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Basically I discovered mid-post why MLB teams with the best league record play the WC team and not just "the worst team" during the Division Series.
It has to do with the "you don't play a team in your own division" exception for the LDS.
Matt Holliday is out? Goodness gracious, I hope he's really hurt and not just "kind of hurt" so Hurdle can spite the Dodgers.
From the AP.
Yep. That makes a lot of sense. There has to be incentive for winning your own division, and with the current alignment, that works best.
The NFL used to allow wild cards to host a playoff home game and I had a big problem with that. Thankfully, re-alignment ended that scenario.
In the NFL wild cards could only host other wild card teams though. Division champs always got priority.
GO ROCKIES!!!!!!!!
Relax, it's Tall Chris Young. Padres lead the Nats 4-0.
But he's no Shawn Moreno.
/sarcasm>
They play each other so much during the season that it shouldn't come down to a best-of-five. If that makes sense.
I smell a conspiracy!
Also, someone let the kind folks at FSN know that Dodgers-Giants with play off implications beats a Texas blowout of Rice on HD
3-2 D'Backs Bot 7.
Damn Randy Winn.
Let's go Hiro.
Oh well, get out of this without too much damage, Hiro, and then the Dodgers face Hennessey.
Underdog, are you on MLB.tv or cable? For me, on cable, I have both feeds. SF feed is "Game 10", and Scully is "Game 9" channel, if that helps.
I must have temporarily forgot you are in Giant Country.
Time to punish Hennessy.
Minus the 4.
Tomorrow I'll be in Niners Country, which is just as bad, and even more pathetic.
Maybe it's just his baby teeth still haven't all come out yet.
Wow, that was a fielders choice. Grounder to Drew, who went to 3rd to try to erase Tulo, but Troy easily beat the throw.
Tie.
"C'mon, give us a smile."
...
"There is no God!"
Now let's get a run in LA, too.
Ya...er...let's go with your prediction..
And of course we seem to fare terribly against unknown pitchers, thats a given.
when I see Kuroda( who seems really intelligent and talented) appear to be terrified of coming over the plate, I wonder about our communication up the coaching ladder.
Couldn't it just be Kuroda fighting his control? Not every mistake on the field is a character flaw.
I'm beginning to think your handle is ironic.
Listening to Kruk and Kuip is sort of like an "aren't our Giants great?" dialogue, even if they can be generous about other teams' players. They're young guys are impressive, their pitchers are impressive, blah blah.
It turns out the blade of a food processor is quite sharp. Thumb-cuttingly sharp.
He's short-selling them:)
Two outs in that ninth now, SCY still at first.
5-3 AZ.
Furcal, if healthy, coming back would excite me much more.
Conceding a loss to the Giants already?
ok dude I can handle so much,
but 2.5 being inevitable??
COME ON!
-in GOB Bluth voice
Stupid jinx foreshadowing.
whoops i meant stewart, actually i just wanna go into a black hole and disappear
But you say everybody sucks, or is choking, or we're doomed, after seemingly every single Dodger out or opponent hit.
Kuroda?? I think that's a little extreme.
And Kuroda strikes out Rowand to prove it!
Won't we be moving in on the Brewers' racket?
Couldn't it just mean Rowand out-sucked Kuroda?
Boy that sound tasty! I hope you get lots of good ribs! Beef and Baby Back!!
Are you still speaking Pirate?
You are going to go crazy watching baseball for 162 games getting too worked up about giving up a couple of runs. We haven't looked good yet on the homestand, but it has been all of 12 innings...
methinks you're gonna get in trouble
Yes, because our offense is apparently incapable of scoring runs according to you.
No.
=( AZ wins.
HAHA he DIDN'T strike out!!!
They were due, wow.
2.5
2.5
2.5
2.5
GAA!!!
{duck}
Piazza had 80 walks as a C in 1996.
I really don't know why, but I just LOL'd really really hard
MANNY!!!!!!! WOOO!!!
TAKE THAT I LOVE LA!!
Manny!
Tee hee.
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Ohhh, to hear the sadness in the voices of Kruk and Kuip on that dinger was sweeter than nectar.
Dude....CELEBRATE!
lol. sorry to hear you're sick. a manny a day keeps the dbacks away
Marty will you be able to watch the USC game Thursday night? Or are stuck doing businessy-type stuff in TX?
YES!!!
Are you laughing out loud yet KG? ;-)
Kemp appears to be at playing baseball.
That's so true. I'm like a little kid when Manny bats, expecting the moon.
He said 6 run rally! :)
But to answer your question, yes, yes I am.
You may be right. However, I was at a Laker playoff game this year and there was a guy behind me who was whining and throwing a coniption every time something didn't go our way. I wanted to smack him and thank god we won or I think he would have been in tears.
It is okay to have passion, but being overly negative on every little thing that goes wrong gets old quick. A little patience is in order sometimes, especially in baseball.
Kemp goes deep - yes. Illustrating my point that you have got to roll with the tide in this game a little bit sometimes.
You may be right. However, I was at a Laker playoff game this year and there was a guy behind me who was whining and throwing a coniption every time something didn't go our way. I wanted to smack him and thank god we won or I think he would have been in tears.
It is okay to have passion, but being overly negative on every little thing that goes wrong gets old quick. A little patience is in order sometimes, especially in baseball.
Kemp goes deep - yes. Illustrating my point that you have got to roll with the tide in this game a little bit sometimes.
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Be nice to have Hiro shut the Giants down quickly after that big inning.
Current: Garvey
Next:
Marshall (sorry Nomar)
Snider
Sax
Lasorda
Pee Wee
Al Oliver
That's fine. A 5-IP win is in order.
Meanwhile we may have to take out people like Maddux and Kuroda the minute they show suck--even if it is the first inning.
Or perhaps he has hung around Casey Blake too much.
Hey, it worked as motivation 20 years ago! :)
Replay can only be used on HRs. The 2nd base umpire was asked since he had a straight on view.
Got to give some credit to the Giants announcers for saying it's a good call.
As announcers, I actually like Kuiper & Krukow. I know they can be annoying especially if anything pro-Giant is grating, but they have a good rapport and generally call a good game. They are in the upper half of MLB announcers to be sure.
Not really, the Giants just ALMOST got really really lucky
It's possible for Dodger games they act differently. Because of the rivalry and such.
Thanks to the guys who told me how replay works.
I think Hu got hit on consecutive pitches after swinging and missing on both of them earlier in the year.
Dodgers absolutely need a win tonight, especially with facing Cain/Peavy back-back, while the Dbax are throwing Haren/Webb.
Could very well be a 1 game lead with 5 to go (and knowing the team faces Lincecum again).
Tonight's a must win.
And Kuroda singled! Obviously the correct decision!
I really dislike that managing.
You got an expanded roster, he should be pinch hit for givin he's at 90 pitches thru 4.
My main problem is I get the feeling if anyone from a bullpen catcher to Honeycutt to a pitcher himself said "Ive got nothing today" it wouldn't reach Torre. One guy I actually trust is Saito, who I think will make it clear if he is unable to pitch.
Well, half way through the black hole, I have to say Kuroda is a tough b___, at least with a bat.
For a game without a time limit, why are we worrying about slowing a game down that is already slow to begin with. Its baseball, not chess boxing!
Matt Cain has never beaten the Dodgers. He's 0-5 with a 4.73 ERA in 9 starts.
You are also discounting the fact that in the two games we face Cain & Peavy, we have Lowe & Billingsley going.
I'd say Chan Ho has been mop-up as well, or at least a long-man. He has 9 relief outings longer than 2 IP this year.
either way..he's got a free hustle pass in this game as far as i'm concerned
Why would the Dodgers run a promo for something that just happened?
And er, wasn't Molina out there?
Leave him to get his "win"....
grr.
Kuroda might be a better hitter than the guy he would send up there (Sweeney)!
334 - That's it.
Lets up Rowand can go 0-3 and strand 7 in his 1st 3 abs.
In a vacuum, I won't worry too much about Cain tomorrow. His daytime ERA is still 4.93, although it improved a lot over the season.
but yea, this is still a must win.
This is just the place a guy like
Stults could be very valuable, and if he did well he could get a start, instead of seeing a disaster like tonight happen.
Did you have some bad sushi?
Beimel needs his patented 1-2-3 DP.
This has been another edition of....
DRAW.
I love how people get upset when Proctor is in the bullpen but then wonder why he's not brought in. Park's been great this season. He was terrible that inning. End of story.
Bills: 4.2 IP, 8 hits, 7 runs, 2 BB, 5 K
Maddux: 5.0 IP, 9 hits, 7 runs, 0 BB, 1 K
Kuroda: 4+ IP, 8 hits, 3 runs, 1 BB, 5 K
That's not against tough offenses, either. Anybody concerned?
Me too.
I hope Yabu continues tonight's theme of horrible outings from Asian pitchers.
I hope Saito doesn't pitch!
Because Beimel is one tough hombre?
I always assumed that was a big selling point for Troy from WV.
Nice!
406
It's sad they are not welcomed with Open Arms. I hope during next year's celebration of the 50th anniversary of the 1959 championship club, this song is displayed in honor of the series hero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=te1CVVlaJzA
Time for the pen to shut things down.
This is odd. Torre is he a LOOGY, or a long relief guy?
I have no idea. I assumed it was and then just for the heck of it checked and it wasn't, so I have Vin. Although it's about 20 seconds slower than live action.
Keiichi keiichi yah yah yabu.....?
Yep.
Well, we'll never know. 'Bye, Omar.
Hah. Hah.
And here we go.
Manny. Tyler.
Hopefully more people believe it now.
I think tonight can be summed up in a similar means: That's baseball.
Tyler Walker wishes he could turn back time on that pitch.
Is that being reported, or are you just speculating?
Okay, c'mon Bison!
{bite nails}
Sigh, is it up to Berroa?
FastForward >>
Yeah, it was quite audible. If I had to guess, it was either Kemp, or perhaps more likely, Tyler Walker.
Good grief, it's 10:11 and we're only in the 7th.
So, is Kent available to pinch hit tonight? Maybe he could come up for Berroa or for the pitcher's spot this or next inning.
I'm guessing Hu comes in at 2nd for defense.
(no, I can't believe I just said that either)
I believe you know his addendum to that question.
523 I think that was the Four Seasons - "Walk Like a Man (but sing like a girl)".
Walkin Angel Berroa?
That is just terrible.
It could be Hu's Cryin' Now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neNtMX-v2eY
Hilarious!
Let's see Sweeney have an 11 pitch at bat.
3 walks in a row!
Tonight is a huge win.
"Dodgers Walk Closer to Postseason"
It looks like you have come over to Icaros and mine's side.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0006669/
Heywood struck him out.
Maybe Clew Haywood would have done better.
He really shines in the Tales From the Crypt movies.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1opB5j-y-9I
It's "who," not "Hugh."
Sigh-ed,
underdog
lol was just about to say that.
DeFense.
Great defense in the 8th.
You must have "I Love LA"'s nerves! :)
Well, we may see Broxton in the 9th, depending on what happens here. Hopefully his eyes will be spinning and steam is coming out of his ears like the bull in that Bugs Bunny matador cartoon.
Geno Vanelli is pitching now.
Normal pennant race nervous I guess, but I really, really like our chances to win this game. I certainly don't think we are on the precipice of blowing it...either the game, or the season.
I plan on using all the playoff tickets I bought! :)
I say Bowa.
Casey Blake walk-off grand slam to clinch the division?
644 - Yeah it would be great if Saito does return to form, whether he's a closer or just a set up guy now having him pitching well again makes the pen that much stronger. Wade, Beimel, Kuo (if healthy), Saito and Broxton, plus Proctor, is not a shabby pen at all.
656. Why Casey specially? Anyways I would Kent should be the clincher!
Like that one
This win would be a big one. But, they all are at this point.
Blake has been hitting kind of like Finley in 2004, and was a midseason pickup.
Well, whether we needed it or not... INSURANCE.
Geno Vanelli vs Manny is never a fair fight.
This man can sure hit a baseball, no? My goodness!
How does McCourt not resign Manny? How does Manny sign anywhere else? Was there such a love affair between Manny and the Sox fans, ever, like there is with the Dodger fans?
Seems like it was more a marriage of convenience in Boston. Sort of a "We like your hits but we don't like you."
That is what I am worried about. I think it is between Yankees, Mets, and Dodgers.
No way in heck the Cubs are going to be content with Reed Johnson as their LF in the off season.
Two years from now if Manny is signed the fans cheering him tonight will have forgotten these two months and wonder how they can dump his contract.
But you will miss the Raiders game!
[insert graphic with Dodger logo and check mark here]
I also think the Yankees are going to have to do a real rebuild over the next few years. Plus, they're already old in the outfield, can't see them wanting to get older.
Mets and Cubs will be the competition.
Sadly it's not in here in SD, even though the Chargers aren't playing.
Followed by Sweeney.
I totally agree with Kemp's play a game or two ago. Kemp knew the only chance was to steal third and then steal home somehow. Too bad it didn't work.
You will actually probably see a lot of scoring, which isn't that bad.
Joker's Wild host Jack Barry comes to mind.
Okay, off to put away laundry and listen to what I hope is the end of this game. Cheers.
I think it's a combo of (a) getting some work in (since Saturday he has pitched only twice, and (b) off day Monday, and he can pitch tonight and tomorrow and still get rest, and (c) he already warmed up.
Not sure why Berroa didn't go to first there.
He's one hot week from leading the Dodgers! :)
I gotta ask, why "Oxton"?
A routine play to first.
...I now wish there was no "brr" in Brroa, either.
If Ethier hadn't had his hot week he would be leading the Dodgers. The difference is that the lineup is scattered with double digit home runs.
Berroa also wanted to see Pablo hit one more time.
This is disgusting.
It probably had nothing to do with the Snakes' pitching; you're right.
which rule?
How did they roll over? Losing doesn't mean they didn't try, they are after all not a very good team.
Wrong.
Magic Number: 5
If the Dodgers go 4-3 in their remaining 7 games the Diamondbacks have to go 8-0 in their remaining 8 games in order to force a divisional tiebreaker at Dodger Stadium.
This was a very big win.
You can take your thumb out of your mouth now.
The only things Broxton is not the answer to are:
1) Name a player that skipped dinner today
2) Name a bad pitcher
Lol. I giggled at that comment.
Well, anyway... we win! Whew.
3) Name the player you want coming to the plate with two on and two out in the ninth inning of a tie game.
I don't even know what to say... I... I give up.
Night for real folks. Magic number = 5.
He didn't get a save. He did allow 2 unearned runs though.
A good late night to you all.
(watching the post game show and the great moments in Dodger History)
Man, if only Broxton could run over to Loney and lift him on top of his shoulders in order to grab the ball thrown over his head by 2-3 feet
That really cracked me up. What a great way to end the night!
Berroa had a hat trick that ninth inning: he flailed at Aurilla's grounder, botched a double-play ball from Ishikawa, and threw away Velez's ball. Maybe it's Broxton's fault that he just draws bad defense behind him, Nomar's catch the other week notwithstanding.
Sandoval's double was a 175-foot cue shot that didn't even make it past the tarp. Two other batters struck out. There was only one legit baserunner that ninth inning, and it came after what should have been three outs.
So yeah, this still doesn't work for me as a "Broxton can't close" game. (Of course, it wasn't a save situation.)
temporarily too lazy to scroll down to rules section......
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803 - By rule, Broxton did not get a save.
807 - Ah, that makes sense, then. Thanks.
I'm having trouble dealing with a feeling that Manny is our Bonds. I know this isn't totally fair, but I think Giant's fans may taste how we felt for years.
I may be suffering from being up a bit too late, and from small sample bias, but it seems to me that in terms of fielding at SS:
Berroa = Garciapara Berroa > Hu
So wouldn't it make sense to start Garciapara OR Hu before Berroa?
I mean, I get that Torre is totally gunshy about Hu's ability to hit, but he believes in Garciapara at the plate. So is Garciapara not 100%? I'd think he'd at least justify some of the awful defense we're seeing with some better hitting.
Does that ever sum it up.
Since I live in San Francisco, the whole Bonds thing was uber-annoying, and I just can't imagine Giants fans generating the kind of animosity towards Manny.
830 I'd be more comfortable with Nomar on offense or with Hu on defense. I hope Torre isn't smarter than me trying to get a little of both.
"I kept asking everyone where you were," Ramirez says. "I thought maybe you were off talking to Schilling." Then Ramirez pulls out the perfume. "Every time I spray you, I get two hits," he says. He singles his first time up.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-simers21-2008sep21,0,2695182.column
"He's the Fonz," Kaufer said. "When 'Happy Days' started, Ron Howard was going to be the star. They found out people were tuning in to see Henry Winkler, so they rewrote the show to be a starring vehicle for the Fonz."
Well, that's the first time I heard Kemp referenced as the Fonz.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-bbcol21-2008sep21,0,645130.story?page=2
It was a long day, I spent the first part wondering how hard it can be to make a first down without the benefit of a penalty.
The only upside is that I do enjoy going to the Rose Bowl and that Neuheisal has a long honeymoon due to the previous regime.
Now, I go to Dodger Stadium and sit down on the field level by the foul pole, not real close but its nearby.
I had an adventure because I left my ID and credit card at will call and spent an unsatisfactory moment with the Guest Relations person who told me that I could wait for a phone call from them when someone turns in my cards. But little later on, I come back to my seat to find a guest relations person waiting for me with my cards, so all was good.
I'll sum up the game experience, lots of men on base, beach balls, Manny, more men on base, beach balls and Manny.
I felt bad that no one called out Kemp for a curtain call.
Congrats to Cory Wade for being the only Dodger pitcher to retire the side in order.
I have seen Berroa hit a home run and draw a bases loaded walk, which is more improbable, I don't know.
Best plate appearance, Delwyn Young.
I ended up having to take the subway from Union Station to N. Hollywood and then the Orange Line bus to Woodland Hills - a long and arduous journey on late night public transport. I saw lots of ugly human behavior - a guy talking to a box of chicken, a half-dressed woman muttering to herself and drinking a 40, two guys trash talking each other and getting into a fight after getting off the bus... but what distressed me the most was the sight of two Dodger fans (who apparently used that new Union Station shuttle), dressed in jerseys and those gigantic blue sombreros, looking rather exhausted and forlorn on the subway. They looked like they had just seen the Dodgers lose a heartbreaking game. So when I finally got home, I rushed to the computer to see what had happened, and read through the comments of DT, and was happy to find the Dodgers eked this one out. Whoopie!
I also got to see some schmuck wearing a Pierre jersey, which is almost as rare as a Pierre HR. I took a photo to commemorate the event.
Just to be clear, I do not own a Pierre jersey.
I don't think he's like a Johnny Damon, getting a thrill out of thumbing his nose at his previous team's fans. I don't think Manny wants the grief.
The laid-back teams that fit Manny's personality: Dodgers, Angels, Padres, D-Backs, Marlins, A's, Mariners, Twins, Royals, Braves.
The laid-back teams that can afford Manny: Dodgers, Angels, maybe the Mariners.
I think he's coming back.
The Manny Barry comparison does have similarities, Manny was not the first star player not too run out a grounder, but while the player whoever it is receives the rath of the fans and ire of the media, the manager almost never benches the player. Again this is usually with Superstar players. Perhaps had Francona benched Manny maybe things would have been different in Boston, but that is their loss.
With the crazy way the season has gone I predict a key hit between now and the San Francisco series by Kent to get the Dodgers in the playoffs. His shortcomings have been chronicled here in depth, but his hitting on the Houston road trip, as I recall really gave the team a lift. It goes nice with the LA Times Dodger story as a team which has been a TV show all year.
Let's go Derek Lowe!
http://tinyurl.com/3roole
Pac 10 Non-Conference Records Against
Big Sky - 2-0
Mid-American - 1-0
WAC - 4-1
Big 10 - 3-1
SEC - 1-1
ACC - 1-1
Big 12 - 0-3
Mountain West - 0-5
The only non-conference games left:
Fresno St (WAC) at UCLA next Saturday
Oregon St at Utah (Mtn West) Thu Oct 2
Cal at Colorado St (Mtn West) Nov 15
WSU at Hawaii (WAC) Thanksgiving weekend
3 games against Notre Dame (Stanford, Washington & USC)
The non-USC Pac-10 teams are a frightening bunch to behold. They all have major flaws.
Even Rudy Carpenter can't save the conference! And without faith in him what do we have left?
We are doing complicated blitzing!
Just a correction, Colorado St. is at Cal on Sept 27th.
The Padres are already up 2-0 on the Nats with Odalis on the hill.
I was tempted to say to them that he really can't acknowledge your constant yelling right now.
But I controlled myself.
That's kind of a cool moniker, I think. (How could it not be cool?)
It's still not as cool as "Bison."
Somebody missed the 1980s and didn't quite remember the Greatest Hits of Tommy Tutone
What, no one remembers "Play It Again, Sam?"
Actually, if you want me, I'll be watching the mistake-prone Lions@Niners game, following the Broncs and Dodgers via my cell phone and trying not to be too rude.
Yeah, I don't expect it either, and it's going to be a shame to see Young getting to play everyday somewhere else. Maybe they'll trade him to the Angels so he can DH and occasionally play second.
Per ITD:
Martin, C
Ethier, RF
Manny, LF
Loney, 1B
Blake, 3B
Kemp, CF
DeWitt, 2B
Berroa, SS
Lowe, P
"And on the field this season, the Tigers are doomed to finish below .500. And the formerly woebegone Tampa Bay Rays are destined to finish far above .500, perhaps in first place in their division. And perhaps in the World Series, perhaps against the once-lowly Dodgers."
http://tinyurl.com/4ad7on
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