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Per Inside the Dodgers ...
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From the Dodger press notes:
When Dodger reliever Joe Beimel debuts his #97 for the club, he will have the honor of donning the highest uniform number ever worn by a Dodger player during a regular season game. Currently, the distinction is shared by Joe Medwick and Charlie Dressen, who both wore the number 77 in the 1940's.
I remember reading that Beimel chose the number as a tribute to something or someone, but I've forgotten what. It'll come to me, I hope.
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No worries. I blame cellphones for most of the problems in the world.
Just like Jim Tracy.
I have done posts from my cellphone - some will recall the famous Blogging While Chairlifting moment - but they take a long time even to write something short. And linking is truly treacherous.
Broxton's up
And Carter is down
The people won't ride through a hole in the ground.
The weakarm pitchers to demote are so many,
So the guys would say,
I know my grandpa could hate em all in just one day
Gotta send them all down.
I've never taken my cell phone skiing with me, but that might be because the coverage a Mammoth stinks.
WWSH
Which is easier:
1. Carter going through waivers
2. Sharp knife through warm butter?
Oh, I agree, but still. It's been mentioned a couple of times that he had an option left, and I'm trying to figure out how that can be.
Dave Winfield may still have all his options left.
Stu (Philly): How can you continuously be the only NBA writer in the world that dismisses the idea of someone making their teammates better? With Nash's impact last year and SamIAm's this year haven't they proven that adding a winner to the team makes everyone else better?
John Hollinger: (3:51 PM ET ) "Making teammates better' is, with the possible exception of "never give up the baseline", basketball's greatest sacred cow. Doesn't make it true. In fact, if you try to come up with any evidence to support the idea -- not the anecdotal "player X looks better this year", but really looking at all of a player's current and former teammates and seeing how their production changed -- you'll have a hard time proving anybody, even Nash, has this effect.
What does an All-Star have to do to get respect these days?
BUT, without knowing the statistical argument at all, I find the argument that certain individual basketball players don't enhance teammates' games hard to buy. Hakeem Olajuwon (sp?) comes to mind. When he had his inside game going, all everybody else on that team had to do was hit wide open jump shots.
a player can refuse an outright assignment to the minor leagues and become a free agent if he has 3 or more years of major league service.
However, Carter was optioned and they don't seem to have any expiry dates on them.
Okay, that makes sense.
Yes, it is (If Baez continues to be as "good" as he's been?) and no, it doesn't.
It's shameful.
30- I think Kobe can make his teammates better when he wants to. Since he's always being double teamed (and sometimes triple teamed), that leaves a lot of open shots for his teammates when he actually does decide to pass the ball.
Whither Stephon Marbury then? He's averaged over 8 assists (a very impressive number in this era) per game over his entire career. He's also a 20 points per game scorer, with solid %'s.
Yet when you look at the teams he's left and arrived on, the results are quite staggering.
And is it really that different than baseball -- a good hitter will protect the hitter before, a good obp guy will create rbi opportunities for the hitters behind. But neither affects the ability of that person in front or behind to actually get the job done.
In other words, Hakeem may have created the opportunity, but it doesn't mean anything if you don't have guys on your team that can convert the opportunity into points.
Both Shaquille O'Neal and Kobe Bryant's wives gave birth Monday.
Those 2 really made each other better, and, at the same time, made me not like pro hoops anymore.
Gianna Maria-Onore Bryant
That's what the wire services report.
Those names don't seem all that strange.
By whose standards?
What's the matter with Maria-Onore?
Dodgers: 3
DBacks: 1
WP - B.Penny
LP - C.Vargas
SV - D.Baez
HR: Kent, Tracy.
Notes: Craig Counsell was kicked out of the game in the 4th inning when he unvieled a phishing scam to steal the Dodgers signals.
vr, Xei
We named my daughter Maxine, but I guess I don't make that much money.
Huh.
I like the sim except that I don't think Baez will pitch unless all the other relievers develop plague.
I finally got around to State and Main over the weekend and can endorse it, heartily.
I think the song is written by Michael McKean.
I'm betting that he's not wearing that number once the season starts. The NFL is decidedly inflexible in this area.
Carter is not as bad as he's been (I'm not as bad as Carter has been). This isn't like Erickson, where there was every reason to believe he was completely finished. Carter isn't good, but he didn't collapse over the summer, he's just about as not good as he was last year.
83. "Well, everyone needs a hobby."
vr, Xei
Right underneath the no-cursing and be civil rules of Dodger Thoughts is the rule not to announce no-hitters. People must discover them organically. Radio and TV announcers are the only ones allowed to mention no-nos.
Carter's only an asset in so far as we gave up something to get him. That, however, is in the past. That Ned is not keeping him around (for now) out of stubbornness or to prove that he was right, that's all for the better. The ability to cut your losses and make decisions based on what is best from the present forward is the best advantage we have as a supposed "big market" team.
So my outlook on Ned is all bright and sunny until he botches the Izturis situation.
6:30 - Dodgers vs. Dbacks on KCAL
7:00 - Angels vs Athletics on KCOP
7:00 - Ducks vs Flames on FSN West
7:30 - Clippers vs Nuggest on FSN Prime
Lots o' traffic tonight on Katella I think.
And I left out that I have to squeeze in time to watch "24". I think Jack Bauer is hijacking an airplane tonight.
Presumably someone will be shot in the thigh.
Yup, "The Wreck of the Old 97" is an old folk song. Later, the same tune was used for the old Kingston Trio song "MTA."
There's also a pretty good band caled the Old 97's.
"MTA" was actually written by an unnamed Boston folk group as a campaign song for a Socialist candidate for mayor in Boston.
The Kingston Trio "de-Commied" the song.
I still want to know why, in the song, Harry's wife, who threw him a sandwich every day as the train went past her, didn't also toss in the extra money to allow him to get off the train.
I would guess "Buy Mel", but I tend to be a Teutonic thinker.
Just wrap it inside the sandwich.
Numbers game: Reliever Joe Beimel has switched from 53 to 97, the year his first child was born. No other Pirates player has worn a number higher than 75 in the regular season.
At least that's what Eddie Valiant told me.
Maybe that's the real reason why he never returned. No, he never returned.
And his fate is still unlearned.
Or if Jim Tracy wrote the song...
Do we know why Harry never returned? Well, that's a difficult question. There were issues with getting money for the fare, but I think that, from a financial standpoint, he could have done better. Will I ever know? Maybe.
That Broxton is likely the best of the four doesn't really address why Beimel had to come up too. I'm happy enough to see Carter warehoused, but only if that means the team gets better--he's not likely to get better with AAA seasoning, so the only value is in getting somebody better in to that spot. It doesn't look to me like that happened. Additionally, it decreases his value, which, while not bloody much, must be anything. He's got a tiny contract, and he's probably not a whole standard deviation worse than any other garbage time reliever. MLB GM's will buy anything. Their beleif in their own magic touch could power a 50,000 watt radio station (which, if KFWB ever wants to build a market in the IE, they should look in to).
100- I was hoping for BAY-muhl. But, looking at his ESPN page, you look to be right.
Really, the key point underlying the entire Tampa Bay Massacre.
I am unhappy that Kuo was demoted, but not unhappy that Kuo was demoted, if that makes sense. He is of no use to anybody walking more than one guy an inning.
I can't imagine the fact that Shaq has had sex just six times.
I think we'd all agree that if Kuo can take back Beimel's spot at some point that would be the best outcome.
Speaking of goofy old sort-of-folk songs, anyone remember who sang the big anthemy "one tin soldier" song in the seventies. Two big armies, and they're fighting for ever, and the big treasure or whatever they all wanted just says peace on earth. Or something like that . . .
On sports center or something, they asked a bunch of NBA stars about their thoughts on Jordan. Shaq, totally deadpan (as if Shaq can be any other way) said, "Michael was definitely the greatest. I'm just proud that I'll be able to tell me 1,000 kids by 900 different women that I played against him."
Heh, I knew that. Jacqueline Steiner and Bess Hawes wrote it. But I figured more people would recognize the tune if I mentioned the Kingston Trio version.
The song is no longer relevant, because except way out on the Red Line in Quincy, you only pay when you get ON the T these days.
To be honest, I was hoping Sele would get the call only because we don't really have a true long-reliever in the pen. Instead of wasting four bullpen arms in either an extra inning or large lead/deficit game, it would be nice to throw Sele out there and have him eat 4 or 5 innings.
What are Star Wars Transformers?
And speaking of abominations, I read today that some bonehead is remaking Revenge of the Nerds. That's like re-composing Beethoven's 5th Symphony.
Also on the NIEHS web page, under Patriotic Songs, "O Canada". Works for me, but is Tom Tancredo OK with that?
1. It was horrible
2. It was filmed in Prescott Arizona
3. Howard Hesseman had a small role as a hippie.
4. It was horrible.
Do you know this one?
Anyone remember a song with lyrics that went something like, "Little Willy really won't go home?"
Way to go Greenie
We sang "One Tin Soldier" in church at Mass when I was in elementary school.
In the 1970s, there was a period when Catholicism was briefly into a "hip and relevant" time.
In retrospect, I would have preferred the random beatings.
Jon, you can't be that young. Sweet is one of the most underrated bands of all time. They also did Ballroom Blitz and Fox on the Run. Little Willy is one of the best rollerskating songs of all time. At least it was when I was 12.
I'm seated by the way.
I laid out the schedule of what was being shown in L.A. earlier today.
Then just shut up. :)
I think Bob's crusade against the double error is very unlike Bob. An error is a mistake - not something measured in degrees. I feel it's unlike you to want to redefine a word.
The vitriol on the Nationals' sites is pretty extreme right now. The fact that Nat castoff Endy Chavez scored the winning run is a source of particular angst.
165 - Endy Chavez is a one-man angst machine on par with Tomas Perez and David Bell. How we survived half a season with all three of those jokers, I'll never know...
He gets a lot of sacrifice flies.
Clobbered.
I hope I'm wrong.
If you're just using a surname, you don't need to use a suffix like "Jr." Unless his father was on the team.
That's just my opinion though.
However, the original idea of "Sr." and "Jr." and "III" were to distinguish among living relatives with the same name. But sometime in the 19th Century, Americans started using the suffixes like they were monarchs or popes and people are now "IV" and "V".
What, give up 400 foot fly balls, just to prove that he can?
Penny seems to be trying that particular strategy.
Another random thought about Cincinatti: They seem to have a lot of farm position players that come up and succeed. Dunn, Kearns, Pena before he was traded, Lopez, and now Encarnacion. I wonder why they don't have the same success with pitching?
But it's 2.50 in May.
I was suggesting that Furcal trying to clear the centerfield wall just to prove he can, would be akin to Gange trying to throw heat while rehabbing his arm. The overall success of both is limited at best.
Our offense is abysmal right now. And doesn't EVERYONE agree that carter and hamulack need to go?
I guess he could tell them to stay home. They wouldn't be in a position to succeed, but they wouldn't really be in a position to fail either.
Carter should fire his travel agent.
Jeff Kent is batting cleanup for LA tonight.
the sad part is that he's better than our cleanup hitter at the moment.
The Padres are on fire!
"N" "O" "Mar"
Old Friend Dave Roberts with a 2-run double.
"Mis" "Ter" "Hamm"
Nuts!
"Doub" "Le" "Play"
Werth can stand, he just can't use his arm.
Nomar has already posed in SI with his shirt off.
And I think you know the difference between Mia Hamm and Brandi Chastain.
If you ever watch an MLS game on ESPN and Brandi Chastain is doing interviews, you would cringe. She just seems like she would be good at it. She's not at. Mia Hamm would be worse and she knows it.
We should fire his travel agent.
If the Church of Repko were Catholic, it would serve pancakes for dinner. Or have fish fries.
Kuo's Vegas debut: BB, force out, BB, force out, pick off that resulted in a run scoring while getting the out
I just got an uneasy vision of Delwyn Young in a Dodger uniform. . .
can't we just flat out release Carter?
Not only 261, but you can't release a guy after just trading a (reasonably) highly-rated prospect for him. It looks bad.
and the cards say
If the wheels starting come off the Jamey Wright Wagon, the house of cards that is the San Francisco Giants will collapse faster than an old levee in New Orleans.
How many metaphors in that sentence?
And who says Kuo cant hold baserunners? I just find it a pretty absurd coincidence that Colletti mentioned Kuo having trouble holding runners, and in his first game he picks one off.
Beimel is a situational lefty. This is a situation.
Hey, this is America and England takes a singular verb! Don't make your collective nouns plural when you're coming over to this side of the pond.
We might have to rumble over this.
I tried to forget him, but I actually saw him pitch.
Ugh.
I tried to forget him, but I actually saw him pitch.
Ugh.
The subject and verb still don't agree in that sentence.
it looks worse when he's on the mound.
Trevor is the noun.
I remember watching a documentary on the 1982 World Cup narrated by Sean Connery and during the whole thing he kept using plural verbs with country names. I was irritated. Irritated like giving a player two errors on one play.
Yes, but "releasing him" and "playing him" are not the only options.
(see: Lucille II)
If Kent were okay, I'd have left him in and chosen my pinch-hitter in the ninth, if needed, according to the situation.
We have a Proven 100-RBI guy hitting 4th and a guy who has been ordained to drive in 100 runs this year hitting 5th.
And we don't have a single guy on our roster who is going to hit 30HR. You really need that pop somewhere in the lineup.
And there isn't a chance Nomar drives in 100 runs this year. I'd be just about anything on that...
Howie Kendrick should be running a deli.
But this is a team effort. Together, the boys will combine for well over 30 HRs. It doesn't matter if one guy hits 30 or multiple guys combine to hit 30.
are you kidding? or are you serious?
I'm sorry, but you NEED a legit power threat in your lineup. Otherwise you have what's happening right now. The only way we score is when we string two or three hits together...that's all fun and games until your guys get cold. You need one legit power threat in your lineup or you're not going to win anything.....
I'm pretty sure D4P isn't going to be satisfied with a team total of 30 homers.
That sounds like putting all our eggs in one basket. What if that power threat gets hurt, then what? Much better to have a team full of proven mediocre players each of whom does not make a disproportionately large contribution to the team's offense. That way, if they get hurt, you don't really miss them all that much and they can be replaced. But if you rely on a superstar, and he goes down to injury, you're in big trouble.
LOL...Lofton can only light one fire at a time.
uh, since when did I say we'd rely on one guy? All I'm saying is we need a power hitting corner OF'er to put in the middle of our lineup. That's not relying on one guy, it's ADDING to what we already have.
In other words...are you telling me you'd rather have like Cruz/Repko than Cabrera, Dunn, Carlos Lee etc etc?
it's not just necessarily this week. I don't hate this team by any means, but let's face it, we need another bat there in the middle of the lineup. We've got LF open, so it stands to reason that we should be able to go out and get someone that can drive in some runs, hit a few homers, and just basically make our lineup more dangerous.
yeah, the difference is I'm used to the official Dodger board where people write stuff like that...but they're actually serious.
1) the Red Sox win the World Series.
2) the White Sox win the World Series.
3) the Clippers win an NBA playoff series that was best of seven.
And Lawler's Law applies in Game 5!
[T]he best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical
naked. . .
went 3-5 with a 2b, 3b and hr tonight.
hes numbers so far this season:
101AB 11doubles 2triples 4hr 9bb 17k 4SB 1CS
.337/403/604
disgusting numbers.
also miller pitched 3 innings today 1 hit 0runs 1bb 3k, first time all season. it seems they are gradually increasing his pitch count to get him back into the rotation eventually.
I am willing to leave Kent right where he is. There is just no way this slump is going to last much longer. Not Kent. Long slumps are for mere mortals. Furcal, I'm not so sure.
Just when I thought I was done with the NBA it lloks like it will be Lakers and Clips. Here's hoping the Clips take them in 6 or less.
Just saw the clip of Green's catch (ESPN Top Ten). Man, does he look like a white guy when he jumps.
They're showing a bar serving drinks in a hotel in California AFTER 2 AM!!
That's against the law!
This is random speculation, but if DePo was still at the helm, we'd probably have gone with Broxton at closer, don't you think? And couldn't one argue that spending $400,000 on Broxton at closer is better than $4,000,000 for Baez? Pure speculation, obviously, but one wonders what kind of team we could have had with logical, reasonable sabermetric analysis rather than Coletti's non-sabermetric decision-making process...
Wonder if Seo would still be on the team in DePo World??? I think so, no?
Maybe Duaner Sanchez would have been our closer?
342 I think if DePo were offered that same trade, he'd do it in a heart beat. Sanchez, while nice, was a guy we pulled off waivers. Seo can be a league average starter while making nothing. Worst case scenario, he can do as well as Duaner did coming out of the pen.
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dah dun dah dun, dah dun dun dun..!
Are you telling me that you want a team full of rally killers? We need guys who can play small ball and get in the pitchers head. Scott Podsednik and Juan Pierre bring a different dimension to the game. Speed and small ball wins games. Just look at the Angels. Do you really think they would have won the World Series without Darrin Erstad, Alex Ochoa, and pinch runner Chone Figgins?
Tony Jackson of the Daily News reports that Ricky Ledee went on the DL after the game and Andre Ethier was called up to replace him.
Ethier should platoon in LF with Repko
Jon, you better include something about the Clippers series win in your post tomorrow. I know there are at least 2 Clippers fans who post here (me and ToyCannon). And yes, that was an ultimatum :)
yeah, if you have a dominant pitching staff. We certainly don't have that. We already HAVE the speed in Furcal and Lofton, but wouldn't it be nice to have a legit hitter to plug into the middle of the order than Repko/Cruz/whoever else.
Comments always get twisted and turned. I'm not advocating a lineup of all Adam Dunn type players...what I'm saying is that with the lineup we have now, it'd be nice to be able to plug in one legit HR threat to go along with what we already have.
How soon people forget that guys like Podsednik and Pierre also had guys like Cabrera and Konerko. Everyone loves to talk about the fact that the White Sox played small ball to win...true, but they also had the best staff in the majors AND they had guys with some pop.
That's all Im saying...keep things where they're at, just add another bat. We've got a hole in LF to plug someone, so it's not a personnel issue as far as someone losing playing time is concerned. If Bob was right, I'm looking forward to seeing Eithier tomorrow...I think the kid can be a solid major leaguer....
Miltie was just messin around.
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(look at the washingtonpost.com chat list)
Is half a McCourt really an authority on anything?
If you feel like grimacing at Frank Robinson being a jerk, this post at Capitol Punishment covers his reaction to last night's miserable throw by Majewski. http://tinyurl.com/fwv5n.
Earlier post by the same writer has an interesting observation: After an infield miscommunicaiton, both Vidro and Clayton covered second, which Majewski says startled him. Not much of an excuse or anything, but still an intersting part of the actual story of the play.
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