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As much as any other ballpark in the National League in recent years, Busch Stadium in St. Louis has seemed like a house of horrors to me. Impressionistically, it's a place that's always 100 degrees on the field with 100 percent humidity and balls zinging along the turf and Dodger pitchers melting like so many wicked witches. Like the little claustrophoic egg that takes you up the Gateway Arch, it feels like there's no way out.
Well, not only is the above not all true, it's no longer even relevant. Tonight, the Dodgers play their first game at new Busch Stadium, where everything's different. Except the name. And the fact that the Cardinals are averaging more than five runs a game at home. And the fact that the game-time forecast is merely 92 degrees with 67 percent humidity.
Erp.
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B05120SLN2000.htm
You know a lot of the fans left early that day.
The Dodgers split the 2. The game they won was when Gagne laoded the bases in the 9th with nobody out with a 1 run lead and he got out of it. Might have been the 4th of July. It was an ESPN game.
I was scheduled to be in Louie this weekend to catch the Blue Crew but some personal issues came up and I'm a know show.
I'm in ...
Wait, I better try something else.
People in the know call St. Louis "The Mound City."
I've got some advice for anyone who's venturing to Cincinnati. They stay at the Westin there too. The price is $309 a night. UNGODLY, even though its during the week. But to make a long story short I got them to get me 2 nights at $199 a night. My advice, if I can talk them down anyone can. Trust me, Dodger road trips are much more enjoyable when you stay at the team hotel. Its Dodger heaven.
St. Louis can also be called "The Mullet City." Some amazing 'dos among Cards fans, many of whom are wearing Tommy Herr throwback jerseys to boot.
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
They were up late working on that.
In my opinion, you are on a quiet roll this morning.
(I've decided that until I have something really valauble to contribute on the baseball front my purpose will be as a cheerleader for the superior wit that permeates this board. But wait-- maybe by pointing out the humor I'll kill it. Back to Lurking!)
I like Cincinatti If you like middle eastern/Mediterranean food try Mejana. It right downtown. ladhiidhatun لذيذةٌ!
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B08150SLN1978.htm
However, the boxscore indicates that it only took 2:39. But it seemed like it took six hours because it was so hot.
a) obviously, this was during the summer, and
b) she was lucky; along with half the band, she wore white. The other half wore black.
It's like going to roller derby or a hockey game in the 70s.
Two bandmembers on their way
Two bandmembers on their way
One wore white
And won wore black
One wore white and one wore black
As they marched along the track
A drummer and trumpeter went kersmack
All on a stifling morning...
Yes, the show has the Sklar brothers, and no, they're not awful. They're hil-ar-ious.
Aren't they really the Sklar Twins?
I've been to many, many games in the last version of Busch Stadium. It used to be an annual trek for our family to catch the Dodgers on one of their visits to St. Louis.
St. Louis is actually a tad cooler than where I live. (No, it's not Hell, but on a clear day...)
Two birdies, three bogeys, one double, and the par for +3.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marty_Sklar
.....murder?! (Cue music sting.)
I was fortunate enough to be at Games 3 & 4 of the 2004 World Series with a friend of mine who wore, essentially, a Red Sox uniform everywhere we went for those two days.
There was some good-natured ribbing back and forth but absolutely no hostility anywhere. In fact, after the Sox completed the sweep, as we were making our way down from our seats (near the top of the right field foul pole) to the Red Sox celebration taking place at the third base dugout, many, many Cardinal fans were stopping us all along the say saying, "Congratulations!", "The best team won!", "I'm happy for you guys!" and on and on.
It was so gracious and good-natured that it literally brought tears to my eyes.
God bless the good ol' Midwest.
I saw the Sklar Brothers (yes, they are twins) open for and then MC a special audience with the Mystery Science Theater guys here in SF a couple of years ago. They weren't awful, but I do recall wanting them off the stage so I could enjoy the MST banter.
Meanwhile, I'm glad they no longer play in the old Busch Stadium. Just watching games from there on TV made me sweaty, seeing the heat waves coming off the astroturf. {{shudder}}
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leland_Sklar
Mike Nelson wrote a book after the series concluded about the cheesiest movies ever made. "Road House" was his #1 pick. I think the logic was something like this:
(1) There is no such thing as a famous bouncer.
(2) There is no such thing as a villain singularly and maniacally focused on dominating a town in the middle of nowhere.
And the rest of that movie is so ridiculous, it's a goldmine.
"Welcome to MiSTies Anonymous, Steve."
"I'm home. I'm finally home."
There's actually a sequel to Road House, can you believe it?
On topic: There's a nice lil' piece on Clayton Kershaw on Dodgers.com.
Man... how come we don't get to face Jeff Weaver this weekend? That would be interesting. He'd either be fired up and pitch us well or we'd hit the crap out of him.
Bill Bray
Gary Majewski
Royce Clayton
Brendan Harris
Daryl Thompson
Washington gets:
Austin Kearns
Felipe Lopez
Ryan Wagner
Mr. Bowden, I apologize. Nice job.
Names the Dodgers are interested in: Mike Gonzalez, Tom Gordon, Bob Wickman.
Discuss.
The non-Majewski and Clayton inclusions in that trade had better be something special.
"In an effort to improve his ballclub and win the admiration of Internet-guy Steve Haskins, Nationals GM Jim Bowden fleeced the Reds by acquiring good shortstop Felipe Lopez, OF Austin Kearns, and P Ryan Wagner for bad shortstop Royce Clayton, a couple pitchers, and a California criminal attorney specializing in drunk-driving cases.
"'Steve's been on my case for a while,' said Bowden. 'I figured it's time that I stop being an idiot and acquire useful players without giving away anything of real value.'
"Haskins' publicist did not immediately return comments left at his website."
He won an Oscar!
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B09150SLN1997.htm
We drove home afterwards. I then shaved, showered, and went to work, where I slept fitfully all darn day.
My most signficant memories: Thinking McGwire might actually hit a ball out of the stadium in BP (seriously); and being really nervous when Dreifort came in to pitch.
Wickman is old and fat, which bodes well for my friend that wants the Dodgers to assemble an All-Fat team because he thinks it would be funny.
Gordon's had a pretty good year, but I don't trust his health.
That said, the only one I'd want to give up prospects for is Gonzalez. He stikes a ton of dudes out, walks more than I'd like, has been very good for three seasons, and would seem to be under club control through arbitration for the next three years.
Completely agree. Gonzalez is the only guy there I feel comfortable acquiring. What are the chances Wickman would accept arb.? If we got him and he didn't accept, at least we'd get picks back.
I am, absolutely speechless. Honestly, did Bowden make a pact with the devil to save his job or something because this is trade so so lopsided that I'm afraid all the talent landing in Washington is going to disrupt the equilibrium of the universe, create a fabric in space, and a giant black hole is going to be created and the end of the world will be near.
That is the only possibly explanation/fallout of this trade. Everyone better do all they want to do in life soon because its about to be over.
I really haven't watched the show very much (apologies to my cousin, who's a truly hilarious guy). When I have, I find it really depends on the topic. Sometimes its really fun, sometimes really off-putting.
http://www.pgatour.com/tournaments/r030/blog
On the trade: Wait till SamDC hears about it. The shock will cause him to buy season tix for the rest of the year.
The Reds got fleeced about as bad as it gets. I wonder if Bowden also poured sugar in the Red's GM's gas tank.
www.fireWayneKrivsky.com
giving up a top tier prospect for a reliever shouldn't even be an option...but sadly, I see it happening.
What else do the Reds have? Can we get Dunn for Izturis? lol.
Just when I thought I was gonna have to eat crow......
Phillies need a 3b in the worst way. They can take Aybar for Gordon. I don't really care about Gordon's age. He is durable and he is still filthy.
normally I'd agree, but I just don't like what Gordon is owed over the course of the next two years...I'd much rather just pay Gonzalez a lot less to do the job.
This is opposed to the theory of trading prospects for bad relievers that make a lot of money and will be free agents after the season.
Bill Bray - 23, could be serviceable, but only pitched 33 innings of pro ball prior to this year, and is at best a middle reliever.
Brendan Harris - 25, Useless utility infielder.
Daryl Thompson - 19, Entering his third season of A ball with good, but not great numbers. Walks way too many people.
Kenny Lofton for Aaron Harang.
I bet they do it.
Oh, wait, nevermind...
agreed. If we're giving up prospects though, I'd much rather give up a couple B prospects for Gonzalez than an A prospect.
Trading for relievers just makes my skin crawl.
Aaron Harang really isn't bad...he'd be a heck of a lot better than BJ.
Harang is awesome what are you talking about.
Ouch!
87 Fully agree. It's just that he's not Heilman, who the Mets are wasting in their bullpen.
Harang is better than Heilman.
Harang has proven he can be a really good starter, hes under 30 and he has a good K rate. I think hes better/worth more then Heilman right now.
Of course, I want to say this was in a deal for James Baldwin, so it's not really clear exactly which team got ripped off there...
Bob, a little help with the facts and details? :)
I don't see the Krivsky's logic, but Krivsky turned water into wine on his last controversial deal.
OK, you'll all correct. I hadn't closely looked at their 2006 numbers until just now. Harang is better than I remembered based on his 2004 and 2005 (which was good, not great). His 2006 has been head and shoulders better than any previous ML season. Basically, Harang is doing this season what Heilman did in 2005. Kinda.
Here's a deal I'd do RIGHT NOW. LaRoche/OPerez and Perez's salary for the remainder of this season for Gordon.
I'm willing to give up a future stud just to lose OP and take on a large closers contract who MAY have health issues. It's worth the risk.
Why do we need to worry about Odalis' contract? Playing all these rookies will give us financial flexibility so we do not have to just give players away.
You are insane.
(Okay, maybe a little over the top)
You should have read last night's thread Bobby. That almost made my head explode.
He rated Dewitt second to only Kendrick? wow, I wouldn't even do that.
Replace Aybar with LaRoche and I'd do it. Philly willing.
I might have to eat crow on Abreu. I did not think much of him last year at all and did not think he could make the AA leap. His K/bb ratio last year wasnt very good and his bb rate was super low as well. He was kind of like Matt Kemp last year, although without the obvious power.
But this year, Abreau has really impressed me. He has kept his average up (280+ in the SL is a good avg), he is walking a lot more, controlling the strike zone a lot better, and showing a good amount of gap power. He is a switch hitter who projects to be solid defensively. I'll admit it, he is looking to be a very solid player that I have undervalued in the past.
What was being offered for Kearns last season? And they ended up getting Royce Clayton, master of the perennial one-year contract? They needed him so badly this season that they couldn't just sign him for a million dollars in December?
What about Hu nate? haha
The problem is that those don't seem to be available. The only starter that I think can be had that might be worthwhile is Willis...but he'd cost an arm and a leg.
Otherwise we're looking at the Livan Hernandez's of the world. And, if that's the case, I'd rather just stand pat than trade perfectly good prospects for a perfectly bad starter.
thats what is so mind blowing. If they're gonna deal kearns and lopez, couldn't they have just dealt them for GOOD prospects that are ready to come up a la the Marlins....instead they get Royce Clayton and Majewski who probably could have been had for a nice steak dinner. Makes absolutely no sense.
Ive always liked Hu, primarily because he is such a defensive asset at SS and he could hit better then izzy.
Speaking of which, did I miss any discussion of Brad Penny's new look at the ASG?
Jim Bowden just made one of the best deals in the history of baseball. Yes, Jim Bowden.
I don't think I could make this kind of deal in a fantasy league while holding someone ransom and getting them drunk.
Coming into this year, Lopez and Kearns each had a little over 3 years of service time. That means that they are under the Nationals control for through the 2008 season! Lopez is a young (deserving) all star shortstop, who won the silver sluggers award at his position last season. He's a 5 tool player (which Bowden loves). Kearns is an excellent player when healthy and will be Alfonso Soriano's replacement. I can't even imagine the type of haul he's going to get if he does trade Soriano.
I bow down to you Mr. Bowden. You have instantly moved up about 15-20 spots in the GM in rankings. Jim Bowden is my hero. Amazing.
I don't really enjoy looking at Brad Penny.
I wasn't sure because I remember you left him and Abreu off our top 10 prospects list.
Who surely wouldn't have left them as a free agent so soon after.
Some other notes, Clayton is 10 years older than Lopez, Lopez has hit 9 home runs, Royce has none, Lopez has 23 SB, Royce has 8 SB. The only possible difference is that Felipe is not a very good fielder but Royce won't get any better and he is not that much better now.
I am guessing that Ryan Freel will play more OF for Kearns but that is a pretty big loss offensively and adding Clayton makes it even worse.
Since baseless conspiracy theories are fun (they've given Milton Freidman a career), I'll propose that Bowden arranged for the Nats to pay the Reds an under-the-table sum that guaranteed he would be able to get good players in exchange for nothing. The lopsided trade would prove to the world that, once and for all, Jim Bowden is a great GM! Everyone wins. Except Reds fans.
Consiracize away!
James Baldwin was great in the "Battle of the PBS Network Stars" though. He was on William F. Buckley's team.
Huge difference. haha.
We've all been against getting Soriano for the most part...but let me just throw this out there: if there was a deal centered around say, Guzman, Aybar, and some other prospects for Soriano would it really be a bad deal? Just throwing it out there.
Why do the Dodgers keep getting mentioned in these Soriano rumors? Are they seriously interested? Not that he's not a great hitter, but how much would we have to give up to get him is what worries me, and he doesn't, of course, pitch.
Also, don't like to see Lofton in over Kemp but whatever, can't complain too much about this lineup.
http://tinyurl.com/zpb8r
Maybe the Dodgers keep getting mentioned because Neddie is really working the phones.
And Mike Davis was on base.
It's all come full circle!
In a related story, Jocketty's previous "something so big," Sidney Ponson, has now caught on with the Yankees.
It seems like the the dominoes are starting to fall. It's interesting that teams are making big deals now...usually they wait until a couple days before the deadline.
Strange things are happening! Ho ho hee! Hee, ha ha!
"The Giants offense acts as if it has an enlarged prostate. It scores runs freely on some days. Other times, it comes in fits and starts."
Apologies to anyone that has suffered from that malady. I just found it ironic, given the age of the Giants starting lineup.
One thing is for sure: we WILL be making trades. Let's just hope to god we're not trading Guzman for Tyler Walker.
Hah hah. I'm glad my Dad the Yankees fan is away on vacation - news of them signing Ponson would make him spit out his herbal tea. Guess they really are desperate for pitching, much more so than the Dodgers, even.
Abe Lincoln, who said `A house divided is a condominium,' never had a dinner"; "(Perennial presidential candidate) Jerry Brown, whose theme song is 'California, Here I Go,' never had a dinner."
One side note, from the Nats chat. One commenter who writes intelligently about the Nationals farm and knows folks working in the minor league clubs wrote these two comments:
"The Daryl Thompson inclusion may be the one thing to put on the backburner for three years down the road. Not promising anything but from what I have heard from folks in/outside the org, he is one to watch."
"Daryl Thompson is a pitching propsect recovering from shoulder surgery. From the folks I spoke with, they think he has a higher ceiling than verts/Balester/Hinckley. But (1) he's in Vermont and (2) TINSTAAPP"
What's kind of odd is guys like this kid and Bill Bray are sort of the folks that the Nationals really are supposed to be acquiring if they have any hope of building from within.
Remind me why Guzman is a top prospect? The only thing impressive about him right now is his 6-6 frame.
Dodgers lose the sim game 9-6. Billingsley pitched 4 innings and gave up 3 earned runs and was lifted for a pinch hitter in the top of the 5th, trailing 3-2. The Dodgers came back in the top of the 6th and took a 5-3 lead. Danys Baez relieved Odalis Perez in the bottom of the 6th after Perez gave up a leadoff single. Baez managed to give up a 3 run HR to the Cardinals weak hitting catcher Yadier Molina and the Cards took a 6-5 lead. The Cards scored 3 more times in the bottom of the 7th off of the Dodgers maligned bullpen making it a 9-5 game. The Dodgers scrapped for a single run in the 9th and Isringhausen came in to close the door. The Dodgers did manage to get 17 hits, 13 of them singles and 4 doubles. Furcal and Nomar led the team with 3 hits a piece. The Dodgers managed to keep Pujols and Rolen quiet, but the rest of the team went hog wild. The sim has been wrong alot recently, so let's hope the streak continues and the Dodgers actually win!! vr, Xei
True, but it's not as if Lopez and Kearns are old. They're both young AND good. Also, Im sure if Bowden is smart he'll get a really nice haul of prospects for Johnson, Guillen, and Soriano. He's really got a chance to have a Marlins-esque firesale here.
I was just thinking the same thing last night, after looking over Tampa Bays' roster.
vr, Xei
Its a list of all the active players that have slugged over .475 in AA/AAA as a 19 yr old in a min of 150AB.
Daric Barton (0.491) 2005 Midland Tex AA
Adrian Beltre (0.581)1998 San Antonio Tex AA
Juan Gonzalez (0.506) 1989 Tulsa Tex AA
Joel Guzman (0.522) 2004 Jacksonville Sou AA
Andruw Jones (0.675) 1996 Greenville Sou AA
Alex Rodriguez (0.654) 1995 Tacoma PCL AAA
Gary Sheffield (0.591) 1988 El Paso Tex AA
Gary Sheffield (0.561) 1988 Denver Amer AAA
B.J. Upton (0.519) 2004 Durham IL AAA
Delmon Young (0.582) 2005 Montgomery Sou AA
That's the first time I've ever heard that.
But he is putting up less than impressive numbers at a hitters paradise in AAA to say the least.
"The Dodgers moved Guzman off shortstop during the spring and gave him a callup earlier this season, but they still haven't figured out exactly how he fits into their plans. He needed at least one full year in Triple-A anyway. Guzman will develop 35- or 40-homer power, but he must work on his pitch recognition skills. It might help him progress if the Dodgers put him in a position and keep him there. With Andre Ethier and Matt Kemp looking like they can be counted on as regulars entering 2007, it might be that Guzman will become trade bait as the club seeks to win the NL West. Guzman has more offensive upside than any of the club's other prospects, but he'll probably spend a few years as a low-OBP slugger before fulfilling his potential."
Its been half a year, chill out.
183 D4P
You guys should really seek treatment for paranoia.
Does Ned know that?
exploratory shoulder surgery.
(http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=cnnsi-nlmidseasonrepo&prov=cnnsi&type=lgns)
How does a surprising Marlins team get an F? Why do the Dodgers get a C? The Mets were the only team to get an A out of the NL. Seems like a weird grading curve.
haha. Well, when your GM's favorite hobby is giving away prospects for bad players then you kind of have a right to be paranoid.
Which of course doesn't mean Kearns might not be flipped regardless.
I think they both are under control till 2008. Great, great deal for the Nats.
Lopez seems to have issues with his defense, so why didn't the Reds move him to second and let Phillips play his natural position? Seems like the same thing the Dodgers did with Jose Offerman.
the whole deal makes no sense. If they wanted bullpen help THAT badly couldn't they have done better than Majewski for guys like Lopez and Kearns? It really makes absolutely no sense to me.
absolutely. But we've all known from the get go that there was no way Soriano was staying a Nat the whole year.
Soriano. I think he goes anywhere that'll let him play second base.
...you kind of have a right to be paranoid.
Good, good. That is the first step of treatment. Admission of a problem.
another question, nate:
Where do both end up?
There's nothing inherently wrong with trading Lopez and Kearns, Lopez is overvalued at short thanks to his non-existant glove and Kearns is an injury risk. It's just that trading them for absolutely nothing is a really bad idea.
I know, and I agree. All I'm saying is that this deal is obviously for bullpen help...and while Kearns is an injury risk and Lopez doesn't have a glove I still can't imagine that they couldn't have done better than Majewski.
hmmmmm
soriano to the Angels, 5yrs 65 million
carlos lee to the Cubs, 5yrs 60 million
Interesting choice for Soriano...I kind of took the Angels out of it because of Kendrick.
That should get rid of him....
Alfonso Soriano - NY Mets 4 years /52MM
We're discussing Tim Hudson. But he keeps asking for Scott Elbert and I keep giving him the middle finger.
$Thirteen million = $.013G
Nosing around Baseball Almanac site, noticed Joe Morgan's picks in various categories, circa 1998. Among them, his top 10 "future stars."
Among those: Nomar #2, Jose Cruz Jr #4....
Vladimir Guerrero
Nomar Garciaparra
Alex Rodriguez
Jose Cruz, Jr.
Derek Jeter
Andruw Jones
Scott Rolen
Edgardo Alfonzo
Shawn Estes
Neifi Perez
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/legendary/limorgp.shtml
Nosing around Baseball Almanac site, noticed Joe Morgan's picks in various categories, circa 1998. Among them, his top 10 "future stars."
Notable among those, FWIW: Nomar #2, Jose Cruz Jr #4....the list:
Vladimir Guerrero
Nomar Garciaparra
Alex Rodriguez
Jose Cruz, Jr.
Derek Jeter
Andruw Jones
Scott Rolen
Edgardo Alfonzo
Shawn Estes
Neifi Perez
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/legendary/limorgp.shtml
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