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2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
Okay, I admit it. I'm not feeling the pregame tension I should be feeling with the postseason on the line and two weeks to go. I'm not grasping the disappointment I'll feel if the Dodgers miss the playoffs or the elation I'll feel if they make it. I know both of those emotions are out there, but they just aren't penetrating yet.
When the game starts, when the stakes are right there in front of me, I think it'll hit. I'm not made of stone, after all.
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One thing for sure, they won't lose because of my lack of attention- I'll be watching every pitch!
And Tomko had pithed so badly lately that Little will give him very little participation in crucial moments in this series...
{whistles}
{hums quietly to self}
La, la, la, I'm not listening...
Actually, I'm just bitter because I can't watch the games this weekend on TV. :-(
Amen to D-Rat from me, too. Everything you said, except I wish you hadn't brought up the Brian Johnson-town massacred, I'd almost purged that memory from my brain.
Remember, the Padres front office is sabotaging the season so they can clean house this winter.
Maybe thats why you are quite feeling much yet.
That game made me feel like Gary Bennett before he went on the DL this year.
ESPN is looking into whether it would be legal to immediately transfer Brandon Webb to the Giants "in the best interests of baseball."
I suppose I would have been unhappy if the 2004 Beltre team got booted that last weekend. But it was pretty obvious how thin the talent on that team was. This team seems to have more going for it.
Neither was Gagne at the end of games.
I do prefer this year's model.
DODGERS 10TH: BECK REPLACED BERRYHILL (PITCHING); Piazza singled
to right; Karros singled to left [Piazza to second]; Mondesi
singled to right [Piazza to third, Karros to second]; Zeile was
called out on strikes; MURRAY BATTED FOR OSUNA; Murray grounded
into a double play (second to catcher to first) [Piazza out at
home]; 0 R, 3 H, 0 E, 2 LOB. Dodgers 5, Giants 5.
The three Dodger singles in that inning came in reverse order of speed. The slowest guy got on first (Piazza), then the not quite as slow guy (Karros), followed by the guy who could run like the wind at the time (Mondesi).
I don't know if Zeile even swung the bat.
You just ate sushi, and you're feeling negative? I know it's expensive, but c'mon! It's sushi!
I love sushi but my laziness got the best of me. I could have gone to the place about 15mins away and get everything for half price since it was happy hour but instead i went to the one down the street like 1 min away for full price.
Someone's channeling my late mother here. That woman was never optimistic about the outcome of a sporting event in her life.
A Pat Burrell slam in the first was all the scoring for the Phils.
The Marlins won to stay somewhat relevant.
I have one for him, " I Ate The Baby"
Any others?
All I remember of that was the double play. Any reason why they didn't have a pinch-runner for Piazza?
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I'll bet she was right a lot, too.
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Who are the DTers rooting for to get the wild card (assuming the Dodgers win the west, of course)? Me, I want the Phillies. I've always had a soft spot for them, don't like the Giants, Padres, or Reds, and don't care one way or another about the Tuna.
Carver was dead so he couldn't say anything about it. But when I finally got past all that, I liked the movie.
Nice play by old friend Cody Ross, coming in at Web Gem #4.
Man, I hope the game doesn't last that long.
Good theory, but isn't Nomar a counter-example?
I don't think Russell sent in a runner for Piazza because he wanted to make sure he had his best hitter in the game if it went longer. Mike Piazza in 1997 was a beast. The backups were Tom Prince and Henry Blanco. There weren't many fast guys on the bench. Wilton Guerrero and Garey Ingram were already in the game.
The pinch runner would either have been a pitcher or ... Paul Konerko!
28 I might believe your theory when Lugo, Ham, and Tomko get six game rests.
Interesting.
I never see UCLA versions of them. But then again, I can't picture anyone buying them.
Pauley Pavilion does not lend itself to tailgating.
I should have thought about that.
The ambience of Lot 8 leaves much to be desired.
They got a lot of momentum afer they traded for Wells.
I don't think it works well.
I believe at the end of July, Buster Olney thought the Dodgers got momentum from acquiring Maddux and Betemit.
There's a lot of momentum going around. Someone needs to check with Sir Isaac Newton to send what's going.
Is there a Fourth Law of Baseball Motion that I didn't learn about?
vr, Xei
Didn't the little probe pop out?
I think Kemp/Ethier have been replaced by Lofton/Marlon.
Bob Timmermann Quixotic Battle #652, all rights reserved.
what a conundrum!
We all have our windmills at which we decide to tilt.
1.(sometimes initial capital letter) resembling or befitting Don Quixote.
2.extravagantly chivalrous or romantic; visionary, impractical, or impracticable.
3.impulsive and often rashly unpredictable.
Do you have a link to your list of Quixotic Battles? :)
There is not enough server space.
Thank you.
He may take it.
OK, JoeyP, you're on.
That will probably not go well.
How about "noteworthy?"
Use euphemisms. It might help.
about 3 times. thanks. you ruined everything.
A 3rd run might be all the team needs tonite.
A 3rd run might be all the team needs tonite.
Yes, everything is A-OK.
my house to meet them at their house to go out.
baseball before friends right?
I share Xeifrank's attitude.
Except Kent is playing first.
Yet this guy has been many, many teams. He must be so undesirable for something(maybe his pugnatious marshal arts, or maybe just BO or something) that most teams seem hardly able to wait to get rid of him.
Rudy Seanez gets hurt A LOT.
Protect us all from the man with the hex.
That was for you, Herman.
Telepathic?
I dont think its their nite.
Selected by Cleveland Indians in the 4th round of the free-agent draft (June 2, 1986
- signed June 7, 1986).
Traded by Cleveland Indians to Los Angeles Dodgers in exchange for Dennis Cook and
Mike Christopher (December 10, 1991).
Traded by Los Angeles Dodgers to Colorado Rockies in exchange for Jody Reed
(November 17, 1992).
Granted free agency (July 16, 1993).
Signed by San Diego Padres (July 22, 1993).
Released by San Diego Padres (November 18, 1993).
Signed by Los Angeles Dodgers (January 14, 1994).
Granted free agency (October 15, 1996).
Signed by New York Mets (January 14, 1997).
Sent to Kansas City Royals by New York Mets for future considerations (May 30, 1997).
Granted free agency (October 17, 1997).
Signed by Atlanta Braves (December 15, 1997).
Granted free agency (November 2, 1999).
Signed by Atlanta Braves (December 12, 1999).
Granted free agency (October 30, 2000).
Signed by San Diego Padres (February 25, 2001).
Traded by San Diego Padres to Atlanta Braves in exchange for a player to be named
later (August 31, 2001); San Diego Padres received Winston Abreu (September 6,
2001).
Granted free agency (November 5, 2001).
Signed by Texas Rangers (February 1, 2002).
Granted free agency (October 28, 2002).
Signed by Texas Rangers (December 15, 2002).
Released by Texas Rangers (May 3, 2003).
Signed by Boston Red Sox (May 6, 2003).
Released by Boston Red Sox (July 29, 2003).
Signed by Chicago Cubs (August 2, 2003).
Released by Chicago Cubs (October 15, 2003).
Signed by Kansas City Royals (February 12, 2004).
Traded by Kansas City Royals to Florida Marlins in exchange for Abraham Nunez (July
31, 2004).
Granted free agency (October 28, 2004).
Signed by San Diego Padres (November 24, 2004).
Granted free agency (October 27, 2005).
Signed by Boston Red Sox (December 20, 2005).
Released by Boston Red Sox (August 28, 2006).
Signed by San Diego Padres (August 31, 2006).
Oh well... Just win.
Maddux is at 68 pitches.
So, you're a strict constructionist?
Maddux isnt really dominating them, although he does have only 68 pitches.
I'd probably bring in the Bull for the 8th.
ESPN keeps referring to our old friend as CORY Ross.
I think Herman violated the rule pretty blatantly x 3. vr, Xei
Saenz vs Embree-- good matchup
And Broxton/Saito you have to feel comfortable with that.
But I don't think the jinx works if someone deliberately says "no-hitter" as if to make it stop. You can only jinx a no-hitter by inadvertently mentioning it. Maddux lost it to a good hitter, not a lame poster.
But I don't think the jinx works if someone deliberately says "no-hitter" as if to make it stop. You can only jinx a no-hitter by inadvertently mentioning it. Maddux lost it to a good hitter, not a lame poster.
capdodger, I direct your attention to Baron de Montesquieu:
http://tinyurl.com/pdbac
You're assuming that Our Leader follows due process and all that. He would just have a show trial like they did in the Soviet Union back in the 1930s.
Does anyone else call him "Spicoli?"
I'm really disappointed.
I hope Little pulls Maddux since he pinch hit for him and all that.
Didn't work out too well for him, as I recall.
Stand up Greg, the Philosopher King is passing.
I kinda wanted to see Maddux get it that way.
vr, Xei
My humblest apologies. By your leave, Your Greatness.
There have been no-hitters with no strikeouts.
That's not true as far as I'm concerned. That doesn't even make sense to me.
But Greene looks exactly like him. Drew would lose becuase stoners don't bink.
He's better than Repko!
At least, isnt he?
I'm picking nits. But that Cubs series scarred me.
Wasn't Dock Ellis' no-hitter on acid a no-K outing? I think he plinked a couple of batters and walked a bunch.
Ken Holtzman did it on August 19, 1969 against Atlanta
http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B08190CHN1969.htm
Well, thanks to everyone else for playing along.
a) clearly knew your policy
b) clearly knew the community was trying to keep the lid on
c) posted the same post more than twice, which either means he was rubbing it in, or pushing his browser to show him his handiwork.
I don't see how someone who acts with malice aforethought can be a jinx.
The funny thing was that he forgot he was pitching that day, which is why he dropped the LSD.
Jon's been on an emotional roller coaster tonight.
Mike Piazza has a perm?
That Cubs series REALLY scarred me.
The five stages of game chatting by Elisabeth Kubler-Weisman.
I'm not sure what it is, but it is perm-like.
Garret Anderson was 1 for 5
Jon Garland went 5 2/3 IP for the White Sox and could lose.
Now it's time for Terrmel.
At least, that's what I tell my nephew. Kidding?
After that at-bat, perhaps he'll be frowning in his next picture, or punching the photographer if the greenines have kicked in.
Some mid 50s woman was trying to find out what time the A game in Holman was to start, and was a couple feet away from Termel Sledge who was on the other side of the fence.
I'll never forget how funny it was hearing a mid 50s woman asking "Mr. Sledge, what time does your game start?"
Picture your mom saying "Mr. Sledge," and that was how funny it sounded.
Either that or gameday just has it wrong. Even scoring the runner reaching thrid as an FC, they still have to account for the runner scoring. It will probably change?
I think its called a body wave (I have three sisters)
There might be a Loney sighting in the 9th.
That no-hitter by Holtzman is incredible. The Braves were 0 for 26 on balls in play, 0 for 27 if foul outs count in that stat!
They pretty much need to sweep all 7 games left with the A's.
And we still have the lead. I should hide under there more often.
Oops. Didn't see the StolenMonkey post.
And I have no sisters!
vr, Xei
I can never remember.
Parker Stevenson as Frank
vr, Xei
I'm going to hire Liev Schreiber to narrate my daily life. That guy is awesome.
And he's living with Naomi Watts too.
I'm drinking wine. I must be nervous.
Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.
vr, Xei
Sort of like Cotton Hill?
A) Dodgers lead Padres by 4.5 games
B) Dodgers lead Padres by 2.5 games
C) Dodgers lead Padres by 0.5 games
D) Padres lead Dodgers by 1.5 games
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
I have supported Grady all year, but in the last two weeks, his incompetent use of the pitching staff and the guys who will form the nucleus of our team in the future(unless he trades them) has made me a very hard critic.
Also (now maybe this is just me), pitchers that have just given up no hitters can often become quite vulnerable to flat out losing it.
I recommend iodine for you.
I am so glad we got Maddox instead of the butterball. Though if Wells had a few less cheesebergs/day he might be as good of better.
The Dodgers magic number is 15. However, if they win 14 games they clinch. If you assume that the Dodgers are going to finish 14-2, you are very optimistic.
375 - Are you mistaking Broxton for Tomko?
It's Tomko that is susceptible to the long ball. Broxton game up just a single to ARam on Tuesday and he made a pretty good pitch, ARam caught just enough of it to get a single and tie the game but Broxton was brought in when Tomko made a mess by walking two batters. Broxton was warming in the pen when Tomko gave up the dinger to ARam yesterday.
If anybody heard a lot of booing in the top of the fourth, for no apparent reason, there was a troupe of Nebraskans with corn cob hats taunting the left field pavilion. Which was moderately less weird than the Marlon Anderson fan. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
I agree Maddux wasn't on his A game though aside from Cameron's line drive that he snagged for a double play (I am going to guess here, but I bet he leads all the Dodger pitchers in double play assists), not too many sharply hit balls.
I think it helped him early on that Wells was pitching fast, I it kept him in rhythm.
Drew's double was a shot, maybe a better relay gets Kent.
The crowd spontaneously gave Maddux a standing ovation for his efforts and then he closes it out with the double play.
Crowd was good, lots of energy in the air. Hopefully Chad can followup with a good game, getting the first one makes this a much more easier series to watch. Again, they are now 17-3 in their last 20 games at Dodger Stadium .
Also Andre had a nice at bat and took that ball to left center, I think he will have some good games in this homestand.
386- A group of about a dozen people came looking for their seats for the first time during the sixth inning, up near me. Which was pretty impressive, even for L.A., I thought.
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