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Maybe Las Vegas was telling the truth after all. Maybe the crazy hitting environment there is a good test rather than a useless one.
It's early in the season, but for now, all we know is that even though the barometric pressure and such presumably haven't changed on the Strip, the 51s suddenly have (or had) nine pitchers who have thrown 10 or more innings with ERAs below 4.00 there.
0.00 Jonathan Broxton
0.82 Eric Hull
1.38 Joe Beimel
1.59 Chad Billingsley
2.43 Aaron Sele
2.96 William Juarez
3.00 D.J. Houlton
3.09 Luis Gonzalez
3.43 Eric Stults
In 2005, they had two pitchers with 10 innings and ERAs under 4: Franquelis Osoria and Derek Thompson, both of whom acquitted themselves passably in the majors.
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Thompson nears return: Star-crossed left-handed pitcher Derek Thompson, who underwent Tommy John surgery last year, said he will resume tossing in a couple weeks.
"I feel so much better," said Thompson, who also had a minor procedure to remove scar tissue a month ago. "I can already tell how much better it feels than it did before that procedure. I can straighten it out and not feel anything. There was so much scar tissue around the nerve that it was painful. It's similar to what [Eric] Gagne had. They freed up the nerve and I'm 100 percent better. I'm just about ready to go. I should be ready for games around the time of the Fall League."
pretty weak brew.
http://tinyurl.com/eamtv
There will be filming of the movie "Next" beyond this sign.
This will involve helicopters landing, loud explosions and gunfire.
Please excuse the inconvenience.
Have you considered the fact that your left hand may be possessed by a demon or supernatural force?
10 - https://dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com/archives/363093.html
When "Heat" was filmed by the liberry, one Saturday as we were going out they were filming some scenes from the big bank robbery sequence.
As everybody tried to leave you could hear the sounds of automatic weapons (presumably phony ones) and people yelling and screaming.
We ordered to stay inside for a few minutes.
Not for our safety of course.
Michael Mann didn't want to ruin the shot.
Unlike Jessica Biel zooming to the top on the strength of her...
her ....
her ....
well you know.
Meanwhile, Marty, guy says to shout out hello to Jessica Biel and you're worrying about getting invited into her trailer?! Don't think of you as such a modern guy . . .
Please excuse the inconvenience."
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I think households in Iraq got the same handbill.
II. With Ledee going on the DL, we sure could use a good left handed bat off the bench. HSC?
vr, Xei
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Apparently reading isn't very important to her.
I think it's reason number one why Choi was written off--bad first impression. It's not a great idea in dating and not a great way to evaluate a baseball player.
By the by, happiness is giving a class an activity that engages them while I get to sit here and post! And I get paid...:)
Seriously, my first post at work and it only took me six months to do it.
(sigh)
I miss this site.
I wish I could have forgotten it.
Anyhow, everyone's favorite subject (from washpost chat w/Os' beat writer Jorge Arangure, Jr.:
Rockville, Md.: What seems to be the problem with the O's bullpen? They don't seem to be able to make an appearance without at least one of the relivers giving up a run. I am sure Leo Mazzone must be the most frustrated person out of anybody on that team, since they keep shuffling guys in and out of there.
Jorge Arangure Jr.: Steve Stone made a great point in today's White Sox vs. Indians game. He said that that middle relievers are the only players on the field who basically "earn" their spots on the roster through failure. He pointed to the fact that most middle relievers are failed starters or failed set up men or closers who just get sent to the bullpen. He makes a good point. The problem with these guys is that they are forced to pitch in important situation because Baltimore's starting pitching has yet to be able to pitch deep into games.
Give Me Some Hope: Lifetime O's fan now living in D.C. and heading home to B'more for the game tonight. Give me something to be hopeful about. Something positive to watch for. Please?
Jorge Arangure Jr.: I'll be wearing a really cool t-shirt and some diesel jeans.
(Here we go again ...)
26 - Rockies.
Anybody want to finish off this 10 pg final paper that is due at 5pm for me?
http://www.baseballamerica.com/today/prospects/news/261186.html
Usually Bob is the one who does that.
[It's so confusing to me that I initially posted the above in the wrong thread.]
It was worth a try...
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Be sure that if you say hello to Jessica Biel on the set, that you double check.
Yeah.... that's it. Acting!
I was surprised to see that the Angels have the lowest team OBP in the majors. They are under .300 OBP as a team.
Ah, acting. So that's what they call it these days.
How many road games have the Pirates won? They are beating the Cubs 5-0. It looks like Tracy finally decided to play Freddy Sanchez. Jack Wilson just stole a base. Jimbo's playing Tracyball up 5-0.....7-0. Sanchez again.
After the Angels got the first two on, the next three (Anderson, Guerrero, Salmon) all made out and Oakland leads 3-0.
Now if we could just find some room for Aybar:
"Mr. Gillooly, this is a photo of Ramon Martinez. I don't want to know how it happens, just that it happens."
That's news to me. Congratulations!
Best to you and your family Blue22
Mike Matheny made Woody Williams balk because he has a presence that regular catchers just don't have.
A man who can see into his own future has to avoid capture by a government organization and win the love of a woman who will be the mother of his child.
If his future-seeing powers don't show him being captured, why should he worry?
Point out your plot holes elsewhere!
Or, it could be a watered down movie based on a Philip K. Dick story.
63 - "they went to the same university, IIRC."
Illinois-Iowa Regional College? :)
Although the pitcher still gets credited with the balk.
Debited.
Something tells me that won't be fun. Can we have them start Carter for the game, so Eithier is guaranteed at least one hit?
Eh, who am I kidding?
Um, I'm pretty sure Repko and Robles are still getting a chance. So it's really Loney and Ethier instead of Perez and Choi and Aybar. Which makes it not so nice.
WP - O.Perez
LP - O.Hernandez
SV - D.Baez
Hold - J.Broxton
GWRBI: A.Ethier
It's just too easy to misspell. I already misspelled it before I hit "submit".
I'm putting the over/under at 10.
You got to hand it to Kendall for taking a big guy like Lackey down.
He's looking at a pretty long suspension.
Jason Kendall out for a long time? Oh, how awful for Oakland. I'm sure Ken is weeping now. Weeping.
Wars have been started over less.
http://tinyurl.com/mar4b
Hopefully Kendall is suspended awhile and the A's bring up Jeremy Brown. Brown's been destroying the PCL.
104 - Isn't [Jeremy Brown] both much bigger and much younger than Kendall?
re Kendall: There goes one of my fantasy catchers out with a suspension. But it might actually help my team to have him sit for a while, just like it might help the A's.
vr, Xei
I have the same problem with Bobby Crosby. I kept in there for far too long. Now he's on the bench until he puts together at least a 1 week hot streak.
Can he do any worse than Jason Kendall or Melhuse?
Up your nose with a rubber hose and two aces!
its great that BA is showing some love to matt kemp. He has a 16 game hitting streak!
this guy is progressing into a monster. and from all reports ive read, his defense has been very solid in center as well.
guzman has walked 5x before his 100ab, he passes my ultimatum test. he can stay i guess.
Who's picture do you see?
Just now... I saw the man OPSing a thousand.
http://tinyurl.com/qkalt
This is so damn funny and Colbert has got some brass balls.
Lofton:Drew :: Dodgers:Padres
https://dodgerthoughts.baseballtoaster.com/archives/309956.html
Bootcheck happens
I'd say his worst "joke" was when he said the all the generals at the Pentagon just sit in a room and push computer buttons. You could have heard a pin drop after that.
I'm not sure how a comedian reacts when they just get silence.
I am not arguing that back when the trade was made, this was or was not a chance worth taking. You could and did make a case for it. However, the results so far are not terribly surprising either. Long term, obviously, I hope the trade helps the Dodgers more than it helps the Mets.
So Quinlan is hit by a pitch and Scioscia is ejected, and not the pitcher. Lackey is ejected despite not hitting a batter. Guess the Angels are feeling a little persecuted.
I thought Jon Stewart did his best work on MTV.
biggest suprise is kent batting 6th.
Lofton, CF
Furcal, SS
Garciaparra, 1B
Drew, RF
Kent, 2B
Ethier, LF (big league debut)
Robles, 3B
Navarro, C
Perez, P
That's quite a shake up. I'm still trying to figure out why Lucille II made the roster over Robles, given that Robles is the one getting the PT.
Does the Furcal/Lofton flip-flop mean that Furcal is now the designated "bunt Lofton to 2B" guy?
And why is he on the roster?
Especially with Super-Sub Ramon Martinez (aka Lucille II) backing him up, ready to help the team whenever and wherever he's needed.
We probably need a Lucille II FAQ to accompany the HSC version.
Anyway, Lucille II is a character on Arrested Development. We had initially referred to Ramon as "Ramon II," but at some point started using Lucille II instead.
It's about time Grits moved Kent down in the lineup.
Actually that isn't a bad lineup
Go Dodgers!
vr, Xei
why are we still having our best OBP guy hitting in front of the guy who is in the biggest slump. That's about ten steps beyond illogical.
If they're going to shuffle it up, just flip flop Kent and Nomar.
Awful timing for the Lakers.
Beltre's OBP of .299 is higher than his slugging percentage .274
e-mail toddhatesspam at yahoo dot com and I'll present details.
http://tinyurl.com/za5w9
ESPN doesn't show NHL games this year. Did you try OLN?
On another note, did they really have to use that picture?
http://tinyurl.com/hxaon
No it hasnt. Phoenix has no scoring threats in the post. And Kwame's helpside defense (making others better), isnt very good either. I think people just have such low expectations for Kwame Brown, that whenever he grabs 6 rebounds in a game they think he's doing good. The guy is great waste of cap space, and would be in the NBDL if not for where he was drafted.
Just had to look that one up.
RIP 2006 Philadelphia Flyers.
...so can the Lakers activate an extra player if Brown ends up suspended..?
Probably depends who does the suspending and for how long.
(Guillen groundout scores the runner.)
Rule of three and all that.
They were astoundingly high.
And he wasn't a good hitter.
Does that count as one of his homeruns?
His bio on Brewers.com has this section:
Personal/Miscellaneous:
... his father, Ned, was an All-American football player at Santa Rosa Junior College in California ...
"The Walking Man", Eddie Yost was born as
Edward Frederick Joseph Yost in 1926 in Brooklyn and according to Baseball-Reference.com, Eddie Yost went to school at NYU. Although not for very long because he signed with the Senators when he was 18.
oh well.
"bummer."
so eloquent, those guys.
he is criticizing el duque for throwing a pitch right in the strike zone. so hes like, "i bet if i drew a circle, thats where the pitch is going to be."
so okay, he draws a circle... but the circle is like 5 ft x 5ft.
effin gracie.
and Eric Byrnes is getting a lot of action out there
Great triple by Lofton, BTW.
Oh, wait, Carter's gone. Nevermind. =P
Was it four balls to the backstop?
3-2 count
ball
swinging strike
ball
swinging strike
ball
ball
3-2 count
ball
swinging strike
ball
swinging strike
ball
ball
The last team with 6 was Detroit back in 1922.
The alltime record for triples in a game is 9. That was in 1894 by Baltimore.
Yikes.
Anyone else notice how Carl Crawford is now walking at a respectable rate. This was pretty much the only part of his game that was lacking.
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B05030MON1994.htm
Messrs. Deshields, Offerman, and Mondesi.
OK, stop throwing things at me.
Or within audible distance of the broadcast booth.
Not very wise.
What kind of shot was his double tonight?
line drive one hopper to the right field wall.
http://tinyurl.com/s2k2m
i'm waiting for grace to start talking about slumpbusters...
Rant over.
(And third, maybe, you're assuming he doesn't give money to the cause, which seems like an unlikely assumption at this point.)
well, at least Chad Tracy is on my fantasy team!
DEJA VU.
Wow, is that the Jason Grimsley that stole Albert Belle's corked bats? The one that was traded for some punk reliever named Curt Schilling? He's still in the league??
Putting him in a position to fail...?
2-4, bb hr
I'm afraid we are in for another season unless someone really steps up.
At least it is interesting to watch.
It's like living Salomon Torres reoccurring nightmares.
Is that even possible?
Is it the Dodgers' mission to be a morale-booster for every team in the National League this season? They're all going to think they're the 2004 Boston Red Sox.
That was a technical on Bell and one on Bryant.
Lofton, get the bat on your shoulder.
This Turiaf guy had open heart surgery for gods sake less than 9 months ago and is a rookie playing in a series clinching playoff game for the lakers. That's so improbable. Heck if Turiaf makes a few more free throws, he will have outscored Kobe at the half. Even more improabable
Meanwhile I have to watch Odalis earn 300k a start to crap himself. I can't think of a year in the last 30 (I am 35) where I was so uniterested with the Dodgers. I mean I love them, but they are really testing me this year and it's May 2.
Really? Uninteresting years have been the norm for me for quite some time now.
This is not the atmosphere you want to bring prospects into, although a rare few can cut through this.
Yeah I know that..but this year, I don't know, even worse than normal and obviously there have been very lean years.
It's just that I don't really have any favorite hitters to watch (maybe Drew, but no one else where you say, oh he is up, I gotta watch), no one is outstanding on defense to watch, I can't stand bad pitching and the team seems to lack personality.
Damn, I am a downer. I should shut up now.
It's true. At least last year we had Choi to get excited about, though Hee was usually on the bench anyway. It's tough to get excited about Proven Veterans.
Odais Perez= Lefty Carter, only paid 8 million more, and unfortunatly, like cancer, he is hard to get rid of.
My ire is really just locked in on Frank Robinson. I know Gary Majewski is no hero, just a young relief pitcher who had a great season last year and is now being just savaged by his manager. See the story at nationals.com if you're interested. Quotes like "This is not a threat, but . . ."
If there's a Clippers-Lakers playoff series, JD Drew and Jeff Kent could go on a 3-city thrill killing murder spree and nobody will notice.
Who cares, we got away with it, and it is high time for us to get a break.
It may be better to pile up all the prospects at LV and bring them up altogether. This is far from ideal, but better than exposing them to a losing mentality.
I hope we turn it around with 3 clutch wins and I look like a fool.
Looks like Drew hit the brakes on that.
And I love being wrong. But its subtle when the offense does nothing when its needed.
What is the objective of said project?
I'm really liking the way the Dodgers are shuffling things around this week (been too busy to chime in 'til now) - granted Ethier came up because of Ledee being hurt, but all the call ups and line up shuffles and such, makes me respect Little and Colletti more.
Now if they can get the lead and then ((gasp)) hold it...
So the Dodgers are afflicted by the same evil spirit that was bothering people in the movie "Fallen"?
"Tiiimmmeee... is on my side..."
Regardless, the point stands: Kent must go.
I like the idea, but I'm a lover, not a fighter.
Saito would have to throw about 10 mph faster to be able to throw the mythical gyroball.
Time for rat face to hit a grandslam.
There have been enough days of seeing Saito for us to tell that?
And did the Dodgers really rue the day they got rid of Craig Counsell. He was pretty bad during his brief stay in L.A. He's only had 3 seasons with an OPS+ over 100.
Non productive outs by Lofton. Somebody needs to teach him how to make productive outs.
Sorry.
Thank you Shawn Green.
And Thank YOU Charlie Steiner for making me wet my pants for 5 seconds before informing me what had happened.
@#&&
Tonight's one of those nights where I just hate sports.
I thought it was inviolable?
I do get upset with Little's decision making because that is going to effect us past this season.
Hey Steve....terrific news!! http://tinyurl.com/g6om6
He made a little boy lose faith in democracy.
Phoenix game plan is simple. The Lakers switch everything on defense. Inevitably, Smush gets caught on the post guarding Diaw or Thomas. Or Odom/Kwame get stuck on the perimeter guarding Nash. The Suns have finally figured that out tonite.
I'm not sure if the Lakers should switch everything in Game 6. Maybe play more straight up. For the Suns, I'm still not sure why they are doubling Odom ( I can understand doubling Kobe), everytime he gets the ball. Odom taking a contested shot is better for the Suns, than Cook/Brown getting wide open dunks or jumpers.
I'm not sure who's gonna win game 6.
Stand down.
Stand down.
My cat also just made an appropriate comment in the litterbox about tonight's games.
The widow of Philo T. Farnsworth, one of the earlier developers of TV (no one person invented TV), passed away last week at age 98.
Unlike the internet...
I don't point this out for Green's sake but to demonstrate to those people calling for Kent's head how fast it can turn around.
Calls for Kent's head are not a function of his BA.
Philo T. Farnsworth got A patent. No one has THE patent on television.
And to think that one guy came up with the idea of TV and developed it soley on his own is not possible.
I've been paid off by the Sarnoff family.
uncle miltie and d4p just dont like kent and dog him every chance they get.
What then? OPS is irrelevant if he's not hitting. Once he starts hitting we can worry about OPS.
d4p/uncle miltie: jeff kent
It was a team effort. Except that nobody on the team liked each other.
By that logic, I guess we wouldn't sign Clemens if we had the chance.
In that case, there is a lot to hate on this team.
Well Kent needs to start taking HGH like Clemens too.
Starting a hallowed tradition in the television industry.
Steroid users don't count. Kent is aging normally like most people.
By the way, I've hated Kent for a while (way before he was with the Dodgers)
It didn't work too well. Baird and Farnsworth worked together and Baird realized that Farnsworth's electronic system would work better.
Great.
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