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1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
Happy holidays, past and future, everyone! As you might gather, I'm taking the long weekend off. I'll catch up with you after dinner Monday at Benihana's...
Double-fudge. Angela
Double-fudge. Angela
I'm off to Acapulco to get away from the frigid LA weather.
Is commentors a word?
It is now.
Happy Holidays to the DT family (yes, we are fam-i-lee). I am going to 3 different Xmas parties over the course of 3 days and they are all family-related. Because nothing says "Merry Christmas" like a few trips up and down the LA freeways.
Who am I kiddin? This is going to be fun.
A day is not complete for me without visiting this site. Unfortunately, I've been experiencing lots of incomplete days of late. :)
Happy holidays.
Will Jon go with the:
a) Steak hibachi;
b) Chicken hibachi;
c) Shrimp hibachi;
d) Como hibachi;
e) veggie hibachi; or
f) Sushi (no rabbit)
I'm voting d) combo.
All I want for Christmas is for the Terminator to come back to life and destroy the dancing robot from Fox's NFL broadcasts.
Also, peace on Earth and goodwill towards men. And a power hitting RF.
Thanks!
My wife is not happy with my choice. On the other hand I enjoy being a slightly corrosive influence. Next year perhaps it will be Zappa or Tom Waits.
Uh, Happy Holidays to everyone, including D4P who lives in my town of Durham but can't wait to leave.
I'll be home in Palos Verdes Christmas Eve and Christmas Day, then travelling for a few days to visit Northern California family.
Wait, that doesn't sound right.....
Well there's a former Los Angeles Airport for those of us who are not regular
Season's Greetings from France where it's already been X-Mas for 39 minutes now !
Bonnes Fêtes à Tous !
thanks for keeping this blogger informed and entertained all year ...
FYI,
I am from Indianapolis and I have a friend who is also a big Dodger fan in San Antonio. He is a retired Army Chaplin and we meet up every spring in Vero Beach (although it won't be for much longer). We will be there this year from March 22 to 30th. We have a condo rented and could handle a couple of more fans. If anyone is interested, you can e-mail me at mark@uswatersystems.com.
This could even be the last year (although there likely will be one more). I hate to see Dodgertown go. There's never been another place like it, but it's progress.
E-mail me if you are interested. I will also be in Malwaukee on Opening Day!
I picked up two copies of the year end Sports Illustrated magazine. I will be signing autographs this week in the parking lot behind the local Carpet World store. I love the large font they gave the DT friendly headline. :)
vr, Xei
Happy holidays to all. Maybe I'll ask Santa for a baseball game where the Dodgers hit 4 home runs in the 9th inning to tie a game during a playoff race, then win in the 10th on another home run...
Nahh. Too far-fetched.
We did see Jon Voight here on Thanksgiving. He had what appeared to be two grandchildren, a hot blonde, and a personal Disney escort. That Seinfeld episode must have made him more of a target in public. I wonder if he'd really bite someone?
BTW, I am looking for a season ticket partner, half the games split evenly (same for any postseason tickets which I HOPE we get to use). My seats are the cheapest ones, Sec 3 of the top deck, row L, first two on the aisle. Directly behind homeplate. $4 a ticket this year, box office price is $8 a ticket this year, a two dollar increase from last season. I have two seats. That comes to 684 dollars with the twenty dollar service fee. So for $342, you can have two seats to 42 games (including freeway series)and get every other playoff game or we can split one seat each to each playoff game too. If interested, call me at 661-992-1435.
Keep dreaming. Especially a team that had two guys eek into 20 homers each. No true power hitters and you want five homers in two innings? Four in a row in the ninth when you are getting beat at home by the nemesis in first place? Get real.
That game kept me in my seat until Ramon Martinez ended the season in game three of the NLDS. I actually was waiting for that magic to come back and let us win three in a row from the Mets.
Another occasion to pause and consider how much pleasure and, really, companionship Jon provides all year. It is very much appreciated.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jon_Weisman
Jon certainly is wiki-worthy!
Good luck in year ahead and I'll be a frequent visitor of this site in 2007 and beyond.
-Jake Larsen,
DRays Bay
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Billy and I will be forever intertwined. He hit the 1st LA Dodger home run I ever saw and now I find out his middle name is the same as my maternal grandmother. No wonder she was a big fan. Plus my wife's 1st name has the same last 5 letters(Verdell).
http://tinyurl.com/yb8p8f
It's a nice story. The recording is already up at dodgers.com.
I confess to not knowing some important rules of baseball. But I'm curious about them. Sorry for being stupid here, but what's the rule that made Richie Ashburn's (second batter) hit not a hit? He hits the ball and makes it to first base. The runner (Christopher) at first gets forced out at 2nd but the Dodgers don't get a double play because the throw to first is late. So Ashburn is on base. (That's confirmed by later plays where Scully keeps referring to Ashburn on first.) There's no mention of an error. So why isn't this a hit? What am I missing?
Heh heh. Despite my infirmity and your previous unwell wishes, my wife and I have managed to have a very enjoyable few days (including yesterday, which was her birthday).
We just finished watching "It's a Wonderful Life," which always makes me verklempt at the end...
Thanks, overkill. Ah, that's the famous Fielder's Choice. I didn't realize that didn't get counted a hit. I guess the rationale here is that the (must usually be infield?) hit isn't good enough for a clear run to first, and it's only because the batter was fortunate that the fielder chose to throw (or run) to the other runner's force base first that he manages to eke out the trip to first base? Makes sense.
Still, given all those Mets on base (there were also 5 walks in the game), it's quite amazing how rare it is for a pitcher to get a no-hitter. Scully actually names every one the Dodgers ever got, starting with 1906! There were only about 10 or so of them (I'll look it up later) to that point in 1962 - I assume he was going all the way back to 1892 (NL). And that Koufax managed to get 3 more in his short career. But even more so that the last of those in 1965 was a perfect game - no FC there.
NL championship series MVP Jeff Suppan reached a preliminary agreement Sunday on a $42 million, four-year contract with the Milwaukee Brewers.
(Thanks, Coach. Good to hear from you.)
Open chat at Screen Jam. I've given you a topic ...
More fun than vandalizing it, though, will be fighting the death squads. I've taken the impression that there are bands of blog-haters who spend their days doing nothing but proposing that all wikipedia articles about bloggers be deleted. Jon's got mainstream credentials, though, so maybe he's safe.
RIP James Brown, the Godfather of Soul, the hardest working man in show business. The world is less funky today, than it was yesterday.
http://tinyurl.com/y9cn8f
as to why i am more worked up by andrew's "today, than..." construction than by the news of james brown's death, i couldn't say. it makes me sad, though.
You come and go, you come and go-o-o-o
Other team gets:
Johnson
At least $8 million
Yankees get:
Nothing (thus saving up to $8 million and not having to endure Johnson in the rotation)
To think that a team would have to actually give the Yankees something to get Johnson is ridiculous.
"Lord Vader, we have seen rebels using commas where they are not needed."
(Heavy breathing sound.)
"Lord Vader, what should we do?"
(Heavy breathing sound.)
"We've already destroyed the Senate and killed all of the followers of Jar-Jar Binks."
(Heavy breathing sound.)
"Shall we try to capture Princes Strunk and White?"
(Heavy breathing sound.)
"Lord Vader, what should we do?"
(Heavy snoring sound.)
That was more exciting than Episodes 1-2.
For $16 million/year...?
I've been a profligate comma waster for as long as I can remember. I think of it as my silent protest against Hemingway. Re-reading 61, the comma problem I see is the missing one before, "today." The one after it seems lonely, not superfluous.
The guy is 43 and just came off back surgery. They don't even know if he'll be ready to start the season.
There is also speculation about a contract extension.
Three words - No Thank You
Tuna bountiful for New Year
http://tinyurl.com/ycq72k
Just to strain a bit here and combine two threads, cama (pronounced "comma") is found in all good sushi resturants. It means "cheek" and is (cooked) cheek, usually of yellowtail or salmon, and is wonderfully tasty and delicate.
An increased supply of cama is very much to be desired, and celebrated.
It's Xmas and you just got an official Dodger jersey. It's the first time you've gotten such a jersey ever. It's unusually comfortable and you are so pleased, you plan on wearing it on formal occasions large and small.
One issue: the name on the back is Nomar Garciaparra.
This may not be a problem. But if you were given this, would you return it? And for what? Would you--should you--return it for some other current player or perhaps for something more "classical" like a Fernando jersey?
An inquiring mind would like to know. I'll check back and I thank you in advance for your assistance.
Wow, that's freaky.
I need to take a rest.
I got my Guatemalan nephew, a Dutch national soccer team t-shirt with Ruud Van Nistelrooy's name on the back because I think Christmas is all about juxtaposition.
Just one superfluous comma...?
Interesting use of the comma there, for sure. Your Guatemalan nephew is a t-shirt? And you got him exactly how? You seem to have an interesting family... ;-)
2007 Los Angeles Dodgers Prospects
1. Andy LaRoche, 3B, Grade A- (I really like him as a hitter)
2. Clayton Kershaw, LHP, Grade A- (terrific all-around young pitcher)
3. James Loney, 1B, Grade B+ (right on the border of A-)
4. Scott Elbert, LHP, B+ (great arm but command an issue)
5. Chin-Lung Hu, SS, B (awesome defensive player with a bat that could develop further)
6. Jonathan Meloan, RHP, B (a personal favorite)
7. Blake DeWitt, 2B, B- (needs to break through in '07 to maintain status)
8. Preston Mattingly, INF-OF, B- (position a question but has promising tools and bloodlines)
9. Josh Bell, 3B, C+ (intriguing power bat, breakthrough candidate)
10. Ivan DeJesus, SS, C+ (good glove, bat has some promise)
11. Cory Dunlap, 1B, C+ (looks blocked positionally but a nice bat)
12. Tony Abreu, 2B, C+ (Triple-A numbers should be interesting)
13. Delwyn Young, OF, C+ (needs a change of scenery)
14. Kyle Orr, 1B, C+ (lots of power potential)
15. Greg Miller, LHP, C (can he stay healthy?)
16. Bryan Morris, RHP, C (would be B/B+ if not for Tommy John)
17. Eric Stults, LHP, C (he survived Las Vegas)
18. Brian Akin, RHP, C (interesting relief candidate)
19. B.J. LaMura, RHP, C (interesting relief candidate)
20. Mark Alexander, RHP, C (interesting relief candidate)
Others of Note: Matt Berezay, OF; Zach Hammes, RHP; Casey Hoorelbeke, RHP; Eric Hull, RHP; Bridger Hunt, OF; Stephen Johnson, RHP; Brent Leach, LHP; Andrew Locke, OF; James McDonald, RHP; Justin Orenduff, RHP; Xavier Paul, OF; Anthony Raglani, OF: Ryan Rogowski, OF.
The Dodgers in One Sentence: this system has thinned out a lot due to major league graduations, but they've shown the ability to recharge quickly.
As usual the Grade C guys are interchangeable depending on what you like to emphasize. The Dodgers like to sign toolsy and projectable guys from Latin America traditionally, and someone new will emerge soon enough.
I guess I was right that he would give Kershaw an A-. I knew he really liked him. My two biggest surprises are that he did not give Elbert an A- based on some of the other players he did give A- to. Also, I was surprised to see Hu rated so high.
I got my first "real" Dodgers Jersey, too. Only mine has no name on it. My wife wanted to personalize it with my name. That seems a little "new school" to me, but I do admit that putting Sushirabbit or Sushi on the back has its appeal.
I like yellowtail a lot myself.
Montainmover, good to hear you already have the Milwaukee opener on the calendar. Me, and another Dodger fan here in Chicago, are also planning to get tickets. Maybe Indiana Jon, gpellamjr, and Penarol, would like to consider it as well?
Tickets are pretty easy to get for Milwaukee. Maybe, we could try to get in the same area, to form a Dodger rooting section. We could take along a cardboard cutout of Jon to hold-up, just to, you know, make it a DT Midwest official outing, eh?
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i used to think it was "comma chameleon" too when i was a child. i loved that song in preschool.
The state with the highest % of "Yes" votes?
New York
Before this past year going to last season, Sickels gave Kemp a C+ and said something about laroche like "I dont really know about his bat" or something. it seems like he's grossly underated our system.
Sounds good to me. Tickets are that easy for opening day?
105 - I'm sorry to hear that. I had his back in '76 when I was in the fourth grade.
New post up top.
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