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Kirk Gibson signed with the Dodgers on this date 19 years ago. Doesn't it seem awful late in the offseason for, you know, the most important Dodger free-agent signing of the past, oh, few decades?
BaseballLibrary.com reminds that it was seven days earlier that, "as a result of the Players' Association's 1985 collusion suit against the owners, arbitrator Thomas Roberts declares seven players no-risk free agents until March 1st, giving them a chance to sign with other clubs despite already having contracts. The seven are Kirk Gibson, Carlton Fisk, Donnie Moore, Joe Niekro, Butch Wynegar, Tom Brookens, and Juan Beniquez."
January 29, 1988. Lore almighty.
http://www.themick.com/mm-home-runs-list.htm#1954
http://tinyurl.com/3745ys
Mantle DID hit an I-T-P homer vs. the Senators, on 6/30/61
http://tinyurl.com/3bzyfx
Gosh I love Retrosheet and b-r.com!
4 Double thx.
5/30/1952 Yankee Stadium
8/07/1953 Yankee Stadium
Lugo
Helton
Ortiz
Manny
Drew
Youkalis
Veritek
Crisp
Pedroia
Pretty scary, though the Yanks counter with:
Damon
Jeter
ARod
Giambi
Matsui
Abreu
Cano
Posada
Andy Phillips(?)
Well, we are sitting pretty too with Pierre and Luis Gonzales!
Butch Wynegar was the very first player on top of the very first pack of baseball cards I ever opened (1977). Made him my "favorite" player for a few years, even though I thought his name rhymed with vinegar. It doesn't.
http://www.theswearingens.com/mick/salary.htm
http://www.baseballlibrary.com/chronology/byyear.php?year=1958
5/20/1958 at Comiskey
6/05/1958 at Yankee Stadium
So, no Griffith. Oh well.
1951: $38375.31
1952: $53348.44
1953: $121800.09
1954: $145000.11
...
It tops out about here
1963: $610802.25
So yes, 21, that's quite a bargain.
I'd call that a bargain.
The best I ever had!
37 - was considering that and after re-reading that mess a couple more times I tend to agree, although he's very vague.
I think the answer is in some type of code, subsitute Kemp for Loney and then it makes some sense.
Frankly if LaRoche is healthy is Spring training, I'm not sure he would be the player teams would ask for.
Kemp and LaRoche are probably untradeable right now, Loney is more expendable due to Nomar but the Dodgers are lacking in position prospects right now.
http://www.owling.com/
It advertises itself as "The largest US website totally dedicated to owls!"
The Colts may have showed up late to the Super Bowl, but the Chicago defense didn't bother to show up at all.
or
Though the Colts decided to show up late to the Super Bowl, their defense managed to miss it entirely?
(Yes, Plaschke for sure).
and thus ... Bob was able to get his Hooton ...
(groan)
No offense, but heart isn't bleeding for the media.
"Manning was injured just before the start of the 3rd quarter while gyrating and singing along to halftime entertainer Prince's 'Sexy M.F.'. Backup Jim Sorgi rallied the Colts with three second-half touchdowns for the 34-28 win."
(sorry if I ruined the game for anyone)
They reason why the media does not bombard the home cities of the two teams the week before the Super Bowl is because they are all gathered at the site when Super Bowl week begins. It would not surprise me if after the game, the Colts get fined for showing up late to the site.
And its not as if the Colts make the Super Bowl every year, this their first appearance as the Indy Colts and the first Colt appearance in 35 years so it is not as if they have been here and done that.
Bob's laptop
c/o LA Public Library
630 W. 5th St.
Los Angeles, CA
90071
Thank you.
He's a great writer.
The longer the coach can keep the team away from South Beach, the better. Of course, even a seemingly stalwart Eugene Robinson can get in trouble hours before the game!
I see no problem with that outcome.
1. that this is the first Super Bowl with two, count 'em two, African-American head coaches;
2. Tony Dungy and Lovie Smith are close personal friends; and
3. Unless you play for the Colts, Rex Grossman is a liability (i.e. he has an arm like Juan Pierre)
Bob doesn't accept Prozak scrips from females...?
How many more years before the Super Bowl halftime show is reunion of previous halftime shows?
Did Up With People ever play halftime at the Superbowl, or is that phantom memory like Mantle's ITP in DC?
Super Bowl I's haltime show featured the bands from the U of Arizona and the U of Michigan.
Up With People did four halftime shows.
Never have I tasted such exquisite crow as I did in October 1988. $4.5 million very well spent.
http://www.upwithpeople.org/Media_Events.html
Oh, (just got it) unless of course you are referring to the fact that for about 10 years he ruined our favorite baseball team. Hmmm, I may take issue with that. Have to give it some thought.
I was just being hopeful.
http://tinyurl.com/2klna4
That would be a battle that you would not want to get involved in.
What would be the consequences?
http://tinyurl.com/38q84v
Does "trading him before the season starts" count as a prank...?
Extra Innings is on both Direct and Dish Network. Dish is probably a little better if you like HD, although many of the extra HD channels are rarely watched for me. NFL would be the only reason to do with Direct as far as sports go. It is exclusive to Direct. I've had both and either is a huge improvement on cable, at least in my area.
Bob??? Julio Franco is on the phone, and wants to let you know he is not dead (yet).
Bob??? Julio Franco is on the phone, and wants to let you know he is not dead (yet).
Gen. Franco ... on the other hand ... is still dead.
I remember seeing Up With People when I was like 7 and feeling general elation. If I saw them today I'm pretty sure I would vomit.
What is the personal lubricant du jour...?
I'm just saying.
I don't wish to earn his enmity.
I thought you had some kind of portable internet device...
If you insist, but it won't be as quick because it takes a lot longer to type with that thing.
Well, given that THE GAME is being played in LA, you'll no doubt prove eagerer to post the standings without insistence on my part...
Unless they turn on the college basketball scoreboard to show EVERY score in the country. Then you spend the day trying to figure out what all the abbreviations for the MEAC schools are.
No need for modesty here. We all know you know the abbreviations on sight.
LIP at MER
MSM at CCS
ION at SIE
FDU at RMU
TRO at NTU
IPF at TPA
SLU at SJU
JSU at EIU
http://tinyurl.com/yphbus
What the hell are all those abbreviations?
http://tinyurl.com/223p5b
Brothers Jor-Z:
http://tinyurl.com/2c9a96
Go Mastodons!
http://tinyurl.com/3d7pn9
110 - Ah but can you do that with the hockey scoreboard also?? Gotta be ready for Thursday Bob!
There are a bunch of out of town scoreboards at Staples. Usually one for the NHL, one for the NBA, and another for whatever else.
The abbreviations they use for college basketball are weird.
NBC has two ex-Dodgers in its prime-time lineup.
http://tinyurl.com/2uw556
On Sat. night I stupidly left my laptop on the couch. Apparently my dog thought the heat it was giving off made it a nice warm place to sleep. As such, she nosed it off the couch and onto the floor. It hit hard enough that 3/4 of the screen no longer works. Its all kinds of weird colors and lines but the screen is not cracked. It looks like the LCD connection came away from the panel. Does anyone know if a screen can be repaired/replaced (I'm guessing not) and if so any suggestions on where to go other than mailing it back to Dell. I'm guessing its toast but thought I'd ask.
Hey, don't hijack my thread...!
She's busy today.
LCD problems are bad news, so I wouldn't have a lot of hope for it. But good luck.
http://www.rotojunkie.com/forums/showthread.php?t=78899
And, a decapitated laptop can be very handy. You could turn it into an entertainment center! Strip off Windows, and load Linux with MythTV (or pay extra money for SageTV, to run in Windows). Or you could plug it into a normal monitor, and have a slow, expensive desktop in the den. Or for your daughter. You could mount it under the hood of your car, and hook it into an indash LCD, for all kinds of fun. Blessing in disguise, LAT!
Well, maybe not. But not a total loss. Anyway, good luck. Oh, and if you do decide to decapitate it, make sure it's unplugged, and that the battery is popped out. There are capacitors all over the place, too, so careful where you stick your screwdriver.
I decapitated my last laptop after 18 months of the stupid thing taunting me--the hinges froze, and busted through the case, so I had to prop the screen against something to keep it from flopping around. The satisfaction I derived from disconnecting the thing and beating it with a hammer is what I expect World Series MVP David Eckstein felt with the last out of the year. Though, where this was a dog induced mishap, you might not get that kind of rush. I probably wouldn't be willing to beat a dog with a hammer, even if I knew I could recapture that feeling. But I leave that to your discretion.
90 19 years ago, a pitcher pulled a prank on the new OF. This year, in an amazing reversal, the new OFs pull a continuous prank on the pitchers - AKA their throwing arms.
probably cause she's been "Jacked up"
(1) Go ahead and get DirectTV. The picture is great, my Tivo is great, and the Extra Innings package is nice, except for Saturdays when even it gets blacked out in favor of Fox.
(2) Go to Dell's web site and find the repair manual for your computer. Should be available online. Look up the repair process for the LCD screen and you can find a very clear process for taking apart the laptop to check if the cable is dislodged. If that's the case, it's an easy repair. If that doesn't work, then once you get that fair, you may find it is easy enough to replace the LCD or you can always take it to a repair shop.
137. Any excuse to buy a new laptop, though, can be a good one.
Either that is a universal feeling or I am really transparent. Ebay has an LCD Buy It Now for $335 + tax + shipping. For now I have hooked it up to an external monitior. I'll probably just wait to see if one comes on Ebay for a little less. Although I'd like an excuse to buy a new laptop and I hate a 17" one (too heavy/big) I just assume not spend another $1,000 and have to transfer all my data.
As for the dog, I couldn't do anything to her. It wasn't her fault, I set it down right in her spot. Also, I like her more than most people. Not to mention, wife and daughters would take a hammer to me if I said so much as an unkind word to the dog. As an acceptable alternative, how about beating David Eckstein with a hammer? Is that permitted?
As for the laptop. Thanks, that's good advice. Without the advice of you, Andrew and Overkill, I would have opened it up poked around, electrocuted myself and caused further damage to the laptop. Repair manual is a better ideal than "duh what's this cable do? Let's yank it and find out." Of course if I break it further I have my excuse to get a new laptop.
I'm a Scrabble pro and word geek (if anyone has a need for that kind of info)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-nKwycdJ_0
Did they announce this and is there a link somewhere?
His name reminds me of the beer from China. Chinese beer is quite bad. So is Thai beer. Weak, like the Italian beer. When I've been in Asia, I drank Heineken as you can get that in any country in the world. Or Japanese beer if you can get it. They know a lot more about beer than the Chinese do.
and ADO can be pluralized ....
(geek)
vr, Xei
150 The Dodgers had only 39 players on their 40-man before signing Tsao to his contract. I believe that only Beimel's contract is at issue before Spring Training, the other players who are not arbitration eligible (21) will have their contracts renewed at the standard scale.
I personally think Asian beer is uniformly terrible, but I don't really like Dutch, Australian, South American, or even Eastern European beer. Give me English, Irish or Belgian or give me death.
朝日および札幌はよいビールである。
Double fun is that both camps in The Great Transliteration Wars of 2006-07 can find support in this piece.
156. I wasn't arguing. There are two ways of spelling it (Wade Giles vs Pinyin), just like the famous Dodger left handed pitcher that will remain nameless in this post in order to maintain world peace.
imho Taiwan píjiǔ is better than any Qīngdǎo píjiǔ I've ever tasted. To each his own though. vr, Xei
vr, Xei
2005-06 - first year of Colletti
2004-05 - DePo's first full offseason, Beltre leaves, etc.
2003-04 - McCourt purchase.
I've heard that it was fairly common that, other than homes, the first two buildings that Europeans would build were a (Christian) church and a brewery. I guess man cannot live by every word of God alone, either.
vr, Xei
And how much would you have paid for one of those warehouse blowups of Jan (from the office)?
174 Who cares? Grabowski is worthless on a major league roster. He's dead roster space.
I'd definitely rather work for Jan than Michael.
seriously, the problem with jason grabowski was that he was jason grabowski . . .
Such elegant failure.
http://dodger-dogs.blogspot.com/
vr, Xei
This evening, we will announce that Barry Bonds, the 14-year Giants veteran and seven-time National League Most Valuable Player, signed a one-year contract with the Giants.
As you've probably heard, the process of negotiating this contract was complex, lengthy and highly unconventional. This decision was not taken lightly and we spent significant time evaluating all of the elements and circumstances surrounding the negotiations before we made a final determination to move forward.
Of particular concern were the allegations against Barry in the New York Daily News on January 12th. We consider any action by one player to unfairly damage the reputation of another player to be a serious matter. Based on the information that we have at hand in this matter and in discussions with both players, all of the facts have not been accurately portrayed. After evaluating the situation and its potential impact on clubhouse chemistry, we came to the conclusion that the Giants' players will be able to function as a team committed to supporting each other and dedicated to doing everything they can to succeed on the playing field.
Additionally, we felt that with these assurances, signing Barry to a one-year contract helped us pursue a long-term strategy toward getting the club back on track. With his presence in our lineup and only a one-year contractual commitment, we were able to avoid the temptation to trade away some of our valuable young pitching talent and were able to free up long-range funds to acquire a front line pitcher. These decisions enabled us to sign Barry Zito, retain our promising and highly sought-after young pitchers and fill our need for a power hitter in the middle of our lineup. We believe that this combination of moves provides the Giants with a better chance of winning in 2007 and in the years ahead.
You may also be interested to know that even with the signing of the 42-year-old Bonds, the average age of the 2007 Giants will be 30.7 years versus 32.7 in 2006. So we have gotten younger and presumably healthier as we stated we would try to do when the 2006 season ended.
I understand that this has been a particularly controversial and difficult decision and that there are strong opinions on both sides of the issue. I received letters, emails, phone calls and had many conversations with many of our season ticket holders during our Fanfest. I truly appreciate your passion for the Giants as we work through these complex issues. At the end of the day, I believe we have put together an exciting team for the coming season.
Like you, I am pleased that we have been able to complete this process so that we can all turn our attention to the day when pitchers and catchers report to Arizona on February 14. Thank you again for your commitment to the Giants and I look forward to seeing you at Spring Training or when we open our All-Star Season at AT&T Park.
Sincerely,
Peter A. Magowan
President and Managing General Partner
San Francisco Giants
Also, it's the worst kind of communication...The kind that presumes that everybody else is stupid. It's the way politicians and color commentators talk.
Nice work, Peter.
It's tough to fill the sandals of a Judas Iscariot.
I defy you to tell me when you saw Jason Grabowski strike out swinging.
Snyder trying to buy another hot coach?
http://blog.washingtonpost.com/dcsportsbog/
Why in the world would Carroll want a job that:
1) a college coach who was about as successful at that level as he was failed at
and
2) the greatest coach in franchise history appears to have failed at?
Needless to say, I saw him strike out swinging a couple dozen times.
But the sports chatterers in town have come to rest on the cw that the game has passed Gibbs by. I really don't pay attention to the Redskins so I happily don't need to have a view on that.
I don't believe anyone has total control if Daniel Snyder is their boss.
I deny it. In fact, he struck out 79 times on the same inside corner fastball. You are thinking of Ja(y)son Werth.
Tape delay! It's on tape delay!
I know who won! It was ... uck ... gah ...
[body thuds on floor]
RIP, Sidney Sheldon.
Whom I already thought was dead.
"I am become death, the destroyer of worlds...And SABR Member."
(Sorry, really bad.)
Bonus points for connecting them to Sidney Lumet or Sidney Bristow.
They all have the same first name
Hmmm . . . Pete Carroll at the Wizards/Pistons game tonight.
Snyder trying to buy another hot coach?
I believe the Poodle is out there to convince Marvin Austin to play for SC. Austin is a top DL from washington D.C. and signing day is a week away.
"They're all people who have never been in my kitchen."
Um, I hope this is golf scoring...
The bad news is that it's the modified Stableford system.
RIP, C.K. Yang.
I'm afraid that I'll log in to read about the Dodgers and find out my father has died.
BIP, Baby John Doe.
Or graduations.
GIP, Joe Valedictorian.
MIP, Mr. Manager.
Comment 207
If you want, I can make more references to "Marmaduke."
Damn you Trees!
Sigh
RIP to a great athlete. In the 1960 Olympic Decathalon, he actually outpointed Rafer Johnson in seven events, but lost by substantial margins in the other three.
Yang was a top-rated pole vaulter along with being a top decathlete.
When I was also checking the UCLA website, the press release for the UCLA-Oregon game said that the tipoff time was 7:34:30 pm.
I believe they are putting in a degree of precision for that event that does not exist.
My favorite episode.
For starters:
For anyone who was a member of the program, you will all be receiving Gameday Audio free for the 2007 regular season.
A $14.95 retail value!
And now for something completely different.
http://tinyurl.com/2dqd3n
and sadly it seems this is all that is left of that once-glorious full length video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_6pc4C8dmY
He prints out the LA Times every day in a different font and then cuts out the letters and sends a crank letter to Bill Plaschke.
And here I am doing that for free...I guess it pays to know a guy.
Earlier today at post 152 dianagramr wrote:
"and ADO can be pluralized ...."
I am sitting here doing the LA Times crossword and 16 across is a four letter word for "kerfuffles"
Me: I hate it
Mom and Dad: It's a terrible name
My other sister: I hate it
My Grandmother: What a terrible name
My Aunt: Wow, I don't like it at all
My Two Cousins: Sorry, I hate it.
Hey, don't ask if you don't want honest feedback, right?
There is little sympathy in the Brock family. We're not going to respect her choice.
Should I go Jack Russell Terrier, Cocker Spaniel, or Yorkshire Terrier? Yes, it's a big step, but I'm willing to buy a dog in order to prevent this naming fiasco.
My wife seems to think that there is nothing worse for a kid than getting into school and finding that someone else has the same name. Which means that she basically wants a name that nobody has ever heard of.
I, on the other hand, do want a name that I've at least heard of before.
Which means we compromise with Swedish names that are very common in Sweden, but unusual here. After much gnashing of teeth.
Magnus?
If you have a pit bull or rottweiler.
In the spirit of George Costanza and mindful of that this is Dodger Thoughts here are some suggestions for the new bouncing baby girl.
Three (Steve Sax, my mom's favorite player)
Five (You say Nomar, I say Mike Marshall)
Sixteen (Heart and Soul)
Twenty One (Well, that was Greg Brock's #)
Great thread to start the day,
I got a small house, man! I can't be havin' Great Danes and whatnot running into walls!
I'll take Burn for $600 please.
And I agree -- I'd hate to face Repent or Burn Broxton in a tight spot.
Russell Martin .279/.359/.432/.791 Catcher 285/.342/.435/.777 Better than Average
Nomar Garciaparra .288/.354/.469/.823 First Base 290/.374/.508/.882 Below Average
Jeff Kent .272/.352/.473/.825Second Base .284/.341/.426/.767 Way Above Average
Wilson Betemit .262/.328/.451/.779 Third Base 284/.356/.482/.838 Way Below Average
Rafael Furcal .286/.358/.431/.789 Shortstop 280/.336/.422/.758 Significantly Above Average
Luis Gonzalez .248/.342/.412/.753 Left field 284/.363/.481/.845 Catastrophically below average
Juan Pierre .299/.342/.385/.727 Center field 274/.341/.447/.788 Significantly Below Average
Andre Ethier.296/.366/.463/.829 Right field 285/.358/.469/.828 Slightly better than average (especially OPS distributions)
We are above average in 3 positions, basically average in one, and significantly below average in four places. Gonzo in particular is a problem. I think ZIPs is a little negative sometimes (Martin's OPS doesn't improve at all, Ethier gets worse, Furcal gets worse), but even if everyone outperforms their projections, Gonzales, Pierre, Betemit and Nomar are so far below their position averages that would have to hit out of their mind to reach those plateaus.
Hopefully the pitching staff makes up for that.
I may go with "Oil Can" if we can't agree on anything.
And to prevent the sort of feedback that apparently happened in Family Brock, we don't tell anyone our baby's name until the baby is born. My mother's reaction to the name we chose for our second-born: "I hope you're kidding."
We weren't.
James Loney: .297/.351/.434/785
Matt Kemp: 292/.342/.478/820
Kemp is slightly below average in RF, Ethier is slightly below average in LF, Nomar is slightly below average at 3B and Loney is WAAAAY below average at 1B. However, the Dodgers would go from ~210 OPS points below average to 126 points below average. That is as quick and dirty as stats get, but it makes sense to me.
I don't think the site is very user friendly. Any comments?
I suggest baking.
http://tinyurl.com/2qtxxn
considering our bullpen is hardly lights-out, this is an area that simply has to improve for us to have any type of real success this year.
in other words, pitching is important!
My wife and I named our daughter after Anne Frank. Her full name was Anneliese Marie Frank.
We used the name Anneliese and a different middle name. It is meaningful and unique to some degree. If you like the name, perhaps you can suggest it to your sister.
We simply call our daughter Anna most of the time.
Very irksome for me that they don't take paypal. Seems silly to have to pull out a credit card for a monthly renewal. You'd think an above average site like that who depends upon subscription renewals would do whatever it could to make it easier for the subscriber to fork over money.
Plus, if it's a girl, just substitute an i for the y.
But, I'm biased
Sometimes I can't tell if I still have the flu or if I feel nauseous because of all the Norbit ads.
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