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Highway Patrolman
2004-09-01 14:57
by Jon Weisman

"An appeals court has upheld a three-day jail sentence Los Angeles Dodgers outfielder Milton Bradley was ordered to serve for driving away while being issued a speeding ticket," The Associated Press reports today.

"Bradley has 45 days to appeal the appeals court ruling to the Ohio Supreme Court," the story continues.

Hmm, 45 days ... October 15. If the Dodgers make the postseason, can we expect 200 reporters to do stories about Bradley's crime - and his temper - for their playoff notebooks?

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Well I went out and I jumped in my car and I hit the lights
Well I musta done one hundred and ten through Michigan County that night
It was out at the crossroads, down 'round Willow Bank
Seen a Buick with Ohio plates. Behind the wheel was Frank

Well I chased him through them county roads
Till a sign said Canadian border five miles from here
I pulled over the side of the highway and watched his taillights disappear

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