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Batting Barry Bonds' of the rival Giants in the No. 2 slot of the batting order was the subject of a long discussion between Giants manager Felipe Alou and Henry Schulman of the San Francisco Chronicle. (Thanks to Baseball Think Factory for pointing the article out.)
Alou is worried about what happens to the Giants lineup when Bonds is removed for a defensive replacement. He'd rather have a weaker hitter batting second and Moises Alou batting fourth in those situations. I think batting Bonds second might be a good idea for the Giants even without that rationale - just to get him more at-bats and put more pressure on the opponent sooner. How often does a cleanup hitter get up there with the bases loaded, anyway?
All in all, it doesn't matter much, but it interests me from a Strat-o-Matic perspective.
and so did Randy Winn.
The former was iffy,
And the latter was no Tony Gwynn.
Having Blake bat before Casey is as ludicrous as having Oscar Robles bat third.
49 Armando Benitez R/R 6-4 245 11/03/72
14 Jeff Fassero L/L 6-1 200 01/05/63
34 Steve Kline R/L 6-1 240 08/22/72
35 Matt Morris R/R 6-5 220 08/09/74
29 Jason Schmidt R/R 6-5 215 01/29/73
47 Tyler Walker R/R 6-3 240 05/15/76
45 Tim Worrell R/R 6-4 240 07/05/67
Catchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
22 Mike Matheny R/R 6-3 220 09/22/70
Infielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
5 Ray Durham S/R 5-8 195 11/30/71
7 Pedro Feliz R/R 6-1 210 04/27/75
9 Mark Sweeney L/L 6-1 215 10/26/69
20 Jose Vizcaino S/R 6-1 190 03/26/68
13 Omar Vizquel S/R 5-9 185 04/24/67
Outfielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
18 Moises Alou R/R 6-3 220 07/03/66
25 Barry Bonds L/L 6-2 230 07/24/64
12 Steve Finley L/L 6-2 195 03/12/65
2 Randy Winn S/R 6-2 195 06/09/74
Pitchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
-- Lance Carter R/R 6-1 190 12/18/74
38 Eric Gagne R/R 6-2 235 01/07/76
-- Tim Hamulack L/L 6-4 220 11/14/76
23 Derek Lowe R/R 6-6 210 06/01/73
50 Brett Tomko R/R 6-4 225 04/07/73
Catchers B/T Ht Wt DOB
-- Sandy Alomar R/R 6-5 235 06/18/66
Infielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
-- Nomar Garciaparra R/R 6-0 190 07/23/73
12 Jeff Kent R/R 6-1 210 03/07/68
-- Bill Mueller S/R 5-10 180 03/17/71
13 Oscar Robles L/R 5-11 155 04/09/76
8 Olmedo Saenz R/R 5-11 220 10/08/70
Outfielders B/T Ht Wt DOB
22 Jose Cruz S/R 6-0 210 04/19/74
7 J.D. Drew L/R 6-1 200 11/20/75
33 Ricky Ledee L/L 6-1 215 11/22/73
6 Kenny Lofton L/L 6-0 190 05/31/67
Seems like we're short a lefty in the pen, and I'd like another starter. I guess that's wishful thinking, eh?
"So the Phillies also are attempting to move outfielder Jason Michaels for an eighth-inning setup man."
He seems like a younger Lofton and the Dodgers would'nt really need him but he is available.
I've never seen the Keillor version. Do you have a link to the poem, Bob? Many thanks.
Sorry, no offense intended. We had a Goofus and Gallant thing going recently.
But I think it would have been easier to just post the link. I would hate to have those Minnesota Public Radio goons get after Jon.
Gallant duels with creampuffs and takes tips from Andrew Hamilton.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
All work and no dodger news make lowe a dull boy.
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