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In the top of the fifth inning, after Rafael Furcal walked with one out, I remarked to myself that Ryan Dempster's pitching performance was Bevenesque - as in Bill Bevens, who walked 10 batters in Game 3 of the 1947 World Series against the Dodgers but came within one out of a no-hitter before losing. As omens go, it was ... inconclusive.
Dempster entered the fifth with four walks and a boatload of pitches thrown, then proceeded to walk three more: Furcal, Manny Ramirez (who was down 0-2) and Andre Ethier (redeeming himself after striking out with the bases loaded on a 3-2 diver in the third.)
James Loney came up. He was 0 for 2, and then 0-and-2. Did I believe? Yeah, I believed. Kinda. Sorta.
And then, he hit it. The ball's in the air it's not gonna get out but it's still going I'm watching the outfielder it's still going Edmonds out of room!!!! It's gone!!!!
The Dodgers took the lead. I mean, it was fairly astonishing. The Dodgers took the lead. I thought back to 1977: the grand slam by Ron Cey in Game 1 of the National League Championship Series, followed a day later by another slam by Dusty Baker in Game 2. But wait, the Dodgers lost the Cey game.
It was still the middle of the fifth inning. This game wasn't over. If the Dodgers had been down two, I'd have been saying there was plenty of baseball left. Up two, the song remained the same - if more than a bit happier.
Still, I told myself, "Don't make an error behind Derek Lowe, and it'll be fine."
Two batters later, an error on Casey Blake. Man.
But as far as the fates were concerned, the night really turned on Loney's slam. In the first half of the game, Mark DeRosa was eking out a two-run homer in the corner, while Russell Martin was falling just short. In the second half of the game, either of two drives by Jim Edmonds could have been extra-base hits but failed, and Martin got himself a homer in the ninth after all.
Oh, and Ramirez drove a ball at his ankles into the left-field bleachers in the seventh. And Blake DeWitt scored following a big leadoff double in the eighth.
Cory Wade, Jonathan Broxton and ... Greg Maddux, they all protected Lowe's lead, combining to shut the Cubs out eight innings out of nine.
It actually happened. It was the Dodgers' night. It was the Dodgers' night.
* * *
Update: From the postgame quotes ...
Manny, on that home run, you're bent over, you're stumbling out of the batter's box, your helmet is coming off, your pants are falling down, and you hit it out. How do you do that?
MANNY RAMIREZ: First, I want to thank Joe for cutting my hair.
getting post game coverage and torre press conference now.
a rarity for someone out of market.
Good times.
I love the patience approach they have had at the plate as this year's worn on. Work the count, work the count, get the pitcher out of there early even if he's not giving up much in the way of runs.
Anyway, a great game, just a great game. Tomorrow everything could turn, but at least the pressure is on the Cubs and Zambrano now.
That is the Dodgers tomorrow night. And a big question mark Carlos Zambrano will be our foe.
Tonight, I got a Dodger playoff win, an actual LEAD in a playoff series, and two Dogfish Head Punkin Ales. I am a very happy man right now!
GS IP..... H... HR BB K... ERA ERA+
30 200.7 189 17 40 194 3.27 145 - Beckett 2007
32 200.7 188 14 80 201 3.14 141 - Billingsley 2008
one game at a time though, that's my motto.
Manny's homer just amazed me. When he hit it, I was sure it was just going to be a little dunker behind shortstop. I couldn't believe how far up the bleachers he hit it with that swing.
9 In my opinion at least a good amount of credit has to go to Torre and Mattingly. That was their approach in NY and it worked. It can't be an utter coincidence. Hitters need to get some credit too, of course, and Manny's arrival and all that, but that is really what they've preached since spring training.
Okay, dinner's dinged! Cheers.
The Braves got 10 walks in all from Astros pitching.
The Cubs should bat DeRosa, and Theriot 1st and 2nd, and will be glad if they keep with Soriano and Fukudome int he first and second spot.
I do not like Blue Moon's Pumpkin Ale.
Diamond Leung says an at bat at Chicago in May helped Loney tonight.
A boy is not a man until he learns to pee in to a trough.
Loney hitting homers is a good thing to see.
I'm giggling already.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/recap?gameId=281001116
LOL
Some of us would have told our sons (even at 5) to console the poor young lass. There is a reason that I am not yet a parent, and do not plan on being one for a while yet.
I think I've only cried at a live sports game once, on my 8th birthday I think. It was a Kings game. With it died my hockey love, which I'm trying to bring back, with mixed results.
For some reason the only other violent child reaction I had to a sporting event was the 97 world series. I think I liked that the Indians had a field named after me.
I've been plenty as angry and upset (All non-06 Colts playoff games, 06, 05), but lost the child freedom of being able to just belt and let it out.
Modern plumbing codes don't allow them. It has to be an older facility that is grandfathered under older codes that allows them.
Such as the things I have learned from reading old plumbing codes.
Between this victory and not having to worry about the book tonight, and my wife having a good day and my kids being good, there's a giddiness in my house that is just intoxicating.
By the way, Jon: The city of Sikeston, Mo., has asked me to point out that Blake DeWitt's hit in the eighth inning was a triple.
I had this for the first time on Saturday at the Tucson Beer Festival....I agree, its amazing, I fell in love.
The Rose Bowl redid its bathrooms a few years ago and there are waterless urinals in the men's rooms.
They also built more restrooms and added more stalls for women.
Jon and UCLADodger put in words exactly how I felt about Loney's ab. I was already counting him out after he went 0-2 and was expecting Kent to be manning 1st base tomorrow. Now he's a part of Dodger Lore.
I love postseason baseball when unexpectedly good things happen. You will all remember this game 30 years from now and it will make you think fondly of the 2008 Dodgers and James Big Game Loney.
If I ever have a trough, I will first teach him the way of the urinal. Only when the urinal is mastered can the trough be approached.
The secret to the trough is simple: never, never, never look into the trough.
Nix that, and read it thus:
If I ever have a son....
If I ever have a son, I hope he is not a trough.
Oh! and he went there! lol
giggity
-quagmire
Um, 7-2 is not a steal. It is grand theft.
If this were the NBA, the Dodgers-Cubs series has begun in the eyes of Doug Collins!
Goodonya, James Loney and all y'all Dodgers.
I dreamed about killing you again tommorrow night
And it felt alright to me
Dying on the banks of Embarcadero skies
I sat and watched you bleed
Buried you alive in a fireworks display
Raining down on thee
Your cold, hot blood
Ran away from Wrigley to the sea
Probably a few other Wilco songs I'm missing. Welcome recommendations.
(One of my favorite band names btw, was "Pee Shy.")
And thus concludes Pee Thoughts.
But when you cross the streams you can destroy the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man...
>>Derek Lowe's tough, no question about it. The mass media will tell you that he has been 5-1, 0.89 in his last eight starts. What they won't tell you is that those starts were against Colorado, Washington, Arizona (twice), San Diego, Pittsburgh, and San Francisco (twice) -- not exactly the class of the league. Since June 24, when he lost to the White Sox, he has made 17 starts -- nine against Really Crappy Teams, four against the mediocre Diamondbacks, and four against good teams: the Angels, the Cardinals, the Phillies and the Brewers. In the four starts against Good Teams, Lowe was 1-2 with a 5.04 ERA. Point: if the Cubs' offense is on tonight, they can beat him. He's 1-0 in two starts vs. the Cubs this year with a 1.93 ERA.<<
Facing a Team Fresh Off a Hurricane in a "Road" Game in Milwaukee
9 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 1BB, 10 K, 0.00 ERA
The Non-Magnificent Seven
33 IP, 42 H, 37 ER, 24 BB, 22 K, 10.09 ERA, 8 HR, .309/.409/.561 against
I did not see any troughs in Sikeston.
I can't really wear my Billingsley jersey to work tomorrow, but I'll probably take it in just to hang on my chair. How awesome was it that in the postgame new conference Torre referred to tomorrow's starter as "Bills"?
Chad, I just want you to know we'll all be counting on you. Good luck.
Dining with Dre has become Andre Ethier's own postseason blog. He has an entry about taking BP at Wrigley Field
I hope one day, Gerlado Rivera's grandson goes on a mission to unearth the 1972 US basketball silver medals, and that the mission is televised live.
That is a distinct possibility. I will be attending the if necessary game with my cousin, who will be working during the day. One scenario involves him meeting me at the game, which would free me up beforehand.
I think Jon has a quote for the jacket of his next DT best of book!
Here I am, not paying attention to the Angels-Sox game while I read through old plumbing codes online!
Trough urinals are explicitly prohibited now. If you are replacing an existing trough, the formula for a public building is that six feet of trough equals four urinals.
If it is not necessary, I get to start preparing a hefty check to you and BH--especially if BH happened to snag WS tickets.
http://tinyurl.com/3qrnph
Manny Ramirez and Joe Torre brought their winning postseason ways to the Los Angeles Dodgers
If you would have bet $500 or so on tonight's game, you could have won $705 and paid for your tickets! :)
http://tinyurl.com/4hbmbo
107 I have one friend already who has given me 50/50 shot at his extras--the rest is up to a few other amigos, along with me trying to attack the public sale.
DL, I forgot to add I have also been growing the playoff beard. The best description of my beard right now is basically how Ryan Dempster' beard looked tonight.
I'm sure I wouldn't walk 7 MLB hitters if I started, but it would be because I would be hit too hard to stay in the game for 7 batters.
Huh.
MANNY RAMIREZ: First, I want to thank Joe for cutting my hair.
http://tinyurl.com/534xwd
I wonder when I should start begging the season ticket holders I know...
Stupid extra question mark
And to be underdog with the wood knocking, I just think planning early has to be done for things like these. I am equally prepared for money refunds after such a scheme.
Tag team!
The only hurdle is that the cheapest seat for the WS is $156!!! By comparison, $256 field level seats look like a bargain! :)
yess!!! DODGERS WIN!!! woooo!!
Having to work the closing shift really sucks today. =/
Oh well, I was following the game on my phone and I was very happy. =)
Okay, as cool as this AngelsSox game is, time to get some work and some writing done. Hasta manana.
Yahoo does a scouting report of tomorrow's Cubs and Dodgers game.
The only players with more such games are:
Bernie 30
Jeter 28
Chipper 27
but I will probably shave it tomorrow
Square!
This will go on the letter I will prepare and back date as evidence to get you terminated from DT with cause.
Depending on your cable system, $160-$200
Something like 100-150, last when we used to get it.
No Plaschke article yet, but we get one from Jim Peltz who suddenly bumped Hernandez from the main Dodgers beat(Hernandez still writes the FYI reports and a Dodgers column).
Who is Jim Peltz, and why was he handed the Dodgers beat at the most important time of the year?
They haven't set a price yet, but it's around $120-150.
With four RBI, James Loney now shares the Dodgers' career NLDS RBI record
He actually has 7 total NLDS RBI in only 2 games!!
One year he was assigned Sidebar #5. He talked to a lot of middle relievers.
It is quite likely that the Tribune people have declared any playoff series involving the Cubs to be the most important one.
I was so sure this game was gonna turn into another one of those games where we complain about missed opportunities but Loney's jack changed it all
the pitching was fabulous, Dodger hitters stayed patient as Dumpster slowly lost control it was great to see
I'm still expecting the cubs to come roaring back but wow does stealing game one feel fabulous!
http://tinyurl.com/3vs3bd
Diamond Leung has an early copy of his Dodgers-Cubs game 1 piece.
Yeah, I saw that. We already have cox and I don't think the two other guys I'm living with want to switch services 2 months into getting Cox. I don't think Cox has released a price yet correct?
The funny thing about baseball, is that Plaschke could write the "Can this team be stopped?" article for tomorrow, then go with the "Not quite ready for Primetime" article if we don't get a positive result 24 hours later. And likely think nothing of it.
http://www.bb-ref.com/pi/shareit/DPn8
Surprisingly, the teams of these wild ones are a respectable 10-13 in those games.
Cox uses inDemand, and they don't have a price up yet. I would guess in the $160 to $170 range, but you might try calling Cox to see if they will give you an early bird discount.
Also, if you get the right rep on the phone, you might be able to leverage threatening to leave to DirecTV to get a better deal, maybe a free movie channel for a few months or something.
I'm the same way. I think last year there were only 23 road games not on TV for me in San Diego. But I get FSN West, unlike Nate in Arizona, so it's probably worth it to buy the package.
Good idea. I definitely wouldn't mind to try negotiating some perks.
ESPN ran the numbers and it predicted a Dodgers series win over the Cubs.
One of my roommates is a huge Warriors fan, so it makes sense to get it and split the costs.
The other roommate isn't into sports and watches car shows all day.
If you're in a fantasy league, the NBA package is a great way to watch your players. I haven't had the package in a few years though because I rarely have the time to watch so many games anymore and tend to stick to Laker games almost exclusively.
Don't give Jeff Kent, I mean your other roommate a copy of the bill. Just let him know what he owes (a third of the cost) :)
Vlad just got tagged out hobbling around the bases trying to get from 1st to 3rd on a single by Hunter.
Vlad just looks sad right now. He looks a)hurt and b) disenchanted.
Like someone who should be so much happier than he is. Oh Vlad, you should've been a Dodger
Sweet, now I can needle you about the 2000 NBA Finals during the NLCS games, and you can taunt me about the Raiders! :)
Not that draws any sympathy from you, evil trojans fan.
Reggie Miller grew on me. He went from hated scrawny dirty beanpole to respected deadly shooter and clutch performer.
In terms of my fanhood, his progression was similar to Larry Bird.
I don't know who to root for?
Wow, Shaughnessy is bitter.
http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2008/10/01/ram237rezs_remarks_are_sad/
61.Camp Whittle. What a DUMP. I don't think there's a mattress within a mile of that place that hasn't been peed on. I know a few girls in my Indian Princess tribe did thier part.
Every time CHB whines, an Angel gets his wings.
In part, because I don't like Spike Lee all that much.
If it makes you feel any better, I distinctly remember waking up the night after the Lima Game to watch the Raiders get destroyed by the Colts (35-14). Little did I know that would be the most acceptable loss for me that day.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-dodfyi2-2008oct02,0,7035524.story
I want to say Xeifrank ran it, but I'm not sure. I wasn't in it, but I might join the fray this season.
He did. My problem with fantasy basketball is that I get tired of changing lineups so often, but sometimes not changing it actually helps.
Aren't there usually game maximums at each position? I haven't played in like 5 years and I forgot.
Not in any league I have played in.
We used to play on Yahoo, and we had 8 positions (the 5 positions, plus 3 flex spots). Each team was 12 deep, and the maximum total of games at each of the 8 spots was 82.
Sigh. Back to procrastinating/writing.
Many Boston fans have started smelling their own farts. Everyone around the country has a terrible opinion of all California fans.
regardless of our attendance numbers and the passion our fans show at every game and in blogs or what not, we'll always be labeled as fair weather fans
its quite alright though, boston is no different, I promise you could hear a pin drop in the garden during the regular season just a few years back, I've seen empty outfields at fenway in clips from the early 90s..they're no different
they've just had so much success lately, be it pats celts sox that they feel as though they're on top of world...screw 'em
24 Ultra Sport
The one off the 405 in Irvine?
For one night, it was perfect. Let's enjoy it.
(Jim Caple)
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2008/columns/story?id=3621282
That's not as good as when Al Davis called Lane, Lame Kiffin.
Did NO ONE outside of L.A. watch the Dodgers this year? Can anyone really say, after tonight, that the Cubs have a definitively better lineup?
O Happy Day!
During the game I was thinking how I can't wait to hear Michael Wilbon tomorrow, because I know he does not know any of our players like most people.
That's just the beginning. Did anyone see the shots of Patriots fans while NE was getting their butts kicked by the Dolphins two weeks ago?
CBS showed several shots of not just a few fans, but THOUSANDS of fans leaving Gillette Stadium during the Patriots/Dolphins game. It was only a minute into the 4th quarter. What happened to the loyal Boston fans?
http://www.sportsline.com/mlb/story/11003960
Could see Lowe on short rest.
Mark DeRosa, meet Chad Billingsley. Chad Billingsley, meet Mark DeRosa's groin with your fastball.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/playoffs2008/news/story?id=3621253
Yep, Mark DeRosa is determined to become my arch-nemesis.
Plaschke article.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/baseball/mlb/dodgers/la-sp-simers2-2008oct02,0,3286189.column
Simers article.
HA!
If Soriano's gameplan didn't include sinkers, well. I think he got the wrong scouting report!
Looks like they finally forced the club to use public DS troughs
"You look at the lineup without Manny, it's pathetic. Bottom quarter in home runs...all of a sudden you bring Manny in, and you think 'you know, James Loney is not a bad hitter'."
I thought that was timely given tonight's events!
BTW is Loney the new "3.5" since that's how many RBI he averages per game in his postseason career? :)
"Boyz II Men...ABC...BBD...The East Coast Fam"
Not too hard and not too soft.
Oh, and Jon, don't be thinking that I'm taking advantage of the early win after the fact, but I've the same complete and utter faith in Derek, James, Chad, Kaz, Hiroki, and Matt that I am on record [Raysbb] as having in Sonny. One down. Five to go.
And, sorry, Sonny, but there won't be a game 4. Sweep. And, Derek, only one game this series for you. Sweep.
Spike Lee learned to not mess with a Bruin. ; )
"We're going to score a bunch of runs, 'Big Z' is going to throw a gem and we're going to head back to Los Angeles tied 1-1," DeRosa said. "That's what I believe is going to happen."
This is Bills time to shine!!
Awww. Funny because James and Matt can work for the Dodgers. But Kaz did not, unless you traveled back in time for Kaz Ishii.
I am really hoping for a Dodgers/Rays (or DodgerRays as ToyCannon would say) World Series.
http://tinyurl.com/4cd9c7
"as it will". As I said, a complete and utter faith.
Anyway, Tim Kurkjian is a guest right now and he brought up the subject that nobody else on ESPN (except Peter Gammons) has been discussing, and that's just how good Chad Billingsley is. The night before Game 1, Peter said that Chad "is a great pitcher." Anyway, if Chad can be relaxed for Game 2, that's a big advantage for us, as I don't expect Zambrano to calm down enough to be effective.
Ismael Valdes, Ramon Martinez and Hideo Nomo started in both 1995 and 1996 three and outs for the Dodgers, but they were signed as free agents (Valdes and Martinez as international amateur free agents and Nomo from the Japan Major League).
vs RHB = .645 OPS
vs LHB = .778 OPS
Home = .713 OPS
Road = .705 OPS
With the Cubs' righty lineup, I'm feeling pretty good that at the end of the night the MSM will have to acknowledge Billingsley's existence.
Of course, 7 of the 8 regulars had been playing together since that winning streak began on August 30th, the only change is Rafael Furcal.
Tim Kurkjian is a guest right now and he brought up the subject that nobody else on ESPN (except Peter Gammons) has been discussing, and that's just how good Chad Billingsley is
Tim said more of the same last night on All Night with Jason Smith. It was refreshing to hear. I can't wait until 6:37!
(I knew they'd get beat, and beat badly by the Mets in '06, and didn't try to tell anyone otherwise)
Anyway, one prominent writer for espn.com actually argued with me that Torre would start Juan Pierre over Ethier, 'cause in crunch time he goes with experience. I seriously gave up trying after that, watched them all pick the Cubs, and thought, Wow, this is seriously going to mess up their brackets.
I'm gonna guess that the "prominent writer" is Jerry Crasnick. I hope to God its not Kurkjian, and I'd be disappointed if its Olney.
Regardless, I'm sure they'll all be changing their tunes today. The only ESPN analysts who picked the Dodgers were Gammons, Caple, and Lil Wayne, in his latest blog entry. :)
http://tinyurl.com/4ojeuu
I'm not trying to infuriate someone who has control over my rent $$$.
Today I say hopefully Zambrano keeps up that 5.10 ERA in his last 18 starts.
It's curious to me that walks are almost always the fault of the pitcher and not the credit of the hitter.
Sorry if this has already been mentioned here. I'm at work and didn't have a chance to read all the comments. ;)
Plate discipline, timely hitting, and a killer bullpen. Smells like trophy material to me. Go Dodgers!
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"8 Thin Men Out: The Dodgers of 08" is one of my favorite baseball movies, too.
"8 Thin Men Out: The Dodgers of 08" is one of my favorite baseball movies, too.
Excellent.
Loney is the one guy who did not get the memo but it worked out.
I was shocked at the amount of posters who predicted a Dodger World Series. They screwed up my tie breaker system if the Dodgers do indeed win the World Series.
Memo to National Media (and certain writers in a Northeasterly part of the country).
I truly get what you are saying about how unprofessional it was (in your opinion) how Manny Ramirez conducted himself in the last month or so with the Red Sox.
I wasn't there and from what I gather, this wasn't really a lot different than what he had done for the last several years except for the fact that Boston faced a situation of either picking up his option or letting him go as a free agent and getting 2 draft picks.
So they traded him and got Jason Bay for two more players and a lot of cash.
And that left a sour taste in some mouths.
But I didn't hold a gun to Theo's head and say send him to the Dodgers, why should I and the rest of all Dodger fans have to deal with all this whining.
Last time I looked, no one cares about excuses at the end of the day. Its all scoreboard.
So again, please feel free to keep telling us how happy you are with Manny in Hollywood.
I'll take his 3-iron shots to left center everyday until the end of October in exchange.
Signed.
A Dodger fan.
1988 WS: @LA 6, Oak 0 (Orel allowed 3 hits, got 3 hits; young Eric Stephen in attendance)
1985 NLCS: @LA 8, StL 2 (surely this 2-0 lead will hold up)
1981 NLCS: Mon 3, @LA 0 (Jeff Burriss 5-hit shutout; Dodgers won in 5 on Blue Monday)
1978 WS: @LA 4, NY 3 (ended with the infamous Welch striking out Reggie moment)
1963 WS: LA 4, @NY 1 (LA all-time teamer Johnny Podres pitches 8.1, the only non-CG of the series for LA)
1956 WS: @BKN 13, NY 8 (man, this Larsen guy is no good!)
1952 WS: NY 7, @BKN 1 (stupid Vic Raschi)
The Dodgers are 5-2 in Games Two after winning Game One, but went on to win only 3 of the 7 series (including two with 2-0 leads).
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