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I'm bitter.
In the comments sections, though not on the main blog, I've provided updates on the fate of Arrested Development, a brilliant comedy that has won critical acclaim but stands on television's death row, with Fox's thumb on the lethal injection's needle.
It's a bitter time for fans of the show, just as it continues to be a bitter time for fans of Paul DePodesta, who doesn't have the comic chops of the Bluth family but was also more clever than his ratings showed.
In the world we live in, you don't always get enough time to prove yourself. That's not to say you couldn't run Arrested Development for seven seasons without the ratings improving. But when you have something that is both clever and different, and maybe even a little radical, you need to give your audience a long chance. You need to allow the people to give your program a second chance, maybe even a third.
I am tempted to curse the day that DePodesta traded Paul Lo Duca. While there was the potential for high rewards, and while it appears the trade will play out over the long term in the Dodgers' favor, it put DePodesta on the clock and in the gunsights of too many people. After thumbing his nose at the popular mentality, DePodesta had to be perfect; his genius had to be borne out every night.
At the same time, DePodesta wouldn't have been DePodesta without making a bold move to try to improve the Dodgers. As with Arrested Development, you live with the vision, you die with the vision.
And so, Monday night, instead of Arrested Development and DePodesta, we get Stacked and Ned Colletti. Instead of razor-sharp characters and thinking light-years ahead, we have set-up, set-up, joke. And many people will watch, and many people will be happy, and for all I know, the jokes may occasionally hit their mark. Enough advertisers will enjoy the resting in the bosom of Pamela Anderson for as long as they can suspend caring about getting lost in there, and enough Dodger fans will enjoy the familiar names - Jim Fregosi, Juan Pierre - passed along by Colletti to feel their own temporary peace. For that matter, perhaps David Hasselhoff and Paul Lo Duca will make guest appearances.
Ultimately, Stacked and Colletti will either be underrated surprises - with Colletti, to be honest, the more likely candidate - or they'll wake up one day to realize that their charms don't work under the spotlight anymore.
Maybe long-term success was never meant to be for Arrested Development and Paul DePodesta, but I fear I'll still be left wondering what might have been. All I can hope from Colletti is that he makes me forget.
"You bitter?"
"Yeah, bit him too."
I have a friend working for a midsize distribution company (Regent Entertainment) whose goal is to populate that niche. So far, they have Here!, which is a pay-per-view netlet aimed at gay/lesbian audiences, and a feature film production arm that aims principally at B-movies (think "Swamp Thing" only lower budget) for foreign distribution. Their aim is to get large audiences through many low-budget films, rather than a few high-dollar blockbusters. It's an interesting company, and I suspect a very sound business model.
Jim Fregosi's ascendancy to front-runner just makes me stop and ponder what is going on.
I do think that Juan Pierre would be popular with a certain portion of Dodger-land. And probably a majority part that expects the Dodgers to return to the era of the 1960s by fiat. (And I mean fiat, not Fiat (TM)).
Someone in the Dodger front office just went "Shazam!"
That's why I read Dodger Thoughts everyday. :)
I don't think I'm that different from other busy people. I tend to work later, and then want time to help my kid with his homework or handle home issues with my wife, which means if I'm going to veg out with the TV, I don't even turn it on until after 9, maybe even 10. It's no accident that the most sophisticated shows that have succeeded over the years play at 9 or 10. By the time I'd even think of watching Arrested Development, it was over.
Also, I kind of wonder if the DVD availability of shows like this tends to hurt their first-run ratings. I always figure I can see it later. Arrested Development also probably had a high Tivo usage. I bet the ratings folks throw out Tivo'd shows because they know the commercials get skipped.
I'm much more into the rhythm of HBO's shows. If I missed "Rome" Sunday, I could see it Tuesday. I'm sure if AD had been on HBO, I wouldn't have missed an episode.
Like the LA Times and network news, entertainment TV that is supported by the insertion of commercial might be a model that is suddenly but inevitably dying. Especially as applies to smart shows like AD.
But you certainly may have a point that the way to build AD's audience, about getting people to try it for the first time, is to put it on more watchable times for adults.
Bob, I don't know what your Yankee friend is smoking with regards to Pierre and Castillo, but tell him to put the crack pipe down. I don't look at Wang and Cano as any kind of saviors but if you had to deal the two of them, I should hope you could get more than Pierre and Castillo.
He also gets a dig in at Choi, but I'll take what I can get.
It's truly a shame. At the very least, if AD is to be cancelled, it is nice that they are being told so ahead of time and given 8 or so episodes to wrap up the series and have a legitimate series finale.
But one thing is clear: Fox and McCourt are each making a huge mistake...
The Times Sports page has pushed Black for a managerial opening since mid 2004.
anyway, i like the guy, but a fellow with no home run power, coming off a .276/.326/.354 season doesn't inspire me with confidence. i think he's valuable as a speedy leadoff guy if he can get on base at about a .370 clip, as he had been doing, but he's not a lock to do that; he's too batting-average dependent. so i don't want him on my team.
Same thing that went on with the GM serch. No one wants the job.
http://www.prweek.com/uk/login/?fuseaction=required&nNewsID=528981
17 - I'm sure you're not, though I watch every episode of two of the four shows you named and think AD is definitely superior. But it's all taste. As with many things, what might be the majority viewpoint here could be the minority viewpoint in the rest of the world.
Then again, saying that Family Guy and Aqua Teen Hunger Force are superior to AD makes have to question your judgement.
When some sportswriters hear "bold choice," they think someone who has already been part of a winner and whom they already have a relationship with. Which isn't really that bold.
The fact is, I have no faith in Colletti right now to make an interesting choice for manager or to manage the roster well or to make bold trades or bold NON-trades. I hope he proves me wrong.
Either way, Dodger management (such as it is)appears not to be looking at pitching coaches for the managerial slot.
I've never seen an episode of AD, but I know how you feel. I was absolutely gutted when they cancelled SportsNight. I don't know if anyone remembers that show (creators of The West Wing), but it left me gutted (I'd say bitter, but wouldn't get Bob started on another Rodney-Dangerfield-type joke).
Canceled too soon: SportsNight, Freaks and Geeks, My So-Called Life ...
And can I put in a vote for Andy Richter Controls the Universe?
I've always wanted to get into Arrested Development. The cast is full of actors that I like, and although the timing is inconvenient, I've always thought I'll rent the DVDs and watch the shows. I have to say that if they are planning on cancelling the show, it makes me not want to watch it.
Unfortunately, I have a bad feeling that this is The West Wing's last season too.... the last remaining link on TV to my 20s. Now all shows that I watch started after I turned 30.
One of my favortie comedies right now is Two and a half Men. I feel like it shouldn't, but that show just makes me laugh out loud, mostly because they push the inappropriate boundries quite a bit and quite callously.
I know, I know. Things like that don't happen in the big leagues.
Also cancelled too soon: Greg the Bunny.
They did just happen. That's how we find ourselves where we are.
Action! was a great show.
I'm going to take a Forget-Me-Now. Hopefully when I awake, I'll be unaware of the DePo firing and Arrested Development canceling.
Much as I hate that man right now, you gotta love that suit.
-- Bart to Homer
On a thread a couple of weeks ago, I tried to draw a comparison between the McCourts and the Bluths, and I'm not even sure what I meant by that anymore. Probably something to do with their impossible to fathom success in real estate, vanity, and propensity for making poor decisions. And it was Fox that gave us both families.
As far as Extras goes, I think it pares in comparison to the original Gervais/BBC version of the Office.
Fregosi and Collins. Huh, too bad Bowa signed so fast with the Yanks, they could have brought him in too.
I read only as far as Simers comparing Choi to a Thanksgiving turkey (in the first few paragraphs), then I moved on. I guess I should have given him more of a chance.
Or maybe I gave him the same chance he gives Choi...
Bill Simmons gloating about the Beckett deal. Check out his mining of quotes from the early 90's about Boston's top prospects from that era. A helpful warning about falling in love with our youngsters before they make the show.
My mom, to her credit, watched from the outset and turned me on to the show.
She told me before she passed away that "The Contest" was the funniest thing she had ever seen on TV, even though she knew that the subject matter was something that she shouldn't laugh about (Catholic school upbringing and all that.)
The day after my mom passed away, my brother and I went to a Dodger game and Jason Alexander sang the National Anthem and we thought that it was quite apropos.
I like the one where George lies about being a marine biologist and unexpectedly saves a whale whose blowhole has been obstructed because Kramer is shooting golf balls into the ocean.
Is that a Titlest?
Other favorites include Sernity Now (it's my dodger theme, before i post abot Fregosi, i say it a few times. Then I wind up deleting what I wrote.)
The YadaYada is great too.
By the way, am I the only person who thinks that Everybody Loves Raymond has never been funny?
The sex offender being "In the throes of a moral quandary" because he isnt sure if he wants to tell Larry that the kids dad told the kid where to find the hidden Matzo.
I thought last Sunday's "Curb" was the best of the season, which has been below par.
Being a family venue, I can't describe the part that made me laugh the most. But Mickey Mantle is involved.
I will shed tears for Arrested Development. If NBC had any brains they would pick it up and pair it with The Office (which is a poor match for Earl). Humorously, I heard that in one of the final episodes the Bluth family reaches out to the Home Builders Organization (HBO, haha) to save their company.
Any of you catch Medium last night? My wife really likes that show, I find it sappy and obvious. It was in 3-d last night. She also loves LOST but I am not a huge fan.
I like ROME, that got alot better towards the end.
The only thing I make a point to watch anymore is CSI (orginal only) and Without a Trace.
From some cast members, not so much...
The only more surprising thing was seeing Wild Bill Hickock getting shot in the back by Jack McCall in "Deadwood".
But, your lamenting over AD being cancelled reminds me of when LaFemme Nikita was cancelled. I was sad and bitter too. (By the creators of 24) It wasn't cancelled because of ratings but because of a financial dispute between Warner and USA Network.
Exactly. It would've taken guts for the Dodgers to execute a similar trade, and we could've done it. I think LA's Suns-love has, perhaps, jumped the shark.
(Note to self: Duck! Brickbats!)
South Park and the Daily Show are still excellent. South Park does over-the-top much better than Curb. Did anyone catch the Scientology episode last week? With Tom Cruise locking himself "in the closet" after the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard (Stan) dissed his acting? And refusing to come out of the closet, or even denying that he was in there, despite the police surrounding the house and demanding he "come out." It was unbelievable. I'm glad they had the balls do that episode.
Have you read Diuretics - the science of matter over mind?
I assume there will be a second season of "Rome". I think this Octavian kid has a future in politics. And we can see the return of Drug Addict Cleopatra!
The Scientology episode was great. I liked that they put a disclaimer during the one scene that said "THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS REALLY BELIEVE"...
They also did a pretty good spoof of Mormons and Joseph Smith a couple seasons ago.
i watched harvey birdman for the first time a couple of weeks ago, and will likely give it another shot after a hilarious episode featuring apache chief from the superfriends.
Its "In Living Color" The comedic talent on that show was unreal. To think it started out on a small time network is even more amazing.
I miss Andy Richter:
"Sorry about your mother."
Conan: "At least she died doing what she loved."
"What was that?"
"Committing suicide."
Comedy Gold
Isn't he still getting his arm rehabbed from Tommy John surgery?
Isn't he still getting his arm rehabbed from Tommy John surgery?
I'm really afraid that we're going to find Roy Smith committing suicide in Cairo, Illinois.
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The Dodgers have an interest in Delgado, a power-hitting first baseman they lack, and they have plenty of highly regarded young players in their farm system to put together an attractive package.
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FLA: Billingsly, 8.0 ip, 11ks
LAD: Delgado, 0-4 3ks
I assume that the manager will be a re-tread - just not one who is hostile to young players, I hope.
Patrick threw out the first pitch at an A's game last year.
FLA: Kemp, 3-4, 2hrs
LAD: Pierre, 1-4, 1sb
I am not saying he would. I just said he hit better this past season at Dolphins Stadium than SkyDome. Let's be honest does anyone really think Choi is going to get a chance haha?
LV: Billingsly, 8.0 ip, 11ks
LAD: Delgado, 0-4 3ks
It's the Timmermann Paradox. Hence I go out with someone who is 41.
I always thought she was super cute on "The Wonder Years" and she grew into a very hot young woman. I think most guys in my age group (now the late 20s, early 30s) had some sort of crush on her when we were kids.
98 Maybe it's like you and the Library Thing. When not at the office, don't live like the office.
Heck, I can see the generational (is that word?) shift between my brother's friends and myself and I'm only 4 years older than him.
I guess that's probably why my girlfriend is only 18 months younger than me.
95--Most definitely Danica Patrick over Winnie; basically for those days when she can help get my problematic 70 Vette started.
I grew up the youngest of four brothers and had parents who gave birth to me at a relatively old age for the era (my mother was 36 when I was born).
My demographics have always skewed older because I've always had people older than me around.
Once in college, I went out with a woman 2 years younger than me. That's about my limit. She was (and still is) a lot smarter than me, so I was able to carry on a conversation with her. Until she lost me when the topic turned to Chaucer.
Since you were also born in '77 you must know, we are really belong to no generation, too young to be Generation X, too old for the Generation Y's or Busters, thus we are in a unique point of people on either side of us being from a completely different generation. Hell, my wife is 31 and it's like a completely different world. I think I'm just her boytoy.
The best part is that as the age difference became less meaningful the closer in age we became. We know share the common battle of raising kids and really cherishing the 5 minutes a day we have alone!
At the same time, I was able to indentify with it because I was about the same age as Kevin and Winnie even though I was from a different generation.
What are all these comments/jokes regarding Tommy Lasorda and the waiver wire or is it player options all about?
Thanks
Perhaps one of you has managed to stop time. Or else I need to reread the "Picture of Colorado Blue".
You're in the same boat as my best friend. As we were growing up listening to music like Alice in Chains, the black album version of Metallica, Pearl Jam, Ice Cube, Dre, et al his wife (she turned 30 last May) was still listening to Motley Crue and Poison. "Grunge" (a totally useless description) had a hold on us, while he wife was still listening to the hair band stuff.
What Lasorda didn't know was that as a veteran, Shaw had an opt out right to declare himself a free agent, forcing the Dodgers to ante up too much money to keep their rather ordinary relief ace.
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So while one might have gotten a momentary impression that she was stuck up, with that knowledge, it shouldn't be a lasting impression.
Stuck up, to me, implies feeling superior - which is very far from what Winnie actually felt.
Q: I have a calculus question for you: Gravel is being dumped from a conveyor belt at a rate of 30 ft-cubed/min and its coarseness is such that it forms a pile in the shape of a cone whose base diameter and height are always equal. How fast is the height of the pile increasing when the pile is 10 ft high?
Danica Answers: Okay, this is a typical "related rates" problem, and it's a good problem to understand for ALL related rates problems in first year calculus. We need the RATE of the changing height at a certain point in time. We're told the RATE of the changing volume (30 ft-cubed/min). So we will need to "relate" the "rates" of the height and the volume. So we need to FIRST write down an equation that determines:
1) The relationship between the VALUES of the heights and volumes, h and V.
And then we'll take the DERIVATIVE of this equation, which will then give us:
2) The relationship between the RATES of these values, dh/dt and dV/dt.
When determining this first, important, equation between the VALUES of height and volume, always start with what you know.
Well, we know that for every cone,
V = (1/3)h(pi)r2.
Additionally, we are told that for THIS cone, the diameter, which equals 2r, is always equal to the height. So we know that r = h/2. Plug this in for r, and we get:
V = (1/12)(pi)h3.
This is our important equation #1 relating VALUES. Now, to get the #2 "related rates" equation, we must take the derivative of the entire thing with respect to time, t. Don't forget to use the chain rule!
dV/dt = (1/12)(pi)3h2dh/dt
Now remember that this equation, as it's written, is true for ALL moments in time. And now let's consider the moment in time that we were asked about: the moment when the height = 10ft. So, at that moment, we can plug in h = 10. We also know dV/dt; we were told in the problem that the "rate the volume is increasing" is constant. It's 30 ft-cubed/min. So we can certainly plug that value in for this moment in time. Now the only variable left is dh/dtthe rate that the height is growing. And when we solve for it with simple algebra, we've solved the problem! (You should get dh/dt = 6/(5pi) ft/min.)
Thank you very much for the info. I figured it had something to do with Konerko but was not sure what.
Thanks!
Danica McKellar
After that I'd go shopping at Whole Foods, where they have things like cage-free chicken breasts that can make you feel a little bit better about what you're eating. I'd go home and cook something simple, but I also always check my website to see if anyone's sent me a math problem to solve. I'll look at it and everything else gets eclipsed. I can't resist a math problem.
Q: I think you are great on "The West Wing" and I just saw you on NYPD Blue! This may be more of a physics question, but I was curious- a friend of mine was talking about an outfielder who could throw a ball from the outfield, have it go no higher than head height, and reach the catcher at home. It seemed IMPOSSIBLE but then I started thinking about the viability of this being possible. Can you help?
Here are the assumptions:
The outfielder (pt. A) and home plate (pt. B) are 180 feet apart (roughly twice the distance from home plate to 1st base).
The ball is released from a height of 6 feet.
The ball travels along a curved path (pulled down by the force of gravity (32 ft/sec2)).
It reaches home plate at ground level after not traveling at any time above 8 ft above the ground (roughly head height for the tallest human).
An official baseball weighs 5 ozs. (although I'm not sure if that's relevant.) Thanks!
Danica Answers: A Hi there! Alright, let's solve this. Some physics and algebra knowledge is definitely needed to make it through this proof. I'm going to skip most of the algebra steps, assuming you can do those on your own if you like. So don't be discouraged if you don't follow it all- I answer all sorts of levels of problems on this site. :)
First we will assume that there is no wind drag-- just to simplify things. You are right that (with no wind velocity) the weight of the ball does not matter.
What we will do is find out what the velocity of the ball would have to be in order for this hypothetical situation to be possible, and then see if a human is capable of it. So, the way we do this is to first find out how long the ball would be in the air. (it will be clear "why" later) I recommend drawing a diagram just to make it clear to yourself. One thing to remember is that we can treat the up/down component of velocity separately from the side to side component of velocity.
First, looking only at the up/down motion: The ball gets thrown in the air from 6 ft, goes to 8ft, and then down to 0ft. (the ground). The equation for the height change of the ball (when it starts with zero velocity) is:
H = (1/2)gt2
You can find this equation in any elementary physics book. g= the acceleration of gravity, which is 32ft/sec2. (or 9.8 meters/sec2) First let's see the time it takes for a ball to reach the ground, when dropped from a height of 8ft. Since it starts with zero velocity, we can use this formula. Solving for "t" when "H" = 8ft, using basic algebra, we get approx. .707 of a second. Since when the ball is arcing across the baseball field, its up/down velocity is zero at the point when it hits 8ft, this .707 of a second also represents the time it takes the ball to go from the highest point of its arc, to the ground. If that sounds completely foreign, there's a great lesson on this concept at:
http://www.glenbrook.k12.il.us/gbssci/phys/Class/vectors/u3l2b.html
So now we need the first part: the time it takes the ball to go from the pitcher's hand to the highest point of its arc (8ft). Since the ball reaches an up/down velocity of zero at its highest point (meaning that the vertical component of its velocity is zero at that moment), and because the only external force acting on the ball's up/down velocity is gravity, this would be the same amount of time it would take for the ball to be dropped from 8ft, and have it caught by someone at the height of 6ft.
So now, using the same above formula, we'd say that the change in height, H, equals 2ft. And solving for "t" we get approx. .354 of a second.
So now we know, that in this hypothetical situation, the ball is in the air for approx. 1.061 seconds and travels for 180 feet. So how fast would the ball have to be going? It's a simple rt = d problem. Solving for r, the rate, we get approx. 169.65ft/sec. Using the conversions 3600sec = 1 hour, and 5280ft = 1 mile, we get the rate of approx. 115.7 mph.
115.7 mph? Hm. And that's WITHOUT drag. If there were drag, the ball would be slowing down throughout its journey, so the initial throw would have to be FASTER than this. I've checked the Guiness Book of World Records and it seems that the fastest anyone's ever thrown a baseball was 100.9 mph by Lynn Nolan Ryan (California Angels) at Anaheim Stadium in California on August 20, 1974.
As was pointed out by one reader, (Thanks, Alan!) if we assume that the thrower dropped his arm down as he let go of the ball at a height of 4ft, then the thrower would only have to throw the ball with a speed of approx. 101.9 mph. I would have assumed it to be harder to throw a ball with incredible speed from far below shoulder height, but perhaps it's easier. I certainly know more about math than I do about baseball! Of course, you could also run these numbers using a very short (but fast) pitcher. Assume the guy (or gal) is only 5 ft. tall; then a 4 ft release point becomes even more feasible. Experiment, and have fun discovering what math can tell you!
I saw David Krumholtz being interviewed about the show. I think his math skills are at a Plaschkean level.
For the fans, I'll share something you may not want to open at work...
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Back to Dodgers talk. All this anxiety about dealing our prospects has me thinking about the probability of our prospects never panning out. The ones that do make something of themselves and get dealt do sting, but Bill Simmons' comments re: the Beckett, Lowell deal (reason 10) have me thinking.
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/051122
Considering our example of Edwin Jackson's current "lowered" value, why not sell a few prospects "high" for a couple of vets?
Re: Andy Richter Controls the Universe - It was a potentially great idea that was dumbed down for a general audience. The flashbacks were usually great, but they relied on this formula too much: 1) Andy is thinking this, 2) What if it went this way?, 3) This is how it really went. They should've just stuck to the first 2 and not included the actual explanation. Then it could've been like a live action version of Family Guy, but actually funny.*
*I liked the Family Guy on its first run, but after watching a few of the new episodes, I realize how much they rely on "Hey, remember this from the 70s or 80s?" and awkward silences for 95% of their jokes.
If that were the case he would have fired Roy Smith who was hired by DePo.
I was about to praise Bob T for his absurd and brilliant humor, but I guess he only made me drop my pen with laughter once (not twice) this thread.
I'm not totally convinced that McCourt is diametrically opposed to Depo's philosophy. I don't think Sabremetrics is what got Depo fired. I think it was his personality (or lack thereof).
And do you suppose Black would tell Milton, "As long as I'm me, I'm fine"?
How long have you been waiting to use those?
I must say, the Arrested Development is to Stacked as DePodesta is to Colletti argument seems a little bit of a stretch ;-) but I understand what you're feeling. And I, too, would be very remiss to see AD cancelled, but as with Freaks and Geeks and other shows, it just seems par for the course that the most brilliant shows will never last - either because the execs, or the majority of this country's Nielsen families, are less brilliant. I do also wonder how long the show can sustain its manic pace and level of comic brilliance. Just as some other shows - like the West Wing (which is now pretty good again) and a few others burned out their brilliant creators. Who is to say if AD didn't last 7 seasons it wouldn't be as genius as it is now, but I have my doubts that anything could sustain such a level. But then again... would be nice to have the chance to prove it!
As for baseball, I am still in the "hope the Dodgers err on the side of caution" side of things regarding trades, but it does seem that not every prospect will pan out or have a place with the Dodgers so... we'll see. There are a few guys I consider untouchable that I hope they agree with me on.
C
The one episode I saw of AD I liked. Thought it was funny, and wouldn't mind seeing it again. Problem is, 99% of the time that I turn on my TV, it's for Dodgers, Lakers, or to watch a DVD. That type of humor, that level of television (whatever you want to call it) is appreciated by a certain group that I suppose I belong to. But being that I don't watch TV, maybe a large section of that group doesn't either.
Shows like The Simpsons seem to have clever humor, mixed with the Sideshow-Bob-steps-on-a-series-of-rakes humor that probably makes the majority of its viewers laugh. So while stimulating viewers with high humor standards, they're also throwing bones to the baseball-in-the-ballsack crowd. I didn't watch AD enough to know if they did the same thing, but maybe they didn't, and maybe that's why it's not on anymore.
Considering Arrested Development requires you to give it your undivided attention to really get everything out of it, combined with a large amount of self refferential humor, it's not all the surprising it can't find an audience. (A complete lack of advertising certainly doesn't help.)
Plus, McCourt and Flanders had instant chemistry.
Beckett garnered two top prospects while being attached to an albatross. Zito, without deadweight attached to him, is probably going to get beane 3 top prospects.
it'll be interesting to see which team pushes hard for zito.
My wife is seven years younger, and smarter AND hotter than both Danicas. Wait, now I sound stuck up....
How's this: my wife is smarter than me and Guzman is worth like a zillion times more as shortstop than as an outfielder.
Still can't believe DePo and Sports Night are both gone. McCourt is an a-hole, which looks like this: *
-zito is 26, prime years ahead of him
-zito is from socal, went to USC
-zito is a workhorse, and proven pitcher, a solid #2, #1 in some years
-zito suppresses hits, combined with DS's ability to suppress hits, its a perfect match
I would tend to believe that the Twins are susceptible (correct spelling?) to former-steroid users gone bad.
See: Bret Boone
bracket - number - bracket (not parentheses)
I should mention that when it comes to telling your significant other about his/her level of intelligence there is no way to phrase that without being rude.
I'm described as being "f------ brilliant" and I always make sure that it's not being sad ironically.
Scanderberg?
Ryne Sandberg?
What about Ed Vandeberg?
thats probably why he transffered to SC :)
And what level is that? Chronic underachiever who can't throw 180 innings in the bigs and goes on the DL 9 separate times in a three-and-a-half-year MLB career? I would be very surprised if Billingsley does not easily exceed Beckett's "level." For all his raw talent, Beckett was always a sore-armed pitcher (even in the minors) and he has never changed that. (Beckett's annual blisters a la Ismael Valdes in his Dodger days just makes Beckett's terrible health record even more colorful. J.D Drew is Cal Ripken compared to Beckett.) By contrast, Billingsley has never had a sore arm at all but still has wicked stuff. Jackson remains very likely to become a qualtity starting pitcher, even if he does not become an ace. Jackson is still younger than the ages at which Randy Johnson and Tim Hudson even made it to Double A. What is being posted about our prospects in this thread is pretty ridiculous. Likening our prospects to garbage from the Red Sox 1990's farm system? To minor league bums like Billy Ashley and Karim Garcia? One does not even know where to begin.
Luckily for Bill, he had a guarantee of 4 years, so he had time to fix his mistakes. Paul didn't have that chance, and I think trading LaDuca was his gays in the military.
Paul traded the most popular player on a team that was in first place and had "magic" written all over them, and in doing so, turned the fans against him. Fans like me, who were emotional and angry. With rational hindsight, I can see why the trade makes sense. But I couldn't back then.
I think Bill Clinton, if he could do it again, would wait until he was more popular before pushing something like gays in the military, and I'd be willing to bet that Paul Depodesta would give just about anything to take back that fateful trade. He lost all his political capitol, and in the end, prevented him from achieving his larger vision.
I disagree with all those hosing beckett as like JD Drew, guys go down all the time unexpectedly, what about wood, or penny last year? Are those guys worthless? Like most I'd like to hold on to some people, but Beckett is tempting if for his SO/BB alone.
I never really liked AD. When Seinfeld was on I never had the time to watch it, now I can tivo it or buy the DVDs. I think shows like that will be more directly distributed very soon. We just might pay more for them, but I'm not opposed to paying for entertainment that I really like-- just think of the cost of Dodger tickets.
Also, I agree about the politics being more significant. I think there is a LOT more unpredictability than some people here realize. That alone maybe why so many "old school" guys discount pure stat heads... they may have seen thousands of guys, some of whom were statistically consistent for a time, but somehow the scout "knew" they were flawed; since so few guys are going to succeed, the "knowledge" gets re-inforced. It's all an expensive crap-shoot, I mean really who the hell knew Kent would have the kind of season he did?
- AD is a show that people who like similiar shows to me tend to like, although I just never got into it.
- South Park is genius. I was worried that the movie would be peak for the show, but it's gotten even better each year. And the speed at which they turn out shows is incredible. My pick for best episode is probably "Christian Rock Hard."
- Seinfeld....top episode for me is "The Switch." The line by George, "Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you have access to me and my dementia?" is a classic.
- With Simpsons starting to become a cliche of itself, Family Guy has passed it and is the only show right now in the same ballpark as Southpark.
- People had a conversation about childhood crushes on young acctresses and didn't mention Tiffany Amber Thiessen? Every guy my age will always have a thing for her.
I had sunk to following Tracy and then he was gone!!!! At the end of last year I was reading the newspaper to find out about last nights game...even though I get them all on cable FREE, I couldn't watch...there was no one there I cared about!!! I've followed the Dodgers since 1958...but it's taken McCourt, that money hungry a.....e only two years to break my habit!!! The man's a t..d!!!
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