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The Dodger record for players used in a single season is 55 by the 1944 Brooklyn team. (You remember them, don't you?) In Los Angeles, the record is 53 by the 1998 squad, featuring Mike Metcalfe, Will Brunson and Manuel Barrios.
The 2006 Dodgers are up to 45 players with Julio Lugo's debut tonight, and Greg Maddux will make it 46. In-house candidates to put the Dodgers over the top, particularly as September pinch-hitters, pinch-runners, defensive replacements, spot starters and bullpen help, include:
47) Andy LaRoche
48) Delwyn Young
49) Greg Miller
50) Mark Alexander
51) Wilkin Ruan
52) ...
But the Dodgers would have to make further adjustments to their 40-man roster - and may need to be more aggressive with outside acquisitions. Can they do it???
Pitcher's pull off miracles.
It happens.
BTW, your "so you like winning more than losing. Tell me more." made me crack up.
As he should be.
The nascent Arthur Rhodes/Cory Lidle feud, by the way, is very entertaining.
That said, I'll still take the problems with FF over using a browser that is built into the OS.
It is, though I was also eager to read about Lidge's meltdown, but the link kept sending me to the Lidle/Rhodes deal.
What the heck happened with Lidge?
Definition of slow motion: watching Garret Anderson score from first.
Short reliever
Betemit is an upgrade over furcal.
Betemit is not an upgrade over kent when healthy.
I could live with Betemit and Kent up the middle instead of Furcal and Betemit, but getting rid of Furcal and relying on Kent scares me.
Exaggerating, sort of.
Has Joe never heard of the 0-0 game? I did some checking and no team in history has ever won a 0-0 game.
And to answer Jon's question, I don't who the other call-ups would be, but it sure would be fun to see Scott Elbert come up for a few innings. Doubtful it would happen. Possibly Kuo, too. I'd bet on Bellorin because they would want another catcher. Got a month to figure this out though.
Or they were 16 years old.
In the LA Times Friday, they explained how FSN trims games for time. It's actually done in Houston. The key thing is that they can't cut out an inning that has a big sponsored ad in it, like the AFLAC trivia question or the dopey text message poll. If the inning doesn't have something like that in it, then they can get rid of it. But if it does, since the sponsor paid for it, the sponsor is entitled to have those things shown repeatedly.
As usual, Texas is to blame. (My most disliked state.)
Again in the 7th, two on and nobody out and Eithier swinging at the first pitch. We got lucky with Freel, very lucky with Clayton.
A win is a win. I'll take them any way they come. I want Houston to sweep too!
I was also quite peeved. Changed from the Angel game to the replay just to catch the 3rd inning and next thing I know the Reds are batting and Charlie is giving us the rundown on what I missed again.
An enjoyable game, though. The first guy I saw sitting there when I walked into the dugout was Maddux. I have to say, he looks right at home in a Dodger uniform.
Had nice little interviews with Ethier, Repko, Saenz, and Steve Lyons. I found myself breaking Jerome Holtzman's rule about the press box when that ball went off Ryan Freel's glove. I spit out half a "Yesss!" before catching myself. I don't think anyone heard me.
I may try and do a running DT commentary from the ballpark (a DT first?) if I get the chance tomorrow.
But New Hampshire and (especially) the Dakotas rock.
And then the Delawarians keep saying "We were the first state! We were the first state!"
Bah! Fie! Go peddle your blue hens elsewhere Delaware.
BYW, I spent a good part of yesterday looking for clips of Ned on TV to see if its a toupe and I couldn't tell. How are some here so sure?
Is that somewhere in Canadia?
Any thoughts as to whether we can actually trade Cruz or will he be released. He still can hit the lefties and has a little power left. I may have liked to have traded Ledee instead of releasing Cruz. I had heard that there was some interest from the Yankees in Ledee.
I really hope not. And some things I don't understand, when a rookie makes an occasional error, or a rookie pitcher has high pitch counts, but still gets the job done, why are they bashed so much harder then when mediocre veteran's make errors, or like tonight, when Sele has a mediocre start (but gets a win, with a low pitch count).
Why is this so?
51 - We know Ned is serious about winning, so what adjective really belongs there. If he were "smart" about winning? "Sensible?"
They have the gall to build this road that's like 8 miles long and call it "The Delaware Turnpike," which enables them to charge people an arm and a leg to drive on it.
Delaware is the bureaucratic equivalent of the menacing troll that charges you to cross the bridge.
That being said, the Dodgers don't appear to be in a hurry to send down Billingsley - otherwise Cruz would still be here.
So no, you can bet that if Billingsley throws six shutout innings, he will not get bumped for his pitch count or any other reason.
But now we are tied for 3rd, 4 games back.
Tell Sam to keep the Nats going against the other West teams.
No love lost between those two teams.
Least Favorite State: Florida- can't stand the humidity
Favorite City: Toronto (In the U.S.): Seattle
Least favorite city: Portland or New York. I also hate Vancouver.
I've never been to Mexico, but I've been Canada many times. I've been to almost every state on the East Coast.
Who the heck hates Portland, OR? Jeff Kent, yes, but Portland...?
74 - Never been to Vancouver or Portland, but they have the reputation of being very livable and nice cities. Surprised to see them on your hated list??? As for hating Florida for humidity, have you ever been to Dallas or Houston anywhere near summer. It is as bad as Florida.
Worst city - Tacoma or Stockton
Best state - California
Worst state - Washington
Best country - USA
It depends where you go in Vancouver. Some parts are very nice and clean, but if you go a couple blocks down, you'll end up in the heroin capital of the world (I believe) and it's very dirty and run down in those parts.
I forgot to mention that Rhode Island is one of the coolest states around.
Hated cities? I found Salt Lake City unsettling: too clean and too orderly (everything seemed sorted by neat tidy quadrants). Admittedly I was only there for a weekend. The most depressing place, though, is Vegas at 10am on a Monday morning.
Once you've lived in a hot and humid place (like North Carolina), you grow to miss those gray days.
Worst City - Houston
Best State - Calfornia
Worst State - Texas/Florida (tie)
Best Country - Sweden
I just have a low tolerance for high hype v. reality players. Furkel was killing us, and yet, nobody in the media would ever point out that, yes, in fact, Furkel was killing us. Furkel has not beeen killing us lately, but then again, we are 51-55. If he continues to hit, then we'll see where he is. As it is, he only turned into a positive for the offense as of last week, and that simply is not enough to deserve those things which are said about him.
My opinion about Colletti vis a vis Furkel has not changed. He went and got the player he wanted, which one would think would be an unmitigated good, until one is watching Mark Hendrickson pitch every fifth day.
You Me and Dupree. I am considering a class action lawsuit to recover those two hours of my life. Suffice to say, wife and daughter have lost movie selection priviliges for a very long time. D-
My Super Ex-Girlfriend. Had a few funny moments. My expectations were pretty low so I wasn't horribly offended. Lots of sex jokes with a super hero. Not sure how they got Uma to do such a silly movie. A rental at best. C
Little Miss Sunshine. They tried to create the Napolean Dynomite/Best in Show feel. It was cute although the same gag of pushing the van got old after a while. Cast was really good.B
Plus, even if you did, there's no one there to raise them.
lol nice
(Apologies to anyone who lives in any of these... but then again, your town is really who should be apologizing to the rest of us...)
Amariilo, Texas
Banff, Alberta
Branson, Missouri
Houston, Texas
Midland, Texas
Odessa, Texas
Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Niagara Falls, Ontario
San Angelo, Texas
Waco, Texas (I used to have a friend there and every time I sent him a letter I'd address it to "Wacko, Texas" and he always received it. Some things are just universally understood.)
I saw Pirates of the Carribean II!
We rented "The Matador" over the weekend. I recommend it (for adults).
It is my favorite state (lived there half my life). I will be there next week.
I'll definitely be seeing Snakes on a Plane in a few weeks ;)
Heath Ledger. Joker. Discuss.
The last movie I saw was Wedding Crashers - I almost peed my pants.
Imagine Sam Peckinpah directing a Benny Hill episode (but with heart!) and you come close to describing something that's ultimately, well, indescribable.
I posted this in another thread, right before it died.
Regarding, Batman, Superman, Spiderman, etc. etc. etc.: It amazes me that moviemakers can keep making the same movies over and over and over, and people keep going to see them over and over and over.
Why come up with a new idea when you can make millions just rehashing the same one over and over and over?
I've been in Vegas a couple of days after New Years on a Monday or Tuesday morning. It's amazing how empty it feels after seeing the throng of people on New Years Eve.
The scrunt is the wolf like animal that has coarse grass as fur that stops the Narf and kills it before it catches the Eagle that comes down from the sky to take it back to the blue planet.
That would be - "The Village" - :) I think it had the most stunning visuals of his films. I also liked how it had obvious twists that distracted you from the big one at the end. Since you were really looking for the twist at that point...
Really, all of his films have been spectactular. Signs, which I tink is my least favourite of the five so far, was none-the-less a well concieved take on an alien invasion. I loved how the suspense kept building and you never saw the aliens. I also thought it was really creative to know that aliens were landing everywhere, but all you experienced was the perspective of one family - pretty much like what any catastrophy would feel like to someone in one.
Inside Man was orginal. Its just that it could have been told in about 20 mins and Jodie Foster's character was not at all believable.
Batman Begins is actually a lot better than you would expect. I didn't see it until I found myself without anything to do for a few hours, but I was surprised at how good it was.
I agree, alot of my friends dont like shyamalan's movies but I am a huge fan and Lady in the water was no different.
In terms of big-budget studio stuff, especially action and superhero stuff, what makes me interested in the project are the writer and director. When the studio picks a strong director -- like Chris Nolan -- you get BATMAN BEGINS. When they pick someone weaker, you get FANTASTIC FOUR.
Forget to send in your wife's car registration and then have her car get towed when she is in a store with the kids (well, only one kid). Yep, old LAT is screwed (or not as the case may be).
Ouch, blame it on Texas, or Delaware
Or Rio
Lately, with all these great rookie pitchers, I've been wondering how many were passed up by the Dodgers.
which pitchers are you referring to?
Dodgers take player x in the 3rd round.
Who were the next five or ten players taken?
How do those players compare 3, 4, and 5 years down the road?
Thanks for the answer. I don't have a problem with overhyped players since that is not of their making. Given a major league history it is not to terribly difficult to figure out what an offensive players production is going to be over a 162 game season. Offensively Furcal is doing what was expected, if that is dissapointing to you so be it. I expected much more from him on the defensive side but that was because of a defensive metric and not from watching him on a daily basis. My brother who worked for the Braves warned me he was a defensive disaster but I just figured that was because he saw him as a kid and never gave him a chance after he got better but I'm a bit leery about the defensive performance. It has gotten better so that I'm not cringing on any ball hit to him but my confidence is still not very strong.
Liriano- international signing
Cain- first round 25th pick in 2002 draft. Dodgers picked James Loney 19th and Greg Miller 31st.
I did the same thing several years ago and my wife was frisked by the LAPD after rolling through a stop sign. Any particular reason why you'd frisk a 5 Ft, 50 year old woman over a late registration other then the fact she is Mexican? Needless to say my stay in the doghouse went on for quite a while.
Not fair to Pedro, he wasn't a 3b and was just trying to help out. Izzy did spoil us in regards to Furcal but so did the defensive metrics that showed Furcal to be a better defensive player then Izzy. When the eyes tell you the obvious you start questioning defensive metrics.
WWSH
My favorite city is Los Angeles, to tell the truth. I love driving around and going on food hunts. I was near MacArthur Park yesterday and I dropped by Langer's for a pastrami sandwich.
I understand the sentiment toward all the Texas hate, but it's a great state. One of the few places in this country with a strongly defined sense and pride of place. Austin is a great city, San Antonio is pretty cool, and there are about 500 great small towns to stop in for BBQ or Tex Mex or Chicken Fried Steak while your passing through.
Least favorite state is Nevada - a big nuclear test site/waste dump, with a mall/gambling theme park stuck in the middle.
As far as planets go, i'm partial to earth.
I don't know if you saw the post I left for you last week but Vicki Toushingham (sp?) at BHCC passed away last week. I think she was one of the people you asked about in connection with Gene.
128. I was thinking of going with the "I didn't forget, I lost it at Del Mar opening day." Probably not a good idea.
Anyway, if I have helped one person here remember to pay his wife's car registration well then it will have been worth it. (Well no, not really at all).
Long as I am destined to live on a deserted glacier the rest of my life, I might as well confess Honolulu is one of my least favorite places. I had a case there a few years back and had to fly every other week for six months. Boy, did that get old in a hurry. As a guy wakling around by myself at night I couldn't go five feet without being propositioned by a hooker. Not to mention if I never see another ABC Store it won't be too soon. Although the guy who owns those places must be printing money.
Thanks again. I'm impressed you remembered it from the depths of your doghouse. ;)
'Course, I could say the same about LA; back in the mid-80s I was flying back and forth every other week and staying in Century City. Fortunately I had a rental car for weekends to get away from there. ;)
Hey, have you gotten to El Nopal yet?
I think Vicki Bonde may be the same person. VickiTushingham had been with Gene since the he bought the place. I will ask tomorrow.
On diffrent note: randon observation: The World is Not Enough is on. Not a very good Bond movie but Sophie Marceau is very sexy.
Growing up in a military family and moving every 18 months - 2 years, I got bitten by the travel bug early. In my experience kids who grow up like that either love travel or hate it; there's no middle ground.
Once I was on my own I lived in Japan for a couple of years, then on Kwajalein, then Hawai'i. Went to Europe for a month on an AMEX bus once, then back a couple of years later to Edinburgh. My vacations tend to be of the "rent a car and go" type, and I've done that all over Oregon, Washington, Ca., and New Mexico.
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All very true, and none of which excuses Texas from being the worst state. And regarding those 500 small towns: About the only thing you want to stop there for is the food, and even then not unless your skin is pretty pale.
Lest you think me a curmudgeon, I present another list.
10 great things about Texas:
1. Austin
2. Buddy Holly, Roy Orbison, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Willie Nelson, Janis Joplin, Lyle Lovett, Alejandro Escovedo, Tom Russell, Norah Jones. Without Texas, there would be no rock and roll. (And I mean that quite literally, since every Robert Johnson recording was made there.)
3. El Paso, safest large city in the United States
4. Longhorn football
5. The Menger Hotel in San Antonio
6. Don Haskins
7. Santa Elena Canyon in Big Bend National Park
8. Molly Ivins and Ann Richards
9. The L&J Cafe in El Paso
10. Richard Linklater
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Finally a call came from Jim Hendry of the Chicago Cubs, making a last-ditch effort to move Maddux. Colletti wanted him, but was unwilling to part with the players Hendry requested power-hitting prospects Matt Kemp and Andy LaRoche.
Unbelievable, these GMs are insane!
The ball n' chain's family is from Childress, so I would be in mighty big trouble if she didn't make number one on my personal best of the worst list.
Ned needs to replace Tampa with Chicago on his speed dial.
If I was a GM I would always ask for the best prospect. They're always going to say no but they can't blame you for asking.
In fact, I kind of wonder how those conversation go.
Bowden: "Alright Flanders, I'll send you Livan and Alfonso for Kemp, Laroche, Billingsly, Loney, Elbert and Kershaw."
Ned: "Only if you throw in Damian Jackson"
Krivski (Reds GM): Hey Jimmy, I need some middle relief help!
Bowden: Sure, but it'll cost you Felipe Lopez and Austin Kearns. I've always liked Felipe. I traded for him before left. And as you know, we drafted Austin when I was still with the Reds. You think I can get them?
Krivski: Sure, I just need me some middle relief.
Bowden: (Shocked and awed..) Tell you what, I'll throw in Clayton to even it out.
Krivski: IT'S A DEAL..
Can you blame a GM for shooting for the moon when something like the Nats-Reds deal happens?
I think he was DFA'ed so he could be moved off the 40 man roster. He has a sprained knee and hasnt played in a month. I guess the Red Sox could have 60-day DL'ed him, but there might be a chance he'll come to play. But it appears that they just really needed the roster spot on the 40 man, and keeping an injured guy on it didnt make sense.
Not the past couple of days it hasn't. Yesterday weather.com told me it was "96° (feels like 109°)." Yikes!
That said, RI is usually a quite pleasant place to live. Way better than Delaware.
Most hated city? Probably Newark, NJ. I don't much like NYC much either, but then, I'm a small town boy.
Jonathan Broxton usually wows people with his 98-mph fastball. Last week, he had an opportunity to show off his 350-yard drives at Trump National Golf Club.
Wow!
Also, G.Miller apparently came off the DL and had a couple of good appearances, but I haven't seen any thing for a couple of days.
I know I'm supposed to hate Gary Sheffield, but I don't. I've always secretly rooted for him, even on the yankees. Anyhow, good Gary on display at Bronx Banter.
I can attest that Branson, Mo., is indeed a hole.
The Nationals took one series from the Dodgers 2-1 and were swept in the other.
Were four-game swept by the Rockies at RFK
Were three game swept by the Pads at RFK.
Have swept 5 games from the Giants, home and away.
One more series against Colo and Pads.
Two series still to come against AZ.
To look at it another way, out of the six Nationals' series so far against the NL West, the Nationals have been swept three times (LA, SD, CO), have swept twice (SF, SF - but with a game still to play today), and split one (LA).
For the record, that list about good things in Texas was also deeply flawed, as El Paso is a hole, and Longhorn football is almost as insufferable as Crimson Tide football, plus I can never respect a program where Major Applewhite was constantly overlooked for Chris Simms. Even with all that, I hate Georgia much more than I hate Texas.
You mean you didn't enjoy El Paso's Little Montevideo district?
I've hated almost all of M Night Shamalelylelaln's movies. Sixth sense was OK, but it was so obvious. When the kid (who just drunkenly wrecked his car in La Canada the other day) said "I see dead people" I wanted Willis to say "you talkin to me?"
The Village made me want to destroy my TV it was so awful. The last movie that made me that mad was Good Will Hunting.
Favorite cities:
1. San Francisco (minus the sports teams)
2. Chicago
3. Boston
4. Annapolis
5. Mexico City
Least favorite:
1. Reno
2. Allentown
3. Tijuana
4. Easton N.J. (a long story)
5. Sacramento
190. That's a pretty decent list on both sides, the only city I disagree with is Mexico City.
Thus Joel Guzman is described in today's LAT. I'm going to venture a guess and say that this is the first time a ballplayer has ever been described as snooty. I love it.
I would give much money to find out what players besides Guzman were on the second list.
From the same article:
Furthermore, Colletti reasoned that the only way to justify trading Izturis was to obtain Lugo.
Because 4 shortstops are never enough...
1) Would only drink Pellegrino in the dugout
2) Didn't use neat's foot oil to break in his glove, but rather used the fluid from his teammates pineal glands
3) Insisted that everyone address him as "Your Lordship"
I liked Charleston too, mostly because of the great architecture in the downtown area and surrounding neighborhood. The waterfront park is nice too. You can watch wild dolphins swimming around less than 100 yards from the shore.
I'm off to do some real work, since everyone is opinionating, I'll play.
Best 5 Cities (North American Edition)
1. Chicago, IL
2. Santa Fe, NM
3. Portland, OR
4. Vancouver, BC
5. Denver, CO
Worst 5 Cities (Personal list, no offense intended)
1. Gary, IN
2. Bakersfield, CA
3. Las Vegas, NV
4. Sacramento, CA
5. Atlanta, GA
That reasoning is my biggest problem with the Lugo trade.
Bad premise, worse conclusion.
The last time my wife and I were leaving that fair city, we had the good fortune of having a bum vomit on our cab at a stop light. Give me Boise over that.
A couple of people mentioned Sacramento, which is pretty much the only place I ever get sent for work (being in government). There's nothing unpleasant about Sacramento, but the next time I find something fun to do there will be a first.
You'd definitely have to be hit by a high speed potato to think that any place in Idaho is worse than Fresno.
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