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1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
Here it is - your Dodger Thoughts Slogan Ballot, which includes your suggestions and those that I have taken offline.
Ballot Revised at 1:20 p.m.: Three new slogans added. Those who have voted before 1:20 p.m. may revise if they like. If you do, please write REVISED BALLOT in your new vote.
Please vote for up to three slogans in the comments below. You may choose fewer than three slogans if you like. Please rank your choices: Your first choice will get 5 points, your second choice 3 points and your third choice 1 point. If you do not rank your choices, point totals will be split evenly.
If you wish to vote privately, feel free to e-mail me.
And again, thanks!
_____A Dodger blog with mustard or A Dodger blog with relish
_____Baseball is 99% mental, the other half is ...
_____Bleeding blogger blue
_____Blogging for the cycle
_____Caution: Deconstruction Site
_____Calm, cool and commented
_____Come for the game, stay for the comments
_____Come to think of it
_____Conventional wisdom debunked daily
_____Dodgers from the outside in
_____Great minds think unalike
_____Have you procrastinated today?
_____Heart and Soul and Numbers and Words
_____Keeping grown fans off the streets
_____Obscure but memorable
_____Passionately levelheaded
_____Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
_____Thera-Blue
_____"Think like a Weisman but communicate in the language of the people." - William Yeats
_____Thinking the Blues
_____Thinking outside the boxscore
_____Where the game is never over
- Dodgers from the outside in
- Calm, cool, and commented
2. Come to think of it
3. Where the game is never over
2. Where the game is never over
3. A Dodger blog with mustard
2. Bleeding Blogger Blue
3. Come to think of it
2. Come for the game, stay for the comments.
3. Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
(no votes for others...that's how much i like this one...)
2. Bleeding blogger blue
3. Heart and Soul and Numbers and Words
that's it
3 pt: Passionately levelheaded
1 pt: Conventional wisdom debunked daily
I can't help but feel that they'll all good, but that none are great.
I didn't get to suggest any before, so:
Blue Fan Group
Dodge work and log on
This is LA blogging
These are clearly not great either....
and the new additions of:
2: This is LA blogging
3: Los Angeles Dodger Blogging of Cyberspace
2. Conventional wisdom debunked daily
3. Calm, cool and commented
2. Caution: Deconstruction Site
3. "Think like a Weisman but communicate in the language of the people." - William Yeats
2. Caution: Deconstruction Site
3. Passionately levelheaded
2)Thinking the Blues
3)Where the Game is Never Over
Suggestion: Blogging Blue Heaven
2) Conventional wisdom debunked daily
1. Where the game is never over
2. Bleeding blogger blue
3. A Dodger blog with mustard
Too bad #1 isn't Dodger-centric, it makes me want to steal it.
__2___Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
__3___Where the game is never over
my submissions.
VOTE:
1. thinking outside the boxscore (bigcpa's write in)
2. where the game is never over
3. calm, cool, commented
MY late offerings:
4. Where the game is never over until the last post.
5. Where BLUE thoughts collect and multiply
6. Keeping grown fans off the streets
7. L.A. Blogers (typed font like Dodgers logo - also maybe useful in a logo idea)
Some Yogi-isms modified for DT
-Baseball is 99% mental, the other half is DT
--yogi's quote "DT" subst. for "physical"
6. 99% of this "blog" is half mental
-- yogi again "blog" sb for "game"
2. Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
2. Bleeding blogger Blue
3. Conventional wisdom debunked daily
2 A Dodger Blog with Mustard
3 "Think like a Weisman but communicate in the language of the people." - William Yeats (its wordy but it is a nice pun)
2. Come to Think of It
3. Where the Game is Never Over
Bleeding Blogger Blue
Conventional Wisdom Debunked Daily
Caution: Deconstruction Site
That said, my votes for what's out there:
1. where the game is never over
2. a Dodger blog with mustard
3. talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
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I would agree with this. There are several suggestions that make me say "Hey, that's not bad," but not a single one that I am blown away by.
Maybe we expect too much of ourselves...
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Well, there's the Chad we dangled in front of AZ when we were trying to acquire Randy Johnson last July...
Dodger Thoughts: Okay but not awesome
I'll keep an open mind about extending the deadline. People can continue making suggestions.
Reasons not to extend the deadline: 1) I'm eager and impatient, 2) this isn't life or death, 3) there's always T-shirt #2
2. Conventional Wisdom Debunked Daily
3. Thinking Outside the Boxscore
dangling kreuters was also a possilbe play
A Dodger Blog with Relish
Otherwise, I like
Thinking Outside the Boxscore
Dodger Thoughts: The Thinking Man's Blues
1) Conventional wisdom debunked daily
2) Bleeding blogger blue
3) Passionately levelheaded
A Dodger blog with mustard
Bleeding blogger blue
Caution: Deconstruction Site
1) Thinking Outside the Boxscore
2) Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
2. Thinking outside the boxscore
3. Thinking the blues
2. Come for the game, stay for the comments
3. Obscure, yet memorable
2. bleeding blogger blue
3. conventional wisdom debunked daily
2. conventional wisdom debunked daily
3. conventional wisdom debunked daily
:)
Hope you're not using a Perl script or something of a software nature to count these!
2) Where the game is never over
3) Come to think of it
Dodger Thoughts:
- Thinking outside the Boxscore
- Keeping grown fans off the streets
- Where Dodger Fan's collect, comment and multiply (online)
- GAME never OVER
- The Dodger Fan's online "Bull" Pen
- Baseball is 99% mental; the other half is Dodger Thoughts yogi spin-off
- When you want to know exactly where your hands have been.
- intelligent fan life discovered
- The game's never over until the final thOUghT.
As I DT-post I must look pretty happy here at work. I just received the nod of confidence from my boss. He is absolutely certain that I am coming up with new and fascinating ways to make him more money.
I nominate this for Post of the Day.(Post of the Day award should be next after the t-shirt business)
#2 A Dodger blog with mustard or A Dodger blog with relish
#3 Bleeding blogger blue
#2 Come for the game, stay for the comments
#3 Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
Even though, I also like this suggestion from earlier: Where the game is never over until the last post.
- Dodger Blog w Relish
- Game Never Over
- Outside the Boxscore
Has the ballot-counting method been disclosed? Are we going with a first-past-the-post, Condorcet method, Instant Runoff, or what?
[PoliSci habits die hard...it's not often I get to use this stuff]
Jon's Weismen
bloggin' Blue
(or ignore it, just an idea)
3. Bleeding blogger blue
"the game's not over till the last post."
-GAMEs thought OVER
-For Fans with way too much time on their hands
Bleeding Blogger Blue
Talking dodgers, wherever you may be
Also some new ideas...
DT: If you have a computer...throw it to the sky
DT: Never a No Hitter
And a spin on Weisman's earlier idea...
DT: Often Times Awesome
1. Thinking Outside the boxscore
2. Bleeding blogger Blue
3. Come to think of it
1. Thinking Outside the boxscore
2. Have you procrastinated today?
3. Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
Re:#18 Yes Jon, I was thinking of Gagne when that came to me. I considered the alternate "Where the ghame is never over" but I think Yhency is done as the closer for now.
2. Thinking outside the boxscore
3. Blogging for the cycle
2. Passionately levelheaded
3. Come for the game, stay for the comments
1. Where the game is never over
2. A Dodger blog with mustard
3. Passionately levelheaded
2. Blogging for the cycle
3. Passionately levelheaded
I like the mustard one rather than the relish one, but it has an edge, you know . . .
2. Where the game is never over.
3. Come for the game, stay for the comments.
I think this is my favorite so far. I am very much in favor of the shirt being a Vinny reference, thus my vote for "wherever you may be."
2.A Dodger blog with relish
3.Passionately levelheaded
However I'm not creative enough to do anything with it.
The Finley slam was something along the lines of "whereever it comes down the Dodgers win, and it's a GRAND SLAM."
3 - Thinking outside the boxscore
2. A Dodger blog with relish
3. blogging for the cycle
My own belated offering along the procrastination/lack of work theme:
Dodger Thoughts - where workplace productivity goes to die
I don't know if "If you have a computer...throw it to the sky" works. Love the idea, but it seems clunky to me. (I think I keep waiting for the computer to fall back down and crash on my head.) On the other hand, it obviously has great design potential.
I read that Al Michaels had thought of the "Miracle" line the night before the '80 game against the Russians. Kind of took the luster off that one, and makes Vin's line that much more genius.
Can anyone get a wav file from a cassette?
2. Conventional wisdom debunked daily
3. Keeping grown fans off the street
Five hours in ... with e-mail votes included ... we have a tie for first place and a tie for fourth place. Six slogans have what I would call strong backing.
Polls will be open throughout the night and into Friday ...
That said, here's one site which tells how.
http://www.blazeaudio.com/howto/lp-overview.html
2. a dodger blog with mustard
3. passionately levelheaded
2. Bleeding blogger blue
3. Keeping grown fans off the streets
Also, way off topic, interesting article about Beane, Moneyball, etc: http://tinyurl.com/a6w7h
_3__Keeping grown fans off the streets
_1__Come for the game, stay for the comments
2. (3pt) Conventional wisdom debunked daily
3. (1pt) Passionately levelheaded
A Dodger blog with relish
Bleeding blogger blue
1 - Bleeding blogger blue
2 - A Dodger blog with mustard (and relish?)
3 - Calm, cool and commented
2 Blogging for the cycle
3 Keeping grown fans off the streets
2. Come for the game, stay for the comments
3. Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
3 pts. the Yeats quote
1 pt. passionately levelheaded
I'm really just a lurker, but I love the site regardless, hope you don't mind my votes.
Also, I'd tried to think of something clever, but I really couldn't. The only thing I could think of was "The Ron Coomer of Baseball Blogs." But I mean it in a good way!
My vote:
1. Where the game is never over. (even though he's done as the closer I would use "ghame". Hey, it got the site ink in the Times.)
2. Write In: from Smirk: "0 Runs, 300 Hits, 0 Errors" (although I would raise the hits to 500 or 600.
Clearly, it's a modified Borda count (points system).
Sorry to hear all that poli sci is still infecting your brain. Probably my fault, or the fault of "friends of mine" (cue the Sopranos theme....)
#2 Bleeding Blogger Blue
#3 Thinking Outside the Boxscore
And some new ones maybe?
- Where the Real Fans go after the game!
- Not for the casual fan
- You gotta bleed it!
"Duces wild. Two on. Two out. Two Strikes. Two Balls."
My least favorite baseball call of all time is Chris Berman with his ridiculous "Back, Back, Back, Back, Back, Back." Could he be less original and more annoying? Someone needs to tell him that fat and loud doesn't make you good.
Franklin set, Wayne ready and deals.
Swung on, a high fly ball to deep right field.
Wherever it goes, the Dodgers have won!
And it's a grand slam home run!
...
What a finish! as Steve Finley hits it into the seats in right field,
and the Dodgers come up and roll a 7 in the bottom of the 9th inning & beat the Giants, 7 to 3.
...
And in all the storied history and glory, frustrations and heartbreak
that both of these teams have inflicted upon the other, this one had to be a killer.
(Source: Dodger Dugout broadcast, 10/3/04)
I was actually listening to that game instead of watching since I was at a UCLA football game.
Probably the greatest single day in Southern California baseball when you realize that both the Dodgers and Angels clinched their divisions by beating their rivals from the Bay Area in come from behind fashion, although the Dodgers win was a lot more dramatic.
I even remember watching some of the football game. UCLA beat San Diego State.
It wasn't televised in this part of the country anyway.
2_Thinking outside the boxscore
3_Passionately levelheaded
and
4_Great minds think unalike
5_Where the game is never over
... 'cause I like those,too.
Why would anyone in New York care about an exciting pennant race coming down to the end of the season?
After all you could be watching, something else. Don't tell me they made you watch a Mets game.
Thinking outside the boxscore
2. Passionately levelheaded
3. Keeping grown fans off the streets
You rang?
Actually, I'll be moving to Tempe/Meas, Az in a few weeks. Finally, back in the NL West...
2) Have you procrastinated today?
3) A Dodger blog with mustard
And because it's past midnight EDT, I'm going to bed.
2nd Come for the game, stay for the comments
3rd Passionately levelheaded
Man, that was hard.
2. Passionately levelheaded
3. Thinking outside the boxscore
1. Dodger blog with mustard (because i prefer mustard but i like relish too)
2. Keeping grown fans off the street
3. "Think like a Weisman..." because cool shirts have quotes, you get the props, we get the inside joke
I'll bet you could easily get away with a couple different versions and not have to worry about an inventory overstock.
how about bumper stickers too?
rgds, will
2 Thinking outside the boxscore
3 Calm, cool and commented
He shut the smart ass radio host up right away. Not easy to match wits with Tommy!
vr
Xei
2) Come for the game, stay for the comments.
3) Passionately levelheaded
2. Bleeding blogger blue
3. A Dodger blog with relish
1.) Conventional Wisdom, Unconventional Thoughts
2.) Where the Game is Never Over
3.) Passionately Levelheaded
We Still Owe Dreifort How Much?
Fred Claire's Revenge
2. Where the game is never over
3. Come for the game, stay for the comments
2. Talking Dodgers, Wherever You May Be
3. Where The Game Is Never Over
103 -- thank you thank you for tracking that down. I listened on the radio to that one with my wife and son on a beautiful early fall afternoon, sitting around our kitchen wih the back door wide open, hot dogs grilling outside, ice cold Rolling Rock (went to college in PA, can't help it), and it all ended with the three of us jumping up and down and singing the National Anthem (3 year olds are funny that way). smile.
I know the game was on 10/2, but the KCOP-TV Dodger Dugout broadcast was the 10/3 pregame show (the day after). In that program, they replayed bits from the previous day, using Vin's radio call. I had DVRed the program and replayed it.
Someone with MLB Gameday Audio could listen to the actual radio call to see if I missed anything.
2: Caution: Deconstruction Site
3: Caution: Deconstruction Site
No, that is not a mistake. I simply believe the above slogan to be far and away the best of the bunch offered. It's 3 for 3: brilliant, true and timeless.
1. Thinking outside the boxscore
2. Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be.
3. Passionately levelheaded.
2. Passionately Levelheaded
3. Caution: Deconstruction Site
2. Where the game is never over.
3. Passionately levelheaded.
2) Caution: Deconstruction Site
3) Thinking outside the boxscore
Narrowly missing the cut:
Why Dodger fans show up in the 4th
All Dodgers. No Beachballs
liked "The Thinking Man's Blues", too
2) Keeping Grown Fans off the streets
3) Thinking outside the boxscore
2) Where the game is never over
3) Keeping grown fans off the streets
Close to 100 votes have been cast. The top two choices are within one first-place vote of each other. Top four choices are within four votes.
Voting momentum hasn't really died down. Once it does, I'll set a deadline clock.
2. Talking Dodgers, wherever you may be
3. Where the game is never over
2. Thinking Outside the Boxscore
3. Passionately Levelheaded
And in honor of all of the @$*&% moves of our brilliant manager, how about "Thinking Blue, Seeing Red"?
1. Where the game is never over
Because this is the reality of the DT experience.
2. Thinking outside the boxscore
A brilliant twist on one of the most annoying Dilbertisms of our times.
3. Bleeding blogger blue
I disagree with whoever said above that the word 'blog' didn't belong on the shirt. That word, for better or for worse, is here to stay, and it fits perfectly into the old Lasorda phrase.
Voting will be closed at 5 p.m.
2. Talking Dodgers, Wherever You May Be
2. Calm, cool and commented
3. Conventional wisdom debunked daily
#2 Conventional wisdom debunked daily
#3 Thinking Outside the Boxscore
1) Thinking Outside The Boxscore
2) Come for the Game, Stay for the Comments
3) Passionately Levelheaded
Results to be announced before the end of tonight's game. Thanks for participating!
2. Passionately levelheaded.
3. Thinking outside the boxscore.
"Think like a Weisman but communicate in the language of the people." - William Yeats
Where the game is never over
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