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2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
Maybe it's just me. Anyway, I'm still laughing at Cole Hamels Facts (thanks to The Griddle).
Some examples:
8. Jack Bauer calls Cole Hamels for advice.
10. Fear itself is afraid of Cole Hamels.
29. Cole Hamels expected the Spanish Inquisition.
46. Kanye West almost needed to pay Cole Hamels royaties to release that "Jesus Walks" song, but Cole let it go, because he doesn't walk anyone so it couldn't really be about him.
68. Cole Hamels will win 1 Cy Young... and 11 Cole Hamels.
70. Cole was Bugs Bunny's private pitching coach.
98. Cole Hamels understands Ulysses.
116. Cole Hamels once struck a man out looking. Literally. Cole just gazed at him and the batter was retired on strikes.
237. Cole has his cake and eats it too. And then he takes your cake, and eats that as well.
240. For first grade show and tell, Cole Hamels just stood in front of the class.
263. A Klondike Bar would do anything for Cole Hamels.
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No Lost chat on this site without my go-ahead. Maybe The Griddle will host a thread.
Dodgers
I always said that when this team gets on a roll, you ride them. They are making it look very easy. They won their 6th in a row last night and to 4-1 over the Rockies. Overall, you are a real confident team when you have won 14 of your last 17. Tonight, Aaron Sele goes again. He has been fantastic since being called up from Triple AAA Vegas going 2-0 with an era of 2.29. I know Cook has been hot but the fact remains that the Dodgers have just been hotter. Get on LA as they win a 7th straight game tonight.
http://www.minorleagueball.com/story/2006/2/21/153136/239
If I know who he is?
I love the way New York people think that just because he's coming to New York, El Duque will magically find the fountain of youth. Yeah, he's a proven guy. I just don't think he's a proven good pitcher anymore.
Alternate--Cole Hamels cigarettes: because the Marlboro man was a pansy.
But at least it opens a spot in the rotation to try out a young pitcher. Hmm, no.
I just don't get it.
B. Webb
Vargas
Batista
Who's the fourth? Juan Cruz or Medders can take the fifth slot.
Pittsburgh's lineup looks surprisingly decent tonight. Every hitter (except the pitcher) is OPSing over .700, and the 3-6 hitters are all over .800
Not to burst the Tracyhate bubble, but Wilson appears to have been the starter in 18 of the Pirates 21 games thus far in May. Once Casey is back all bets are off, but for now he's getting consistent time.
In other words, he's treating him exactly like Choi.
That one is great.
1- Hamels is a minor league legend, but is extremely injury prone, kind of like Kuo. Here are his minor league numbers:
152 IP 88 H 2 HR 62 BB 208 K
If he was healthy, he would have been the best prospect in baseball, better than Felix Hernandez.
I agree that Wilson should be a regular starter in Pittsburgh, whether it's at first or in the outfield, on the strength of his bat alone. And I think it was ludicrous to pinch-bunt for him the other night. If he's being treated badly, well, I can't speak for what the Pittsburgh media or the Pirates organization might be saying about him. But it's silly to suggest that he's not getting playing time.
Don't sell the Arizona GM short. He's has a lot of trading pieces and I think he'll use a couple because he has an excess of outfielders and a shortage of pitchers. D Willis may not be a top 10 pitcher but he would certainly give them a nice 1/2 combo of Webb/Willis. Not sure why your shortchanging the DTrain, for his age he's been very good.
as far as cabrera goes, he likely will not be moved unless they are overwhelmed, and i doubt that will happen.
The most annoying thing about SF is how they call themselves "the city". A friend of mine said she heard I was moving to "the city" and I had no clue what she was talking about. If that's not arrogance I don't know what is.
Yea, it's pretty annoying. They call it "the city" like it's the best city in the world. Living in the northern california has it's pluses and minuses. The smugness is one of the minuses. The hatred towards southern california is pretty annoying too.
I think anyone that acquires him and gives him a long term deal, is really gambling. He's like Mulder but with a much greater chance of injury.
The Dbax should recall Nippert and Stephen Drew. Drew looks ready.
Not to mention Mike Edwards.
Yeah, a lot of people I have met have fears of Bay Area (especially SF) because of earthquakes. Some of my extended family will not move there for that sole reason. Earthquakes do not frighten me at all anymore. If I was on a ladder, on a bridge, or in a high building than I would worry.
Yeah. "The City" means New York (if not more specifically, Manhattan).
They are Canadian.
I have no idea what their news coverage on CA quakes is like.
Yeah, I was going to say my hometown of Walnut Creek is better than Hunington.
Tonight's short nats notes. Tied 1-1 going into the eighth. When the starters were Oswalt v. local kid rookie Mike O'Connor, Nats Nation has to feel good about that regardless of the ultimate outcome. Jose Guillen left the game in the first after scratching his cornea on his own batting glove. Catcher Wiki Gonzales left the game after getting whacked in the head by a bat swung by Nationals old friend Preston Wilson. Nationals really have had a healthy (unhealthy?) run of injuries so far this year.
terrence long, starting left fielder, 2006 new york yankees.
"the city" only means new york around new york, just as with any other city.
Here in NY state, settlements with smaller populations than Villages are officially "Hamlets." And an official Town is not necessarily a settled area, but merely a geographical subdivision of a county.
I should rob him.
Did I mention I can't go to any of the games?
"Jyllands-Posten: Do you think the President Bush and Donald Rumsfeld are giving the black men syphilis?
Bruce Springsteen: Uh I think I think the point is for a lot of Americans, the country we carry in our hearts is still waiting.
Jyllands-Posten: But like the blacks who were given syphilis in the 1950s. Will the Bush administration start doing this again? There was an HBO movie.
Bruce Springsteen: Um I think what we really need to concentrate on is mobilizing the progressive voice in America for the 2006 and 2008 elections.
Jyllands-Posten: What else do you see on the horizon in terms of the political American setting?
Bruce Springsteen: Um did I say the thing about FEMA yet? The cronyism bit?
Jyllands-Posten: Yes, and now we are out of time!
Bruce Springsteen: Uh-huh."
People in SF have a strange inferiority complex to New York, which results mostly from ex-NYers coming to SF and telling everyone here how much better New York is in almost every way. It hurts our feelings, which is why we turn around and project the same hatred at LA. It's totally passive-aggressive.
"Oh, that sucks"
"It's really smoggy there"
Indifference
Rub, rub, rub.
#6 Gonzales- .582
#7. Barmes- .335
#8. Ardoin: .565
#9 Cook: .182
#1 Sullivan .529
2b: DeWitt
ss: Hu
3b: LaRoche
c: Martin
of: Guzman
of: Ethier
of: Kemp
Looks like a solid group of players...We probably won't ever see this line up but the the Dodgers are going in the right direction.
You are very lucky if you have Carl Crawford on your fantasy team. He had a pretty nice game today
5-5 5 runs scored 4 steals HR 2 RBI
C Martin
1B Loney/Dunlap
2B Dewitt/Aybar
SS Furcal/Hu
3B Aybar/LaRoche
LF free agent
CF BJ Upton
RF Kemp
Jose, you gotta give yourself up for the team, dude.
And 118: those line drives are equally annoying to me!
Which does it say more about?
The Rockies or Sele?
(Watch Grittle decide this is a good night to get Odalis some work...)
The fact that the Rockies were in first place up to a couple days ago shows how long a lucky streak can last.
Nomar with a STEAL!
He's one silly Canadian.
How this Rockie team was ever in 1st place is a mystery to me while Helton was on the DL.
Playing the Rockies-Angels-Rockies-Nationals for 12 games can cure many ills.
.717 OPS.
I'm with everyone else. How have the Rockies won 25 games? Did they win a bunch against the Marlins/Cubs/Nationals or something?
So far they are 8-1 (counting tonite).
But ATL and PHI are collectively 46-45, so while I wouldn't dismiss either team they aren't setting the NL on fire.
Baseball is a funny game.
I think the Phillies/Braves/Mets will provide a very good test, especially for the pitching staff.
Nice while it lasted, Nomar.
Then they are right where we want them.
Meanwhile, Broxton is going in the Martin/Aybar/Ethier/JtD/LaRoche wing of the Hall of Fame someday. Come on, Ned. No more Baezes!
I was going to ask the same question, as the box score on Yahoo's MLB site shows the run Broxton gave up as earned. Is it really going to be unearned (as it should be)?
- J. Broxton relieved A. Sele
- C. Barmes safe at first on shortstop R. Furcal's fielding error
- C. Barmes to second on wild pitch
- M. Ojeda walked
- J. Smith hit for J. Mesa
- J. Smith flied out to right
- C. Sullivan singled to left, C. Barmes scored, M. Ojeda to second
- G. Atkins struck out swinging
- T. Helton grounded out to pitcher
That looks like an unearned run to me!
Sitting in the Reserved level, left field corner (aisle 39), the experience was unlike any other. Just like many other posters here, I've been turned off by the unruly behavior in Chavez Ravine lately. However, tonight had to be the most family-friendly behavior I have ever experienced here. Adults laughing with one another, kids starting up good-natured chants ("Here we go, Dodgers, here we go!"), parents playing and discussing baseball with their children. I even overheard a women in her late 20's discuss the fine promise of Billingsly with her boyfriend. Plenty of laughs and smiles all around.
Of course, the night couldn't be completely perfect. A couple "Rockies sucks!" chants were heard, and even a "You suck, Todd!" refering to Mr. Helton, I believe. However, when one drunk fan yelled, "f___ the Rockies!" in the bottom of the 7th, a nearby security guard warned him about his language. When he gave him the finger, his party, presumeably family, led the drunk man out before an arrest could be made.
But that was the worst of it, and definitely the exception to an otherwise perfect night. Happy children, great game by Sele, civil and engaging conversation, three-run double by a rookie...What more can a Dodger fan ask for?
Where is Camano Island?
Jose, you gotta give yourself up for the team, dude.
Steve,
Camano Island is in Washington, I'm originally from Southern CA.
Is that near Kitsap?
It's about 40 mi north of Seattle on the freeway and then about 20 miles West off the freeway. It's the island next to Whidbey.
But as for me, I will sleep and pretend to stay awake at work.
I'm going to miss all three games as well. What bad timing for the Dodgers series. I'll be in Bethany Beach. Not as good as Newport or Huntington, but I'll take what I can get on the East Coast.
"Michael Ausiello, senior writer, columnist (Ausiello Report) and Lost aficionado/expert for TV Guide and tvguide.com will be online Thursday, May 25, at 1 p.m. ET to discuss the finer points of Wednesday night's episode, as well as what to expect for season three."
Go to www.washingtonpost.com and look for the list of chats at the bottom of the page. This is at 10 am pacific.
For early-rising Idol fans, Lisa deMoraes, who is super sharp and witty, is doing a chat on that show at 8 am Pacific.
"Speaking of Meatloaf, he was exhumed to do a "Beauty and the Beast" duet with McPhee, "It's All Coming Back to Me Now." He's in a black suit, carrying a bedspread-sized red hankie with which to wipe the flopsweat off his face. She's in this incredible tight black dress slit up to here in the back and down to there in the front. The "American Idol" Cleavage Cam gets some great shots of Katharine while around the country men kick themselves for having voted for Taylor.
Puck 'n' Pickler's back. This time: lobster. EEEEEK! She screams as two live lobsters destined for slaughter, their claws taped shut, are brought out for the amusement of viewers watching at home and the 3,000 or so in Hollywood's Kodak Theatre."
http://tinyurl.com/lwe8b
I think fan behavior tends to be better when the Dodgers are playing well.
Anyone care to explain on behalf SI.com?
http://tinyurl.com/zb64f
I'm slowly becoming pro Lindsey Soto, she was terrible for a while there, but she's finally starting to have some personality in those post-game interviews. I think she has a major crush on Kwame though fkillah, she was practically drooling on camera last night while interviewing the Kwamster.
I love Whidbey Island. Good friend of mine's family has a place there and it is like a little compound. They have all built houses from Great Grandma to his Dad and they share this great spot overlooking Puget Sound. You can scuba dive just by walking right off his back yard. Not much to see but a lot of crabs. Once day we caught around 10 of the crabs and then we took a nap dreaming of crabs for dinner. My wife let them all go while we were napping.
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