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Back in the '70s, at Thee Movies of Tarzana, my brother, sister and I mistook a broom closet for an exit and got locked in. That was pleasant.
I'll meet you at the station.
I managed to pickup a 2006 playoff hoodie for $10 so it was a worthwhile trip.
Immediately blame Scott Boras and demand a future boycott of all Boras clients.
"Ned is crazy, it imagines not absorbing until Boras and paying Gaged 6 million."
Is Ned a "She" or an "It"
I don't see what this guy's so proud of, though; it's not like his country has any chicken fried bacon, either.
Yes, the women were so jealous of our circle urines they demanded their own.
If they outlaw the urine troughs, only outlaws will pee into a trough.
Seriously, Marlee. Let's spread it around a little bit.
"Everybody we've added brings something special," said Colletti. "They've been through many seasons, many winning seasons, and they come in with a certain perspective that a player who hasn't been through it can't have. They've been through the peaks and valleys, the ups and downs, and know how to keep it going in the right direction. When they walk in the room, everybody knows who they are and what they bring."
This reads like the Proven Veteran Manifesto. It's fine to stroke the guys you just brought in, but here he's revealing a bias against buying low on unproven guys. With a blindspot like this he's doomed to sell low and pay retail forever.
a) Red Sox pony up $62 million/4 yrs. for Matsu; Theo signs onto the "Put Boras Head on a Pike" campaign; Ned laughs and says to himself "I told you so".
b) Red Sox do not consumate deal for Matsu; Theo calls Ned and says "It's a good night for a hanging- what are you doing tonight?";
Ned laughs to himself and says "I told you so".
c) Red Sox do not consumate deal for Matsu; Theo calls Ned and says "I'll give you Man Ram for Penny, Broxton and Ethier"; Ned laughs to himself and says "Where do I sign?".
25 I suppose if Boston doesn't sign Matsuzaka, that might make them desperate for a starting pitcher. But I wonder whether they can even afford to trade Ramirez. Their offense will not be terribly strong without him.
That and they've already picked up two Dodgers from the 2005 squad, why not three?
Three? Fine. Five? No Way!
So, I assume you found a mop and bucket instead of Narnia?
http://tinyurl.com/yx246b
This is news? Colletti came from a Giants organization dedicated to the proposition that all rookies are created incompetent, and were valuable for one thing and one thing only: the getting of Proven Veteran Players. That Russell Martin and Andre Ethier have gotten the playing time they have is an astonishment; that they haven't been traded counts as one of the wonders of the modern world.
With a power hitter, he can be a clubhouse leader and late-inning hero.
Of course, with a power hitter, Gonzo can activate his good guy powers, why haven't I thought of that before?
Without a power hitter, Jason Schmidt is just another 15-game winner with funny facial hair.
With a power hitter, he can be a World Series force.
Of course, a power hitter somehow makes Schmidt better, I love Plaschke's reasoning!
The same save-our-kids Dodgers fans Colletti smartly ignored last summer when he traded prospects to make the playoffs are surely hoping he will listen to them now.
He shouldn't. And he won't.
Yeah, that Lugo for Guzman and Pedroza trade was a stroke of brilliance, and it was the key to the playoffs! And Cesar Izturis was our best prospect, great thinking!
The kid outfielder was a star during the middle of the summer, but in the final two months of the season he had one homer and 15 RBIs and batted .264. His batting average in the second half of the season was 77 points lower than his average in the first half.
Yeah, and we should judge a kid who's never played in september before on a small sample size!
After Kemp's initial power surge last summer, he looked lost against the curveball and is still clearly a year away from making a regular impact. Considering he may never field the position well enough to play center field, why not take advantage of his potential in a trade right now?
Wow, so we should judge Kemp on superficial things like looking lost, instead of his incredible minor league numbers for a 21 year old?
And so we should trade a guy who will be great for a long time for a 1 year rental, brilliant!
Wow, Plaschke is worse than ever.
If Sabean had quality position prospects he'd have kept them and used them. He had quality pitching prospects and he kept them and used them. You use what you have.
Even if it means trading Brad Penny.
OK, especially if it means trading Brad Penny.
The guy will never get over that trade.
"Plaschke is worse than ever". Idiots rarely change their spots.
Nice sum up of Colletti's off season. Hopefully in Schmidt and maybe Wolf there is a way out of the abyss else we'll be waiting for good ol' Logan White the janitor to bail us out. :)
good point.
Since I stopped getting the LA Times at home, I now live in a blissfully Plaschke-free life. My theory is, the more we read Plaschke, little by little the more we all start to resemble him.
http://tinyurl.com/yhvbwc
What is it? Hint: Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson.
Colletti came from a Giants organization dedicated to the proposition that all rookies are created incompetent,...That Russell Martin and Andre Ethier have gotten the playing time they have is an astonishment; that they haven't been traded counts as one of the wonders of the modern world.
Either that or you are mistaken...
Thanks!
It's the same reason that a lot of my favorite economics blogs stopped bothering with Paul Krugman.
I've said it before and I'll say it again:
There are about a billion writers who could do a better job than Plaschke. The fact that he is one of the lead sports writers for one of the biggest newspapers on the planet is absolutely astounding and mind boggling.
Seriously, is there a single person here that doesn't think Jon could do a better job? Heck, most of the baseball blog writers are better...unreal.
Not a fan of Krugman, he wrote my Macro book and it was terrible. I've read some of his stuff in the ny times -- he's extremely biased.
Have you read Free To Choose by Milton Friedman? I'm going to start that when I'm done with finals.
If you are a GM that believes that prospects are trade chits and insurance policies, does it really matter how many prospects Theo Epstein wanted, or which ones? Such a GM surely grabs Ramirez and gives Epstein whatever prospects it takes to make the deal happen. At least offensively, Manny is the ultimate "proven vet." The Holy Grail of proven vets. If a GM could have had Ramirez and instead decides "I'll settle for Luis Gonzalez and keep my prospects," I think you have no choice but to say that that is a GM who highly values the prospects he has, and intends to let them play for his team sometime in the not-too-distant future. Otherwise, there is no way he passes up Ramirez.
Now what I think CAN be said of Colletti is that he is pretty conservative in the timetables he sets for prospects to make it to the majors and be MLB regulars, so I think there is some truth to the "insurance policies" part of Sheehan's accusation. Garciaparra should have been cut loose and Loney installed as the regular first baseman. Instead, Loney is going to be kept as insurance for Garciaparra going down injured and sub a little in the outfield. I think both Kuo and Billingsley should be in the starting rotation, but instead it seems Colletti wants only one of the two kids in the rotation to begin with, and wants the other to serve as a 6th starter who will slot in when an injury strikes. No doubt, that is all a little too timid and cautious for my liking, but if the kids are being treated with kidd gloves rather than being traded away, you have to believe that the kids are going to be relied on more at some point (otherwise they would be trade fodder and dealt by now), so I can live with the current scenario.
he wrote my Macro book and it was terrible
That's partly because Macro is terrible. If you end up at UofO, you should take a class with Ed Whitelaw. He's great.
I read Free to Choose in high school and I absolutely recommend it, along with just about anything by Thomas Sowell or Steven Lansburg.
I agree with much of what you writer here but am unable to draw such firm conclusions because it is only December 10th. If Ned traded three prospects for Manny tomorrow or January 11th or Feb. 13, I wouldn't be surprised. Nor would it surprise me to see him ship out 2-3 kids for Vernon Wells or Andruw Jones (in which case Pierre goes to LF). I am not saying those would be bad moves, but it is too early for me to conclude that Ned is committed to the kids.
http://tinyurl.com/ylk4qg
I was checking into who's looking for catching and apparently the D-Rays are interested in Saltalamacchia.
The OF appears to be power deficient, no question. But if Kemp figures out a few things, who'se to say he doesn't slug .490 or so in the second half (I would like to see him start out in Triple-A). Even with his late slump, Ethier slugged .477 -- pretty darn good for a rookie.
LaRoche could also punch things up.
Sure, it would be great if the Dodgers had more power, but I wouldn't be forcing the issue if I was Ned.
http://tinyurl.com/ylgzam
Obviously we differ.
And as for the nonsense about Wells and Andruw Jones, c'mon. There are just so many reasons why neither one is coming to the Dodgers. Juan Pierre is the most obvious. He is not moving to left-field. Gonzalez and his rag arm isn't moving to right field, and Pierre's rag arm isn't going to right field either. Jones can and will veto any trade to a team that won't play him in center. Wells can't veto a trade, but he will put up a fuss to end all fusses if he isn't allowed to play center in the season before he hits the free agent market. Also, we aren't going to give up the kind of package Atlanta or Toronto would demand, especially for a one-year rental. And there would be no extensions. Boras is Jones' agent, and Wells wants to return home to Arlington, Texas.
So why is Colletti not coming right out and saying what I think is the real truth, that we are finished making moves? PR. Colletti can't say, in early December, "I'm done shopping. So now while all the other GM's in baseball are still working hard trying to improves their teams for 2007, I'm just going to put my feet on my desk for two months and count down the days till pitchers and catchers report." If Colletti said that, or the substantive equivalent, he would be crucified by the media. He would be roasted on a spit on Dodger fan message boards. And McCourt would be on his back about being a bad communicator who is hurting his ticket sales. So Colletti has to go through the motions for two months now, saying he is pursuing this or that trade possibility, just basically being a busy little bee, but not actually doing anything or intending to do anything.
Or did I?
No. I didn't.
A lot can change in 3-4 months. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if the Manny talks get revisited. If Manny is determined to get traded and some of his teammates are still chapped at him for jumping ship last summer, greater pressure for a trade will come closer to spring training.
You state that Juan Pierre is not moving to LF. How do you know? Dave Roberts, another noodle-armed CF/leadoff man, moved to LF and it worked out pretty well for San Diego last year. Has Ned ruled out moving Pierre to LF if means getting a stud such as Wells or Andruw? I don't pretend to know if he has or hasn't. You seem certain. Can you reference a quote to that effect?
You have your beliefs. I'm not trying to change them. Me? I am unable to draw any hard conclusions that Ned is going to keep he kids. It is December. At this point, I suspect there is a lot Ned hasn't ruled out.
It's easy for me to imagine the McCourts desiring to get a guy like Manny, or Andruw Jones or Vernon Wells. I also put very little stock in the idea that just because Ned and Theo had a reported tiff, that they can't work out a trade down the road.
After all, I hear Boras bakes puppies into pies.
Jonathan Swift would approve of such a plan.
Because it is easier to knock the JtD deal then to applaud the Nunez deal for Magic Anderson. Plus JtD had the coolest nickname of all the kids. Plus I sponsered the piece of crap on the baseball cube. I hope I'm not a jinx.
You say we can't know what the Dodgers will do. Well, we definitely know that there are some things they CAN'T do because of moves already made. The objective fact is that the combination of the Pierre and Gonzalez signings has made it absolutely 100% impossible for the Dodgers to acquire a player that has to play in either left or center field. I said above that that excludes any possibility of getting Wells or Jones, but I should have also stated that the position issue is another nail in the Manny trade coffin. Manny's arm is also bad, if not quite as bad as his fielding. Can I say that we definitely won't trade for a big bat? No. But I can say that the only big bats we can possibly trade for have to play either right field or third base. That limits options a great deal, to the point that combined with all the other relevent fact makes trading for the mythical big bat a possibility of extreme unlikelihood.
My shame knows no bounds. Thankfully I have Sheryl Crowe and Kanye West to show me the error of my ways.
Didn't Taco Bell deterime that's what was responsible for making people sick?
(and that my friends is what killer vauldville)
The joke was bad enough without the typo.
Play me off, Johnny {cue the piano}
Also, I agree with CanuckDodger - as much as this regime has claimed it values defense, I don't see any way they go with an outfield of Manny/Pierre/Gonzo. If they figured that A. Jones or Wells would be adequate right fielders, that's a different story, but like he said, it might make these guys a bit angry.
I was in Prague last summer for just this reason. It is outstanding. You can get it here under the name Czechvar, but since it's bottled for export, it's pasteurized, and nothing like the real thing at the source.
Also went to Plsen for Pilsener Urquell (the original pilsener. This is readily available in the States, but again, a mere shadow of it's full hometown glory.
And that Lagunitas Pils is nice. Just had a Lagunitas Red tonight, as it happens.
I'm guessing whatever defense is gained by going from Manny/Pierre/Gonzo to Gonzo/Pierre/Whomever will not be worth the loss in offense from Manny/Pierre/Gonzo to Gonzo/Pierre/Whomever.
(This is assuming that Whomever is currently on the Dodger roster)
In other words, an outfield of Gonzo/Pierre/Whomever is pathetic.
2006 Dodger OPS:
LF: .903
CF: .743
RF: .849
2007 Dodger OPS predictions (optimistic):
LF: Gonzalez 750ish
CF: Pierre 720ish
RF: Group effort 850ish (no change)
Assuming some combo of Ethier, Loney, Kemp, Ja(y)sons, etc. are good enough defensively to handle RF, AND combine to OPS 850, we stand to lose roughly 175 OPS points from last year's OF.
Genius would take advantage of hot starts and trade for players getting off to slow starts only to watch the reverse happening for the rest of the season.
I think a GM should be thought lesser of for holding any such expectation.
122 games out of Nomar last season was a lot, both in terms of being more than we hoped for as well as in terms of its toll on his performance, which declined dramatically in the 2nd half.
Kent could probably play more than 115, but then again, he's a year older and all that truck-washing is tough on an old guy...
Regardless, it doesn't seem reasonable to expect that the infielders will make up for the losses in the outfield.
Yes, Genius would. We traded for Lugo and Hendrickson.
No, ought is far-fetched. I should've said I can see that they could improve because...
I expect Loney to get more playing time and think that is bettter for Nomar and Loney and the position overall. I think that means "opportunity for improvement".
I expect Kent to play more, but that's is a truck-wash-big if.
I expect Furcal to return to normal for the whole year. (but to be fair he had a career OPS last year)
I expect Betemit to be better than last years combination. (closer to .800 instead of the .750 he put up when he got here)
I think Martin will get better partly because he won't bat 8th, but then again who knows how he will do after a full first year of a lot of games, but he seems Piazza like in his ability to catch a lot of games.
DP4 says: "I think a GM should be thought lesser of for holding any such expectation." I think that's right. And on second thought who's going to play second if Kent does get hurt as much? Martinez? Anderson?
http://www.linkmeister.com/blog/archives/002155.html
I happen to think that Krugman was a lonely voice crying in the otherwise-cheerleading Op-Ed pages NYT for most of the first Bush term, and he was a welcome relief from the Safires and Tom Friedmans that otherwise populated those pages.
Obviously your mileage may vary.
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