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Not to be fatalistic, but if the Dodgers led the National League West by 1 1/2 games after tonight's contest, you probably wouldn't feel completely secure about their chances of holding that lead. So no reason to despair if Jake Peavy and the Padres push the Dodgers down by that much.
No doubt, a win tonight would be a huge boost for Los Angeles going forward. And I wouldn't dismiss the Dodgers' chances of defeating Peavy tonight. The NL West has been particularly persistent this year in humbling those who think they've got things licked.
In any event, contrary to popular belief, nothing gets decided tonight except one game.
Wild one tonight in Philadelphia, home of the Dodgers main wild-card rival. The Phillies are trying to make magic after falling behind to the Cubs, 8-0. A grand slam by ex-Dodger Jose Hernandez boosted Philadelphia to six runs in the bottom of the fourth, but Ryan Howard struck out with the tying runs on.
...and while we're at it a Jaguars win would be nice too...
a good lead-getting team
As a basic proposition, that seems like an important thing to be in baseball.
And have you seen any HRs hit farther than that one Andruw popped a couple innings ago?
Now I've clicked over to MNF where Mr. Tony just said that Ben Roethlisberger's appendix looks like a chile pepper.
I hadn't even realized Ramirez was free after this season. Won't he just stay in Chicago?
Old friends everywhere.
Popup to second.
It kinda did look like a chile pepper...not that we needed to know that at all...
Hey Jon, is this the kind of TV talk that should be over at that new blog?
Also, if it wasn't clear, I was hoping not to inject politics into the discussion; Mr. Tony's comments were stingingly political.
I wish I shared the same optimism.
They way it's been pumped up relentlessly, it better be.
Inning over.
Very Seussian.
A brace of 3-run homers for Jeff Baker of the Rox.
For state of the art network TV writing, I turn to "House."
Besides, the Dodger game might still be on by the time Studio 60 comes on. A low-scoring extra inning game looms in the offing.
Willy Aybar (1-3) up now.
Getting Conine and Moyer on top of the deal? Priceless.
The tension was not all that palpable.
This is from Bill Ladson, the mlb.com beat reporter for the Nationals, in response to a mailbag question comparing the two ballplayers. Now, it'll come as no surprise here that I love Ryan Zimmerman plenty.
But what a totally ridiculous thing to say.
http://tinyurl.com/l99tj
Anyone know anything about him?
Kidding! I'm sure Fredi is a very nice fellow.
I hope I am wrong. They may assume all baseball fans are football fans but they are wrong.
Especially Roethxzyzzzyr.
That game looks like it will end 0-0.
The way are all old cripple offense does against the Padres this is not good.
The way are all old cripple offense does against the Padres this is not good.
Is it too late to cancel my MLBTV Pennant account?
At least I have a good reason to study now.
On other subjects, the Washington Post has this about today's emergency potassium chloride leak on the International Space Station: "The defective unit is in the Russian section of the space station and has been a cause of concern for some time, requiring frequent maintenance and troubleshooting. While the Elektron oxygen generator serves an important function on the station, astronauts can also replenish the station's air by burning special oxygen-producing candles or taking oxygen from the large storage tanks on board."
candles????
I'm eating dinner.
Goodnight, Gracie
Wait a minute...
Sam DC's mood: Beseeching.
here's hoping we get early/midseason peavy and not aug/sept peavy
*Then again, what does it mean for an NL team other than the Mets to "deserve" a playoff spot?
I'm thinking that neither Peavy nor Penny are fun guys to hang out with on the days they pitch. They both have a part of their anatomy that gets red easily.
... At least Mariano's not intimidated by the Padres. Everyone else on the Dodgers seems to be.
Mariano played here when we used to BEAT the Padres, after all.
I smoked your butt by a full three seconds.
:)
Dont the Dodgers have a AA team there?
... That beats 4-11. But I get what you're saying. Obviously, there's frustration right now.
Whether any of them will help, who knows.
But its something.
They lead 18-6.
Detroit about to put away the White Sox.
Nick gets to have Carl Pavano on his team who is the heir to Dreifort, although at least Dreifort is a fairly nice guy and has a bit more respect for the truth.
by the way, nothing like Vin Scully to defuse my edgy attitude tonight....talking about Russell Branyan's "syruppy Southern accent." thanks again, Vin, for calling the small games as well as the big games better than anyone else ever has.
Actually that home run was on Charlie Weis's planning calendar.
Just keep building that picket fence, boys.
And I do love Vin Scully despite his "un-hep-ness" when it comes to music, he's a delight to listen to tonight to get us through the ups and downs.
And Gosh, was that hit by Kent "deja vu all over again"?
In one of Wade Boggs's insane years with Boston, I think he may have struck out swinging maybe 3-5 times the whole season. I have a feeling that Ted Williams struck out looking most of the time too.
I'm not saying that Drew and Lofton are anywhere near that good however.
And a tie game!
Make it a good one!
Sure, it's only 9-0, but it ain't that close.
Meanwhile, thank you Jesse Barfield Jr.
vr, Xei
I'd guess Drysdale, Sutton, and definitely Carlos Perez.
And three hardboiled eggs.
24-23 if memory serves. Which it probably doesn't.
I freely admit I was upset when it seemed he would supercede our gold glove shortstop, Izturis. I even critisized his defense when it was rough. But I have come to like his offense and his arm even if his fielding can be crude.
I will not admit that a bit of offense always trumps a defensive player, however.
But I bless Furcal, and I hope he will join in forming a young D's nucleas, after this patchwork of tired vets fades.
And for being so darn polite about it, too.
Talk about your syruppy Southern accents.
Valenzuela, 1986 with 21 wins.
Jackson and Hershiser were both 23-8 in 1988.
This cant be good.
You have to pinch hit for Penny there.
He only has 1 inning left in him.
Is Messersmith an anglicized form of Valenzuela?
Penny may actually get 2 more innings after batting.
Trick question, Bob?
Rockies 20, Giants 8
Well, I thought I heard "warming," but yours makes more sense in the context.
Hey, Penny now has a chance to get a W in this game!
{Collapses on floor}
Penny's lucky to get out of the inning, and a scoring chance was blown in the 4th by having him bat.
Poor overall move by Grits.
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
Show em Russ!
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
Say it with me people...
Brett Tomko.
Ahh forget that now.
Underdog's current mood: Forlorn.
I'd rather see Sele also.
Win-win!
it's a Festivus Miracle!!!
You get a scratch and sniff happy face sticker.
vr, Xei
0-4 with 3k's.
When are we having the airing of grievances?
Wait, that's sort of what we're doing.
what a great episode.
I got five USGS bureaucrats to work on this problem for me. I have much power. They even had a debate among themselves over email about to properly spell "Bronx".
Oh, yeah, Go Dodgers!
Oscar Robles?
c'mooooonnnnnn guys!!!!
But first a word from our sponsors.
vr, Xei
But there was a happy ending anyway.
DODGERS 9TH: CHRISTIANSEN REPLACED PIERZYNSKI (PITCHING);
Hernandez singled to left; A. PEREZ BATTED FOR MAYNE; A. Perez
singled to center [Hernandez to second]; FLORES BATTED FOR O.
PEREZ; On a bunt Flores struck out; Izturis lined to center;
HERGES REPLACED CHRISTIANSEN (PITCHING); Werth walked [Hernandez
to third, A. Perez to second]; FRANKLIN REPLACED HERGES
(PITCHING); Finley popped to shortstop; 0 R, 2 H, 0 E, 3 LOB.
Dodgers 3, Giants 2.
GIANTS 9TH: GAGNE REPLACED HERNANDEZ (PITCHING); CORA REPLACED
A. PEREZ (PLAYING 2B); ROSS REPLACED FLORES (PLAYING C ); Durham
grounded out (second to first); Cruz grounded out (shortstop to
first); Feliz walked; ELLISON RAN FOR FELIZ; Bonds was walked
intentionally [Ellison to second]; SNOW BATTED FOR ALFONZO; Snow
walked [Ellison to third, Bonds to second]; Torrealba lined to
left; 0 R, 0 H, 0 E, 3 LOB. Dodgers 3, Giants 2.
Plus with Robles, he's a candidate for the pitcher to throw to 2nd, back to 1st for a DP. He's super slow.
Grits is managing a bad game tonite, but it still might work out.
The bunt there is terrible though.
Cant KLoft at least take a pitch?
Flummoxed
I think the Padres have won.
I think the Padres have won.
to right; Karros singled to left [Piazza to second]; Mondesi
singled to right [Piazza to third, Karros to second]; Zeile was
called out on strikes; MURRAY BATTED FOR OSUNA; Murray grounded
into a double play (second to catcher to first) [Piazza out at
home]; 0 R, 3 H, 0 E, 2 LOB. Dodgers 5, Giants 5.
Can both teams lose tonite?
I've been to Ithaca. In my opinion, it's not in the neck of the woods of anything.
Nice city though.
Some bad managing tonite.
Bad bunting.
Lots of bad.
Not good for anybody.
Bob, you seem to be quite the traveller. Kudos on your wide knowledge of the American landscape.
Anyway, I'm feelin' it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go in the other room and flagellate myself with a extension cord.
this game is the best game I've watched all year. But it is impossible to enjoy.
The baseball equivalent of Schindler's List.
This game started out as "Grave of the Fireflies", now it's turned into "Schindler's List". If we're lucky, this might be as happy a movie as "Chinatown".
Feelings about Broxton this week: Same.
Well, the Dodgers weren't going to score off of Meredith....
I hate to say it, but Grits is creeping into Jimbo territory.
Good-bye from the east coast-and good night.
I think are talent is good but the management.
That is going too far! He has made bad decisions at time but nowhere near Tracy level.
I ask because you always sem to have this kind of info at your fingertips.
And, I'm lazy.
Thx, Doug
Good-bye from the east coast-and good night.
I think are talent is good but the management,wow. I didn't want to get into the play-offs with this team. However, if we do, and management tries to cover things by trading their young talent, I will be all over them like its hard to concieve.
Good-bye from the east coast-and good night.
I think are talent is good but the management,wow. I didn't want to get into the play-offs with this team. However, if we do, and management tries to cover things by trading their young talent, I will be all over them like its hard to concieve.
I quit.
And Jason Isringhausen isn't getting any more.
Beimel 8 games 8 innings
Broxton 7 games 5 2/3 innings
Hamulack 6 games 5 innings
Dessens 6 games 5 2/3 innings
Saito 5 games 5 innings
Besides the starters not going deep enough into games, I see a problem here
Here's a real gem too
Julio Lugo 38 at bats
Andre Ethier 36 at bats
I think we all are at this point. I know I am at least. I like to think Vinny is too, he's just too professional to show it.
Lugo would have been out by 85 feet at home if he tried to score.
Hold 'em, Saito.
Furcal hit into a 4-2 force out.
Lofton hit into a 1-2-3 DP.
1. Nomar should not be back next year--though I would not bet against us resigning him.
2. All managers--Bochy, Little, whoever--are mediocre. Even though it worked out, Hoffman should have been brought in to face Nomar. It doesn't really matter who your manager is, they all make the same decisions.
vr, Xei
but nonetheless, he probably couldn't have scored.
and now if Saito can get out of this unscathed it will be a miracle.
That might end up costing the Padres.
vr, Xei
I believe the point is moot now.
vr, Xei
I hated that movie.
Man, the English Patient sucks.
this is excruciating.
even Vinny just gave up.
Time to focus on the wild card.
LAD - PIT/ARI/COL/SF
SD - ARI/PIT/STL/ARI
substatement: yahoo has a dumb frontpage headling for it's mlb page. "Miracles Still Happen: Mets Clinch Division." What's miraculous about their payroll, exactly?
--San Diego Padres, 2006
Nice set up job.
vr, Xei
Wait, I was supposed to stop watching this game. What's wrong with me?
This is even more excruciating.
vr, Xei
They're destined to come agonizingly close and then be unable to come through.
Also, Lugo gets to bat. Blah.
He's due to get on.
vr, Xei
Well, Martin finally gets some respect
Oh for the love of your preferred celestial power!
Marlon Anderson!!!!
This is what happens when I turn Mosaic off...
What the heck. I think I'm on drugs -- or the Dodgers are.
Umm....
Uhh....
What?
Huh?
Whaaa?
vr, Xei
Tell me this isn't a dream.
Ever.
I can't believe I was watching the Daily Show and missed the first three homeruns.
Or get arrested because, to the neighbors it sounds like something horrible is going on here.
Whatever it is, I'm going to keep missing it.
(Sorry, I just had to say it.)
The last time was by Minnesota at KC on May 2, 1964 in the 11th inning.
4 consecutive home runs to tie it up.
Jeff Kent, J.D. Drew, Russell Martin, Marlon Anderson.
I swear to G-d.
http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B05020KC11964.htm
I dont think I've ever seen anything so unbelievable.
Btw, this is all because I stopped watching the game on MLBTV on the net, and just followed it on GameDay while watching TV. So you can thank me in part.
Back-Back-Back-Back in the 9th inning.
Unbelievable.
Marlon Anderson is 5-5 with 2HRs tonite.
Bottom 9TH B:1 S:0 O:0
Jeff Kent homers (14) on a fly ball to center field.
Bottom 9TH B:2 S:1 O:0
J. D. Drew homers (17) on a fly ball to right field.
Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:0
Pitcher Change: Trevor Hoffman replaces Jon Adkins, batting 9th.
Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:0
Coaching visit to mound.
Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:0
Russell Martin homers (10) on a fly ball to left field.
Bottom 9TH B:0 S:0 O:0
Marlon Anderson homers (9) on a fly ball to right field.
Tonite is baseball history.
Its lkely you'll never see something like that again ever.
They lost the game
http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B06080CIN1961.htm
vr, Xei
vr, Xei
Baseball is supposed to be enterainment, and that was one of the greatest things i've ever seen.
I dont care how the game finishes at this point. I really dont.
And guys, sorry for my error last week re Jeff Kent's road hitting stats. He still doesn't hit well on the road, but not as bad as I reported. Oh, and not only should one not operate a motor vehicle while on cough syrup with codeine, one should not also try to review baseball stats either, as my error last week more than demonstrates [since I misread runs for hits].
There was no on else like him alive.
In his day, he was the mightiest man on earth,
highborn and powerful.
Beowulf appropriation.
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B05120SDN1974.htm
vr, Xei
http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B05070CIN1996.htm
vr, Xei
I don't believe anyone has been retired in order tonight on either side.
I tuned out in the top of the ninth, to do some work.
Finished up, thought I would check the GameDay score, and saw 4 consecutive homers.
Um, WHAT?
Checked the TiVO and sure enough, it had stopped recording, so I couldn't flip back and watch them.
So I immediately turned to Prime Ticket and set up recordings later for the replay.
No sooner did I do that then Sele gave up the run.
sigh.
What a game.
Have I missed anything?
OMG
OMG!!!!!
NOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAARRRRRrr!!!!!!!!!
Whatever bats the Dodgers used during the 9th/10th innings, they need to keep using those.
Wow.
Whatever bats the Dodgers used during the 9th/10th innings, they need to keep using those.
Wow.
Yours,
Arms, Legs, and Torso.
Yours,
Arms, Legs, and Torso.
(p.s. I think we broke The Toaster.)
Even though it is but salt, sugar, and filtered water I think that it will have to be savored.
That was definitely the most amazing game I've ever, uh, heard
vr, Xei
Last time the Dodgers hit seven home runs at Dodger Stadium.
http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/B05250LAN1979.htm
Plus, I think the hamster that powers the Toaster just died of exhaustion on the wheel.
Wow.
Wow.
sorry for the downer, but thought someone should say it
I'm gonna buy that game!
Wow.
And the season isn't even over yet! What will Marlon do in his next act?
I don't know what that song means, but since I'm currently insane and don't know anything anymore, I decieded to make a reference to it.
I'm not taking chances anymore, we'll not be leaving the house again until the season is over. :)
Exactly.
Stan from Tacoma
This delightful thing will begin to soak in.
Praise the Blue!!!!
who cares!!!!!!!!
I was actually there tonight. Throughout the game, I kept telling my sister (a Padres fan) not to worry, the Dodgers would find some way to lose. I felt that, if I truly kept up this attitude, they had a chance, but I would have to TRULY believe that they would tank.
My season tickets are shared with another guy, and he had the tix for tonight, so I bought some in section 52, next to the Pad's bullpen. Hoffman and the other guy (who was it that gave up the first 2 homers?) were warming up and with each hiss of the incoming ball and subsequent "thwack!" I saw the Dodgers going down.
I even told my sister not to worry after the back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Our Dodgers would find a way to tank. When Sele came out in the 10th, and gave up the run, I was SURE of my prediction.
Like one of the other posters said, a thesaurus does no good at times like this. Maybe I won't have to return all those post season tix I bought after all.
Did anyone hear Nomah on KFWB after the game? He was right on the edge of tears. Listening to him brought me there too.
Thanks to everyone and Jon for all the great stuff on this blog during this season. It always brings a smile, even when the Dodgers are falling by the wayside.
I don't know what's worse: A Dodger loss, or missing this.
I read through this thread a couple of days after the fact. What an awesome read. I love the comments about how worthless Nomar was early in the thread. I also loved how many times people gave up and vowed to watch a different TV show. I wonder how many people will regret watching the premiere of a TV show that will be forgotten in 10 years versus watching probably the greatest regular season non-pennant deciding game in Dodger history.
It was funny to watch all of the fans in the parking lot trying to get back into the game when they heard the continual roar of the crowd from inside the stadium. It was just as amusing seeing the comments of people who went to have dinner, fell asleep or put the kids to bed to come back and realize that they missed a piece of history.
On the game, this was my second greatest Dodger moment ever. I still vividly remember watching the Gibson homerun with my church youth group and how huge that celebration was. This time around, I was alone at home. My kids were in bed and my wife was on the computer (which is why I read the thread later) and she couldn't understand why I was yelling in the living room about something that "I have never seen before."
While many DTers missed the heroics, my story is in reverse. I checked out of school a little bit early tonight and came home just in time to watch the most magical three innings that I had ever seen. The rest of my classmates were stuck in a classroom watching the big giant "homerun" come across their computer screens.
Haha (say it quick, rather triumphantly.)
What a game.
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