, -3, -2, -1, -2, -1.5, -2.5, -3.5, -3, -2, -2, -1, -.5, .5, .5, .5, -.5
+5.5, +5.5, +5.5, +5.5, +4.5, +4.5, +4, +4.5, +4, +3, +3, +4, +3, +2, +1, E, -1, -1, -2, -2
Without looking:
1) Dodgers relative to Arizona, NL West
2) Phillies, relative to Mets, NL East
3) Brewers relative to Phillies, NL Wild Card
Underdog, since you referenced "The Critic," I will extend my suspension of cat hatred for one more week, through the end of the MLB regular season.
At least TJ hasn't yet played the Dan Shaugnessy card of "it was so much better when I used to be able to drink beers with sports stars, and now they are more private".
July 28 vs. SF: 3.2 IP, 7 runs, Loss
August 9 at SF: 8 IP, 1 run, ND*
*It's best not to remember to think of how that game ended.
http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/pie.htm
It hit me. This is the frustrations of two teams who were expected to be battling for the AL Central crown at this time.
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