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Buried at the bottom of this Associated Press story, warning us to be patient while new Dodger general manager Ned Colletti searches for his first manager, is this tidbit:
Colletti mentioned first base, third base and the outfield as areas of need. He also said he hasn't been given a set figure concerning the team's payroll.
"I've conversed with Frank and Jamie about what I think we need, who I think we need," he said, referring to Dodgers owners Frank and Jamie McCourt. "I haven't been told to stop or slow down."
Without nominating Hee Seop Choi for sainthood, is it possible Colletti mentioned first base as an area of need but not the starting pitching? Whatever you might think of Choi, is there reason to think D.J. Houlton is superior? Or is it that the minor league pitchers like Chad Billingsley are closer to being ready than the minor league infielders?
Or did something just get lost in this game of telephone?
Almost always, in large corporations, this translates into a lower figure than what you'd expect. People and companies with money to spend love to brag about how much they have available.
Seattle has Sexson and Delgado went to the NL because he hates to DH so that doesn't seem to match.
If Florida was smart they would trade him to the Angels for Kotchman and Kendrick but that seems to rich for a salary dump. Then again you have the DH issue.
I can't imagine the Dodgers picking up his contract but I sure wouldn't mind having Delgado in the lineup. Send them back Choi.
This is what I'm talking about. Does anyone seriously believe Ned and Frank have not dicussed the budget at some point. If Ned never asked the question, we are indeed in very big trouble.
$13.5M in 2006
$14.4M in 2007
$16M in 2008
$12M team option in 2009 that can vest
His LHP splits have eroded considerably:
2003 .284/.395/.475
2005 .234/.308/.461
Even if Delgado could play 3b I wouldn't want to inherit that contract.
I'll join him if it will help. I've always disliked the whole National Anthem thing before EVERY sporting event in the 1st place. I have major character flaws.
He was 11th in VORP this season in that terrible stadium. That makes me not care about his LHP splits because it means he must destroy RHPs and there are more of those.
Considering he had 141 ab's against LHP I'm not to concerned. I'll take the 380 at bats where he slugged over 600 and posted an ops over 1000. Sure it is alot of money. It isn't my money.
As Aristotle once said, "sometimes the best trades are the ones you don't make."
Evidently, neither did Colletti:)
I heard -- don't know if it's true -- that when Woody Guthrie first heard God Bless America, he got so pissed off that he wrote "This Land Is Your Land."
Or is it like Homer explaining the ivory dealer to Lisa in the Stampy the elephant episode. "Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low."
The conventional wisdom these days seems to be that the Twins had no idea what they were doing when they let him go, but I seem to remember they were pretty sure that David Ortiz would become something close to DAVID ORTIZ and they would have no way to afford him once that happened.
Of course, then Kielty was traded for Jayson Stark's favorite man-crush and for some reason Ortiz's numbers got better when he started hitting in front of Manny Ramirez instead of Torii Hunter...
Does anybody else remember this? Or am I the only person whose memory banks have yet to be purged, a la Joe Lieberman?
"The Dodgers and Marlins also exchanged names... but Ramirez is a more advanced prospect than the Dodgers' Joel Guzman."
Ramirez is 11 months older than Guzman and has 140 more minor league ab's. He put up .271/.335/.385 with 26 steals (13 CS) for AA Portland. I'd prefer Blalock to this guy let alone Guzman.
hahhahaha.
I certainly don't understand baseball transactions anymore.
How could the [incredibly profitable] Red Sox get cash back in a [salary dump] deal where a basic rationale is that the Marlins give up young huge-updside pitcher on the condition that the receiving team accepts their coming off a horrible year albatross-contract third baseman.
I know it can be rationalized -- for example, the Green trade looks kind of like this (except the salary dumper sending cash in the Green trade was the huge market money team, not the smaller poorer one) -- but I really don't get it. I can't believe the Marlins couldn't hang tough and dump the whole contract.
That is the story I've heard. I can sing or listen to "this land is your land" and feel chest tugs. I hear "God bless America" and I feel nausea and want to sit down.
more likely, he wasnt offered, just talked about.
26 - the way I remember it is that the Twins couldn't afford to wait around another year. He was about to get really expensive, far more than they could afford on what was essentially a rich club's gamble. Imagine the scenario if McCourt had bought the team a year earlier, Beltre's last arbitration year were 2003 instead of 2004, and the M's took a flyer on him. They'd look awfully smart going into 2005.
Because Blalock has stagnated and his numbers have gone down each of the last 3 years. It is possible he peaked early and has not made adjustments. Take into consideration he's hitting in the AL equivelent to Coors and his numbers aren't impressive.
While I was all over Beckett, I'd rather have LaRoche then Blalock. His OPS away from Arlington was a putrid 611.
It will be interesting to see how Hanly does. Scouts are ga ga about his talent but the talent never translated into production. As nate said his numbers were no better then a player like Hu who wouldn't even make our top 15 list but his talent still makes him the number one position prospect on the RedSox. I'd rather have Pedroia.
The McCourts, I believe, are Democrats or at least have donated to Democratic candidates in Massachusetts in the past.
Being Democrats, they are, by definition given by Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld, not patriotic.
[/end political diatribe]
In reality, I think the McCourts, like a lot of people of means, support which ever political party will help them out the most and I doubt ideology has much to do with it.
So, now on to religion.
No, not controversial enough.
Hee-Seop Choi's bat speed. That's controversy!
I have one that a pirate (old-timey, not Pittsburgh type or Somali type). The letters on it are RRR.
Right. But that's exactly why I could see McCourt going for the cheap symbolism w/regard to Delgado--in the same way Bill Clinton and Gray Davis tried to distance themselves from the ACLU by going overboard on "law and order" issues.
Superintendent Chalmers: We're getting rid of the geography requirement. The children weren't testing well.
Skinner: So back to the three Rs!
Chalmers: Two Rs come September.
Everyone assumes that Hee Seop Choi is the object of this trade, that it heaps scorn upon him. It may, but I also wonder whether "proven veteran" Jim Thome might be available at a significant discount. I'm not specifying him as a likely candidate, only as one of many, simply because it seems likely that 1B is one of the easier positions to fill this offseason, and that may be driving Colletti's thinking.
Let us back up even further, to one of Jon's key points: regardless of whether the first baseman is Choi or an "upgrade," why is 1B identified as an area of need, while starting pitching is NOT identified as such?
amazing.
Wow, that dude IS crazy!
LF, 3B, #1/2 starter
That is to say if we're going to bump one of the young guns from the rotation it better not be to make room for #4/5 guys like Paul Byrd or Kenny Rogers. And we've established that Morris is essentially Weaver. Get Burnett or Millwood or stand pat.
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Just kidding. I agree with you. It's not meant to be played at a baseball game, and besides that, I don't even like the song.
Maybe we could have McCourt change the name to the Retros, since it is looking more and more obvious that whomever they hire is going to be a retread.
Or he'll tuly break out, destroying everyone and everything in his path
Time will tell if the scouts are right. The list that Jim Callis provided is who he feels will have a quicker impact in a given year not who he feels is a better long term prospect. He made that clear when he presented the list in Arizona.
No one is questioning Hanley's athletic skills but at some point the skills must turn into production. Hanley is doing fine but he's not producing at the level of a number one prospect. Franceour was knocking the snot out of the ball, the only question with him was his plate discipline. Seems like your reaching by bringing him into the conversation. I could just as easily bring up Rueben Rivera who scouts were ga ga over for years with nothing to show for it.
-- He's the PR spokesman for the team on a day to day basis. Royster can do that. Anyone who can put two baseball cliches together can do that.
-- He's the soother of egos and motivator of men. He can do that--better than the old farts Colletti's mentioned so far, who seem to have a Lasorda-like tendency to punish youth. I like it that Royster's not jaded, not burned out, and is still young enough to remember what it was like to be 22.
Finally, a manager's got to be smart when it comes to the late-inning maneuvers. I have no idea if Royster's better or worse than anyone else--but I have never heard of a baseball organization hiring a manager for this reason. It usually comes as a nasty surprise when it turns out, hey, guess what, we got us an idiot for a manager. Grady Little, Dusty Baker. On this score, I say innocent until proven guilty.
Until Colletti hires a manager, a lot of other more important decisions are stuck. Pitching coach, hitting coach, and also the comfort level of FAs and current veterans.
Colletti seems to be on a campaign to raise the stock of a bunch of his a-hole buddies in baseball to increase the chances that some other team will hire them. It's getting so boring. Royster's the Occam's Razor choice for manager. Colletti should just do it, get it over with, and get the offseason started.
I can only hope that the McCourt's financial restraints make keeping Choi around the right move this off-season and that since we only have enough $ for one big signing, it would be an OFer. I can't imagine the owners or the GMs wanting to get rid of two cheap productive players in Choi and Saenz by bringing in one expensive 1B.
I can't imagine the owners or the GMs wanting to get rid of two cheap productive players in Choi and Saenz by bringing in one expensive 1B.
My concern is that they think bringing in big names is the way to earn popularity with the fans. If you fail with cheap no-names, you get criticized for not spending any money. If you fail with expensive big-names, at least it looks like you tried.
from baseball prospectus' DT card, it says that crawford had a rate2 of 96 last year in left field, which brings his career average to 101. his high is 106.
he has 2.2 fielding win shares according to hardball times, which puts him in the middle of the pack, near such luminaries as miguel cabrera and gary sheffield.
maybe 2005 was a down year or something, and while i'm willing to believe he can be consistently above average, he doesn't figure to me to be an "elite" defender.
By all means, if Colletti could bring us Bobby Cox, Tony LaRussa or Joe Torre, that would be interesting. But Art Howe, Tony Muser and Jim Fregosi? Blech.
I think you are justified in feeling that way. I've seen a few bumper stickers lately that say things along the lines of "God bless the entire world." If people don't literally mean "God bless the USA at the exclusion of everybody else," then they shouldn't say "God bless the USA" while not including everybody else in the blessing.
Camille Johnston
Ned Colletti
Jim Fregosi
Sounds like the guest cast for a bad episode of Fantasy Island.
Thougths on this Lineup:
1-CF-Bradley
2-LF Cruz
3-RF JD
4-2B Kent
5-SS Nomar
6-1B Choi
7-3B Lowell
8-C Dioner
When Izturis comes back, whoever isnt performing gets bumped. I assume Lowell can play 1B and Nomar can play 3b giving flexibilty. Pretty good team with our infield defense being a huge weakness till Izzy returns.
Or when Muslims say that Mohammad is Allah's prophet. Aren't we all equally prophetic?
Or when I sneeze, and people say, "G-d bless you." That really bugs me, because there are other people who sneeze. Why can't they say, "G-d bless all sneezers, every one."?
Lowell: 8 million
Beckett: 3 million
Cruz: 3 million
Bradley: 5 million
Nomar: ~6 million
Going by the side bar, that brings the payroll up to 95 million. Not going to happen.
Is this part of a PR campaign to get your name out there? Are you planning a concert or book tour?
Re: God save the Queen. Traditionally, the crowned head was synonymous with, and the embodiment of, the state and its people. The expression's original meaning was more like "God save England." It took the Sex Pistols to make it personal.
Re: Sneezing. We request God's blessing for sneezers because, centuries ago, Pope Gregory instructed all good Catholics to pray constantly to ward off the Plague. A sneeze was immediately to be followed by a blessing, in hopes that God would save the sneezer, as well the sneezees, from a horrible death.
Re: Allah. Well, that's the problem isn't it? When one takes one's own religion too literally, one tends to dehumanize non-believers. I'm not trying to be PC and equate Al-Queda with fundamentalist Christians, but any religion can be taken to a point where the exclusion of unbelievers becomes a source for bigotry.
Although not in a mean-spirited way most likely.
I will refer further questions about this to a synod of bishops that I have summoned to my apartment next week.
A little tip for pseudonym-seekers: if you're going to steal one from a book, pick a book by a dead author. Living writers can fall off the cliffs of their own sanctimony, and, when they live long enough, often do.
Insert Billy Beane/Art Howe joke ___________
The things you learn from watching "The Sopranos".
A: What is Fox, Alex.
Well, I think that's the rule. Or else I'm in big trouble.
I've said too much.
And I'd always thought that "God Bless You" was meant to cover the sneezer, since it was believed that the soul temporarily left his body during the sneeze.
Andrew, I don't recognize the character (or book) you stole the psuedonym from. Enlightenment, please?
ewwwwwwww :(
Cause to do that they would also need to pick up Glavine and...um...anyone, help me out?
Brings back memories of waiting for Tom Goodwin to reach first.
"Roland the headless Thompson gunner" is one of my favorite songs.
I'd rather have Pierre, than have Lo Duca back.
Show of hands for Zevon fans? Nah, never mind.
Of course when I was 17, Warren Zevon wasn't dead.
there is still hope!
like, if hanleygot into a car accident and went into a coma or something.
Headline:
Mum on manager, GM indicates possible deal with Fish
It was posted at 12 AM EST
"We'll see how that develops," Colletti said, without mentioning names. "He knows our interest, and we'll talk in the future."
He said ownership has not given him a payroll limit and he said he doesn't "have a need for a direct number right now."
Which means it's not Delgado
It's the Latino/French man (in name only)
can we give him one just for the heck of it?
Draw your own conclusions from there.
Stan from Tacoma
Colletti said he has expressed to McCourt his visions for the team adding an outfielder such as free agent Brian Giles, who is expected to draw as much as $11 million a year, a third baseman such as Nomar Garciaparra, who could fill in at shortstop as Cesar Izturis heals from Tommy John surgery, and another starting pitcher.
Angel pitching coach Bud Black is believed to be among those who will be contacted and interviewed.
Spoken like a true BYU man.
Yay!
Off topic: J.A. Adande wrote another article. Last time it was about Kim Ng, this time it's about Elton Brand. Too bad the Dodgers can't get a guy like him, a borderline great player, who is also intelligent, good in the community, clubhouse, with the media, and is basically the team's spokesman. Oh well.
Zevon's also one of the few rockers who wrote panegyrics about sports heroes: "Bill Lee" is an obscure but cool little song you'll find on "Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School," while "Boom Boom Mancini" is included in a couple of anthologies and his live album.
It always impressed me that Zevon studied composition as a teenager from his West LA neighbor, Igor Stravinsky. He is probably the only Stravinsky student whose father was a professional gambler.
The Red Sox and Marlins were close Monday night on a proposal that would send Beckett and Lowell to Boston for highly regarded minor-league shortstop Hanley Ramirez and a top pitching prospect. The hold-up was deciding on the pitcher. The Marlins want left-hander Jon Lester, but the Red Sox offered right-hander Anibel Sanchez.
...
The Fort Worth Star-Telegram and ESPN reported Monday night that the teams had agreed to a deal as long as the players involved passed physicals. But a Marlins source said the trade was still being discussed, with more work to be done
we still have hope. come on 4 headed dodger GM monster, swoop in for the kill!
then trade lowell to the twins for scott baker.
And then there's that running and jumping thing.
Surprisingly, there are a lot of hockey players who hang around for a long time and are still effective. Despite getting beat up all the time.
BirthYear-Name
1984-Kazmir,Scott
1983-Jackson,Edwin
1983-Greinke,Zack
1983-Floyd,Gavin
1983-Gaudin,Chad
1983-Garcia,Jairo
1982-Alvarez,Abe
1982-Germano,Justin
1982-Bruney,Brian
1982-Rodriguez,Francisco
1982-Willis,Dontrelle
1982-Bonderman,Jeremy
1982-Cordero,Chad
1981-Capellan,Jose
1981-Daigle,Casey
1981-Hendrickson,Ben
1981-Francis,Jeff
1981-Hill,Shawn
1981-Crain,Jesse
1981-Williams,Jerome
1981-Mitre,Sergio
1981-Harden,Rich
1981-Peavy,Jake
1981-Perez,Oliver
1981-Zambrano,Carlos
1981-Ledezma,Wilfredo
1981-Cabrera,Daniel
1981-Cabrera,Fernando
1981-Valdez,Merkin
1981-Cruceta,Francisco
1981-Snell,Ian
1981-Halsey,Brad
1981-Maine,John
1980-Bautista,Denny
1980-Lowry,Noah
1980-Brazoban,Yhency
1980-Chacin,Gustavo
1980-Cotts,Neal
1980-Bautista,Denny
1980-Haren,Danny
1980-Prior,Mark
1980-Hennessey,Brad
1980-Myers,Brett
1980-Nageotte,Clint
1980-Beckett,Josh
1980-Blanton,Joe
1980-Madson,Ryan
1980-Sabathia,C.C.
1979-Buehrle,Mark
1979-Affeldt,Jeremy
1979-Garland,Jon
1979-Julio,Jorge
1979-Kennedy,Joe
1979-Kim,Byung-Hyun
1979-Sanchez,Duaner
1979-Santana,Johan
1979-Soriano,Rafael
1979-Young,Chris
1979-Bush,David
1979-Saarloos,Kirk
1979-Cook,Aaron
1979-Silva,Carlos
1979-Ramirez,Horacio
1979-Valverde,Jose
1979-Webb,Brandon
I'm not qualified in that department.
But I can make stuff up if you'd like.
Don't tell that to Sam I Am Cassel.
The 2006 version of EB is like a budding Mailman because he is now knocking down the 18 footer face up shot with regularity. Now they have to guard him out on the perimeter and he is just blowing by them to the basket.
Nobody except the people in Springfield. It's a secret panel.
It's more likely that you'll see Tom Izzo in the Basketball Hall of Fame than Elton Brand.
Nate that list only includes pitchers who had major league time in 2004. I haven't gotten the download yet for the 2005 season.
What, is 'small ball' some kind of infection? Black's the pitching coach. He's not asked his opinion on whether the Angels should lay down a bunt, or put Darin Erstad in the lineup.
It would be so much easier for us if everyone in baseball would identify themselves ideologically. Maybe they should set up baseball political parties.
(joke)
The Colletti 4 could narrow it down to, say, three candidates. Then an panel of fans (you'd have to pass a test to qualify, and then the panel would be chosen randomly from the qualified list) would grill the finalists in a series of public hearings. The first vote would eliminate one contender, then the surviving two candidates could be asked more questions before a final vote. Majority rules, no abstentions.
The manager would be accountable to the fans, and would have to appear monthly before the full assembly in a 'question time' akin to what Blair goes through in Parliament. Vin Scully would be given the gavel.
One point on phrases like "God Bless America." There's a reason why the phrase isn't in the indicative, "God Blesses America,"--this is a rare use of the subjunctive in English--the meaning might be more clear if we said "Let God Bless America." The phrase doesn't actually mean God is blessing America at this moment, then one would use "blesses," it's more a request for divine favor, as opposed to an assertion of its existence. The same issue is in play when the Brits say "God Save the Queen!" They're asking God to do so, otherwise they would say "God Saves the Queen!"
I think Bob's right to say that there's an implication that America or England somehow "deserves" more divine favor than other groups of people, but I don't think too much should be made of this.
As for the actual song, I don't mind it, although I think there are better ways to recognize that the country is at war. I'm with scareduck in that I certainly don't think it's necessary to uncover and put my hand over my heart for God Bless America, and I'm a civilian faculty member at the Naval Academy, where we're obviously more of a stickler for this sort of thing. That really is a privilege that should be reserved for the National Anthem, and perhaps for something like the playing of Taps, but that would never be done at a place like a baseball park.
WWSH
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The other player Joe Torre was asked to help recruit, outfielder Brian Giles, was leaning toward a return to the San Diego Padres, according to several baseball officials yesterday. But the Yankees still believed they had a chance to sign him, and he hasn't told them they're out of it. The Yankees would like to be able to lure center fielder Aaron Rowand from the Chicago White Sox, but as of yesterday the White Sox were working on a deal that would send Rowand to the Florida Marlins for center fielder Juan Pierre.
benmaller.com
New general manager Ned Colletti said Monday that while he hadn't formally requested permission from other teams to speak with potential candidates currently under contract, he would do so shortly. "The people that I've got under consideration, I'm doing some more legwork on," Colletti said during a conference call. "There's still three or four, maybe five out there."
I think after Colletti and Fregosi met...
Ng: "That went, uh, rather well, eh Ned?"
Ned: "Yeah, great. Who else is on the list..."
163 You think McCourt would hold onto Lowell's salary? (which is what Boston will do) But that would make the deal a lot better...
I would love to see Hee Seop Choi get a chance. I think he is going to be a great player.
I loved Paul LoDuca (obviously being a fan here) but I love Hee Seop more. I lived in Chicago when he was there and I liked him there. I followed him in Florida. I was ecstatic when we traded for him.
It was awesome to see the fans embrace him at Dodger Stadium chanting his name. Next season I plan to make my first trip to LA and Dodger stadium. I just hope Hee Seop is there so I can chant his name.
Besides he is cheap, locked up for a few years, and if Colletti is convinced Loney is worth anything (I'm not) Choi is a cheap stop gap.
P.S. What are all these jokes about Tommy Lasorda and the waiver wire (or is it player options?) about anyway?
Yes, and yes.
How are you going to add Delgado's massive back loaded deal + Nomar + Giles (who by all accounts isn't interested)+ get help for the rotation AND keep within Frank's projected $75 million budget?
Try
www.bugmenot.com
The Lasorda thing? Anybody?
As a whole, the article sounds like a bunch of speculation based on nothing much.
Do you mean in Simers? For those smarter than I (ie you don't bother to read him), Simers has Lasorda scoffing at the idea of hiring Bud Black as manager, since he's never managed before. He tells Simers, "You'd crucify us for that." However, Tim Brown's article says Black is likely one of the candidates to be contacted, deflating the "Lasorda is running things" theories (which probably died when Colletti took over anyway. I think it's more like Tommy was using McCourt, McCourt was using Tommy, and no one was using any brains.)
Of course, Simers implies that he would only attack a hire like Black if Black failed in the job. Yeah, he'd give him time to succeed, and a fair and judicious evaluation. Uh huh.
There is a reason nature offers only two-headed beasts, and then only as short-lived freaks.
175 - The Colletti 4 could narrow it down to, say, three candidates. Then an panel of fans (you'd have to pass a test to qualify
The test would be whether reading Bill Plaschke causes an involuntary up-and-down motion of the head. Everyone so affected advances to the next round.
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