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Jim Murray is brought back to life in a new book by veteran Times editor John Scheibe, On the Road With Jim Murray: Baseball and the Summer of '79. Scheibe was a copy boy when he got to know Murray and came to his aid at the end of the legend's career, which continued even after Murray went blind.
This is not a review just passing along the news - but I've taken just enough time to browse random pages here and there, and the book does promise to be a worthwhile piece of Los Angeles sportswriting history, with plenty of excerpts of Murray's greatness as well as his late-in-life struggle.
"If I could just see the words on the paper," Jim said as I drove into Anaheim Stadium's parking lot. And, in frustration, he added, "You know, with the way things are now, it isn't easy being funny."
It was one of the few times he complained about his predicament. And it was more of a statement of fact than a complaint. I parked the Mustang and we walked into the Yankees locker room. Jim knew the way better than I did.
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Tonight's game:
If you're in the Kensington area of Contra Costa County, please pick up my plutonium and mail it back to me.
My dad and I were there. He was very disturbed about the idea that Jim Murray could die.
But Murray's column was always on Page 1. Murray's successors were Mike Downey and then Bill Plaschke.
Nice shot in the arm for the Tigers, I'm sure.
If only that picture had John Wooden.
Now, I'm old, and everyone gets lots of slack and nothing's all or nothing. Including Jim Murray.
But they have been no-hit by Scott Erickson, so it all evens out.
Not any more!
I emailed you a 1963 Jim Murray column that touches on what he thought of baseball stats at the time.
Keep in mind that Murray was pretty much in the mainstream at the time.
Oh, right was right, and wrong was wrong!
My plume on high, my flag unfurled,
I rode away to right the world.
``Come out, your dogs, and fight!'' said I,
And wept there was but once to die.
But I am old; and good and bad
Are woven in a crazy plaid
I sit and say, "The world is so;
And he is wise who lets it go.
A battle lost, a battle won--
The difference is small, my son."
Inertia rides and riddles me;
The which is called philosophy.
--Dorothy Parker
Three scoring plays are listed as:
J. Edmonds tripled to left, M. Grudzielanek scored
- J. Edmonds singled to left, M. Sweeney and M. Teahen scored, A. Gordon to second
- J. Edmonds doubled to left, E. German and A. Gordon scored, J. LaRue to third advancing on throw
Lastly, kudos to Grady yesterday for risking the big inning and playing the infield in with that runner on third. It didn't work out, but there was no big inning, so hopefully we'll see that the infield in again should the circumstance arise.
http://tinyurl.com/235auw
TAMPA - Tampa Bay Devil Rays' Elijah Dukes will not be charged for having sex with a foster girl - 17 years old at the time - who claims to be carrying the outfielder's baby, police said.
The foster girl, now 18, told investigators she had consensual sex with Dukes at his step-grandmother's house, Tampa police spokeswoman Laura McElroy said.
Because Dukes is 22 and the sex was consensual, McElroy said, he will not face charges. "Now, she has been clear she had consensual sex with him," McElroy said. "The way the law is written, a suspect must be 24 years old to for it to be crime."
The Devil Rays have apparently put Dukes on the trading block. I have a feeling that Ned won't be interested.
"Yeah, we sat down and told him and he got mad and threw a Gatorade at me," she told investigators.
This was left out of the other article. If it weren't for baseball, Dukes would probably be in jail right now with all of the personal problems he's had.
the riverdogs always had extraordinarily high caliber prospects on their team; I was usually more interested in them.
Doesnt he have like 5 kids already?
That would require winning this game though. I am not counting unhatched chickens.
he ain't missing by much, IMO. I don't think he's walked anybody also.
How soon they forget Paul Lo Duca.
pfff.
BOOM
That reminds me, i'd throw Valentine high heat i recall he had trouble with it when he was with us.
And I was just going to say you shouldn't start someone like Betemit. Never mind. Go for 4+1!!
Loge level as in down the line and not the second set of seats in the pavilion?
Those are the Hiram Bocachica Seats!
Anyway, I like this Betemit fellow. He swings a mean bat.
Wow.
He just murdered that pitch.
Any chance that bringing the kids up and playing them has had a positive effect on the club?
Betemit's was 408ft.
Kemp - 447 feet
Kuo - 412 feet
That's 1,267 feet for three runs.
Andruw Jones with the last one? Back in 2005?
I don't have all of my magical tools at my disposal.
Tip o' the cap to the DXMachina Marching and Chowder Society.
Synonyms:
http://tinyurl.com/35gagw
Google "chowder and marching society" and you will find some hits.
It's a 19th Century phrase for a type of social club that was somewhat common after the Civil War.
-bellyflopper=
Canadian for belly flop
-fp
Oh Chin-Feng Chen, you blew it!
i'm willing to admit my geekness towards him, I voted for him 75 times!.
ps & counting.
Drat.
Was in the Bay over the weekend and didn't get to see the games....saw that Pierre had two walks...were they the pitchers fault, or was he working the count?
That inning was good, of course, but for a team without much power is this efficient: 3 runs on three home runs, a triple, and two hard drives saved by Valentin( who didn't play worth compost for the D's)
A small bomb used to blow in a door or gate.
If it wasn't for its appearance in Shakespeare's Hamlet: "For 'tis the sport to have the enginer / Hoist with his owne petar" and its fossil survival in the rather more modern spelling to be hoist with one's own petard, this term of warfare would have gone the way of the halberd, brattice and culverin.
A petard was a bell-shaped metal grenade typically filled with five or six pounds of gunpowder and set off by a fuse. Sappers dug a tunnel or covered trench up to a building and fixed the device to a door, barricade, drawbridge or the like to break it open. The bomb was held in place with a heavy beam called a madrier.
Unfortunately, the devices were unreliable and often went off unexpectedly. Hence the expression, where hoist meant to be lifted up, an understated description of the result of being blown up by your own bomb. The name of the device came from the Latin petar, to break wind, perhaps a sarcastic comment about the thin noise of a muffled explosion at the far end of an excavation.
It just means to have a decision blow up in your face.
There'll never be another one like him.
i kind of don't have a problem with it either, but i can see how some people would have a problem with it. matter of opinion i guess.
John Franco, a loogysaurus, was the first. I think.
they don't grow 'em like him anymore Kady.
But I do like this make the starter throw a whole bunch of pitches thing.
????
He's kind of laid of that this year i've noticed, i kind of dug it.
The unruliness could also be attributed to their being a lot of fans of the Mets in attendance and they aren't exactly the most easygoing fans.
Make it happen, Andrew. We need zero body count.
106 Betemit's secondary average is a Hendersonian .474!
172 Thanks for the explanation. Any reason you go by the Latin for "bunion"?
175 Slightly before that, if I'm not mistaken. My mom showed me a newspaper article about the guy who invented the charge--he was a great-uncle or some other obscure relative of mine. Late 50s; I think at the Colisseum.
194 Franco's first year was 1982. Does anyone know who the last major leaguer was who had faced Koufax at least once?
Well, I did say "could."
-1 for Andrew.
in other words, Jon has a "rep to protect"
245 At least the "Beat LA" cheer is encouraging the opposing team to victory, as opposed to just derision. Or maybe I'm wrong and that is little more than a semantic argument.
Who else could get away quoting from the Song of Solomon on Opening Day?
For the winter is past,
The rain is over and gone;
The flowers appear on the earth;
The time of the song of the birds has come,
And the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.
So, can we call you Bunion?
(about both, I suppose)
Good stuff. Did seem a little derivative of the Martin Amis London Fields and Money fiction, but...
He made 104 pitches his last outing i believe. I'd close the door on him & let our bullpen take over.
There once was a man named Pierre
Whose power was simply not there.
He slapped and he ran,
and he kissed Nomar's van,
but put too many balls in the air.
I knew this guy from Nantucket, but the stories about him were grossly exaggerated.
91 I just signed in so I can say:
Wow.
Saw the highlights of that second inning barrage and said, "Oh my... lord." Awesome to see Kemp's shot. Shocking to see Kuo's. I'm sure the Metsblog was the happiest place on earth after that inning.
Is Kuo really coming out for another inning? Wow. He's been great, but isn't it time to call it a night.
I will not be reviewing it.
- Nomar needs two more days, or weeks, off.
- I think being tortured by Beat LA in SF all these years is enough for me to tolerate, or almost tolerate, obnoxious behavior by Dodger fans.
- the Dodgers seem to really like Kuo as a teammate. (DIamond Leung's piece on Kuo and Tsao is worth a read if you haven't already.
- My cat's breath smells like cat food. {said in Ralph Wiggum voice}
XieXie Ni
vr, Xei
I'm afraid my form is wrong but what the heck-I'm a poet and I didn't know it-but I might as well say it-my feet are Long fellows. Sorry, I must be euphoric still being ahead.
Broxton blows him away.
He also could take a bad route
A considerable sum
Was paid for this bum
But it really does nothing to pout
Broxton blows away another.
286 That is not a bad thing, my cats are harrassing me to feed them.
Yes, but I hear that Hong-Chih Kuo is frightened easily by Great Dane-like cartoon characters.
I like this.
how annoying.
315 Kemp attempting to bunt is wasting a strike.
Enjoy!
Saito vs. Wright, Delgado, and Beltran should be fun.
I wondered about bringing Broxton and Saito in tonight given the score was up to 4-1 but it seems like a good move now - I guess better safe than sorry.
Adds an aura of respectability to a musician who deserves none.
vr, Xei
Another K for Sammy.
This is not my original suggestion, but somebody brought up the Kill Bill horn theme for his entrance music, and to me, that would be absolute perfection.
I don't care if the Mets are slumping - so were the Dodgers. Shutting them down warms the cockles of my heart. And "there's nothing like hot cockles."
(Name the movie)
Back tied for first!
classic!
I'm way of any music connected to the state of Delaware.
NYM: Sosa (6-1, 2.64 ERA)
LAD: Penny (7-1, 2.26 ERA)
I was a little surprised to see Delgado's batting average so low. He's better than that, but thankfully not tonight.
vr, Xei
I grew up in a small town in Iowa. I read all the sports magazines and newspapers I could get my hands on. When people would ask me what I wanted to do in life, I told them I wanted to be the next Jim Murray. I knew nothing about the guy, but from the weekly syndicated column that would appear in my local paper, I thought he was the best. The only columnist I've ever read that is on the same level was Mike Royko. They are the 2 greatest in my book.
vr, Xei
340 I'm still waiting for the part where Willie Randolph's mask is removed and he's actually Steve Phillips.
I believe the correct spelling is "Zoiks" but, fine, if y'all want to go about making up words...
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073312/quotes
Soldier: He was from my village. He was the village idiot.
Boris: Yeah, what did you do, place?
366 You gotta watch it Kady, I own it and quote from it. We have it at GreenCine too of course. :-P
I suspect somebody will wear one tomorrow.
"Kemp's homer was the first to reach the loge level since July 27, 2005 when Olmedo Saenz accomplished the feat against Cincinnati."
"The last time a team hit three homers on as many pitches occurred last Sept. 18 on the last three of the four straight hit by the Dodgers in the bottom of the ninth inning in an 11-10, 10-inning victory over San Diego."
The team's contract with 980 expires this season. Three radio stations 980, 710 and 570 are bidding to sign the Dodgers for next year and beyond. <<<
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Doubt I can add anything to what's been said but I will try.
Kuo, very efficient, scattered the 5 hits and a walk.
Juan Pierre saw something like 23 pitches in his 4 at bats today, when he hit the ball on the ground, 2 hits, in the air, 2 outs.
Betemit's swing on that homer was so easy, Kemp's bat was a blur on his homer.
The Mets had no chance tonight against Brox and Sammy.
Nice win and just a really good game for the boys.
New post up top.
Then the next day, Murray wrote about squash. There was no drawing. And it apparently never appeared again.
On 2/26/1971, the stories on the front of the LA Times sports section were written by:
Jim Murray
Ross Newhan (covering the PGA Tournament which was played in February that year)
Dan Hafner (on the Kings)
Bion Abbott (Santa Anita)
Shav Glick (motor racing)
Jeff Prugh (USC basketball)
Dwight Chapin (UCLA basketball)
Mal Florence (Lakers)
And thank you for quoting it correctly: "hoist", not "hoisted", as both Vin and others here have misquoted it in the past. Not every past participle in English ends in "ed".
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