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You're the general manager. Your team is 50-50 on the season, in playoff contention but by no means a lock. It has had both lengthy winning streaks and losing streaks. Your manager tells you that you need to improve your team's chemistry.
You take a look at your team's starting lineup:
Benjamin Braddock, SS
Jim Stark, CF
Rabbit Angstrom, P
Sonny Crawford, RF
Jake Barnes, LF
Jay Gatsby, 3B
Randle P. McMurphy, 1B
Leopold Bloom, 2B
Holden Caulfield, C
What do you do?
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McMurphy, wasn't he better at basketball?
Man, you're really trying to whittle away the commenter pool here aren't you? ;-)
Love the Holden joke.
"Tinker and myself hated each other, but we loved the Cubs. We wouldn't fight for each other, but we'd come close to killing people for our team. That was one of the answers to the Cubs' success." Johnny Evers
Maybe that's commonly known but was news to me. Doesn't prove anything but they're almost the poster boys for teammates working well together.
BTW, is it me or did his death scene in GF II draw anything from Oswald's.
I'd try to dump Gatsby and see if Finny was on the trading block.
Another favorite story is how Ty Cobb knew that Walter Johnson was always afraid of hitting someone so he would get as close as he could to the plate so maybe Johnson would throw it on the outer half.
I think we just need to add somebody to lighten the mood, but we're not talking about Carrot Top here. That would rub this group the wrong way. (What a phoney.) Somebody who can both empathize and externalize some of our issues. Lenny Bruce?
http://tinyurl.com/fq4ca
Here's what I was referring to:
Who is he anyhow, an actor?"
"No."
"A dentist?"
"...No, he's a gambler." Gatsby hesitated, then added
cooly: "He's the man who fixed the World Series back in
1919."
"Fixed the World Series?" I repeated.
The idea staggered me. I remembered, of course, that
the World Series had been fixed in 1919, but if I had thought of it at all I would have thought of it as something that merely happened, the end of an inevitable chain. It never occurred to me that one man could start to play with the faith of fifty million people--with the singlemindedness of a burglar blowing a safe.
"How did he happen to do that?" I asked after a minute.
"He just saw the opportunity."
"Why isn't he in jail?"
"They can't get him, old sport. He's a smart man."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
16 Whilst googling around for St Olaf, I came across this:
http://apps.carleton.edu/athletics/index.php3
The Carleton Knights who played St Olaf's here:
http://apps.carleton.edu/athletics/?sport=255&module=event&id=165345
Those two are usually pretty good at putting a positive spin on miserable circumstances.
vr, Xei
How would this team do against the Algonquin Round Tablers? Would they have a tinker's chance? Ever?
I'll wait for the laughter.
28 Dang. I was going to use Santiago as a suggestion for manager. He seems to be from the Felipe Alou mold.
The last bunch got me thinking-how do Repko and Loney compare defensively as right fielders. I have to give it to Repko for his outfield experience. But it is interesting to note that both these guys carry a cannon for an arm. I remember once when this coupled with Repko's enthusiasm and he almost thruogh it over the backstop.
I actually did this a few times when I had a good arm, and a finite backstop(prob. Babe Ruth ball.)
This is one of those extra's that makes Loney so attractive as a first base man.
He has all the FB attributes, and others you might not expect.
But he could call me Ishmael.
Okay some potentially bad news for Halo fans, Santana got hit on the knee with a line drive off Michaels in the first inning and was taken out of the game, no report on condition but it did not look good.
Gil Gamesh should be the pitcher.
Could you please stop interrupting our discussion with actual baseball related observations? Jeez!
I'm thinking I will because who wants to hurry to get to Dodger Stadium just to get a towel?
33 Ishmael it is.
1) like Moe Green
2) as I lived, wearing a green shirt, a catcher's mask, and dancing the can can.
Radley is a little too quiet for my tastes. I think someone needs to light a fire under him.
Or call up Patrick Bateman from the Manhattan affiliate?
I hear the Giants have hired Bugs Meany to be their GM.
Sounds like Armstrong is often burnt by the base on balls.
McMurphy, Bloom, Gatsby, Barnes, and Braddock for Who, What, Why, I Don't Know, and I Don't Give A Darn.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Still_from_Baseball_Bugs.jpg
The requirements for each group were, in order, 6'3"+ and over 205 pounds; 6'3" and no more than 170 pounds; 5'10" or less and more than 205 pounds; and 5'10" or under and 170 pounds or less.
http://www.hardballtimes.com/main/article/does-size-matter/
Hurray for the little guy!
Sports Nut: "Honey, the Dodgers Are Coming Over" http://www.slate.com/id/2147503
The categories weren't chosen very strategically, as they leave out quite a few combinations of height and weight.
As Jacob L could attest, I wouldn't be clued in as to what kids read today.
But Bloom hasn't been right since Blazes Boylan sang the national anthem before a game last week.
("Jerry, that's in Sweden")
Everyone else comes from a book that has been made into a film at one time or another (although I think Rebel Without a Cause was an original screenplay...?)
Not that I have ever seen Ulysses the movie, but it exists.
same here brother, I love reading DT thouhg.
That and Kramer yelling "Ay, mucho trafico!"
SS: Artful Dodger (Oliver Twist)
CF: Robinson Crusoe
3B: Aragorn (LotR)
LF: MacBeth
RF: Alex (A Clockwork Orange)
1B: Victor Frankenstein
2B: Heathcliff (Wuthering Heights)
C: Winston Smith (1984)
P: Zaphod Beeblebrox (HHGttG)
Like last night,I feel we need to get to this guy while we can.
Furcal's been leading off with extra bases very often.
I'm brining Billy Pilgrim up from AAA to play second; I know Plaschke thinks he has makeup issues, but I think he can hold it together and, in the end, transcend.
I hate to lose McMurphy, but I'm trading him and Caulfield to Chicago for Studs Lonigan and Carl Sandburg. Lonigan was mdae to play first base, and I think big-shouldered yet cerebral Sandburg will be our catcher for ten years.
Finally, I agree that Gatsby's a faker. Maybe if we put him on waivers he'll charm someone into biting. Think that Odysseus fella's got one more good year in him? I know he's a journeyman, but . . .
Jon Meloan article!
Can Santiago from Old Man and the Sea be our manager?
That's like throwing chum in front of hungry sharks.
Kent took a pitch. Did we like that better?
I know there have been some mentions of Cheryl Tiegs sightings last night. I was at the game and she actually threw out the first pitch and then was involved in some late inning contest. So she was there in "official capacity".
Sorry to say it but Father time is apparently her Daddy.
148 I think you are close to right. Although as long as Bills gets the results he has, I think he would get at least two consecutive disasters to get sent dowm.
I like how most of the prospects are as old as me.
Even if the ump is squeezing him some, this is pathetic. How long is this going to go on?
Watching Billz pitch is the kind of thing that turns off casual baseball watchers.
That, or he's just not a very good pitcher at this point in his career.
Why not just bat Sullivan 9th?
Because Barmes should be batting there...?
no. but he is this game. and i dont think someone who is "watching" on gameday can make an accurate statement if he is or isn't.
yea i saw that. ive been to busy (drunk) to really do my mock birthday party for him today.
I thought that's who jon was talking about.
"don't jump on me!"
However, pitchers have to be able to deal with umpires' varying strike zones. Billingsley allegedly has good "stuff," so at some point he needs to trust that stuff and just throw it over.
"How ever did the Dodgers get Wilson Betemit for Danys Baez"
I'm a big Wilber fan, but he's no Betemit.
I was just thinking the same thing. It is something how Chad can get himself in so much trouble with so little damage. That must say something for his stuff. I think there is a lot of reason to believe he will be great... at some point.
Apparently the umpire isnt affecting Jason Jennings. He hasnt walked anyone.
Jennings has better control than Billingsley. He's also not a rookie.
Keeping him out there for the heart of the Rockies order in the 5th is an unwise maneuver.
I can't get into criticizing our pitchers, who only give up one run in the first half of a game, when in the last two games the only people able to bat in a run have been Lowe and Lofton. I'm afraid this streakiness could be due to having too many people with a herd mentality.(ie. if they can't hit him, I can't.)
In that sense Chad reminds me a lot of Kaz Ishii, although I certainly am not equating the two.
What I find the most frustrating is that Chad isn't getting hit -- he's allowing fewer than one hit per inning pitched. If he could just his control under control (ha) he could one of the nastiest rookie arms around.
Obviously, Chad has a ton of potential and figures to play a huge role in the Dodgers' future, but we also need him to contribute now. It would be helpful if he could start to figure this out.
I think that he isnt getting hit might be due to some luck. Its amazing his ERA is as low as it is, considering all of his peripherals. He really hasnt pitched well at all this year, except for the Marlins game.
If they dont, they are burning Drew awfully early.
Lets nickname him the Truth.
I don't think Billingsley's success in preventing hits is due to much luck at all; he's been very consistent. He's only once allowed as many as seven hits in a start, and that was on June 26th, eight starts ago (counting tonight).
I doubt its enough but we have time.
That has nothing to do with what each may become in the future, its simply a present day assessment of each one.
Billingsley isnt a very good pitcher right now.
http://www.modbee.com/sports/story/12569439p-13279616c.html
2.14 G/F ratio (and now) 9 GIDP
BJ is a flyball pitcher who doesn't strike anyone out and really doesn't have any above average pitches.
I like them too, but for some reason I think of them as more of a "winter" drink, with margaritas being the "summer" counterpart
Margaritas on the rocks are much easier to make than the frozen version
The offense? :)
i dunno, probably around 3. i took a break after i did a spa sesh. but the night is young and im a loser because im in my buddies room watching the dodger game and talking to you guys while the whole world is out in the living room with loud music.
my devotion to the dodgers runs THAT deep.heh
If i was drunk enough, i would think you are trying to tell us you have "special powers" or something.
Infielder Ramon Martinez will sign autographs Monday at the Valu Plus in Baldwin Park from 1-2 p.m.
And my, didn't Sele show Billingsley how to be a good pitcher, per JoeyP. He didn't walk anybody and struck out 2 in one inning. Who cares if he ERA for the game stands at 9.00?
And my, didn't Sele show Billingsley how to be a good pitcher, per JoeyP. He didn't walk anybody and struck out 2 in one inning. Who cares if he ERA for the game stands at 9.00?
Sele got the ground ball but it found the hole. Oh boy. 1st and 2nd.
Wow, and I used to swim in Whiskey-town lake...!
yep. with a murder rate of... 1 since its conception.
That perked me a little bit. Now prove me wrong and win this mama.
heh my alma mater.
Hey Marty, I looked up that Cable Car and it sounded so good, I went and made myself one. Had to replace the Orange Curacao with Triple Sec but should be right.
Not bad! Cheers!
I am trying to give these quirks up, because I know they are irrational, but no matter what I can't shake the feeling that something I'm doing is changing the game somehow. A sort of baseball butterfly effect.
Anyway, part of my recovery from these habits includes occasional viewing of a movie called "Frequency." It's about a guy who is able to communicate over a ham radio with his late father, decades in the past, so that he can try and save his dad's life. He is only able to convince his father that he is a voice from the future by predicting the exact events of a baseball game. As a result of his meddling, events are altered irreparably and catastrophe ensues, which is the case in all time-travel movies. But the baseball games remained a constant, fixed in stone. No matter how differently people acted, the events in baseball games were entirely unaffected.
I think we should all take heart in the constancy of baseball, and its independence from the desires and thoughts of its fans, or else come November we'll be blaming ourselves for what will most likely be another season without a world championship.
276- Yeah, you might be right about that. I'll get some blue curacao for next time.
We now have our 3rd starter in the game with the actualy starter having the fewest careers starts.
Brett Tomko no.
I have a comment on Billingsley. Many things trouble me about Billz, but one thing I'd like to bring up is that he was only topping out at 91. He was throwing 89-90 for the most part all night. I thought it may have been a slow gun, but Bretty was hitting 94.
They dont deserve to win.
So um yeah.
If I were gay......
LOL
McCourt should send Hurdle a check.
I'm really beginning to belive Hurdle is worse than both Tracy and Dusty.
Clint Hurdle should be putting the tags on.
I can't believe Ethier, a lefty, is batting .356 versus lefties. That's pretty amazing.
Boy, King looks happy, huh?
vr, Xei
i didnt type it 10 times. i promise!
Ray King gets kicked out of the game for looking at the umpire...
Some of these umpires have bigger egos than the players
Ah, here's Saito again. Come on, Sammy-san, don't blow this one.
Way to hold the lead.
WHA...??
Do the Dodgers just not want to play 9th innings any more? They do know there are 9 innings in a game right?
Sounds like Repko did make a good throw to Kent and Kent misfired. But what's up with Saito lately? I'm a little worried...
Well, if anything can spark the team up again, it'd be a walkoff in the bottom of the ninth.
Might as well play the guy all you can for the 8 weeks you have him.
Repko is once again an automatic out.
Meanwhile, Lugo came one pitch from being an Honorary Jason, but he avoided his fate.
Way to go after that 2-0 pitch and win this game.
Thumbs up to Lugo for starting this rally.
Nighty nite folks.
Ya gotta give K-lo some love tonight, his hitting was on and he came through in the clutch.
When was the last time we were in first place...?
Whoohoo! First place.
It could have been close, but it was a bad throw from left, on the first base side of home that got past yorvit
I say we argue about Billingsley's walks, a popular topic
Or... I think I'm going to bed. Night all!
That explains the Cubs juggernaught - it's all that speed they have.
vr, Xei
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/nl/rockies/2005-09-12-hurdle-family-cover_x.htm
Btw, in the "Nice try, no cigar dept.", from tonight's game:
http://tinyurl.com/kld58
vr, Xei
2. The Pirates lost and have the worst record in the NL and 2nd worst in baseball
3. Geoff Blum has started the Padres last 7 games
4. We have Wilson Betemit and the Padres don't
Oh, happy day.
Two by Ethier
One by Kent
One by Drew
Nevertheless, the Dodgers are 6-3 when I attend.
What is strange is how much we owe to K. Lofton's bat this season. From the Babe on I thought hand eye coordination was the hardest thing. But Kenny is losing his ability to judge balls in the field, while hitting as well as he ever has.
Some nights he seems to be the only guy to hit in the clutch.
vr, Xei
Oh, and I would have scored that "hit" last night in the 9th as an error, not so much because no out was recorded at first, but because Lugo should have kept the ball in the infield. Betemit should have done the same tonight [and he was in the better position to do so]. But, hey, we all have our moments.
Oh, and underdog, it's Gamera all the way! Now if you had brought Godzilla's little one into the discussion, well, how does that movie go, with the Ichiro that we can like, calling Monster Island, calling Monster Island...see:
http://tinyurl.com/j5kbc
http://tinyurl.com/h9k7e
The team is also paying the remainder of Bloom's contract.
Time Warner On Demand is now available. Go to On Demand. click ok more On Demand go to local and then go to sports.
5 videos now available
1981 Game 5 NLCS the last 24 min of the game. starts in the top of the 9th inning
1981 NLCS postgame 5 after show
Another video about the 81 WS
A video about Fernando
intro video
The longest video is 37 minutes and the shortest 7 minuets.
Very cool to watch the nith inning of Gm 5 NLCS. Need to add more content down the road.
I don't think his opposite power is that big a deal, I just don't remember seeing it before. But, it is nice to see him be able to hit it out on a pitch away rather than relying on a pitch he can pull to right.
I'm glad to see that in almost every game K-Loft is exceeding my expectations for him on offense. I didn't think he would be a great addition to the team, but am happy to admit that I underestimated him.
His XBHs seem to be hit to right field, but he flies out en masse to the opposite side.
414 - I failed to see any mention of why Repko had that ball hit over his head in the first place? Isn't the 9th when you play deep so a ball doesn't get over your head unless it's a homer? Once he knew it was over his head, he should have just played the carom of the fence and held the slow-footed Helton to two bases. Saito proceeded to strike out the next three.
Kudo to Lugo's eye in the 9th and the clutch hits by Raffy and K-Lo and of course Ethier who would have been the hero if not the 9th inning misplay. I will savor 1st place for night and gear up for the "Hated Ones".
Then again, I'm in San Diego.
Hope several prospects work out as well.
http://tinyurl.com/s7j3a
vr, Xei
Since the Trade deadline, the Padres have gone 3-6, the Dodgers 9-1.
I know Jon's earlier piece about the energy it takes to make a big move and how it takes a lot out of you, that is what will make the next few weeks important for the Dodgers, outside of the 3 games with the Marlins, they will be division teams in 12 out of those 15 games. If they can continue to win series, they should be in good shape.
The last time they won as many as 4 series in a row was in May when they won 6 series in a row on their way to a 7-1-1 record for a total of 20 wins out of 28 games.
Record in games I have attended 7-4, I have seen 13 Dodger home runs in those games.
By the All Star Break it was down to 2, it took them 10 or so days to tie it up and then just less than 4 weeks after they trailed by 7, they had a half game lead. Since then, they have lost 4 games off that and now trail the A's by 3 1/2 with a tough schedule ahead of them for the next 2 weeks or so.
The question will be, can they battle back and will their injuries and schedule allow them to climb back if they fall back anymore.
That's what I see for the Dodgers who climbed back much, much faster, will they now be able to win series and go 7 out of 10 for the next month or so, if they can do that, they should be in the playoffs for sure.
Here's how the evening went:
* Ran into a nasty wind/dust storm outside of Boise. Drove through a swirling sea of tumbleweeds, while Billingsley dealt with a cascade of walks. We both got out of the trouble safely.
* Hit a full-stop traffic jam in Nampa, with the entire interstate shut down due to construction. Meanwhile, Sele came out of the Dodger bullpen and gave up the tying run and many nailbiting moments. Each pitch he threw was as excruciating as the bumper-to-bumper traffic.
* Drove up into the Blue Mountains in eastern Oregon, the signal fading in and out. Ethier hits a homer to put the Dodgers up -- static -- Helton comes around to tie the game on a bad play by Repko, Kent, Betetmit -- static -- Lugo, Furcal, Lofton win the game, just in the nick of time before the station faded. A nice end to a very long drive.
I love the Dodgers. Good night from Baker City, Oregon.
No, never got the chance, though I saw other MST features. But, hey, if you can't poke fun at that certain genre of Japanese monster movies, then what can one poke fun at? And call it whatever one wants to call it, but one of the "wonders" of life is that one could truly enjoy such films when one was but a lad and now have a laugh at their expense. And maybe rather than some of the negative reviews I've read, some might consider instead that it was all genius, since some understood that we might watch their movie as enchanted little children and then grow up to watch it for laughs.
gibsonhobbs88:
Simply pray that we win each and every series from here on out. That should do it. And for some hope in the interim, both Lowe and Kent remarked on the same after last night's loss. So at least we know that two minds are running the right program.
The Brits will trample you :)
Good night everybody!
Not only perfect games. Replay the last few games. Everything that has gone wrong, the exact thing, has been immediately preceded by some comment from Vin to the opposite. One example is last night's comment on the previously stellar fielding. Then came, as in immediately, the ninth inning meltdown. Either that or I'm simply hallucinating.
http://tinyurl.com/ehhwj
vr, Xei
Werth says that Jim Tracy is a good manager to play for.
Furcal ss
Drew rf
Nomar 1b
Kent 2b
Ethier LF
Martin C
Betemit 3B
Lofton CF
That's a good lineup... but Lofton would probably throw a hissyfit.
1. The Beatles - Taxman
2. The Pretenders - Mystery Achievement
3. Otis Redding - Mr. Pitiful
4. Patti Smith - Kimberly
Drew also didn't seem to care for Tony La Russa's comments about him from "Three Days in August."
"He fit right in with the way we do rundowns," Little joked of Betemit. "He's a Dodger. He thought he could catch him and it looked like Olmedo [Saenz] trying to catch me in a footrace; he just couldn't quite do it."
He's funny ha-ha, whereas Jim Tracy was sometimes funny peculiar.
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/columns/story?id=2544250
The Mets, now that they have Ricky Ledee, apparently have the second best.
Again, I am not advocating in favor of it -- Wendlestedt was way over-reacting and Torrealba was peace-making -- but isn't it automatic when you touch an ump, no matter the circumstances ???
No, with umpires I don't think there is anything that is automatic. What you describe is certanly a general rule but far from a hard and fast one. Otherwise you would see a catcher pat one on the back after a joke and be suspended for 10 games.
A wry sense of humor tends to involve more twists of meaning of language.
Even then, I think you'll find that umpires' acts of discipline vary more than their strike zone. The stories I've heard from ballplayers are mind boggling. Some umps will bait players in ways you wouldn't believe, going as far as intentionally missing a call and then telling the player he's done so. I'm sure that's extreme but my understanding is that that type of behavior happens more than you might think.
Well then, you sir possess a dry/wry sense of humor.
Matt Kemp cumlative stats(ML/AAA/AA):
.314/.382/.519**
He has 28 Doubles, 6 Triples and 15 HR's in 414 PA's. Throw in 25 for 28 in sb's just for fun.
My humor tends to by dry. Wry never works for me, although I wish it did.....
**I had to approximate OBP since I couldn't pull all the components from his minor league numbers.
cr
I consider myself a five tool humorist.
I do need to attempt to be fair however and remember how tough a job they have. Their calls must be made from imprecise information (no, I'm not in favor of instant replay) and must be immediately rendered. The only time they ever hear about it is when they are deemed wrong by others who have far less precise information.
It is when they over step their limits (like Wendlestedt last night and the baiting Greg discusses), and their job does have limits, that they need to have the public accountibility.
You have plus irony and can play on words for both giggles and guffaws.
But your spit-takes will need to develop.
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