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1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
A) He wasn't a very good announcer
B) They might have been looking for an excuse
C) He had been previously warned (Shawn Green's Jewishness)
That said, I'm not sure his comments were that inflammatory.
is there a link or something to this story? what exactly did lyons say?
I don't like Lyons much as an announcer. I'm not sorry to be robbed (ha ha) of his color commentary for the rest of the series. But it's bad news for somebody to get fired for saying something racist, when he didn't.
I had to back off for a few days after that exit, so I am dragging behind the daily topics, but I am very interested in our pitching plans. Two interesting thoughts have been in my skull
1) Listening to the obtain #1 pitcher thoughts, I find that I can't conscience giving a big, long contract to any pitcher, starter or releiver. The Giants have adequate pitching most years without paying anyone much. If they had our position players they would have been good this year.
2)How did Jeff Weaver come to open a series for the Cards. I did think he was better than many of our starters this year, but I thought he was baically done. And he pitched a fairly good game!
Just FYI UH beat Fresno today 68-37 in Fresno. Almost makes up for that 70-14 drubbing UH took a couple of years ago.
Thanks.
I hope you've seen FJM's Chemistry Team Indices:
http://tinyurl.com/y9kmgs
What is a big deal is a man is being branded as the guy that got fired for racist comments, first with Jews , now with Hispanics.
Where I come from, thats a terrible label. Did he say, do or believe anything that warrant this kind of branding? He's what 45ish? Whats he to do for the rest of his life?
Forget that Pinella was the wrong guy, acting like the thing to do with someone's wallet is to treat it as found money. The only thing to do is to find the owner or mail it to them.
I hate this PC world and what its doing to us.
Now, back to the ballgame...
I hadn't seen those yet, thanks. Gotta like FJM
But The Man controls what we can watch and what we can't. "No Arrested Development for you! Here, take some Becker and some According to Jim"
People who loved Arrested Development find solace in The Office.
By people, I refer to people with souls.
Like me and Andrew. Not you. Non-Office watcher.
Sounds like there's nothing "jr" about you...
Hm, I guess you're right. But, man, do I miss Carl's Jr.
Don't they have Hardees in Ohio...?
"Leon Trotsky, one of my favorites."
And this from the network that airs shows like Family Guy
- Every woman in the US
I got that from robinred in this thread:
http://www.baseballthinkfactory.org/files/newsstand/discussion/ap_detroit_6_oakland_3/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dressage
Troy Glaus's wife Anne is apparently quite accomplished at this.
"Earlier in the playoffs, while working the Mets-Dodgers NLDS, Lyons unwittingly made fun of a nearly blind fan who was wearing special glasses to see the game.
"He's got a digital camera stuck to his face," Lyons said."
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Engaging the brain before opening the mouth usually helps ...
Diane
So Lyons was really fired for insulting McCarver. :)
http://tinyurl.com/y3wtm9
I hate everything right now.
Tell me you aren't that jaded. Please.
Depends on the breed.
Did you pay for the event...?
Discuss!
Yep. But I will get my money back and I will also cancel my service.
No.
We have basic cable (70 some channels), with 2 VCRs.
Somebody, set me up...Please.
The happy thing is that I don't have to listen to Steve Lyons.
Hey Greg, I heard you found a purse with a wallet inside?
There must be some unwritten law between broadcasters in which you help out your comrade in the event something comes out wrong, but Lyons made a meal out of Piniella's off the cuff analogy. I don't think Piniella enjoyed being the butt of a joke which included having his ethics questioned on the air. It's definitely overblown, but I would have fired him as well. The stations image and ability to court guest commentators is more important than Lyons attempts at humour.
Jokes about race are not funny. Jokes about racism and the stereotypes we place on others are downright hilarious.
Yeah, I think Anderson Silva can win. He has better stand up than Franklin and Franklin is going to try to punch with him. Silva is also a black belt in Brazilian ju jitsu. Franklin does have the strength advantage so his best bet is to take him to the ground and do ground and pound (waiting for joke).
Yeah, should be a great battle
Yeah, should be a great battle
Unless the Dodgers do an extraordinairy job of squandering their talent, in two years the Mets will need incredible luck to beat the D's, and they will have used it up.
Roly-poly Labs.
William Wegman-style Weimariners.
http://www.mrwinkle.com
I think I would kill Mr. Winkle myself.
I've never pay-per-viewed anything in my life. As far as MMA fights go, they have (until recently) been very easy to find online for free. But there has been a crack-down on people posting fights on sites such as YouTube
Live?
Wow...Just, wow.
I've never found live, but until recently you could see the fight within an hour or so after it finished
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
I think your comment is right on.
I didn't hear when it was said because whenever Lyons speaks I don't listen.
http://tinyurl.com/yl6pkn
She's actually a very successful photographer who's had stuff in a number of national magazines.
Your tag also makes me think of the pleasant days when Mike M. and Greg were pounding HR's out for the Dukes. About 40 or more apiece. How did you come by the name, unless,of course you are the gent himself.
And Bob's rubber match looks even more likely tonight! But is anybody else worried about how the Tigers' crew of 20something pitchers will be able to deal with AN ENTIRE WEEK OFF before the Series?
Of course, there's no chance that any UFC fighter is on the juice...
A) Had no idea that players could leave their team
B) Was under the impression that Greg Brock would be Lou Gherig.
So it's kind of a personal gag, picking the name Greg Brock. Plus, everybody thinks it's pretty funny.
You know...Boxing. It's kind of like UFC, but with strategy, skill, and graceful movement.
Who is fighting?
Mixed martial arts require plenty of strategy, skill, and graceful movement. Even when the fighters seem to be laying on the ground doing nothing, there's actually a lot going on.
Wait, I thought he was Egyptian...
Yeah, I know, I'm just a really big boxing fan, and UFC is a bit too brutal for me.
It's a short walk from Egypt to Africa.
I think he's from Cameroon.
A dying breed
Yeah. I just love watching a fighter slowly impose his will over another through seven or eight rounds. It's really impressive, especially if you've ever been in the ring for more than three minutes. Boxing is great, but dying, that's for sure.
If you go spar for three minutes, you hands feel like anvils. It's the toughest athletic thing you can do.
I've never really thrown a punch of any kind in my life
Essay Generator
http://radioworldwide.gospelcom.net/essaygenerator/
Put in Trotsky and got this fantastic conclusion:
What can we conclude? Well, Trotsky has a special place in the heart of mankind. It brings peace, invades where necessary and figures show it's a winning formular.
If it was like the good ole' days of Friday Night Fights on national TV, people would come back.
I never really got into MMA - even though I am a former martial artist. Too much grappling, I think.
Gatti/Ward #1 is the best match I've seen, though Barrera/Morales is very, very close.
More so than Balboa/Creed or Creed/Drago...?
Boxing needs to be put into a league, with standings and points, controlled by one, government regulated governing body. It's just too corrupt these days.
Multiply that by twenty, and that's how messed up Gerald McClellan was in real life. Coma, no sight, severe brain damage.
Jones shut him out over twelve rounds, and Toney disappeared for five years. I won much money that night.
I know that a lot of the changes to UFC were because of McCain.
"Since it was first compared to antidisestablishmentarianism much has been said concerning boxing by the aristocracy, whom I can say no more about due to legal restrictions. Keeping all of this in mind, in this essay I will examine the major issues
When one is faced with people of today a central theme emerges - boxing is either adored or despised, it leaves no one undecided. It has been said that the one thing in society which could survive a nuclear attack is boxing. This is incorrect, actually cockroaches are the only thing which can survive a nuclear attack
Comparing the general view of politics held by the poor of the west with those of the east can be like comparing boxing and former Wolves striker Steve Bull
We can say that boxing is both a need and a want. It brings peace, it stimulates and statistically it's great.
I will leave the last word to the famous Beyonce Astaire: 'I love boxing? Yes! Hurray for boxing!'"
I have seen replays of that fight at least haha. Marvin Hagler is awesome. He started appearing in cheesy Italian action movies.
Our post-literate society, more than ever before, relies upon baseball. Society is powered by peer pressure, one of the most powerful forces in the world. As long as peer pressure uses its power for good, baseball will have its place in society.
Economic Factors
Is unemployment inherently bad for an economy? Yes. We will begin by looking at the Watkis-Teeth-Pulling model, a complex but ultimately rewarding system.
National
Debt
baseball
Clearly the graphs demonstrates a strong correlation. Why is this? It goes with out saying that the national debt sings a very different tune. Assumptions made by traders have caused uncertainty amongst the private sector.
Political Factors
Politics, we all agree, is a fact of life. Comparing the electoral politics of most Western and Eastern European countries is like comparing baseball and former Wolves striker Steve Bull.
In the words of award winning journalist Elijah Shandy 'political change changes politics, but where does it go?' 2 Primarily, he is referring to baseball. If baseball be the food of politics, play on.
Why did baseball cross the road? - To get to the other side! Just my little joke, but lets hope that baseball doesn't inspire similar hilarity in the next elections.
Conclusion
In conclusion, baseball deserves all of the attention it gets. It brings peace, puts out 'fires', and figures show it's a winning formular.
I will leave the last word to the famous Mariah Malkovitch: 'It's been nice educating you.'
I will be using this line all the time now:
"It is like comparing [blank] and former Wolves striker Steve Bull."
"See guys, you have to understand that comparing the Napoleonic Code to the Magna Carta is like comparing pre-industrial Germany to Wolves striker Steve Bull."
I can't wait.
155 I disagree
156 I have no opinion on the matter.
Shame, Shame!
It does not help when Dorrell basically gives up with punts and running on third and long.
Thanks.
96 years young. God Bless.
I'll be heading out to Meiji Jingu Stadium for a "well, it's scheduled, so we'll play" game between the Yomiuri Giants and the Tokyo Yakult Swallows.
I'll have a report on the Griddle tomorrow.
People actually have favorites in UFC? I thought it was just kind of like cockfighting; everybody's there for the blood.
His name was Little Jerry Seinfeld, and he was a legend.
But when they're beating themselves with stupid penalty after stupid penalty, and getting no help at all from Dorrell's playcalling, well, at least I had fun out in Eugene.
I was conflicted on the onside kick. It seems bush league with that lead, but in college football the points differential means too much to not keep going. In addition, we were not ready for it at all so might as well take advantage.
I usually root for the guys all the UFC fans hate, because they are either not American or not as popular. Since UFC got a tv show, the fans have gotten way worse. They boo all the time for no reason and only cheer for the guys on TV and other annoying things.
This is college sports. If you don't like it when the other team scores, then stop them. If you're North Texas, and you don't want to get beaten 73-0, don't put Texas on your schedule. But if you want the money, be prepared for the beating.
Where did you go? What did you do?
The principal fault with the 1972 Olympic basketball final was that the organizers of the event were not competent. They had confusing rules and did not properly prepare the courtside officials.
The fact that Hank Iba picked a substandard team and was also forced to put AAU players instead of all college stars was another problem.
Then he ran a 1950s style offense to boot.
But Hank Iba will go down in history as the poor slob who got rooked out of a gold medal instead of going down in the history as a guy who was completely out of touch with the game of basketball as it was played in 1972.
Does anyone remember the score of the final? It was 51-50! And there was a 30-second clock used!
Here was the roster:
Mike Bantom
Jim Brewer
Tommy Burleson
Doug Collins
Kenny Davis
James Forbes
Thomas Henderson
Bobby Jones
Dwight Jones
Kevin Joyce
Tom McMillen
Ed Ratleff
Some of those guys were great. Some of those guys you've never even heard of I imagine.
Notice the absence of UCLA players. John Wooden and the AAU didn't exactly get along.
The US men were going to lose a game eventually. The fact that they lost a game under questionable circumstances is sad. But in a world where there are miscarriages of justices far greater, I think the controversy over the 1972 Olympic basketball final is extraordinarily overblown and Americans fail to look at their own faults and solely blame the officials.
You could have told me that every plyaer on that list was a UCLA player, and I wouldn't have known any better. I guess early 70s college basketball isn't my strength after all...
Don't you have some shunning to do...?
But, every time The Office comes up over at Screen Jam (http://screenjam.toaster.tv), I'll try to get in new shots.
People like D4P. It really is sad, isn't it?
Why is it so sad that people like me...?
http://tinyurl.com/yczx7q
"There were no fancy plays or controversies in Oregon's victory over UCLA, only workmanlike efficiency."
Sure it wasn't to the same level as the Oklahoma game, but it was another very poor replay call that cost UCLA at least a chance of coming back in that game.
Those of us who weren't alive yet, but I used to see Ratleff's picture on the wall of the 49ers Tavern on PCH.
It's hard to imagine that my alma mater was once a basketball powerhouse, and that they used to have a football team, and that they killed George Allen...
As a kid, I remember being so excited that George Allen, the man of legend revered by my dad, was back in the Southland to coach.
Didn't exactly work out.
The Big West needs to bring back football.
They made the NCAA a couple times when I was there but always bounced first round.
http://tinyurl.com/y26srx
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