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The big guy gets $2,925,000 for 2007, according to The Associated Press.
Silly me.
He was 2-7, with a 4.65 ERA, and got a $1 million raise, because the Dodgers apparently believe--not without foundation--that the arbitrator would have said, "Nope, you can't give this guy just a $1 million raise after a season like that. You have to give him more."
I understand the concept that baseball players are sort of like movie stars, and that their outrageous salaries should thus be compared to other performers who generate big bucks.
That analogy falls apart with this deal. If the Dodgers really had a million dollars burning a hole in Frank's pocket, I'd have offered it in a contest to get people to come to a mid-week game against the Pirates that would normally get low attendance. They would've seen a significantly bigger ROI. This is just sheer waste.
Cold Plate Special: Joel Guzman
This former Dominican bonus baby once made scouts drool more than padded bleachers. A do-it-all slugging shortstop with the Dodgers, Joel Guzman never developed much after that and wound up being traded to Tampa Bay last July as a mid-range prospect going south. He's still immense (6-foot-5, 250 pounds), just 22 and has as much raw power as any young player you'll find. Yet problems with plate discipline and inside stuff have handcuffed him at the higher levels, and he looks more like the Ruben Rivera than much else.
http://tinyurl.com/yan32d
I don't know how. He can't use "knows how to win," because he doesn't, and Ned himself already fell for "he's finally figured things out" last year.
Agreed.
I'd be more than willing for Ned to resign Ja(y)son Phillips just to watch him get beaned by another throw from right field.
Relive the joy, folks. Someone added The Price is Right music.
It really is funnier the 125th time you see it.
If DT had avatars, this would be mine.
Ross also has a $3.5 million team option for 2009
I didn't even know we were calling him "Big Bird"...
and I did not speak out
because I was not Bluetahoe.
Then they came for Bluebleeder
and I did not speak out
because I was not Bluebleeder.
Then they came for Xeifrank
and I did not speak out
because I was not Xeifrank.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
I thought they came for Bokonon but he just switched identities.
The AFLAC trivia question
Who played "Basketball player #10" in the 1992 film "Buffy the Vampire Slayer?"
1 a machine or vehicle with a part that rocks or moves back and forth, e.g., a jigsaw.
2 a person who dances a jig.
3 a small fore-and-aft sail set at the stern of a ship. a small tackle consisting of a double and single block or two single blocks with a rope.
4 a measure or small glass of spirits or wine.
5 dated Golf a metal golf club with a narrow face.
6 used to refer to a thing whose name one does not know or does not wish to mention : see them little jiggers?
I honestly had to look that up
WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME PEOPLE.
At the beginning of the year, they had this:
Piazza, Zeile, Nomo, Roger Cedeno, and Brad Clontz
After the trading deadline, this turned into:
Sheffield, Bonilla, Charles Johnson, Jim Eisenrich, Manuel Barrios, Dave Mlicki, and Brian Bohanon
By the start of 1999 this was: Sheffield, Todd Hundley, Robinson Checo, Arnold Gooch, Richard Roberts, and Aposto Garcia
Today, it's Elmer Dessens.
Yes Conley to WSC and Hendrickson went to WSU. Interestingly, they still used that stylized logo of a Cougar in the shape of a W, S, and either a C or U.
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Well, get used to it.
"This is London! Whoa Boy! The German bombers, the big uglies, are dropping some loads, here! It's hitting the people here like a horse that's trying to kick off a shoe. But the brave people of London are digging in and are ready to get down and dirty! Whoa boy!"
"Oh Nellie, let me tell you bout that (insert iconic WWII allusion)!"
"Doctors have announced that they have discovered the gene that causes cancer...The bad news? It's Gene Rayburn."
Gene Conley was mentioned as another two-sport professional athlete. Don't leave out
David Albert DeBusschere (October 16, 1940 May 14, 2003), who like Conley and Hendrickson, pitched and played professional basketball.
Debusschere was drafted by the Detroit Pistons out of the University of Detroit in 1962 and won two championships with the New York Knicks. He became the youngest coach in league history at age 24.
DeBusschere was admitted to the Basketball Hall of Fame after a 12-year career (19621974) in which he averaged 16.1 points and eleven rebounds. He was also named to eight NBA All-Star Teams.
He pitched for the Chicago White Sox in 1962-63.
(safe viewing). vr, Xei
http://tinyurl.com/ydsq4c
Yes, thank you!
Thanks, D4P, I tuned in just in time.
The lovely Ms. Pin is giving her a run for her money, but it looks like The Grunter will probably pull it out.
So if the Dodgers proposed, say a 5-10% raise over last year, somewhere around $2.1M, and Henrickson countered with $6 M, it could end up $6M if the arbitrarors found $2.1M inequitable. It is therefore in the Dodgers interest to settle at $2.9M.
Presumably this is exactly why the system works this way (pick A or B, not arbitrate). It conduces both parties to come to an agreement on their own rather than go to "arbitration". I imagine that if the player's counter was way, way out of line (say $12 M in this case) the team would risk arbitration and the player would lose out. Only it would probably just be a gambit that the player would lower 1 day before the deadline.
Does anyone know if pre-free-agent players under contract are allowed to have agents represent them in these negotiations? They're not so different, when all is said and done, only you know what the limits are when you start.
Baseball arbitration works pretty much the way you described except that pretty much every player uses his agent to represent. Players rarely say much at the hearings.
The abritrators (it's a panel of three now, it used to be just one person) have to choose between the management's salary and the player's salary. The abritrators can't negotiate a salary in between.
Most likely with Hendrickson, the two sides knew what figures they were going to submit and just agreed to meet at the midpoint. That happens in almost every case now. There are very few arbitration hearings that go all the way to the end.
One of the more recent arbitration hearings that went the distance was for Eric Gagne after the 2004 season. Gagne asked for a lot and lost.
I think it was 2004.
I shall check...
I pretty much megaloathe Sharapova.
There's contrary, and then there's, you know, retarded.
I have to be careful where and when I wear that jersey.
Tell me she's not cute:
http://tinyurl.com/y9869j
not a fan.
You guys are crazy! That is one of the cuter photos I've seen in quite some time.
Define "pan" si vous plait
thats the majority of most teams in any sport.
http://tinyurl.com/y48kyz
She's married to Dutch soccer goalie Henk Timmer, who conveniently had the same surname as she. Timmer is a fairly common Dutch surname.
Yikes. More like Marianne Coulter.
http://tinyurl.com/yc5cpt
I knew "Pin" was pronounced "PAN," but I wouldn't have guessed that "Camille" was pronounced "CAM-ee." I would have guessed that "Camille" was pronounced "Kah-MEEL"
http://www.timmerentimmer.com/
The woman described in that link reminds me of some times I've just sat in a restaurant waiting and waiting and waiting ...
I'm with D4P on this one--I at least think Mme. Pin is very attractive. Say whatever else one wants to say about the French, but their young ladies can be very attractive.
Of course, nowadays, because of a book I'm reading, when I think of the French, I tend to think of the paras fighting in Algeria against the FLN back in the day--a very different sort of French than the American stereotype, or what the French would probably like the rest of the world to see.
WWSH
But if Jon started the site and he allows people to discuss what he wants, what gives anyone of us the right to dictate what can and can't be mentioned here?
I just don't get it.
I really don't.
http://www.baseballprospectus.com/unfiltered/?p=146
Coached by Eric BrTmond; travels with practice partner Carine Bornu ... Baseliner who prefers hardcourts ... Father, Claude, is a former college professor; mother, Florence, is director of a chemical laboratory; has two older sisters, Valerie and Raphaelle ... Most memorable experience was scuba diving in a cave in Mexico ... Enjoys water sports such as water skiing, wake boarding and scuba diving, as well as snow boarding ... Likes to visit Australia because of its peopleÆs mentality and the different, beautiful landscapes ... Describes herself as sociable ... Admires her sister Raphaelle as a kind of angel with an incredible brain ... Likes playing on the Tour to do the things she loves in life: sport, travel and challenges ... Graduated from high school in 1998 ... Favorite movie is Le Grand Bleu; favorite actors are Johnny Depp and Anthony Hopkins; favorite book is La Reine Margot.
She's 25.
I'll have you know she's 25. The photo I posted was apparently taken in 2004. I think she's married, or at least engaged.
vr, Xei
Upon further review, I don't think Mlle. Pin is all that bad-looking. And no one is going to look all that great when they're out in 100 degree heat for two hours.
However, I would still opt for Maria Sharapova because she has a lot more money, a feature I find very attractive.
I didn't know that about you. I'm a little surprised.
Remember I have high opportunity costs.
Well, I knew the reason you plan to keep your LA job, but still...I mean, you've already got your Prius...What else do you want?
After bombing as a starter and getting sent to the pen, Hendrickson was a different pitcher. He credited a renewed mental approach resulting from hiring noted sports psychologist Ken Ravizza.
"He helped me tremendously and we've talked several times during the winter," said Hendrickson. "I took a couple of great steps forward working with him after not pitching up to my standards."
He began working with Ravizza when he went into the bullpen, and had a 0.84 ERA in six relief appearances, allowing one earned run in 11 2/3 innings with 12 strikeouts and only six hits allowed. Yes, said Hendrickson, the pressure of replacing the injured Brett Tomko in the starting rotation in a pennant race got to him.
"L.A. presents a lot more difficult things than Tampa Bay," he said. "The expectation level is so high, the atmosphere so intense. This is the first time I've been in a postseason run and all the pressure that comes with it. Ken's been such a great help for me, I'll continue with him beyond this year.
"You hear athletes say that 98 percent of this is from the neck up. I was at the point where I had to do things differently to get back on track to where I was in the early part of the year."
He turned in 2 2/3 scoreless innings in three appearances against the Mets in the playoffs.
Small sample size, etc. But promising.
The future, Mr. Gittes! The future!
What will the internets think of next?
The possibilities are endless with a system of tubes.
Game 1
Green struck out; Valentin was hit by a pitch
[Floyd to second]; (Guillermo, not Manny) Mota flied to right.
Game 2
Chavez forced Wright (pitcher to catcher) [Floyd to third, Valentin to second]; FRANCO BATTED FOR GLAVINE; Franco forced Chavez (shortstop to second) [Floyd scored (unearned), Valentin to third]; Reyes singled to center [Valentin scored (unearned), Franco to second]; Lo Duca forced Reyes (shortstop to second)
Game 3
Delgado grounded out (first unassisted); Wright walked; Chavez grounded into a double play (shortstop to first) [Wright out at second]
So, yeah, he really owned Endy Chavez.
It is pretty much like this all the time.
But for the sake of those who like their burgers without ketchup, Gurnick's mailbag reported Ethier had been icing his non-throwing shoulder after every game. Gurnick reports that some in the organization felt that he kept quiet about it but it hurt his swing.
Why wasn't it?
Oh wait, Steve Lavin.
Kershaw
Kuo
Schmidt
Penny
Lowe
Billingsley
Tomko
Wolf
Elbert
Hendrickson
Stults
Bastardo
Unlike ZIPS, which loves our rotation, PECOTA is really down on it. Kershaw leads with a 4.04 ERA, and starters with an ERA under 4.50 stop at Penny.
I haven't looked at offense, but if these are true, it's going to be a really, really bad season.
Actual decent season out of Luis Gonzalez
Best players on the team aside from Kent and Ethier starting in AAA. Very high on LaRoche, Loney, Kemp, and, strangely, Anthony Ragliani.
We're going to regret losing Sergio Pedroza.
it is insane, thats why you take any projection system with players in the low minors with a grain of salt.
vr, Xei
Unless when you mean decent you mean he was not terrible.
I should say is projected to have a good season.
performance(*).
vr, Xei
The weirdest thing, to me, about the Kershaw projection is that the Beta is so low. How could the numbers be anything like that reliable? Weird.
I concur.
vr, Xei
Both
(safe viewing)
http://tinyurl.com/yz3vyu
Actually, I don't see why we don't just call that his career year. He didn't throw that much. When he did throw, he was great (thanks to a .235 BABIP, but still). Less Hendrickson is more better.
http://tinyurl.com/yeeuz7
The Nationals need starting pitching perhaps more than any other team. I think there is still a trade the Dodgers are going to make and it could involve more than one team.
Nothing would please me more (Dodger lineup wise) than to see Nomar at third and Loney at first next year. So here is to adding Betemit to the Tomko, Hendrickson, Biemel package to see what the Dodgers might get in exchange.
Now that I am an older, more intelligent reader of DT, I realize that while this does happen, more often than not, it doesn't. In any case, here's to the Dodgers doing far better than the projections.
And isn't being a contender for something better than not being contenders for anything?
I got live reports from that, Sam.
Btw, I think Meloan, Miller and Alexander - or at the very least one of then - will definitely contribute to the Dodgers next season. (Hopefully to replace Tomko.)
Especially considering the Dodgers would probably want something back for those three. The Nats have six position players who aren't terrible (Kearns, Snelling, Church, Johnson, Lopez and Zimmerman), three OFs, three IFs. Would trading any of them for Tomko, Hendrickson and Beimel make the team better? Even admitting that the Nats have no pitching, I'd be amazed. The drop off they'd take from running Marlon Byrd out to CF every day, instead of Church would be huge. Ch-i knows who would play 1B, instead of Johnson. While the Nats can rightly be said to have no pitching, they do still have a few starting (or swingman) pitchers projected to be better than Hendrickson and Tomko, including Zach Day, Joey Eischen, Jason Bergmann, Winston Abreu, et al. It doesn't take much to be better than Tomko or Hendrickson.
The Nats' farm club is pretty thin, but, of their top 10 (by Sickels), eight are pitchers. So, why would they trade a pitcher that may be worth something, some day, for three pitchers who aren't worth their contracts today, when there is next to no reasonable chance of their contending for a playoff appearance, this year, and it's no great certainty that the pitchers they traded for would help?
But Ned not only kept Hendrickson, he gave him another million to do so. I only like about half of what Ned does but I still assume that he makes decisions with something other than a weegee board.
Tomko and Hendrickson have the ability to eat innings and if they average 7 innings with a 5.00 era (a big if), that means as means go that they leave with the other team having 3.88 runs scored.
Adding two pitchers that can keep a team from the wrong end of blowouts is worth quite a bit, regardless of how many wins are added due to them being in the rotation.
The Nats still have to sell tickets this year. Regardless of the statistics that might come back to me about the inability of the pitchers mentioned being able to average 7 innings, the argument that nobody would ever want Tomko or Hendrickson includes the assumption that only Ned is stupid enough to obtain and pay those pitchers. We will see soon enough I would imagine.
Clearly other people have been stupid enough to pay Tomko and Hendrickson. I'm not sure what that has to do with whether they should be traded to the Nats. Were you just throwing the Nats out there? You don't indicate what you'd want back, so, maybe you're not sold on trying to trade with them, in particular?
I hope Colletti ships off Hendrickson and Tomko to somebody else. I don't care very much what he'd get back. I just don't think the Nats match up well, for the reasons I gave. Also because I have some affection for Sam DC, and don't see how the world would be better for screwing up the team his kids root for.
scroll to Rollies top 10 predications for 2007):
7. The Giants will come out and play great ball and actually win their divison by a couple of games over the Dodgers.
Not sure if Mr. Fingers is an expert worth listening to (I'm thinking no), but interesting to read what someone "who played the game" thinks.
Any pitcher's ERA can be adjusted similarly, so that the if the pitcher one of these non-entities is pitching against has a 4.50 ERA, it is similarly true that over seven innings, that pitcher will give up 3.xx runs. Changing the denominator does not change the quality of the pitcher (whereas running them both over with a bus would solve everybody's problems)
Since I have no idea what team might want them I wasn't suggesting a person in exchange for them. Also, I do not have a clue what they are worth but unlike others, Ned and I think they are worth something.
If the Nats, in this example, were to start pitchers other than Tomko and Hendrickson and they went only five innings and let the other team score 4 runs, the Nats are going to lose quite a few games even with good relief pitchers.
The Nationals picked up a ton of players of the scrap heap, and I'm sure someone like Joel Hanrahan can replicate what Hendrickson can do. If not him, then one of the ten equivelant players the Nats picked up.
Once. August 11, vs. the Jints.
But he did that, or better, six times, with the D'rays, last year. So, seven times out of his twenty-five starts in 2006.
Yes.
But the ideal choice is "neither"
http://cinemaindcblog.blogspot.com/
Has a DC-area focus.
I just find it incredible that someone who had to stretch to be mediocre ends up with not just a raise, but a ONE MILLION DOLLAR raise.
I understand the arbitration game, and baseball salaries, and the showbiz aspect, etc. I also realize that, bad as he is, Mark Hendrickson is a better athlete on his worst day than I was on my best. But I also understand that if Hendrickson, improbably, wins 15 games next season, he'll be in line for something in the order of a $10 million raise (hopefully not from the Dodgers), so I find it amazing that he could find his paycheck that much heavier after even what he would concede is a lousy season.
I guess what it comes down to is: Major league baseball talent is compensated as a commodity. You're not paying the person a salary like you pay most working people; you're paying the weight and class. If pork bellies are $6/unit, that's what you pay. If raw diamonds are $50000/unit, that's what you pay. Hendrickson is more pork-belly than diamond, but if pork-bellies are up this year, he benefits.
It's all I can figure.
206, I commish a keeper league, but I haven't contacted everyone to see who may not be returning. I think there are already two DT contributors in the league. It is an eclectic mix to say the least but I'd say good 6 are pretty knowledgeable/competitive. Of course, the reigning champ had inside skinny from a former player apparently. Alas, I don't have the power of Bud. Anyway, if a spot frees up I'll post about it on here.
I've pretty much determined to go with 6 keepers, 2 in each third of salary ranking (baseball cube). If a team opens up you'd just get to choose from their players.
Reconsidering that line, it seems objectively wrong. The D'rays are better off for it, not because he was useful to them, but because his season was the reason he was worth anything in trade. Dioner Navarro is better off, since he wouldn't be starting out here. Probably Seo, too, since he'd be in the same ring of limbo that Hendrickson is in now, if he'd stayed. And been offered arbitration.
So, there are people who are better off because Hendrickson had a good season. Just not us.
DL: Ernest Hemingway or James Joyce?
BJ: Hemingway for shortstop, Joyce for left field.
Second favorite was this one--
DL: In future generations, there's a pretty good chance that baseball fans hearing the name Jose Canseco will think "steroids." What should they think?
BJ: Jerk with steroids.
We like Grady. He's homespun, Southern and whatnot.
I may have misheard it. I think it had something to do with the fact that everyone on the Red Sox wore "Vote for Pedro" t-shirts.
Now I just wish they'd all shut up and go away.
And I'm not exaggerating.
ESPN hasn't helped matters either.
But they did give me great inspiration for my burgeoning novel. It's entitled "Woe Is Me, Look at Me, Woe is Me, Look at Me."
Available in bookstores in 2009.
http://www.firejoemorgan.com/
Is that before or after your textbook titled "Discourse Datcourse"?
And to The Blue Legend, it has been rumored that new managers are required by Sushirabbit to draft Hendrickson. Sort of hazing of rookie/new managers to his league.
Wasn't it even a little fun?
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