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What can the overweight, slow kid who never played Little League get out of Wally Moon's Baseball Camp in the early 60s? Plenty, as this guest essay by Jeff Angus at Baseball Analysts illustrates:
Back in the early Sixties, my parents needed to ship me off for a couple of summers so they could marinate in married life and the excessive drama of their lives. Each had been born into small families unwilling to put up with the likes of me (overly talkative, overly active, overly curious -- (who can blame them?), so the alternative was to park me at summer camp. And there I quickly learned more lessons about life than David Carradine got on 62 episodes of Kung Fu, and I didn't even need to shave my head. ...
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As he has all week, Toaster-mate Derek Smart of Cub Town has a great writeup of the last Dodgers-Cubs game, starting with his despair over the Rafael Furcal bunt that injured two Cubs, including All-Star Derrek Lee.
Perhaps it's all some sort of karmic payback for the tremendous good luck the Cubs had offensively last night, with bloops, blunders, and bobbles having a part in all of their five runs, and if that's the case, then let me be the first to say the price exacted was too high, even if the payment method turns out to involve little more than hair loss and agita (or perhaps the runs were reimbursement for the injuries, in which case, we'd better be on an installment plan). ...
How can Sandy Alomar Jr. still be playing? He's been one of the most injury-plagued players I can recall in recent years, yet he's forty years old and still at the most demanding position on the diamond. Think of it this way: In 2001, Sandy hit an abysmal .245/.288/.345 in only 220 at bats for the White Sox, while his younger brother, Roberto, had an MVP-type season for the Indians. Really, now, at the end of that year, who did you think would retire first? ...
In the bottom of the sixth, while David Aardsma (did you know that when listed alphabetically words that start with a-a-r-d get listed before words that begin with a-a-r-o? Shocking!) was busy scaring the crap out of me before he coughed up the lead, the Cubs' broadcast kept showing shots of the conversation that was taking place between Sean Marshall and Greg Maddux, and it was utterly fascinating.
I couldn't tell what was being said exactly, although I could pick up occasional words like "fastball" from reading Maddux's lips, but the interest in watching the exchange wasn't so much in what was said, as in how it was said. It was abundantly clear from his manner that The Professor was really teaching Marshall something, that it wasn't just a casual conversation, or a youngster quickly picking a veteran's brain, it was a full-fledged lesson in the art of pitching, and attendance was mandatory. ...
Anyone remember Dana Carvey's John Travolta impersonations on SNL?
"casey (NJ): does jeffery maier (the kid who caught jeter's "hr" to beat balt. in the playoffs) really have a shot at the big leagues? i heard he's in the minors right now.
SportsNation Jim Callis: He's tearing it up at D-III Wesleyan (Conn.). He's more of a good small college player than a legit prospect, but he'll get a chance to play pro ball."
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ECR will travel to Chatsworth on Thursday for the second game of a home and home series. ECR won Tuesday at ECR 4-1. The game will be televised on LA36 on Friday at 8:30 p.m. and Saturday at 3:30 p.m. and 9:30 p.m. It will be televised on KLCS on Saturday at 8:30 a.m. Chatsworth is currently ranked 8th in the country and ECR is 17th. Matt Dominguez and Mike Moustakas for Chatsworth might be the best 3b/SS combo in the country and they are both only Juniors.
Players from ECR who have played professional baseball:
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/high-schools/el-camino-real-89.shtml
Players from Taft who have played professional baseball:
http://www.thebaseballcube.com/high-schools/taft-121.shtml
anyway, that's what the title of this post reminded me of.
Meanwhile, I'm still trying to understand how 2 was a response to 1.
Well, the staple of Carvey's Travolta was his "It's like, so weird" line, and in particular, the way he said it.
If we lose the pennant by one game, last night's will be an argghh. But I doubt the Dodgers are going to be that close, so I'm going to just savor the 8th inning comedy.
Great line.
I always thought that my parents sent me to camp for my sake. Now that I am a parent I know otherwise.
my dad had an odd record collection. because of his generational and cultural background, though, i missed out on the whole classic rock era which most of my friends were exposed to because their parents were boomers. my dad had mostly indian and western classical music, and a random assortment of musicals and folk music, including the oklahoma soundtrack. he used to sing "oh what a beautiful morning" in the shower when he was in a good mood :)
Prediction: Escobar to bullpen (which he will fight because he is in his last year of his contract) and the Weaver brothers become the first to pitch on the same team. (Don't know if that is true, I don't think Joe and Phil Niekro, Bob and Ken Forsch, Gaylord and Jim Perry ever pitched on the same team).
But if I am wrong, Bob will correct me.
vr, Xei
it just seemed that all the Cubs' runs were a product of bloopers and check swing hits
had been able to catch the ball, he would have.
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B08210CHN1975.htm
I don't remember a third one.
http://www.laobserved.com/archive/2006/04/are_we_surprised.html
http://www.baseball-reference.com/b/boyercl01.shtml
I really should have remembered the Dean brothers, pretty doubtful that Jered and Jeff will accomplish the same feat as Dean brothers, each winning two games in the 1934 World Series.
Then people can come by work around 3 and drag my lifeless body out of here.
And hey, Baez still has no blown saves! He's perfect! Last night's game was a loss, not a blown save.
http://tinyurl.com/z8fh8
gives Baez both a blown save AND a loss.
Rick and Paul Reuschel even combined on a shutout of the Dodgers once when they were together on the Cubs.
Vin must of had a field day with that.
http://whereisvanslyke.blogspot.com/
As a kid, I got so excited when Ken Boyer got traded to the Mets. He had a grand slam in the '64 series to help defeat the hated Yankees, and he seemed like one of the best players in baseball, the kind of guy the Mets never could get in the 1960s until they were washed up. Unfortunately, when Ken Boyer arrived, he was washed-up, too. Even on his Mets baseball card he looked like a fat old man.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dizzy_Dean
Yeah, giving up a hit to a guy with 1291 career knocks is just asking for bad luck to follow.
The Baseball Cube has a lot of errors when it comes to high schools. It's a good place to start, but it's not perfect.
Fremont still has produced the most major leaguers of any L.A. high school, but none since Eric Davis. I think the total is in the 20s.
Locke High has the only pair of high school teammates who made it to Cooperstown in Eddie Murray and Ozzie Smith.
"You know, strange as it may seem they give these ballplayers nowadays very peculiar names."
"You mean funny names?"
"Strange names, pet names, like Dizzy Dean..."
"His brother Daffy."
"Daffy Dean..."
"And their French cousin."
"French?"
"Goofè."
"Goofè Dean, oh I see..."
If for example a reliever pitching in a save situation only allowed the tying run to score, he would be credited only with a blown save and not a loss.
As for Baez, he gets a blown save for allowing the tying run to score, and then a loss for allowing the go-ahead run to score.
late to the party, as usual, but the title of the post reminded me of thirtysomething. i believe the production company would sign off at the end with the lyric "dance by the light of the moon".
to properly set up the following story, you must know that pizza luce is a gourmet pizza place here in the twin cities - kind of a mom and pop/trendy cpk.
i was recently approached by a homeless gentelman here in mpls, and gave him some change in response to his request for money so he could eat. he looked at it and chastised me, saying "come on man, i need to get to pizza luce!"
Teach the man to bake a pizza he eats for a lifetime.
http://tinyurl.com/pkeat
What?
I said, why don't you kiss her!
Oh, youth is wasted on the young!
Beggar in Las Vegas asks for money. Man replies, "How do I know you're not going to use it just to go gamble?" Beggar says, "Oh, don't worry - I've got gambling money."
Among the press box crowd observing the Penny-Marshall pitching matchup was actor David "Squiggy" Lander, who was Penny Marshall's co-star on "Laverne and Shirley" back in the 1970s. "She's probably at the Lakers game tonight," said Lander, who works as an associate scout for the Seattle Mariners.
How early can there be a blown save? This is kind of a tough question. A blown save can only be awarded in a save situation, which means that at the time the pitcher entered the game A) if he were to finish the game without giving up the lead his team would win, and B) he cannot be the winning pitcher. So this would (almost?) mean that any pitcher coming in before 15 outs have been recorded by his team could not be awarded a save because he would be awarded the win instead (the starting pitcher being ineligible). This would suggest a maximum of four blown saves for the home team in a given game (6th, 7th, 8th, 9th).
But what if the starter comes in, goes 2 innings, and is injured? Reliever A throws 3 innings of shutout ball. Reliever B comes in and is handed a 6-0 lead. Save situation? Only if Reliever B is not granted the win by the official scorer - but we don't know to whom the official scorer would grant the win yet. If Reliever B goes 4 perfect innings, the official scorer should probably grant the win to Reliever B because he was "the most effective pitcher", the subjective criterion which applies in cases where the starter doesn't go 5. But what if Reliever B gives up 3 runs, or 5? Clearly Reliever A was the most effective pitcher, so he gets the win. Now, though, Reliever B gets a save because if a reliever pitches at least three innings to finish a game, he gets a save no matter how big the lead was when he came in! So here, Reliever B gets a save (and thus finds himself in a save situation) only by stinking it up. Thus, by reasoning, if he stinks it up enough to lose the lead, he should get a blown save, even though it wasn't necessarily a save situation when he came in, right? That's kind of confusing, but if that's the correct application, a blown save could probably be awarded, in rare circumstances, before the 6th inning. Cool. Wow, that was long. Anybody still reading this is entitled to one beer, on me, next time you're in Davis, CA as a reward for actually sitting through that bit of triviality.
Wow.
I think the MLB schedule makers have learned to avoid home games for the Giants on this particular date...
Crosby hitting in the #3 spot isnt helping the A's either. He's also bringing down my fantasy team.
http://tinyurl.com/pcuhe
It's from Adam Felber's blog Fanatical Apathy. It's his take on US-Iran relations post-9/11, but it's apolitical.
Oh, youth is wasted on the young!
I remember it as "...youth is wasted on the wrong people."
Also the A's have the same record as the Dodgers so there is still much hope for both teams.
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