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Actually, it's Jonny Gomes.
2006 salary: $355,800
Gomes has 10 singles and 10 homers this season. Through 528 plate appearances in his career, he has 31 home runs and a .913 OPS.
Jonny's full name is Jonny Johnson Gomes. He was born in San Francisco. He may be carrying the soul of Mae West, who passed away the day of his birth.
And yes, you can blame the Dodgers slow start on me. Every time I end up with Furcal on my team, he stinks up the league horribly until I just can't stand it anymore, and then I cut him. After which, he inevitably immediately gets red-hot.
I'm not planning on cutting him anytime soon, but I suppose I am open to bribes.
On 11/26/2063, I'll be the same age as Grandma Sue.
Sigh ....
I'm like Keynes: "in the long run, we're all dead." By 2063 I expect to be in that condition. ;)
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