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1) using profanity or any euphemisms for profanity
2) personally attacking other commenters
3) baiting other commenters
4) arguing for the sake of arguing
5) discussing politics
6) using hyperbole when something less will suffice
7) using sarcasm in a way that can be misinterpreted negatively
8) making the same point over and over again
9) typing "no-hitter" or "perfect game" to describe either in progress
10) being annoyed by the existence of this list
11) commenting under the obvious influence
12) claiming your opinion isn't allowed when it's just being disagreed with
... with Vinny calling it.
Eighth inning: "Boy is this a game, huh? Wow! And this crowd lovin' every moment of it. It's been a roller-coaster ride, from depression to euphoria and all the stops in between."
He wasn't kidding. And after that, we had the Dodgers put runners at second and third in the eighth, having cut the deficit to 6-5, only to have Nomar Garciaparra strand them. And then Takashi Saito, of all people, imploding in the ninth (helped and hurt at once by Kenny Lofton's all-glove, no-catch of Josh Bard's drive over the wall).
And that was just one small chapter.
After Marlon Anderson's game-tying home run, of all the reactions, the most priceless comes from a Dodger batboy. He grabs his forehead with such excitement and amazement that I thought he was going to tear off his own skull.
Another forgotten aspect of the game is that the Dodgers had three outs to push across the winning run in the ninth. Julio Lugo was the next batter, and he drove the ball to the right-center gap. It would have transformed his Dodger career if he could have had the magic power the others had, but the ball died in Mike Cameron's glove.
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Don't tell me how it ends!
Lofton and Nomar leading off the top of the tenth. We're doomed. I'm turning it off.
Which leads to a question (for you know who): how many times in NFL history has a team tied for the division championship but failed to qualify for the playoffs?
Do you have an era in mind?
I'll buy you some beer...
Hmmm, hadn't really thought about it, but I guess the "wild card" era would be most appropriate.
I have a feeling there will be a few more as I go through time.
Given that a division winner is automatically given a higher seed than a wild card team, regardless of record, one might be tempted to think that the loser of a division championship tiebreaker would be thought of more highly than the wild card teams as well. But not so.
Why ignore records and give the division championship tiebreak winner precedence over all wild card teams, but then consider records and give wild card teams with better records precedence over division championship tiebreak losers?
Only the Jets made the playoffs. So that should have been the last time.
The precedence in seeding given to division champions over wild cards is an incentive for teams to win their divisions. After that, wild cards are supposed to reward teams that had good records, but didn't win the division.
They serve two different goals. Wild cards serve to make the playoffs a mixture of teams that won their division and also the best teams that didn't. You can't have it both ways regarding playoff seedings and tiebreakers.
The Rams have had a worse record against NFC teams than the Giants even with a win today against Minnesota (7-5 to 6-6).
Why should a team from the NFC get into the playoffs as opposed to an NFC team that played better inside the conference?
The Seahawks also had a better record in the division (3-3) than the Rams (2-4).
The Cardinals actually had the best record in intradivision games at 4-2!
Well, I'm not really trying to defend the Rams. They're not that good this year. But still, if they tie for the division championship...
Also, why should intraconference performance necessarily trump interconference? What if, for example, the other conference is "better"? What's more impressive:
1. A good record vs. the bad conference and a bad record vs. the good conference, or
2. vice versa?
BTW, Dodgers were 10-1.
Yes, you should address your concerns to Roger Goodell.
With the Rams winning at halftime, they likely will be the team that gives the Giants a playoff berth. A Lions or Vikings loss would do it. And the Lions are ahead at halftime in Dallas!
I have a feeling that won't last. I've seen the Lions a few times. They are really bad. Do you remember when Mike Williams was at USC and could catch any pass thrown toward him? That skill has deserted him in the NFL.
All right. Maybe I'll publish our correspondence in book form, and call it something catchy like "Roger and I" or "Me and Roger"
5'7", 165 lbs
The problem with posting this is that Bob's the only Prius driver I know of, and I'd bet big money that he's not run out of gas in the car. And maybe not ever, in any.
Even if you are driving on a side street, you are going to burn some gas. Maybe not much, but some.
A Prius gives off an audible warning when you are low on gas.
And I've never run out of gas in a car I have since it is one of my greatest fears in life.
Biggest fears in life:
1. Death
2. Running out of gas
3. Nuclear war
4. Frank Robinson coming by my home to chat.
My biggest fears:
1. Clown Convention
2. Death of someone I love
3. Feelings
4. My own death
And they're really, really, really expensive to replace. And you've invalidated your warranty.
Not having the engine available makes driving a Prius using just electricity very risky. Without gasoline it is very easy to push the motor & battery-pack beyond the tolerances they were designed to operate. The motor is never suppose to exceed 42 MPH (68 km/h) all by itself and the battery-pack is never suppose to be fully depleted. Avoiding running out of gas will insure the mechanical & electrical components won't overheat and the battery-pack provides the longest life possible.
Since the Prius can go quite a bit further between fill-ups than most vehicles, there's really no reason you should ever run out of gas anyway. But if you do, drive very slowly to get out of harm's way. Then call the customer-care phone number Toyota provided as part of the warranty; they will provide enough gasoline for you to drive to a gas station.
Chris Rix is the sideline reporter and he's apparently made the jump from sideline reporter for high school games out in Southern California.
I wouldn't be surprised if that were the price. I don't really want to find out. I'll just wait until it wears down after 150,000 miles or so.
I'm around 7,000 after two years.
By the way, are we being rude to our host if we have an entire conversation about running out of gas without referencing the Seinfeld episode?
She's reading her book, now, which is not O'Reillian.
3. Feelings
4. My own death
4 implies that 2 does not apply to you. Remember, Andy: learning to love yourself, it is the greatest love of all. A good first step is to embrace your feelings, not fear them...
Hmmm...you might make a good misogynist after all...
Maybe I could be like a new wave misogynist; one who doesn't hate woman, just enjoys anti-woman culture. Like there's the new wave Klan, that insists it doesn't hate black people. Or how you can join Amnesty International, now, even if you don't oppose the death penalty. I've always wanted to be a uniter!
Be safe and smart tonight.
Also, am I the only one hoping Craig Wilson is signed? Great Bat, horrible D but can be a nice emergency Catcher.
Ok, im done rambling, I promise!
Trade #1 SEA/LAD
Dodgers Get: C Clement
M's Get: P Hendrickson, OF Delwyn Young, 1B Cory Dunlap
Trade #2 NYM/LAD
Dodgers Get: OF Milledge, P Heilman
Mets Get: P Penny, Tomko, OF Ethier, IF Oscar Robles
Trade #3 FLA/LAD
Dodgers Get: 3B Cabrera, P Renyel Pinto
Marlins Get: OF Milledge, IF DeWitt, P Broxton, P Alexander, P Greg Miller, C Clement, 3B Betemit, 1B Cory Dunlap
And if the trades seem lopsided its cuz they are. I think in the opposite teams favor but correct me if Im wrong cuz well im rambling and bored. But anyways, I think having Cabrera is worth the sacrifice of most of these kids. Whether or not teams want to deal with us and NOT get a Loney, Kemp, or LaRoche is a whole nother story though and not one I really feel like thinking about. Anyways, sorry about the armchair GM like trades. Just bored.
I know you are bored. Go party. It's New Year's Eve.
Turns out I am bored, too. So I will entertain myself by indulging your proposed trades.
No disrespect intended, but they are all bad, even risible:
Trade #1 SEA/LAD
Dodgers Get: C Clement
M's Get: P Hendrickson, OF Delwyn Young, 1B Cory Dunlap
Comment: You are giving away too much for Clement. Hendricksen is a servicable long-reliever and has market value as a LH starter. Del Young is a good hitter with no defense and no position. Dunlap is an overweight first baseman who can't hit for power.
Trade #2 NYM/LAD
Dodgers Get: OF Milledge, P Heilman
Mets Get: P Penny, Tomko, OF Ethier, IF Oscar Robles
Comment: This is your worst by far. Penny may be MLB's best available starting pitcher. The Dodgers should be able to get the likes of a Rios and a McGowen for him. Why does everyone love Milledge? Heilman is a lapsed prospect. Why do we need him? Penny should be more than enough to get these two. Why throw in Ethier, Tomko, and Robles? Ethier is a proven commodity and has value; so does Tomko -- if nothing more, as a RH long reliever. Robles is probably on the chute anyway.
Trade #3 FLA/LAD
Dodgers Get: 3B Cabrera, P Renyel Pinto
Marlins Get: OF Milledge, IF DeWitt, P Broxton, P Alexander, P Greg Miller, C Clement, 3B Betemit, 1B Cory Dunlap
Comment: I realize that you are making these trades serially. Can you give me an example of three serial trades that have ever occurred in real life? Your premise is preposterous. But, as I said, I will indulge. First, Ned should never trade Broxton. He is the NL's next horse/closer. Big mistake. Everyone else you've thrown in here from our side is still a question mark, but for Betemit. This kind of deal might have appealed to the Fish a year or two ago when they were auctioning off the whole team. But not now.
All that said, Brian, Happy New Year, pal!
I just went with newspaper rumors about who's interested and while the Mets say they arent interested in Penny if they are willing to give up Milledge for Blanton I figured we could overpay to be able to appease the Marlins needs. But yes, I did make the trades look lopsided on purpose so we could get what we need, give up a lot but have Miggy Cabrera. We have SOOO many good prospects I figured it might be smart to trade a few 2nd tier (not including Broxton and Ethier) for a bonofide star in Cabrera. Im not saying there wouldnt be better deals either but I was just trying to go with a huge splash and if you look at the proven commodities in Tomko, Hendrickson, Broxton, Penny, Ethier?, and Betemit? then it seems like a solid risk to give all of them up for Cabrera. But that's just me. To get Heilman who can be a #4-5 or set-up Saito along with Brazoban returning sometime then we should be ok still without Broxton. We keep Loney, Kemp, and LaRoche so we are still more than capable of allowing our kids like Meloan, Elbert, and Kershaw to compete in 07 or 08. Probably 09 or so for Kershaw but still. I think DeWitt is vastly overrated but he does have a lot of tools, patience is not really one of them though.
So yes, VERY lopsided but we come out with Cabrera and Heilman which I cant really complain about. Who cares if our minor league teams do well anyways? Cabrera is worth it if only to me but this was a stupid rant anyway. God it sounds like I have a man crush on him. Ugh. Ok, im done babbling for real tonite. Have a great New Years everyone. I wish I drank so I could party it up and have an excuse for these posts lol.
If you are still awake and sober, tell me what the book is on Meloan. I am well aware of Kershaw and Elbert. But Meloan is new to me.
Also, though I try to follow all of the Dodger trade rumors as well, I had not heard about the Fish wanting Hendrickson (I wasn't aware that anyone wanted him, except for Ned). I wonder if any kind of offer has been made. Did you hear anything about who the Marlins were willing give up for him?
-cremation in the san francisco bay, viking style, with my body on a little wooden ship set alight with flaming arrows from archers on shore.
-obligatory "vishal was a good bowler... and a good man" speech given by a close friend
-square dancing!
-flyover from a military aircraft
-plenty of food, alcohol and music for all the guests to enjoy
i thought about adding some festive showgirls to the list but worried it would have been a bit gauche.
If it's a viking funeral, you need a dog at your feet. Who would it be?
But yeah, I go to a lot of 51's games too and Delwyn Young has a horrible arm but he can swing. His defense seems lazy in the OF from what Ive seen and Broxton when he was here had a Gagne like effect on the crowd. I wish we would just let him close since his concentration level and making good pitches is much better than him as a set-up man. I just think he gets amped up to save games much like Gagne. But still, he hasnt proven himself in the majors in that role and the Marlins LOVE Broxton, Milledge, Kemp, Martin, etc but I do believe by blowing them away with an offer we can have Cabrera because they are set-up for years to come while we are set-up for this year and Cabrera can be signed to an extension at anytime.
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He covets the youngsters but then deliberately places aging vets in front of them. What to make of it?
Also seeing the pitchers a few times helps as you learn their tendencies. Video is such a great tool for these young guys but I wonder HOW MUCH time they spend studying and learning. They should be doing that in the minors too but I have no idea if minor league teams do that.
I don't think LaRoche was an option as he was either shut down or about to be due to shoulder problems. Anyhow, Ned wouldn't drop him into a pennant race with no ML experience.
Lugo's past implied he'd do a lot better than he did as a Dodger. Maybe not having a set spot and not knowing where or if he was going to play affected him.
Right or wrong, I think Ned's philosophy is to work in young guys gradually rather than just hand them a job.
Brooklyn went 65-83 that season and finished in fifth place. They had a 1-11 April and were eventually 1-16.
Make that the "Superbas".
I liked learning about your background as a Dodger fan. You should be grateful that you are doing business in a red state. Love Vegas!
I grew up in Ontario, Calif in the fifties. Started as a Dodger fan in 1958 when I was eight years old. Koufax and Drysdale were my heroes. The 1962 playoff loss to the Giants was my worst baseball moment.
A Dodger fan since through thick and thin, though I have moved all over the country and now reside happily in Leesburg, Virginia. Lived in Sacramento for a time and once ran into Steve Sax in a Chinese restaurant there.
In the eighties, I used to go down to Vero Beach to catch spring training. Met Lasorda.
Hope to be in LA more often this year. Have a nephew in sports management in LA who gets primo seats. Another friend there gets them, too. No excuse for me except for the costs and hastle of air travel from east to west.
Happy New Year to all who post here!
If you just want to watch the homeruns, you can see those on Youtube, for free.
There should, of course, be a way to buy a DVD of the game, legitimately. I can't figure out why MLBAM refuses to make one available. They just don't want any more money? It may be even less explicable than the ridiculous blackout rules. At least there was ever a point to that. Even CSPAN has a system of distributing its programs on DVD, on demand. Which just goes to show that absolutely everything would be better if Brian Lamb were in charge of it.
When the revolution comes. . .
This happened last week but nobody mentioned it. He was number eight on Parade Magazine's 2006 list of the world's worst dictators. But he was maybe the most fun of the bunch. He replaced the Hippocratic oath with a loyalty pledge. Added a morality portion to the driver's license test. Prohibited car radios and lip syncing. So, nice place to read about, but you wouldn't want to live there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saparmurat_Niyazov
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http://tinyurl.com/yndrxk
--Gurnick, dodgers.com, today
A comment on the proposed trade for MCab-I think Fla would want Broxton, Kemp and a lower level minor league pitcher, preferably not named Kershaw. Hopefully, LA can keep Laroche and put MCab in LF.
I think Meloan could be placed in the set-up spot come the trade deadline. He put up some unbelievable K rates in the AFL, AA and high A last year.He could be Broxton's setup man should LA not deal him come '08. They will both come very cheap allowing room for the power hitter.
It's just that as close to the team as Gurnick is, I thought his comment significant as confirming where things stand.
David 21, Goliath 10, halftime.
You left out the "Obviously Wrong" swirl
I know Gurnick isn't well regarded by some on DT, maybe even most. Like most any beat writer he has readers ranging from those who think he hates the Dodgers to others who think he's just a Dodger mouthpiece. For the most part, I've found him fair and competent. But then I'm 2000 miles away and certainly am open to other opinions.
How can a reporter writing pretty often about one team not be close to it, at least closer than most? I'd think mlb. com would replace him if he weren't doing a decent job.
No, wait, that's not right. Never mind; I've forgotten it. It was good, though, the rumor. I remember that.
This isn't funny, on its face, but knowing that D4P doesn't get the reference might push it over the goal line. I'm not sure, but it seems worth the shot.
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